Talking Crazy
"Sir?"
"Yeah, Carter?"
"He's done it again."
Jack sighs heavily down the phone and listens to the silence on the other end. When it becomes apparent that Sam is going to say no more, he gives a grunt. "He's drunk again?"
"Yep."
"What's he done this time?"
A smirk is in her voice as she answers. "He keeps insisting that you can be very deep, sir. That and he's certain that Teal'c's symbiotic just talked to him."
"Oh?"
"Yep."
Jack ponders this for a moment. He smirks.
"Keep the booze away from him, I'm coming to take Daniel home now."
fin.