Another update because I got the five reviews for last chapter.
Before school Jazmine and Riley raced for the front seat again with Jazmine winning."Fuck you." Riley grunted getting in the back. Huey got in the driver's seat a moment later. Jazmine went to his news talk station for him. Huey threw his head up at her to say thanks. Then she got his sandwich and zipped it into his bag sitting the water in the cupholder between them.
"Seatbelt."Huey said to her Jazmine had forgotten and reached over and put it on. Neither noticing Riley looking at them the entire time.
"Why ion get no sandwich Jazzy?" Jazmine turned her head at him "Because- give me my wallet!" Jazmine yelled at him remembering her stolen wallet. Riley rolled his eyes and tossed it at her.
It was more of a pocketbook than a wallet. She kept giftcards and her school i.d in it as well as her money and other things.
"Huey, he cleaned me out."Jazmine whined looking through it. Huey switched lanes."Why are you complaining you never have to pay for anything." Jazmine pouted "So?"
Riley chirped from the back"Yeah you always buying her ass food and shit while yo brother starving." Riley shook his head in disbelief.
"First off Riley I'm tired of you thinking my money is yours. You and granddad go grocery shopping every Wednesday and never buy me anything AND he gives you allowance which you spend on whatever and I never get anything only the money I save or work for." Huey said Jazmine turned to Riley and poked out her lips.
"Man whatever..what about the hoe though? What she gotta pay?"Riley asked Jazmine growled at the name he just called her."Oh I know how she paying."Riley snickered deviously.
Huey and Jazmine both sucked their teeth knowing he was going to go there.
"Jazzy payin with the pussy."Riley laughed
"Riley shut the hell up." Huey said shooting Riley a look in the rearview.
Riley straightened up but was about to continue until Jazmine knocked off his hat and tugged on his hair."Aye quit playin!"He yelled"Huey get'er! Get'er off me nigga!" Huey only drove while Jazmine used one hand to pull his hair and the other to slap his face.
"I'm bouta hit you Jazzy- I ain't playin!"Riley yelled"You messin up my fit!Knock it off!"
When they got the high school Riley was battered and tired. Complaining about haters and bitches knocking past Jazmine and Huey who walked over to Caesar's jeep where him and Cindy were just parking.
"Where were you yesterday?"Cindy asked Jazmine while they walked behind the boys.
"Me and Huey-"Jazmine said but Cindy cut her off"What yall do?" Cindy asked sneakily
"We didn't do anything."
"No kissing?"Cindy asked Jazmine shook her head hoping Huey didn't hear."No."
Cindy suddenly looked bored and reached up for her boyfriend tugging him away from Huey."I got kissing of my own to do."
Jazmine walked to catch up with Huey. They made it to his locker and began putting books away and taking them out."Huey..." Jazmine said looking away from him."Jazmine"Huey answered "Why did you tell Caesar about the..yknow kiss?"The words felt like bile coming from her throat.
Huey looked up and raised a brow."Probably the same reason why you told Cindy."
Jazmine was stuck. How did he always know things?"Why wouldn't I?" Jazmine asked feigning confidence "She's my
bestfriend." Jazmine declared looking at him like he was dumb.
"I thought I was your bestfriend."Huey said flatly staring her in the face. Jazmine suddenly felt bad."No I mean. You are-
"All we've been through and we've done and I'm not your bestfriend."Huey continued in his flat tone.
Jazmine stuttered she didn't mean to hurt his feelings why must he finally show a different emotion at the wrong time? "You are! I meant that-
"No it's too late now.. the damage is done."Huey said closing his locker."I'm going to go cry now."
And with that he left. Jazmine was baffled she turned around to see Cindy waiting for her."He was being sarcastic you know that right?"
Jazmine nodded"I do now." The girls walked to trig together."So I'm your bestfriend over Huey huh?..Cool."
Jazmine couldn't ride home with Huey today because of work, so Caesar gave her a ride. And Riley had practice. Jazmine got in the back it was a two door so she had move the passenger seat up. Cindy liked to lean her seat all the way back so Jazmine knees were kind of smushed.
