Special thanks to the homie, Sai Kunai Blade for helping me out with this chapter. Would've done it without him. Now without further ado...let's do this shit!
Satan: FUCK YOU AND SAI, DRACO!
Me: NO, FUCK YOU SATAN!
Sai: Ha! Dashie reference!
So we starting off at a different angle, as we're somewhere in the forest, hearing a female narrating to herself about what she was doing. "The academy I was approaching was an enigma shrouded in secrecy, but even so I refused to be afraid!" She said, a little shakily at the end, but then a swarm of bats flew by and she screamed, hugging a tree in fear, now revealed to be Kyoko, Tsukune's cousin/ older sister-figure. "Scaredy-cat! Get up! Where's all that bravado you just had?!" She complained to herself (right out the window, apparently...).
Flashback...
"Oh, you're going to visit Tsukune's school?" Tsukune's mom asked Kyoko.
"That's right!" She said determinedly.
"Well in that case, I'll make some of Tsukune's favorite rice balls, you don't mind bringing them to him, do you, Kyoko?" She asked.
"This isn't a social visit! The Bloodgraves and Tsukune's friends from school had weird powers, he might be in danger!" She said.
"Kyoko, we've already had this conversation, you must've just dreamed that they had strange powers. The Bloodgraves even moved away with you spying on them like a hawk all the time. Too bad, they were nice neighbors." Tsukune's mom said again.
"I'm sure of what I say, Auntie!" Kyoko said, sneezing suddenly. "It feels like someone was talking about me." She said.
End flashback...
Kyoko stood up suddenly, one fist raised. "That's why I've gotta get to the bottom of things at this weird school." She said.
Suddenly, we hear a bike coming up at high speeds behind her. "Move it!" Kokoa shouted, shocking Kyoko. "Get out of my way now!" She shouted, still flying right at her on her bike with her eyes closed. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I hoenstly side with Kokoa on this one, as Kyoko was just standing there in the middle of the path and even when seeing danger heading straight towards her at high speeds, still just stood there like an idiot... Dumbassery must run in Tsukune's family, I guess. Kokoa attempted to brake from the sound of it, but the two still collided and both were sent flying, their two packages, which were CONVENIENTLY wrapped in the same kind of cloth, flying past each other and criss-crossing to the other person, away from their previous holder (I would've said owner, but Lilith's mirror doesn't belong to Kokoa). Both girls grumbled in pain before Kokoa recovered and turned around to face her roadkill victim. "Hey, what the hell were you doing, just standing there like an idiot?!" She demanded (thank you).
"We don't have time for this, whee~" Kou said (oh, he's still alive).
"Yeah, you're right! We just got our hands on a secret weapon that's gonna bring my big sister back!" She said as she picked up (what she thought was) her package and took off, much slower than before (Kou doesn't have hands).
"Wait, was that a bat talking to that girl just now? And speaking of which, I'm pretty sure that I've seen that girl somewhere before." She said, trying to think, when suddenly the school bells rang. "Those bells! I'd better get going!" She said, grabbing (not) her package and rushing towards the school.
Shortly after...
She reached the school and looked it over. "So this is Yokai Academy? I thought it would be modern, but it looks more like a gothic building out of the middle ages." She said (so, she knows about historic architecture, which very few people know anything about, but she's not smart enough to get out of the way of a speeding bike coming directly at her?). She then looked down in time to see Moka and Tsukune conversing while I walked beside them talking to Lady and Serena. "What the? Tsukune! Hey, wait, Tsuki!" She said, chasing us. We were busy with our conversation and couldn't notice us, but she still tried to get Tsukune's attention. "Tsuki!" She called out, then stopped, despite the fact we were still walking away and didn't turn towards her. "Hey there, cuz." She said, but then Kurumu ran past her, dressed in a maid's outfit.
"Draco!" She called out. "Take a look at this!" She said, referring to her outfit as she tried to glomp me, but I moved Moka in the way. Kurumu was shocked when she saw the pink-haired vampire's head between her boobs instead of mine, but then moved back and pulled her skirt outwards a bit. "I'm wearing it because I heard this outfit as all the rage with girls back in the human world. And I'd be happy to serve you in any way at any time. My sexy master." She explained, bending over to reveal her panties (and tail) to me, which shocked Kyoko.
"There is no single style in the human world anymore. People just wear whatever they want." I said, kicking her in the ass to knock her down, now ready to throw Tsukune in the way at any point should she try something again.
