Hello Internet! I'm back, much to your disappointment... I'm sorry I've been writing a bit terribly lately, stress has caught up to me, but I'm not planning on another coma soon! To the reviews!

MaFx98: I swear, I had it right when I read it... Oh wait... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- Anyway, I'm glad you still enjoyed! I thought I might try another type of writing style in that chapter, and everyone seemed to respond really well. And yes, the 14th is going to be a special day for both me and you guys!

GodLegend: That's what the Internet does to you man, it's a total innocence destroyer. And the chapter will be continued! But there won't be any rule 34 so don't worry.

Power Master Story Writer: I will hang you from so many kinds of cliffs it's not even Funny! Glad you enjoyed!

Guest: I have never seen Nacho Libre, but I have seen the parody of it from Epic Movie! I can do that one shot, it'll just be a little different than what you might expect... *evil laughter*

Lupus Boulevard: I try to make these very canon like, but fail... Glad you enjoyed though! And yeah, the BMB thing is a little over used, but it was all I could come up with that made sense. Stay excited Brochacho! That continuation will be coming very soon! *points a finger gun at you* kck kck.

Nightmareking: Or is it? Only I know...

Romantic Sloth: Yeah, I knew it didn't sound right, but I'm glad you still enjoyed! Thanks for the constructive Criticism!

Exotoast135: Physically, Star is 14 years old. Mentally, she is a goat on steroids and every type of cocaine. :P

Deadshoot12345: Do you really wanna know?

Anonymims: Cliff-hangers are my entire life. Been a while since I was called Brochacho... Now I feel all fuzzy, Thanks! :) I will have the continuation up within the next Five chapters, I PROMISE!

Now... I was going to do Exotos135's request but then I realized that it is completely impossible to write a reality show episode in under 3000 words. Seriously, you try and do it! Even Exotos couldn't! Instead I will do Guests request, Sorry Exotos but it is completely impossible for me to write your request... And I was gonna kill Brittany too...

Star and Marco were sitting on the couch in the living room, lying across from each other and watching corny comedy movies that were on sale earlier that morning. They were determined to watch every last one of them, even if they fell asleep trying. Tomorrow was Saturday so they were able to stay awake later than usual, and Marco even went to the effort of making a very large plate of his super awesome nachos, so they were all set for a long night of laughs and cringing at bad dialogue, but mostly laughs.

They say across from each other, having their own side of the couch, in case one of them fell asleep on the other, there would be no awkwardness tonight! Star had her head on a pillow and her feet slung over the side of the couch so she could be comfortable and stay that way, while Marco just rested his arm on the arm of the couch and curled his feet up next to him, it's a classic movie marathon position.

During the first movie, Marco and Star were laughing there butts off, pointing out the flaws and errors in the movie. During the second one, it was a little less funny, but Star couldn't help but snicker at the drunken pirate walking across his ship, looking for more alcohol to drink. Once they finished that film, Marco stood up and went to put the third movie, Star had the case in her hands while Marco held the disc at its edges. According to the title, the movie was supposed to be "Epic" but Marco had his doubts.

The menu screen for the movie played, and judging by the talking beaver, this was gonna be a very bad film to watch. However, it defied expectations with a rather familiar plot of several children who are orphans that were parented by the same person, even though two of them were from different races all together, and they all coincidentally gained golden tickets to meet up with Willy Wonka, fight for the mystical land of Gnarnia and defeat the white bitch with the help of captain Jack Swallows.

Yeah...

But there was one scene in the film that caught Stars attention, when Edward was in his home orphanage and was mercilessly wrestled by a small child. It reminded Star of her childhood back in Mewni, where she was trained to be a ruthless warrior and fought with monsters. Marco caught on to Stars interest and was immediately worried when she saw her smile at the child breaking Edwards arm in two.

Time Skip Quote: "WHAT THE HECK IS A POLAR BEAR?!"

Later, once the two had finished their marathon and Marco was getting brushing his teeth before bed, he heard the distinct yell of the word "NAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOO!" come from the living room, when he walked down the stairs to investigate the strange cry, he was shocked to see his living room to see that it was completely altered in terms of structure. It was set out to look just like the room where Edward was beaten half to death and fed a raccoon for lunch. Marco felt his jaw drop and his cheeks flush at the sight of Star, her sun yellow hair tied into a ponytail (am I the only one who likes her better with a pony tail?) and a blue, Mexican styled butterfly painted on her face, she looked amazing in the morning Sun that shined through the glassless windows even though it was 10:30 at night, but whatever.

Marco walked over to her and smiled in amazement, "Star, what is all this? It's so beautiful..." Star giggled and looked at Marco with a face cuter than a bunch of fluffy kittens (and those fuckers are CUTE!). "Well, I really liked that movie and I've always wanted to try out this 'wrestling' thing... It sounds like a lot of fun, so... Could we wrestle? Please?" she looked at him with her signature 'Pouty face', popping out her bottom lip and somehow increasing the size of her eyes quite dramatically. Marco cringed and ran a hand through his hair,

"I dunno Star... I don't want to hurt you... But if it means that much to you, then I guess we could try it just once." Star smiled sweetly and placed a hand against his cheek, causing him to flush, "That's sweet Marco, but don't worry! I've been trained for combat since the age of four! You won't be able to land a single hit on me!". Marco scoffed and tied a white strip of fabric around his head, "Well see about that..."

Time Skip Quote: "I'm a green belt... With a stripe..."

Star had her foot on Marcos back as he lay there in defeat, his left arm was twisted and his back was in a zig zag shape, his face had several bruises and cuts that didn't show any blood but still stung. Star didn't have any sort of injury and didn't even seem to be tired or worn out in the slightest. She gently tapped her wand against Marcos head and his injuries seemed to fade away quite quickly, Star smirked at him, and pulled him up to his feet.

"I think this should be the last time you underestimate me! I am a magical princess after all!" Star gloated, pressing a finger to Marcos nose. He just smiled and reached out a hand, "Good match." He stated, not faltering in the slightest. Star looked at his hand for a moment and deviously grinned. "I think you deserve a little more than a hand shake for your efforts..." Marco tilted his head in confusion and was about to question it, when he suddenly felt his face tingle in bliss and his knees began to wobble.

Star had decided that the only way to reward Marco for his hard work was with a deep and passionate kiss, right on his mouth hole. He felt his cheeks pool with blood as Star placed her hands to his face and deepened her gesture, when she pulled away Marco wobbled slightly in a struggle to stay balanced. Marco raised a hand in the air and pointed to the roof in a doofus type way before he comically fell backwards and fainted. Star giggled and rolled her eyes at Marco, they had been dating for 3 weeks and he still fainted every time they kissed...

She grabbed Marco by the legs while he was still unconscious and dragged him across the floor and up the stairs, he promised her that they could cuddle whenever she wanted and she wasn't going to deny his offer anytime soon!

Sorry if its a little sucky, but I have been procrastinating like HELL for this one. Well, I still hope you folks enjoyed and I will see you for my special announcement on Sunday! Stay awesome!