The backseat was covered in cds."Don't you sit on my beanz girl or that's yo ass."Cindy said Caesar started up the car and the music started and some hip hop song with a message song played.
It was that hip hop song again by Dead Prez. Also Caesar took the long way home the way with all the speed bumps. Making Cindy laugh everytime they'd bounce 5 feet in the air.
The poor jeep was already in bad shape but Caesar and Cindy could care less. They just kept bouncing,rapping and laughing. And as uncomfortable as Jazmine may have been she enjoyed seeing them both happy. It made her happy.
When they got to Jazmine's block she was relieved to be home."Alright Jazzy you let us know if you need another ride."Cindy said as she got out to lean the seat back.
"Anytime."Caesar added from inside the jeep.
"Okay thanks Caesar. Bye Cindy."Jazmine said getting out the car.
"Call me tonight. Later gurl." Cindy called. Jazmine watched as they pulled off.
The jeep backfiring and the music blaring. Then she looked across the street. Huey's car was gone. Jazmine walked up her driveway and headed in the house. She dialed her mom's number to find out when she went on break.
"I have a lunch at 5:00."Sarah said sounding like she had to look at a schedule. Jazmine agreed to meet her for her birthday they'd have lunch together.
Jazmine got the cupcake she made for her mom and put it in a cute little box then she grabbed the card she got for her.
And headed to the bus stop as Emy was walking home."Hey Jazzy!"Emy greeted "You going to training?" Jazmine shook her head"No I'm going to my moms office it's her birthday."
Emy smiled at the thought of a birthday."Tell her I said happy birthday." The girl looked and even talked like the friggin Eve's bayou actress. Jazmine had never even seen the movie but googled her and the resemblence in un natural even though the actress is grown now Emy could be her daughter.
Jazmine almost stomped her foot everytime she thought about it. The plait,the hair color, the mannerisms if they ever wanted to remake that movie they've got an Eve.
"Emy you want to come?" Jazmine asked. Her mother and Emy have never met but would eventually. Why not now? "O-okay"Emy said then stood next to Jazmine at the stop.
When they made it to downtown Woodcrest Emy held Jazmine's sleeve. Hopefully It wasn't a bad idea bringing her around so many people.
They made it the inside of the building without a hitch. Jazmine let the receptionist tell her mom they were headed up and they got in the elevator.
"Jazzy do elevators make you dizzy sometimes?" Emy asked while they rode up.
"Yup. I'm sure it does that to everyone." Jazmine said as the doors opened.
"Good because I'm dizzy right now."Emy laughed and Jazmine joined. They got to her mom's office door and Jazmine knocked"Come in."Sarah called.
Jazmine opened the door."Hi sweetie she said hugging Jazmine."And you bought a friend ..hello."Sarah reached for her hand."Hi,I'm Emeryss."Emy smiled
"Happy birthday." Sarah smiled "Oh yes! Nice to meet you! And thank you come on girls sit down I'll order food."Sarah said as if she didn't walk out on her family on the count of this girl probably being her husband's child.
Emy and Jazmine sat in the chairs."Okay girls what will it be?It's a burrito place up the street that delivers."Sarah said Emy and Jazmine agreed.
Sarah ordered and led the girls to the meeting room next door. Where she gushed over her cupcake and read her card. She gave Jazmine a big kiss on the head. When the food came the three chattered on and on talking about school and pageant training and chess.
Jazmine had kind of forgotten why she had been so upset with her mother. Then Sarah got a call on her cell. Which had her leave the room and Jazmine listend while she laughed and flirted."Jazzy your mom's so nice and pretty."Emy said sipping her drink. Jazmine gave her a smile and continued side eyeing her mother.
When they finished and cleaned Sarah walked them to the door. One of her coworkers walked up and greeted Jazmine then Emy before turning to Sarah "So how was the bds Girlfriend?" The lady asked Sarah.