Kurumu was ready to get up, but then she was knocked back down with a golden washtub and Yukari- what the hell?! No! Since when has Yukari been able to fly?! With a broom, I get it, but she has no broom and no wings, how is she flying?! Details, man! They are important! Anyway, she floated down into view and was flying above the ground. "No, I'm gonna be the one that's serving Draco!" She said.
"Well, I'd like you to serve your mouth shut." I said.
Mizore then froze her in mid-air, walking up along with Damion. "They are really getting out of hand." She said.
"Don't remind me." I said.
Koyoko was shocked, then hid around the corner. "It's those same girls! I thought there was something strange about them when we first met, but this confirms it! What are all of them doing fawning over that masked guy in the hallway? What kind of school would allow that?!" She demanded (all the rules of this school are pretty much thrown in the shitter at this point). The bells rang again when Kyoko got a dumbass idea in her head. "Yokai Academy must be some kind of training school for workers in the sex trade!" She shouted with an anime background of fierceness or something behind her. It has to be! That's the only explanation why those cute girls would be throwing themselves at one of those Bloodgraves like that!" She said.
"I hear a stupid idiot who needs their ass whooped somewhere around here. Some stupid idea about the school and dissing my family. They're lucky if I don't kill them." I said, looking around.
"Easy there, killer." Damion said.
"Hey, Killer is my Doberman!" Sai exclaimed, appearing besides us.
Kyoko heard this and was scared, looking down at the package in her hand. "This whole situation is way too weird. Maybe I should just forget about this school and these rice balls and just leave." She said (unbeknownst to her, they're not riceballs now, obviously).
"You wouldn't happen to be my new master, would you?" A girl's voice asked softly.
"Don't call me master, I'm not one of those tramps over there." She said, but then visualized herself in a blue version of the maid outfit with the skirt blowing in the wind to reveal her ass and panties. "But if I was in one of those maid outfits, I'd be way cuter than any of those hookers in training!" She said braggingly.
"Master?" The girl asked again.
"What?!" She snapped, but was then shocked to somehow see a mirror in her hand. "A mirror? How did Auntie's rice balls turn into a mirror?!" She asked.
When I heard this, I sighed. "Someone's either on crack or just fucking retarded. Maybe they're related to you, Tsukune." I said.
"Hey!" He snapped.
"Oh, you did NOT just snapped. Hey, Tsukune just snapped! What are gonna do, faint on us?" I said, taunting his candy-ass.
"Knowing this idiot, it's no surprise." Aisu said as he and Nicolas walked up.
"Agreed." Nicolas added.
Meanwhile, in Kokoa's dorm...
She was furious to see that she now had riceballs instead of the mirror. "What's this?!" She demanded, growling.
"These are the yummiest riceballs I've ever had, whee~!" Kou said happily as he ha
as he had what looked like a chocolate riceball in his mouth if they even make those.
"That's not the damn point!" She shouted, smacking him out of the air.
Back with Kyoko...
The mirror was shining brightly and a small little fairy came out of it, sitting on the end of it. "So nice to meet you! My name is Lilith and I'm the spirit of this mirror." She said, happily. "And I'm guessing you must be my new master, right?" She asked.
Kyoko paused for a minute, before throwing the mirror away and running, screaming. "This is way too scary, it's like something out of a horror movie or a TV show!" She shouted as Lilith flew after her, still holding the mirror (oh, you haven't seen anything yet). Suddenly, she stopped, causing Lilith to bump into her. "Wait a minute! That's what's happening! I'm getting punk'd on some hidden camera show aren't I?" She asked, then turned around to see Lilith. "How'd they pull this effect off, it looks way to real to be a prop. I wonder if it's some kind of CGI?" She asked (you can't CGI stuff in real life, dumbass. Especially not something that close to someone).
Lilith made a noise of confusion before understanding. "Oh, master, I see, you're just a regular human, so you probably haven't seen too many monsters before." She said.
Kyoko laughed and leaned back a bit at this. "Monsters! That's pretty funny! Well, I guess this is obviously a comedy show, isn't it?" She asked (more of a harem/ecchi show for sad, lonely pervs to wank off to).
"Can't you tell I'm real?" Lilith asked. "Great, my new master's a total moron." She said, looking around (OH, DISS! THANK YOU!). "Wait, I'll prove this isn't a joke!" She said, flying over to... *facepalms* Oh, not these jabronies again...
"Hey, check it out, I just got my hands on another hot video of Moka!" The leader of the vampire fanclub said happily, holding out the video, with a picture of Moka throwing a kick on the front, to the fat one (keep in mind, I killed the tall one back in the episode where Yukari got pimped out).
"Oh, sweet! I just got a cool video of Damion, too!" The fat one said, holding out the video of Damion standing over what would be the camera person, looking ready to slaughter them.
