Author's Rant: Here's Kyuubi in high demand my loves. ^_^
Disclaimer: I don't own or make any profit from the use of the Naruto characters. I'm simply borrowing them for my enjoyment.
Dear Fans of Fanfiction
Just for you all, I'm going to magically manifest myself into a utterly sexy female with breasts out to the next village or perhaps I should transform into a charming, handsome man with a dick the size of the Hokage Mountain. In return, all I ask is possess your bodies so that I may torture you as much as I do the Uzumaki brat that for some damned reason you assume I want as my kin.
Let's clear up some things because I lose my mind.
I can't get him pregnant. Stop looking for an excuse for this boy to fuck the Uchiha kid.
I don't want to randomly become Naruto's new brother or sister (despite the fact I've been referred to as a male on countless occasions).
I don't have a heat cycle in dire need for kits. This I recently discovered, is just another reason to mate this brat off to the Uchiha.
I'm not going to manifest into some gorgeous, beautiful, handsome mortal to mate with your made up characters, who I happen to believe is just you wanting to fuck a fox . . . disgusting little savages.
Why in the name of the ten tailed God am I usually matched with the eldest Uchiha son? Where was the connection to make this possible?
You. All. Are. Disturbed. So help me if it weren't for the kind hearted bastard I'm stuck in, I'd shred you all to nothing.
Signed Kyuubi. . . through the fingers of Naruto Uzumaki.
TCB: Lol I broke that sibling rule in my story. ^_^