Avengerscrazygal, saying I haven't updated for a week, I realise that. And I'm sorry. But I do have a life outside of fanfiction. I have an all-day exam on Tuesday, so unfortunately that came first. You told me you are 11. I appreciate your reviews, but I am 16, I finish school in 3 months, I will have to take about 14 GCSE examinations, get into college, and probably get a job. You do not have any idea how stressful that is! I appreciate your reviews, but I will have to take many exams. Revision unfortunately comes before updating.
This is a bit shorter, but hopefully I made up for it with those two one-shots, and Avengers and Pranks! That should be updated tomorrow!
New Updating Schedule:
Mondays: Avengers and Pranks
Tuesdays: Real Life Video Games
Wednesdays: Avengers and Movies
Thursdays: Avengers and Videogames
Fridays: Possible one-shots
Weekends: My studying days :)
I actually have that schedule in my phone calendar!
A week after the madness at SHIELD HQ, the Avengers, minus Coulson, Maria, and Fury this time, were assembled in the living room to play Wii Play. They were in comfortable pyjamas. Tony had a Batman onesie again, whilst Pepper was Robin. Natasha was Waluigi whilst Clint was Wario. Bruce wore a Captain America onesie, and Steve amused them with his Hulk onesie. Thor and Jane were two stormtrooper onesie wearers. Tony and Clint bagged the first go, grabbing their remotes as Wii Play flashed on screen.
"Which game shall we play first?" Clint stretched.
"COW RACING!" Tony cried.
"OH MY GOD YES!" Clint cheered as Tony selected the cow racing game.
"Motherfucking cow racing!" The two men cheered.
Steve rolled his eyes, but seemed amused, as the two wii characters appeared on two cows, holding on. There was a track ahead of them. As the countdown began, everyone leaned forward.
3…
Tony stretched.
2…
Clint flexed his fingers.
1…
GO!
The two men cheered before tilting the remotes forward, so the cows charged forward, smashing into each other, skidding round corners and smacking into scarecrows to gain points.
"ONWARD MY FAITHFUL STEED!" Clint cheered.
"BEAT HIM!" Pepper egged Tony on.
Clint gained 30 bonus points for hitting 10 scarecrows in a row, making the archer cheer, and skid ungracefully round the corner, hitting a tree. This allowed Tony to get ahead. Pepper, Steve, and Thor crowed, shouting words of encouragement, whilst the others cheered on Clint, spurring him on.
"PREPARE TO BURNNNN!" Tony cried as his cow sped past Clints.
"Oh I don't think so!" Clint shouted before tilting the remote, so his cow rocketed down the track.
10 seconds to go...
Tony 345.
Clint 245.
9 seconds to go...
Clint got closer and closer...
8 seconds...
7 seconds...
Tony 375.
Clint 325.
6 seconds...
The room was full of tension as the two neared the finish line.
5 seconds...
4 seconds...
3 seconds...
Tony 400.
Clint 375.
2 seconds...
Tony 405.
Clint 400.
1 second...
Clint overtook Tony at the very last second, pushing the archer into 1st place with a score of 410. Tony let loose a stream of curses, but laughed all the same. Once the two competitors shook hands, the remotes were handed to Thor and Steve. The two stood up, and eventually selected table tennis. Bruce explained the controls to both of the new players, and made sure to go over the rules.
The game began.
Ferociously, Thor and Steve flicked their wrists and Wii remotes, the ball on screen blurring backwards and forwards across the animated table tennis table. Cheers from across the room resounded when Steve scored first point. Thor fought back with a vengeance.
"CAPTAIN! YOUR LITTLE BALLS CANNOT BEAT MY TABLE TENNIS SKILLS!" Thor crowed.
Clint, Bruce, Tony, Pepper, Jane, and Natasha simultaneously choked on their drinks before bursting out laughing. Even Steve let out a chuckle. Thor carried on, oblivious to the little sexual joke in his sentence.
It came down to match point.
Thor aimed, and flicked his wrist, subsequently flinging the wii remote. It flew from his grasp, and soared across the room, before smashing into the huge, expensive TV. Sparks flew, and the TV flickered off.
Tony rose slowly and menacingly from the sofa, cracking his knuckles.
He proceeded to chase a confused and terrified Thor out of the room.
"FORGIVE ME!" Thor screamed.
"Heh..Cap has...little...balls..." Clint bit his fist as he went red from laughter.
"THEY ARE NOT LITTLE!" Steve shouted before going red and storming out the room.
Pepper, Jane, and Natasha went beetrood red before hiding behind the sofa.
"Little...hehehehehe." Clint chuckled.
"He is never gonna live that one down." Bruce shook his head.
"CAPTAIN AMERICA!" Clint crowed. "
"HAS LITTLE...BALLS...PSHHH!" Bruce spluttered childishly.