Back with us...
Damion sneezed. "Is someone talking about me?" He asked.
"I think the vampire dorks said they have a movie about you, Vamps." I said.
"Oh, WHAT THE FU-!?" He started, but then we cut back to them.
Back to them...
Lilith then flew up to them. "Excuse me, guys?" She said to get they're attention.
"I've kinda got a thing for small chicks." The leader said (ugh...).
"I don't, but I could learn to have one." The fat one said, getting closer (UGH...).
"Ugh. Thanks, but do you guys think you could do me a teensy weensy favor and look into this mirror?" She asked, holding it up for them to look at it, causing them to change into their monster forms.
"What just happened?!" The fat one said.
"It changed us into our monster forms!" The leader said.
"And on campus! We're gonna get suspended!" The fat one said worriedly.
Lilith then flew back over to Kyoko, who was shocked at the display. "See? Look at those guys? They were making themselves appear human, but they're actually monsters. But this mirror of mine shows a monster's true nature. Once they look inside of it, they're transformation magic undoes itself." She said.
"Those are the best special effects ever!" Kyoko shouted, causing Lilith to do her version of an anime, falling out of the air and hitting the ground. "So they only dress up like monsters here?!" She said happily(How much of a dumbass are you?!), but then became serious. "But even so, that only makes this school even more suspicious to me. There's still something really weird about this place!" She said, getting Lilith's attention. "My cousin Tsuki goes to this place, so I don't care what it takes, I gotta get to the bottom of this joint and see what it's all about." She said determinedly.
Lilith heard this, then got a sly/dark look on her face. "Okay then. So that's what you wish for, eh, master? Your wish is my command." She said, then the mirror began glowing brightly.
Back with us...
I got a serious look on my face all of a sudden. "I think shit's about to get real in this episode." I said.
"Ooh..." Aisu and Nicolas said together.
"That can't be good." Sai said.
"Draco, what are you talking about?" Damion asked.
I looked confused at this. "What do you mean? The plot's about to go happen, bad things are about to go down. Don't act like you can't break the 4th wall, you know what I'm talking about." I said.
With Kurumu and Yukari...
They were walking back to the dorms, each carrying a big box, when suddenly, Yukari dropped hers. "This stuff weighs a ton! Why did you have to buy so many friggin ingredients anyway, Kurumu?" She asked.
"Because I'm gonna make Draco a huge cake that'll be yummy-yummy for his tummy-wummy." She said with hearts around her face.
"Jeez." Yukari said quietly, but annoyed.
Back with your's truly...
I was eating the strawberry cake that Dimson gave me. "Jokes on her, my bae beat her to it." I said, stuffing my face with it.
Suddenly, we heard a screaming noise coming from somewhere else in the school. "What the hell?" Damion asked.
"Hey, what's going on?" Aisu asked.
"Shit just got real!" I said, jumping up.
"Oh, what great horrors await us this time?" Chibi me asked, frighteningly.
Back with the girls...
"Why is everybody screaming?" Yukari asked. Suddenly, Lilith flew up in front of them, both of them getting ready for battle. "Who or what is that?!" She asked.
"Don't know, I've never seen her before!" Kurumu said, then both of them were shocked to see the mirror in front of them.
"Sorry to interrupt, but I need you to show the world what hideous monsters you really are." She said, the mirror flashing in front of their face. The screen went white for a minute before both girls had a scary-ass look on their face, piercing red eyes and razor sharp teeth.
Back in the clubroom...
We all felt a strange fluctuation in Kurumu and Yukari's monster energies. "What the?" Dimson asked.
"Sai, do you feel that strange fluctuation as well?" Damion asked.
"I don't know what just happened, but it can't be good..." I said in a serious tone.
"That bad?" Nicolas said. He knew that if I actually get serious, things aren't good.
"That bad." I said.
Moka had been up on a stool reaching for something with Tsukune right below her when this happened, causing her to fall down onto him. "Oh, you poor thing! Are you okay?!" She asked.
"Yeah, don't worry about it. You're actually really light, Moka." Tsukune said.
"Is now REALLY the time for that?" I asked annoyed.
Moka got ready to drink his blood while she was on top of him (pause), when Ruby suddenly burst into the room, dressed like a military officer. "Ruby?!" We all asked at once.
"What's with that outfit?" Moka asked.
"It's a long story, but director assigned me to serve under the Academy patrol detail today!" She said.
"Where was this last season instead of the security committee?" I asked.
"Plot holes." Damion and Aisu said.