Jazmine could've slap this bitch for even mentioning that. BDS is an acronym for birthday sex. It's a popular phrase that started after some stupid song from some guy. Sarah looked at Jazmine who tried to smile innocently as if she had no idea what these two women were talking about."Ah mazing."Sarah laughed with her coworker"Even got breakfast in bed."
The coworker slapped Sarah five as she walked towards her own office. Sarah's two faced ass then turned to Jazmine and Emy and smiled.
"Thanks girls for lunch."Sarah said hugging them."And the card."She kissed Jazmine's head"And the cupcake."She kissed it again.
Jazmine wiped both off and headed to the elevator while Emy waved bye again."Nice meeting you Emy."Sarah called behind them.
Jazmine suddenly was in a mood. Atleast her dad asked for permission and it was with someone she approved of…. kind of. But she's sleeping with this guy seriously? Jazmine got home and went to sleep.
The next day at training practice Ms Penelope was meaner than normal because Jazmine had not called to say she'd be absent."My time Is not a toy Dubois. You going to be absent pick up your phone and let me know."She said the words slowly like she was talking to a deaf person.
The girls giggled. Jazmine wrapped the tape around her feet and got them in the heels. It was extremely hard trying to stand in pose in them because her feet kept nervously wobbling and were really tight in those shoes.
"DuBois from now on wear your hair in a ponytail."Penelope said Jazmine rolled her eyes every fucking thing she had to comment on.
After training Jazmine took off the heels and unwrapped her feet. Dana walked up to her.
"Nice Job today DuBois thought we scared you off."Dana smiled back at her friends. Jazmine ignored them.
"Look that boy who picked you up the other day,was he your boo-boo?" Jazmine drew her eyebrows together.
Gross what kind of stupid ass word for boyfriend is that?
Jazmine shook her head"No." Dana smiled her toothy smile with her red lipstick on her lips. "Great well give him this. It's my number so maybe he can drive me around too.. you know? k'bye"
Jazmine turned back around and put on her regular shoes before leaving the building and going to the bus stop. She went home and slept for an hour then got a ride with Mr. Freeman to Mr. Bitchez where they were going over recipes with everyone.
"So how much butter do you think I should put in it?"Leonard asked Jazmine for the hundredth time.
"Leonard the recipe calls for 1 tablespoon."Jazmine said he was so dumb he even got kicked out of lethal interjection crew which is insane because all those guys are idiots.
"So I see a spoon on the table and put the butter in it right?"
Jazmine almost punched this fucking guy in the face."NO! Leonard this-"Jazmine said grabbing a spoon."Is a tablespoon."
"But it's not on the table though."Leonard said
"Leonard spoons don't belong on the table."Jazmine said "So Yo why is it a table spoon if it's not on a table? knaa mean that's stupid. I'm sorry but that's just really stupid."
After leaving she stopped by Yvonne's shop."Hey Jazzy what's up you here to make an appointment?" The receptionist asked Jazmine shook her head."No I'm just stopping by."
Yvonne was in the middle of a conversation when she seen Jazmine and waved her over. Her hair was cut in a bang and it was long going down her back today.
She looked alot like Neicy Nash now and every otherday with her lowcut dress and big ol boobs and her big butt she even had a gap Jazmine still didn't like her with her dad...Sure her mom was a slut but atleast she was her mom. "You look nice today."
" Girl cut it out!" Yvonne laughed"You look nice too what's going on?" Yvonne said shampooing a clients hair.
"Nothing much."Jazmine said trying to think of ways to make her parents fall inlove again so her mom can stop passing her body around.
She sat down in an empty clients chair."So how you wearing your hair for the pageant?" Yvonne asked "You wanna try straight?We can do straight if you want."
Jazmine shook her head "Nah Huey won't come if I do it straight." Jazmine opened a hair magazine. Yvonne smiled"Ahh So he'll be there?" Jazmine looked up. why was she saying it like that?
"I don't know I have about a month to work on that. But Huey can be so stubborn. " She flipped another page while Yvonne smiled bright rinsing the clients hair.
