Chapter 25 Rainflower, Squirrelflight, and Ferncloud
"Ohhh! Oh, oh. Ahahaha." Dovewing laughed.
"What?" Foxleap asked.
"Your mother is competing today." Dovewing cracked up.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..."
(LINELINELINE)
"Welcome to Win a Date with Foxleap. Today, two she-cats and my mother will be competing to go on a date with me. Yadayadayadayadayada. Go on Dovewing." Foxleap groaned.
"Rainflower, Squirrelflight, and Ferncloud are competing today." Dovewing wiped the tear out of her eye from laughing too hard.
"First question: who is your best friend?" Foxleap grumbled.
"Leafpool!" Squirrelflight squeaked. The audience went 'Boooooooo.'
"My only son, Oakheart." Rainflower said. She received the same treatment as Squirrelflight from the audience.
"Sandstorm." Ferncloud said.
"Aand... no one gets the point." Foxleap said. "Next question: what is your favorite type of weapon?"
"An AK47!" Squirrelflight squealed. She pulled a MASSIVE AK47 out of her purse.
"That's my girl!" Bramblestar yelled from the audience.
"Why would I want a weapon?" Ferncloud squeaked.
"Same!" Rainflower yelped.
"And that point goes to Squirrelflight." Foxleap said. "Final question: who do you want to kill?"
"Crookedfail. He sucks." Rainflower hissed. Almost immediately, the audience went 'Booooooooo.'
"Assfur. Oops, did I just say that?" Squirrelflight smiled evily at a fuming Tansy.
"Brokenstar. He killed me!" Ferncloud wailed.
"And the point surely goes to Squirrelflight." Foxleap grumbled.
"Squirrelflight wins!" Dovewing squealed. "That concludes this hate-filled episode. See y'all next time, on Win a Date with Foxleap!"