"It felt so wrong~ It felt so right~ Just to fuel a stupid plot device~" Nicolas sang the chorus of a parody of "I kissed a girl", Itachi Uchiha's "I killed my clan".
"But that's not as important as the favor I need to ask of the newspaper club." She said.
"They always come running back to us, don't they?" I said, to which the guys, Dimson and Erika nodded.
"You see, a very rare and important item has been stolen from the director's treasure store and I-" She started before we heard a howl.
"Oh, don't FUCKING tell me." I said, annoyed.
Sure enough, Gin burst through the door in his true form. "PANTIES!" He shouted, then layed down on the floor in front of Moka, rolling back and forth, taking pictures.
"Gin, cut it out!" Sai said, stringing a leash on him and trying to pull him back.
"Ginei! Did you happen to look into a golden mirror just now?" Ruby asked him.
"If I say yes will you show me your panties too?!" He asked, repeating the motion on Ruby, although in this case it was completely wasted.
"I warned you, Gin, no more of this!" Moka said angrily with a tic mark on her head, swinging a cabinet at him, smashing him in the head with it, crushing him underneath it, leaving him twitching weakly.
"Bitchin'!" The guys said at once.
"Oh, no! What'd I just do!?" Moka asked.
"The best thing ever in this season of the anime!" Erika said.
"Maybe you knocked his brain around and made him less annoying." Dimsom said somewhat teasingly.
"Please don't be dead!" Moka said, getting closer.
"Come with me!" Ruby said, running out.
We quickly followed her to see some giant, terrifying monsters all over the place. "Damn, these should've been our enemies earlier in the show!" I said.
"Right!?" Sai asked.
"Well, don't look now, but here's our chance!" Nicolas said, pointing to the monster army coming towards us.
"What the heck's going on here?!" Moka asked.
"Why is everybody in their monster forms?! Did they all decide to break the rules?!" Tsukune asked.
"For the last time, no one ever followed that rule, you dull headed twink!" I said.
"Tsukune, when will you ever shut the fuck up!" Damion snapped.
"No, Tsukune, they looked in Lilith's mirror." Ruby explained. "It's a legendary mirror that emits a very special light. When monsters view that light, everything about them is completely laid bare." She continued to explain.
"I don't wanna see many of these monsters bare. I don't swing that way." I said.
"Ewww." Chibi-Draco said.
"Their true form and their true nature." Ruby finished.
'Oh, that could be REALLY bad.' I thought. 'Especially if our murderous friends got a view of it.'
"I'm scared!" Chibi-Draco said, freaked out.
"Unfortunately someone has made off with that mirror." She said again.
"Dick." Me and the guys said.
"Any idea who it was?" Moka asked.
We now see a silhouette of a certain annoying, bratty person that we know but can't quite identify because it's only a silhouette. "According to eye-witnesses, the thief had orange hair tied into pigtails on the side," Ruby explained, the hairstyle of the person lighting up. "Knee-high socks and had a really ugly bat companion with her, too." Ruby said, the knee-socks lighting up and Kou appearing right beside her. I still wonder who it is... Oh, wait, nevermind. The rest of the silhouette filled in to reveal guess who? KOKOA.
"Geez, with that information, we'll NEVER be able to figure out who it is." I said sarcastically.
"We have to act immediately! If we can't contain this flood of monster energy that's been unleashed, then the great barrier that surrounds Yokai Academy could be very well annihilated!" She said.
"WHAT?!" Everyone said at once.
Then I started panicking, running around in circles. "Whatarewegonnado?! Whatarewegonnado?!Whatarewegonnado?! Whatarewegonnado?!" I shouted almost too fast to understand until Sai grabbed him by the shoulders and shook me.
"Snap out of it, man!" He said, then smacked Tsukune in the face.
"Draco, calm the hell down. We can fix it beforehand." Damion said before punching Tsukune in the face.
"Aren't you supposed to hit Draco?" Aisu asked.
"Hehehe, no." Sai laughed, shaking his head as Nicolas hit Tsukune in the back with a steel folding chair.
We then heard a hissing noise to see Ms. Nekonome up in a tree with her eyes opened for once, glaring at us with a fish in her mouth. "It even got Ms. Nekonome, too!" Moka said as our teacher jumped out of the tree and out of sight.
"I'm gonna go look for the others!" Tsukune said, running off.
"He FINALLY does something useful!" I said, clapping.
"Please be careful, Tsukune!" Moka said.
A crow then flew onto Ruby's arm, apparently telling her the details. "I see. Thank you." She said, letting it fly off, then turning to us. "There's been a strange development: Lilith's mirror has been spotted, but is in the hands of a human girl, apparently she wandered onto campus somehow." Ruby explained.