"So who's Huey?"Janelle clucked in on her way from her chair."Your boyfriend?" Jazmine shook her head "No. He's my bestfriend"
Yvonne laughed "mhm." The other stylist and a few clients laughed too.
Jazmine missed the joke."What's so funny?"
Yvonne shook her head"Nothing Jazzy." Jazmine wasn't buying that."Tell me." Yvonne looked at Janelle then back at Jazmine."It's just that..you love him."Yvonne offered a shrug.
Is she out of her mind? I don't love Huey. Man stealing daddy fucker don't know a thing about love.
"I don't."Jazmine said looking around at the smiling women."I don't love him..like that-In that way no."
They all smiled one last time."Mhm."The entire shop said in unison. Jazmine face was probably redder than satan sitting on a chilli pepper.
Yvonne offered to bring Jazmine to her house for some hot coco and girl talk.
Yvonne's corvette was a lot smaller on the inside. Yvonne needed the top back on the two seater just to drive."Why don't you just get a bigger car?"
Yvonne waved her hand "My car's fine. In the summer…" Jazmine groaned "I can barely fit in this." Yvonne turned up her music
"Shut it hater..Wooo this my jam!" Yvonne turned up her music and Mary J played through the speakers apparently she was doing Just fine according to the lyrics.
Jazmine enjoyed seeing Yvonne tap the steering wheel when she was feeling the music or shake her head side to side.
Then a Chaka Khan and Rufus song came on it was called Sweet thing Jazmine recognized it from the movie Love&basketball Cindy watches at their sleepovers.
Jazmine always enjoyed hearing that song. Apparently Yvonne did too because she almost ran into a pole during the high notes due to closing her eyes.
They made it to Yvonne's apartment in one piece.
Jazmine had never seen so much cheetah print décor in her life."Yvonne you have a lot of animal print things." Even the frigging coasters were cheetah print.
"I know faboulous right?" Jazmine kicked off her shoes she didn't want to track anything even though Yvonne probably wouldn't have notcied. The apartment was two bedrooms and a bathroom with a kitchen.
Jazmine looked around while Yvonne went to get the mail from the box downstairs. She pictures of her family in the living room. Her mom must have passed away because she had an obituarary framed. Lula mae.
Yvonne must have been one of the youngest. She was only 38. Even though she always claimed to be 25. She does look like Neicy Nash though...
Yvonne has a large family. Sisters brothers aunts uncles neices and nephews and cousins.
Jazmine then wandered to the rest of the house. Her bathroom also was covered in print as well as her bedroom. Which also had a mirror on the ceiling.
Jazmine went into the other room. It was Yvonne's hair room. Where all her wigs and weaves were. Shelves on shelves on shelves filled with mannequin heads with different hairstyles.
Jazmine smiled at a few familiars but there were so many. If Yvonne wanted she could open a wig store right there in that room.
Jazmine looked somemore then went back to the front room area. Yvonne came back with her mail."Okay let's get some girl bonding time in!" Yvonne announced going to make the hot chocolate.
"You want to watch a movie Jazzy?" Jazmine walked over to the couch and sat"Okay." The couch was deep and really coushioned almost overstuffed with fluff."Do you have the movie Boomerang?" Jazmine asked
Halfway into the movie Jazmine had to cover her ears and ask Yvonne to turn it off.
"Who knew Daddy daycare was such a potty mouth?" Yvonne joked at Jazmine who even had to laugh back.
Jazmine ate her popcorn and stared at her feet."No wonder Huey told me not to watch that."
Yvonne laughed again"Huey,Huey Huey.."Yvonne said getting up and going into the kitchen"You love him and you know it stop bsing around." Jazmine turned around at the woman.
"You mean like how you and my daddy are?" Jazmine had not intented for it to come out so harsh."Sorry."
Yvonne turned around"No it's fine."She cleared her throat"Look I like your father a lot and you and Emy and how you feel matters so much to me and your father, I swear on my life." Yvonne said more serious than Jazmine ever heard her before."You don't want me to see him anymore than so be it."
