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After Coon and Friends had ceased bickering with one another, they'd simply gone silent, contemplating their current situation.
"Um, hey, Ginger Kid?" The Human Kite eventually called down to the Lead Ginger. "Not to sound impatient or anything, but what exactly is going to become of us after your demands are met?"
"Well that's up to the boss," The Ginger Leader replied. "I personally assume you'll all be drowned in chili, but I guess I'll just give Scott a call for confirmation." Whipping out a walkie-talkie, he began to call in his superior.
Behind the Human Kite, the Coon sighed. "So this is what will become of the mighty Coon?" He bemoaned. "Spending his final moments as a bargaining chip, and then drowned in chili. And all because three of our teammates had to be Greedy Jews."
"Oh, will you give that a rest?" Tupperware said as he sat in a corner of the cage. "Those three have made a dozen mistakes, but us getting captured isn't one of them."
"Well of course, Token," The Coon said sarcastically. "It's not their fault that Craig quit. It's totally not their fault that Tweek and Craig ran off, making us chase them, allowing us to be ambushed, humiliated, and captured. And it definitely wasn't them who gave Scott Tenorman the idea to pull this whole thing off in the first place!"
"Yeah, and who caused Scott Tenorman to go nuts again?" Call Girl asked, folding her arms and narrowing her eyes at the Coon.
"Don't even bother," The Human Kite said, staring out of the cage. "It's not worth it."
"Yeah, sure it's isn't, Human Kike," The Coon muttered under his breath.
The Human Kite's head snapped up. Immediately, a collective gasp arose from the caged members of Coon and Friends. The air temperature dropped.
Slowly, the Human Kite craned his neck over to stare at the Coon, a deathly glare in his eyes.
"What the fuck did you just call me?"
"Uh. . ." The Coon started, only to be violently tackled onto the floor by the Human Kite, causing the cage to swing violently in the air, tossing the rest of the team around, eliciting screams of panic from them.
"Take it back, you asshole!" The Human Kite shouted as he grappled with the Coon, their struggling only causing the cage to sway even more.
"Both of you, stop it!" Call Girl demanded, holding tightly onto the cage bars to keep from being thrown around.
Outside the cage, the Gingers watched the cage swinging to and fro with its occupants being flung around like ragdolls. A few of them laughed in amusement. The Lead Ginger, however, didn't mirror their glee.
"W-What are you talking about?" He asked, on the walkie-talkie with Scott. "What do you mean the hotel's under attack?"
Even in their scuffle, the Human Kite and the Coon overheard his words. Releasing each other, the two scrambled to their feet and rushed to the edge of the cage to listen in on the conversation, the rest of the team doing the same.
"The Airport Hilton is under assault," Scott Tenorman's voice informed from the other end of the walkie-talkie. "Mobilize all the gingers to defend our base. We mustn't have anyone infiltrate the hotel."
"Oh shit!" The Lead Ginger exclaimed, panicked. Turning to the rest of the Gingers in the room, he ordered, "Go! We must keep the hotel from being overrun!"
"Yes, sir!" The other Gingers replied before scrambling out of the Sunset Room, leaving only the Lead Ginger and his lieutenants.
"Ha!" The Coon shouted down at the Lead Ginger from within the cage. "I knew someone would come save us! Looks like we won't be the ones drowning in chili after all!"
"Yeah, that's right!" The other members of Coon and Friends agreed.
"Shut up!" The Lead Ginger retorted. "Nobody's strong enough to overpower the Ginger Separatist Organization!"
Inside the cage, Toolshed furrowed his eyebrows in confusion. "Wait?" He said. "Who is here to save us?"
Outside the hotel, it was utter chaos.
The kids of South Park Elementary had taken the Ginger Separatist Organization completely off-guard. The surprise bombing had disoriented the group, allowing the kids to swarm the terrorist group from all sides, attacking them with whatever weapons they could find.
However, the Gingers had been quick to recover and retaliate. Their large numbers made it so that an easy rout was unmanageable, even with the element of surprise, and they also had the entire building fortified. Overrunning it would not be an easy task.
"Watch your left, Lola!" Blood Elf Bebe shouted as she fired an arrow at a Ginger Kid creeping up on Warrior Lola. The arrow caught him by the collar, propelling him backwards and pinning him against the wall of the hotel.
Suddenly, Bebe was tackled from behind. Two gingers pinned her to the ground and began to grapple with her costume.
"Hey, watch the curls!" Bebe shouted as she struggled to free herself. "I just got it done at the hair salon!"