"A human?" Damion asked.
"How? I thought humans can't get in because of the barrier." Dimsom said.
"That didn't stop Tsukune." Erika said, shrugging.
"It's just another stupid plot device." Nicolas said.
"Damn, how many of those are in this anime?!" Aisu asked.
"A LOT, Aisu. A LOT." I answered simply to the Icegen. Suddenly, we were surrounded by an army of the monsters, all saying things that pointed to the fact they wanted to fight us over the girls. "ALL the ass-fucking time!" I said annoyed.
Sai looked at the girls and Aisu and said, "Okay, here's the plan, you guys go find what's going on, we'll deal with these punks." He finished as the 4 badasses all stood back-to-back.
"We're about to kill most of our fellow students, aren't we?" Damion asked.
"We should try to keep them alive, but accidents DO happen." Sai said.
"You totally altered Kazuya's team line with Nina from Street Fighter X Tekken, didn't you?" I asked, smirking.
"Shut it, Draco!" The fire demon shouted as we all attacked (this is the part where everything gets epic!). We mowed down waves of the monsters together, cooperating to make the full effect of the battle, such as Sai rolled over Damion's back to avoid an attack and counter an attack aimed for him, doing a handstand and kicking a monster about to bite my head off in the face, then he grabbed his legs and swung him around like he was the weight for the hammer throw, at which point he breathed a stream of fire as well as shooting one from each hand, or Nicolas making giant bone hands come out of the ground for us to use as a giant platform to rain down attacks on everyone. Together, we took down our enemies in a matter of minutes, "Good work, boys. Let's hurry up and meet up with the others." Sai said, but suddenly, Lilith's mirror was right in our faces.
"Before you do that, have a look at this!" She said, releasing a light, causing us all to struggle with our forms, but eventually, it was one struggle we lost. Damion was now in his true vampire state, I'm unaffected by the mirror due to my dragon's blood and Nicolas is now a wendigo. If you looked at me, I would be the hardest one to identify out of the group. Sai was in his Devil Trigger state, but he also had his Super Sai-yan aura around him as a Super Saiyan 3 and the hair to go along with and lastly, dozens of blades all over his body because of his Death Scythe form.
"Thank goodness I'm a dragon, so I can no sell magic." I said, then I looked over to my friends. "You guys okay?"
"Never better. I haven't felt this powerful in my life! I didn't even think I could do this! Okay guys, let's go! We can deal with anything now!" He said, waving and starting to walk off, but then I heard Damion's voice. And he sounded FURIOUS.
"Why should we listen to you! You're not our leader! You're not the boss of us and you're not stronger!" He shouted angrily, and Nicolas stepping up beside him.
"He's right. We've always been stronger than you AND Draco! And we're gonna prove it!" Nicolas said, ready to fight.
"Oh, shit." Both Sai and I said.
"Guys, I'll give you when chance to stop this before it starts." I said, getting in a defensive stance.
"You've give your last order..." Damion said darkly.
"And I will eat you AND your cats too, Draco!" Nicolas said, Sai sweatdrop at what Nick just said atthe end.
"I know this isn't you talking, Nick, but when you bring Phineas and Ferb into this, it's on!" I shouted.
Background music: "Hard to see" by Five Finger Death Punch
The fight began with Nicolas grabbed by the the neck with both hands, and tries to squeeze the life out me. But then I emitted blood beams from my eyes to Nicolas' face, forcing him to let go so he can clench his face. Then I transformed into my humaniod dragon form and with a familiar crimson aura around me. "Kaio-Ken!" I shouted, charging at the wendigo.
"Kaio-what?" He asked before I tackle him to the ground.
I backpedaled away from the Wendigo form Nicolas who is about to get up and got myself in a three point stance, waiting for him to get to his vertical base. I engulfed myself in crimson energy once more, Nicolas gets up and I charged at him the same shouted "Kaio-Ken times 2!"
"Times what?" He asked, same results as before.
"Sorry to do this, man." I said, picking him up in a vertical suplex position and flew up while still holding him. "Kaio-Ken times 3!" I shouted, engulfing myself in that same energy again, and then I slammed Nicolas back first into the ground so hard it knocked him out and was charged back into his human form. "Again, sorry bro." I said to him once more before changing into my base form.
Meanwhile with Damion and Sai...