Jazmine shook her head."No,I want you guys to continue seeing eachother."Jazmine said"Honest." Jazmine had no reason to voice her dislike of Yvonne because she knew it wasn't going to work out anyway.
Her daddy didn't fall for a woman like Yvonne the first time around why would he now?
"Really Jazzy?" Yvonne asked Jazmine nodded "Really." Yvonne smiled "Okay then."She bought another bowl of popcorn and put in a movie called'Waiting to exhale'
At a few parts Jazmine and Yvonne had to make quick conversation through and if you seen it you'd know why.
If not.. let's just say black men who go for a white woman in this movie are highly frowned upon. It got so awkward that it just became funny.
So whenever the movie would speak on the white woman and black man situation they'd laugh their butts off.
Images of her dad and Caesar flashed through Jazmine's mind making her laugh harder.
On the way out to the parking lot Yvonne gave her car another look then looked at Jazmine."What?" Jazmine asked was she thinking of how she was going to systematically proportion herself into the tiny car.
"Maybe I do need to look for a bigger car."Yvonne said as if it killed her.
"Yay." Jazmine said "I can help you pick."
Jazmine was beat when she got home so she went straight to bed she had a long weekend.
I don't own waiting to exhale, boomerang, daddy daycare love and basketball. Or Sweet thing by Chaka Khan or Just fine by Mary J Blige.
I framed Yvonne after Niecy Nash because I love her. And she was on the show Reno 911 with the man who plays Tom's voice. AND she plays the voice of Aunt Cookie in the Boondocks episode Wingmen.
Anyway who ready to find out who giving Sarah birthday sex?
Shoutouts:
Shishkanae242: Yes Huey is a primal guy at heart! And what if a bear came after them? He's crazy! Thanks for the r&r!
AngryViolinist: Oh suuuure that's what they all say. *Sniffs* You just forgot about me and my little ole fan fiction..It's cool doe. I thought we had something special. =(...but nah! It's cool you here now and yes go to school and make that bread. TEOJD ain't going no where. I'm glad you made time though because I'm done writing now I'm just uploading cause I'm starting back college and working too so I'm with you on that. Shit be hectic! Thanks for the r&r love!
Breeahhna: See? Now don't I do you so good? Three new chapter for you to get caught up on! And Yeah I'm making that Jazmey happen for yall! Oh goodness you start on Monday? I hate that feeling when them last few days are dwindling down and you just like:"Fuck I gotta go back already?"
And that song Jazmine was rapping is my shit. Arrested development's Natural? Play that while you getting dressed for school on Monday you gone feel a lot better about going back. It's that cut!
Courage the cowardly dog made me so uncomfortable as a kid. It was so trippy! Like that big hole in his teeth when he'd scream? How you a dog with cavities?! The fuck? (I was more of an ed, edd n eddy typa girl) ha picture Huey putting the animal in a headlock while it's tryna claw at his fro! Haha I shoulda wrote that.
And how about this: Once me and my cousin was on the way back from getting tacos and it was dark so me with my scary ass (Got my critter senses on and shit.) see a motherfucking raccoon is walking toward us! My cousin kept saying it was a cat then when he got close we ran all the way home screaming and junk. I had already ran when I seen what it was..(like how Huey ran when he kicked Riley back in the house telling him he was grounded in the home alone episode.) Legs on ten speed and shit. That's why I don't fuck with nature!
And You'll see what Huey does with those pictures. It'll be cute! Thanks for the R&R! Mwah!
Mega fan: Yo Megafan what's good? And I'm glad you enjoyed the chapter and the story! Yes Huey and Jaz are going to happen for sure! You just watch mega fan. Thanks for the r&r love!
Supersweet96: You obsessed too? I'm the same way and I'm the one writing it! lol and yes that tension is killer like just kiss already! And you will see more develop. I got you my dawg! *Pounds chest with fist.*
You guys came through with them reviews I pre shade it foreal! So I'm done writing and now I only need to upload. So all I'm saying is with all the work I did on this story all summer yall can atleast review this joint. Follow and fav it or some? And to the people that already do? Much love to yall!
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