Seeing this, Theresa roped the gingers with her jump-ropes, yanking them off of Bebe. Quickly, she and Isla went to work, tying up the gingers with the jump-ropes until they were immobilized on the ground. Then, the two rushed over to Bebe,
"Thanks, babes," Bebe said as the two helped her to her feet, Isla placing her fallen crown back on her head.
Suddenly, Bebe noticed a flash of light behind her friend's heads. "Watch out!" She shouted in a panic, grabbing her friends and tackling them out of the way to avoid a rocket fired from one of the windows.
In the midst of the fighting, Nelly spun around the battlefield, wielding a pair of red and green toy shovels. With stunning speed and ferocity, she struck multiple advancing gingers across the face, sending them flying backwards.
Eventually, she stopped. "Spinning makes me dizzy," She commented to herself. As she paused momentarily, one ginger took the opportunity to deliver a left hook across her face, sending her head whipping to the side.
For a few moments, Nelly stood still, as if comprehending the blow. Then, she slowly craned her head forward, a murderous look in her eyes that send a shiver down the boy's spine.
"I'll dig you a shallow grave," She whispered.
The very next second, the ginger was convulsing on the ground, gagging violently on the two shovels jammed down his throat.
Nearby, Calamity Heidi was cornered against the wall by three gingers. "Keep back, you dogs!" She warned, swinging a broken bottle at her assailants. One of the gingers lunged forward anyways, and was swiftly slashed across the face by the broken end of the bottle. He let out a scream of agony as blood streamed from his torn cheek.
"I warned you," Heidi whispered. Then, she lunged forward, bashing her attackers across the face until the glass bottles had been broken completely, leaving only the handles. By then, all three gingers lay on the ground, bruised and bloody.
"Looks like Heidi needs to sober up," Calamity Heidi joked as she dropped the destroyed bottles. "See? I'm smart AND funny!"
Suddenly, a large shadow loomed over Calamity Heidi. Her skin paling, Heidi slowly turned around and was immediately grabbed by the neck and lifted into the air by one of the older gingers. She squirmed helplessly in his grasp, but it was useless. The older boy tightened his grip around Heidi's neck, choking the life out of her.
As he reeled back his head for a punch, he was suddenly torpedoed from behind by an alien egg, leaving a dark purple splattering on his back. The force of the blow caused him to stumble forward, dropping Heidi in the process.
As Heidi struggled to get up, she saw the ginger howl in agony as the purple quickly expanded in size, covering his entire body. He collapsed onto the ground, writhing in pain.
"My poison has no cure," Heidi heard a voice whisper, and turned to see Alien Queen Red, several alien eggs in her hands.
Quickly, Alien Queen Red hurled the alien eggs across the battlefield, bombarding several oncoming gingers. Immediately, they collapsed on the ground as the poison took effect.
"You're ginger, I'm Red!" She declared as she bombed another ginger.
Suddenly, Alien Queen Red was blasted into the air by a sudden explosion, sending her flying across the battlefield. More explosions erupted across the streets, sending kids from both sides sailing into the air.
Captain Stoley glanced upwards. "Rocket launchers!" He shouted in a panic, pointing up at the windows of the hotel. Within them, multiple gingers stood, rocket launchers in hand, aiming down at the battlefield.
Quickly, the kids rushed to take cover as more rockets were fired. Blood Elf Bebe rushed to grab an injured Red, carrying her towards the entrance area of the hotel, out of view of the rocket launchers.
"I can't feel my legs. . ." Red moaned, covered in scratches and bruises. Another rocket was fired, causing the kids near the entrance to recoil.
"We need to take out those rockets!" Blood Elf Bebe shouted.
"On it!" Professor Chaos called out. Pointing up at the windows, he commanded, "Go forth, my Minions of Chaos!"
Quickly, several Chaos Kids rushed out of hiding. Unveiling their discs, they hurled them up at the windows. Some of them struck the gingers wielding the rockets, causing them to recoil in pain, releasing the rocket launchers in the process, which plunged down the side of the hotel.
To counteract this, several gingers propped up Gatling guns at the windows and fired them rapidly, forcing the Chaos Kids to scatter to avoid being hit. One Chaos Bomber managed to hurl a red brick up at the window, striking one of the gunners in the face.
"My eyes!" The Ginger shouted, his eyes feeling like they were burning. In his agony, he redirected the Gatling gun upwards and fired wildly, causing his comrade holding the rocket launcher to stumble backwards. As he did, he dropped the rocket launcher, which landed on the ground and fired.