Sai rushed in at the vampire who tried throwing a right hook, but he ducked under it, grabbing him around the waist and bent backwards to drop him on his back. He tried to sweep kick the fire demon, but he jumped back and threw a fireball at him. He blocked it and ran at him again, throwing a a large number of punches, which the silver haired enigma dodged, as well as one round kick, which Sai moved to the side to avoid and stomped on the back of the leg he kicked with, forcing him onto one knee. Sai then put him in a sleeper hold and wrapped his legs around the vamp's waist for more hold and leverage and so he could kick his legs or anything as Sai tried to choke him out. However, he then backed up into a tree a couple of times, slamming the fire demon into it a few times, forcing him to let go. He then tried to punch Sai in the face, but he ducked, causing him to hurt his hand, then Sai punched him in the stomach while the fire demon was still low, then threw a number of punches to his face. However, Sai was starting to weaken, which Damion used to his advantage, punching him in the face, which spun Sai around and brought him onto one knee, which the enigma used to his advantage, hitting him in the back of the knee on his right leg and sending him into the air, spinning twice and hitting the ground hard. He got up one more time, visibly tired. He threw a round kick to the fire demon's stomach, but he caught it and swung the vampire, hitting his head into the tree, tossing him to the ground. He got onto his hands and knees, then Sai jumped to the tree, got one foot against it, surrounded his right fist with fire and demon energy, slamming it into his face, sending him back to the ground and knocking him out.
End background music...
"I'm sorry, guys. That's the way it had to be. But, once you wake up... And recover from your mild concussions, you'll understand and thank us." Sai said, eating a senzu bean, passing one to me and running off.
We suddenly see a girl fighting off a couple of monsters. She has waist-length dark blue hair, red eyes, clad in a black leather body suit, black scarf. And then I also noticed that she just used her blood manipulation powers similar to yours truly. "Wow. Where have she been all my life?" I asked, with hearts in my eyes.
"Sabrina..." Sai said in shock, but then glared at me after my comment. "Watch it, buddy. I don't know what temperature blood boils at, but I can find out." He said, holding a fiery hand inches from my face.
"Duly noted." I said, fearfully.
"Slow your roll, there, Draco. You need to prove yourself if you want anything to do with my little sister." Sai said seriously.
"You're barely a year older." Sabrina scoffed.
"Still older." The silver enigma pointed out.
"Okay, no problemo." I said, happily.
"As long as we're clear."
Back with Kyoko...
She was up against the corner of a wall, hugging her legs to her chest. "I know it's stunts, but everything's too realistic to be special effects! They don't even make costumes as big as some of the things I've seen wandering around! And not to mention everyone she shows that mirror to transforms! And that means everyone at this school must be a! Mo...Mo..." She said in fear, FINALLY realizing what was going on.
Lilith suddenly flew up in front of her. "Come on, what's the problem? Isn't this exactly what you wished for, master? Don't you remember? Getting to the bottom of what this school's all about." She explained.
"Actually, you've done enough, Lilith. Maybe you should stop now." Kyoko said, laughing nervously.
Lilith merely turned away a little bit at this. "No, master." She said, surprising Kyoko. The camera closed in on her face at this moment, mostly hidden by her hair. "There's plenty more to get to the bottom of." She said, then got an evil grin on her face (not very obedient, is she?). "If you live long enough to see it." She said.
Kyoko was shocked at this as Lilith flew away, when suddenly, a familiar, annoying, pain-in-my-ass voice rang out. "What's this? Smells like the scent of a delicious human girl." She said, Kyoko looking to her left to see the bat-shit insane Lamia that is Ririko.
"What the?!" Kyoko demanded, then screamed, revealing they were near the pool.
With Tsukune...
I know no one who reads this cares about him, but there's a line he says I want to tear apart, so... That's a thing. Tsukune managed to locate the girls, who were in their monster and saying sexual things, but since Tsukune isn't the one they lust after, he was safe from their berserk, sex-fiend state. He also ran into Ruby, which was a relief for him, as he had an important question. "Ruby, what happened to Moka?" He asked.
"We were chasing after Lilith's mirror together, but somewhere along the line we got separated." She explained.
(If Moka were to look into that mirror, which one of them would be revealed to be her true nature?) He asked himself in his mind (The badass silver one, stupid idiot! EVERYONE knows this! Moka said in the FIRST FUCKING EPISODE that if, and I quote "I were to take this off, I would turn into my true form: A powerful and terrifying vampire!" It is NOT a subject for debate. NO wiggle room around that. The silver one is real and the pink one is fake, made by the rosary).
Back with Kyoko...
She was screaming as Ririko was presumably coiling around her (we can't really see from this angle). There's nothing quite like the taste of a delicious human! Now. It's. Time. To. Feast." She said, wagging her finger and her tail as she said that, then opening her tail.
"Have I ever told you that when you do that, IT PISSES ME OFF!" I shouted, flying in, slamming my knee into her face. "Tiger knee!" I said as she went flying, landing perfectly on my feet. I looked at Kyoko for a moment before smirking. "I'll be with you in a moment. First, I need to subtract the math teacher from this equation." I said.
"I ain't gonna lie, that's a good line." Sai said.
Ririko pushed her upper body off the ground enough to look at me as I started walking towards her, looking like a shadow of death, my eyes glowing red and looking into her soul (for reference: This basically looks like Alucard as he's walking up to Van Winkle before punching her in the face). "You've been a pain in my ass for a while now, Ririko. I think it's long past time someone dealt with you, you arrogant, bat-shit insane slut." I said as I came closer.
She looked scared for a moment, but then grew an arrogant smirk. "Oh, please. You may have gotten the better of me last year, but now I have some teachers pets who are both loyal and hungry, too!" She said as another horde of monsters surrounded me.
I laughed at this. "That's very cute. You think all these guys together can beat me? You're wrong, time for a little division." I said, summoning my sword, Bloody Sunday quickly charging at them cutting them up with ease like a hot knife through butter, making quick work of these jobbers.
"Seems you've gotten faster than before, but lets see how your speed fair against me." She said, smugly.
"Oh you have no idea how fast I am." I said.
"Oh yeah, smartass? And just how fast are you?" She demanded.
"Do you really want to know?"
"Enlighten me."
"You sure you want to know?"
"Yes I'm sure!"
"Positive?"
"Yes!"
"Absolutely sure?"
"Yes, god damn it!"
"You've been dead for 20 seconds."
And with that, her head began to fall of her body and rolled from it. 'I guess this is it. The end of the road. The end of me. I wonder… will I dream?' She asked in her mind, but was torn from her train of thought when Sai hit her in the face with a dog treat. "I fucking hate you!" She said to the fire demon.
"I know." Sai said, before blasting her head into oblivion.
"So hey, Sabrina did you see what I did? I was like freakin' Wolverine! Except I'm WAY better at whatever he does best." I said. "Oh did you see that bitch's head sliced off? Pretty badass huh?"
"Slow your roll, there, Draco. You need to prove yourself if you want anything to do with my little sister." Sai said seriously.
"You're barely a year older." Sabrina scoffed.
"Still older." The Silver Haired Enigma pointed out.
"Understood." I said, shaking my head in confirmation. "I wonder the girls and Aisu were doing?"
Meanwhile...
"Come on, come on, this way, hurry!" Erika said, waving and pointing as she, Dimson and Aisu were leading the students who hadn't looked into the mirror away to prevent any more monster energy from being released and more monsters we'd have to fight.
"Hurry up if you don't want my foot up your ass!" Dimsom said.
"Remain calm and if a little fairy holding a mirror flies up to you, DO NOT LOOK into the mirror!" Aisu said.
Back with me...
"Yeah, that seems about right." I said, turning to Kyoko. "Now then, for you, you okay?" I asked, reverting to human form and getting closer.
"Get away from me, Draco! You're a monster just like all of them! Maybe worse! You killed all of them and your whole family tricked us into believing that you were human, but really you're a monster! Do you really think I'll let Tsukune stay here?! I'm taking him home with me!" She said, cowering in fear.
"By all means, take your little Tsuki home, I don't even care. And as for the whole thing about my family, you were the one who thought we were weird and spent half your day stalking us, not our fault. And lastly, yes I'm a monster, proud of it and I don't necessarily DESPISE killing, but I have a sworn duty. For years, my family have sworn to protect humans and other innocents from any threat they face, so while you, Tsukune or any human may annoy me to no end, I still would never seriously harm or kill them." I said, then paused. "Unless they're a criminal of course, then I kill them." I said.
"We can relate to that." Sai said, referring to his and Sabrina's family.
"Oh, great..." She said, not entirely sure how to handle that.
Lilith suddenly flew back from nowhere. "So, you resisted the power of my mirror, huh?" She asked.
"No, I just turned back." Sai said.
"And I'm just immune to magic." I said.
"No matter, you're not the only one this mirror works on!" She said, looking into it, now glowing with a green aura and having sharp teeth.
"Ooh, I'm shaking in fear." I taunted. "What are you, some kind of demon fairy?" I asked, folding my arms.
"A powerful and sacred Shinto spirit who's the soul of a treasured antique item." She said.
"Wha...?" I asked, looking at her confused with my head tilted.
"Isn't a shinto one of the short ninja swords we use?" Sai asked.