"Uh-oh," The Ginger whispered, realizing his mistake too late as the rocket went spiraling down the hallway.
In the lower sections of the hotel, Craig, his family, and Wonder Tweek rushed down the hallway as fast as they could. They didn't know how long Tweek and Craig's schoolmates could keep the gingers occupied, so they knew they had to free Coon and Friends quickly.
Suddenly, the small group heard a loud explosion coming from the higher sections of the hotel, accompanied by a small quaking that caused them to stumble briefly.
"What was that?" Laura asked once she and the others had regained their footing.
"Whatever it was, it can't be good," Craig said, holding onto Wonder Tweek and Tricia to keep them stable. "Come on, we have to keep going." With that, they continued running.
Before they could get far, three gingers appeared at the end of the hallway. "Intruders!" One girl shouted, and the three rushed forward.
The Tucker family stepped backwards, but Wonder Tweek stood his ground. "Here comes a shock!" He shouted, summoning his Supreme Lightning attack. Immediately, sparks of electricity struck two of the attacking gingers, sending them crashing onto the ground, twitching. The final ginger continued forward, but Wonder Tweek delivered an electric-charged punch to the face, knocking him out cold.
"Let's go!" Wonder Tweek shouted to the Tuckers, urging them forward. They continued running, stepping over the fallen gingers.
"We aren't getting anywhere running around aimlessly!" Thomas said to his son. "You've been here before; surely you know where to find the Sunset Room!"
"I did, but we entered the hotel from the front that time," Craig explained. "We had to enter from the backdoor this time. I've never been in this area before."
"No offense, but could you sound a little less gay?" Tricia commented, earning her a quick glare from her older brother.
"It's at least on the second floor!" Wonder Tweek said. "We just need to find an elevator!"
"Good idea, Tweek!" Craig replied as the group turned down a hallway. "Come on, let's go!"
Eventually, they did manage to find one of the elevators. "Perfect!" Craig exclaimed, and the group quickly rushed towards it. Suddenly, however, the elevator doors opened, revealing a horde of ginger kids inside.
The group instantly stopped in their tracks. "Oh shit," Craig said.
The gingers let out a battle cry and surged forward, colliding with the group. Tweek and Craig were pinned to the ground, but Thomas and Laura were able to throw off their smaller attackers with ease.
"Get off of my son!" Laura demanded, grabbing one of the gingers holding down Craig and hurling him across the hallway. Nearby, Tweek squirmed underneath the two gingers pinning him down. Managing to free his arms, he gripped both gingers' shoulders and send an electric shock rippling through them, causing them to scream in pain and spring off of him.
"There's too many of them!" Thomas said as several gingers crawled up his arms and body, trying to pull him to the ground. His foot shot out, catching one ginger in the mouth and sending him flying into the wall. He managed to shake off his attackers long enough to reach Craig.
"Quick Craig!" He said, hoisting his son into the air. "You have to reach the elevator!" With that, he tossed Craig over the heads of the oncoming gingers. He landed on the ground in front of the elevator door, which was still open.
Briefly, Craig turned to stare at his family, who continued to struggle against the gingers, a conflicted look on his face. "Go on, Craig!" Thomas called out to him. "We can handle these guys!" As he spoke, he grabbed one of the gingers and pried him off his body.
Craig bit his lip and hesitated, but eventually turned to rush to the elevator door before it closed. Just as he was halfway through, he was tackled from behind by one of the gingers.
"We can't let him pass!" The ginger shouted as he clambered on top of Craig, attempting to pull him out of the elevator.
"Get off me!" Craig shouted, attempting to throw off his attacker. However, the ginger was too strong.
Suddenly, the boy let out a high-pitched scream and released Craig, allowing him to scramble inside the elevator. Turning around, he saw Tricia sinking her teeth into the boy's leg. The boy briefly turned on her, only to be zapped by a lightning bolt from Wonder Tweek.
"Go Craig," Wonder Tweek ordered, his hands sparkling with electricity. "I'll protect your family!"
After a brief hesitation, Craig nodded and rushed to the elevator, pressing the button to get to the second floor and reach the Sunset Room. As the doors closed, he spared one last look at his family and boyfriend as they continued to battle the gingers.
"Be a hero, Tweek," Craig whispered.
That was the last thing he said before the doors shut, cutting him off from his loved ones and sending him to an unknown fate above.
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