"It's also an ancient Japanese religion where people worshipped spirits and believed in a sacred power: Kami." Sabrina explained.
"So she's a god? But I'm right here!" Sai said.
"Do you believe in your own hype THAT much?" Sabrina asked.
"I AM THE HYPE!" Shouted the fire demon.
"Hey, are you ignoring me! I'll show you! You'll find me impossible to defeat." She said arrogantly.
"We'll see about that. You can call me X...'cuz I'm about to give it to ya!" I said, as I transform into a humaniod dragon.
Background music: "X Gonna Give It To Ya" by DMX
I rushed at her at blinding speeds and swatted her out of the air, knocking her to the ground, then prepared to stomp on both her and the mirror, but she managed to move it out of the way. She then fired a series of what looked like needles of energy at me, but I made a blood shied to protect myself. "Kame motion No Jutsu!" I said, making 3 blood clones of myself.
"I can't... Believe it." She said.
2 of them rushed at her, the first one clawing her and damaging most of her body, the second one decking her in the face and knocking her to the ground, both fading away after their attack landed. The third one created a small amount of demon energy pin her down with my blood shackles technique, then I jumped high up into the air. "Hate to steal Moka's line, but it's time you learned your place!" I said, super kicking her and sending her flying into a tree.
End background music
"Why was learning my place so painful?" She asked, passing out.
"Because I'm a badass and we hurt people." I said, returning to human form. The group reconvened and Tsukune was a little shocked to see his cousin here, but I was more on edge and getting ready to run in case Damion was pissed about the fight earlier. We've explained to him and Nicolas what went down long story short.
"If we wrap it up in this cloth, Lilith's mirror should be rendered completely ineffective." Ruby said, holding the cloth and the mirror.
"Yeah, let's go ahead and do that." I said, nodding.
Kokoa showed up and tried to argue, but we did so anyway and she glared at Ruby. "You! Why'd you have to screw up my plan?!" She demanded.
"Your plan? I guess that makes you the thief who stole Lilith's mirror, doesn't it?" She said.
"Me and my big mouth!" Kokoa said as she realized she screwed the pooch.
Ruby then dragged her away somewhere as the group reconvened. Tsukune sighed and Kyoko got his attention. "Hey, Tsuki?" She asked.
"Look, Kyoko, I can explain..." He said, but then I pushed him towards her.
"Here you go, you can have him back, he can go away. He's not important to the series anymore." I said.
"Just tell me this, do you like going to this school, Tsuki?" She asked.
"Yeah, of course I do. I've got so many wonderful friends here I wouldn't wanna go to school anywhere else." He said.
"You're not including us, right?" Nicolas asked.
"Aono, what did I say about the fucking friendship speeches?!" I said, retracted my bladed blood claws.
"Okay then. If you're happy here, then this place's secret is safe with me. And if you trust them, then I trust your friends, too." Kyoko said.
"We're not his friends." Damion said.
"Yeah, we hate him." Sai agreed.
"Oh, Draco, don't be so mean. He's a good guy, he just needs a girlfriend, like you have me." Kurumu said.
"I don't have you." I said, pushing her away.
"And you never will have him, you big, smelly sow!" Yukari said to Kurumu, enraging the succubus, then turned back to us. "Sorry, I guess Lilith's mirror must still be effecting me." She giggled, until she wound up in Kurumu's arms, getting spanked by her.
"Well, my hand's effected by spank-itis!" Kurumu said angrily as she continued the witch's punishment.
"That's actually really mean, Kurumu." Mizore said.
"What'd you say?" Kurumu asked, looking at her.
"Uh... Should we help her?" Sabrina asked, referring to Yukari.
"Nope. Trust me." I said.
Suddenly, the earth began shaking and everyone panicked. "Sai, what's going on?!" All the girls asked.
"No... It can't be!" Sai said, looking up, sensing a disturbance in the Great Barrier.
"The barrier!" Damion and Nicolas said together in disbelief.
Inside...
"Don't let that be what I think it is." Ruby said worriedly.
In his office, the director suddenly stood up as well. "No, it's happening even faster than we feared!" He said.
In the power room...
The rosary powering the barrier suddenly cracked.
Back with us...
"Look up there!" Kurumu said as the sky started to crack.
"It's the apocalypse!" I said in fear.
"No, the barrier's breaking! The human world and the monster world are about to be separate no longer." Sai said, shocked.
"This isn't good." Dimsom said.
"What do we do!?" Erika asked.
Sure enough, it continued to crack and pieces of it started falling from the sky. "No, the Great Barrier!" Moka said as it continued to break apart...