It is national Pick on Hailee Vance Day.

No I am not joking, I am completely serious. You know that big meeting the IHHVC was having the other day, apparently that was planning this. They literally have plastered nearly every wall in the castle with flyers encouraging all students to through a hex my way if and I quote 'you have the misfortune of seeing her ugly face at any time during the day.'

I hate my life.

So there I was, huddled in the corner of the common room hiding from anyone crazy enough to take this day seriously. Watching Rose tear down the posters was amusing too. She's gone a little crazy, screaming and pouncing on anyone wearing shirts or holding flags.

Yeah, you heard right, T-shirts and flags. There's also hats, beanies, shoes, jumpers, these weird headband things that light up and scream 'THE PHYCO IS IN THE VICINITY' in an annoying robotic voice that makes me want to blast them to bits every time I got within two metres of them.

And Kayla calls me crazy.

Speaking of Kayla she has not dared show her face in fear of facing me as she is so scared I'm going to kill her. Yeah, I'm that goddamn intimidating. Well, that's my theory on why she's not here and I refuse to believe the stupid rumor going around that she's waiting for me in the great hall.

My theory is way more awesome in my opinion so I' sticking to it.

(Though I might go to the kitchens for breakfast just in case)

"Nice hiding spot you've got here." I whirled around and hit the deadly axe murderer behind me as hard as I could with the bat I was holding. (There is a day fully committed to causing me pain and embarrassment, carrying a bat around with me is completely necessary) "Ow, what the fuck Hailee?"

On closer inspection it appears that it was only two kidnapping gits, not an axe murderer. I ignored Freddie's complaints and hit them both again. "You don't do that! Especially on today of all days you complete and utter retards! Now go away, I am in no way in the mood to be kidnapped."

Fred just groaned while James looked at me in confusion, "Why would we be kidnapping you?"

I huffed and looked away, deciding to ignore them and wait for their tiny little brains to piece together the answer for them. I shifted into a more comfortable position, they are incredibly slow after all and god only knows how long it could take for them to figure it out.

I mean, I'm fully convinced Harry's bribing the Headmistress to change their marks to they're passing. There is no other logical explanation for why they're still here. None at all.

"Um.. Hailee?"

"THE PHYCO IS IN THE VICINITY, I REPEAT, THE PHYCO IS IN THE VICINITY!" Cursing under my breath I quickly jumped under one of the tables and cast a disillusionment charm on myself and stayed as still as possible as some random girl wearing a IHHVC T-shirt, one of those annoying headbands and holding a stack of flyers approached.

She checked behind the couch where I was previously hiding with Fred and James, behind the table I was hiding under and even looked straight at me without noticing. Finally after five minutes of searching she gave up, threw the headband in the bin and stormed out, muttering "I will find her, I will find her" over and over again under her breathe.

I let out a sigh of relief just as the two evil, kidnapping gits and Rose climbed under the table looking a mixture between amused and murderous. (Okay, Fred and James looked just plain amused, only Rose looked even slightly angry) "Wow, she really hates you, what did you do to her?"

I ignored James completely and focused on searching for Al in the common room. Yet again he was late. "Are you serious? I said ten minutes! You heard me, right Rose? Ten minutes, It's been fifteen! Stupid lying git, almost as annoying as his stupid kidnapping brother!"

"We did not kidnap you thank you very much! Now are you going to answer my question or what?"

I ignored James, again, and turned to Rose, "Do I even know whoever that was?"

She rolled her eyes and stared at me in shock, "You've got to be kidding me, right?" I stared at her blankly. "Oh my god, that's Danielle? Remember her?" I shook my head, did she seriously expect me to remember everyone in my house I've managed to offend? "You put her pygmy puff in a box and sent it to Spain last year because it kept following you?"

I grinned, "Oh yeah, I remember that!" Seriously the smartest thing I ever did, that thing was the second most annoying thing to ever step foot in the Gryffindor common room.

"Do you also remember the part where she swore she wouldn't rest until she got revenge?"

Oh yeah, maybe not the smartest thing I ever did after all.

"…Yeah… well, shut up." Ignoring Fred and James' giggles at my lame comeback I scanned the common room again and spotted Al looking around the common room in shock and was that… amusement? Oh, he is so dead. I quickly grabbed Rose's arm, ducked out from under the table and sprinted towards Al.

"There she is!"

"I knew she was hiding in here somewhere!"

"Quick jinx her!"

"Damn it! Allie, run!" He turned around at the sound of my voice but ran after a jelly legs jinx that was aimed for me nearly hit him in the face. We caught up with him soon enough and I both of them towards the room of requirement as fast as possible, trying to ignore the shouts behind me.

"Fuck when did she learn to run so fast?"

"Is she dragging my Albus with her? She is so dead!"

I spared a glance over my shoulder and saw that there were about 10 or so people following me, all annoying girls with too much makeup and angry expressions. Crap.

"Why won't she just trip or something?"

"Is her hair rainbow?"

When we reached the opening for the room of requirement and me and Rose quickly put up a shield to block the jinxes while Al passes in front of the room. "You guys are all insane! Rose they're insane right? It's not just me who thinks they're insane?"

Rose just shot me a scared look and shouted, "What did you do to all these people?"

She was immediately met with answers from 'the mob' which varied form stupid things like: "She was born!"or "She's a bitch!" or "She gave made me skin purple for a week cause I wouldn't let her copy my homework!"

Jeez, some people are touchy.

Just as I was about to tell them that a door appeared on the wall behind us and we piled in, closing it behind us straight away. I sighed in relief and collapsed onto the floor as the door vanished as soon as it closed. Al sighed and sat beside me, "This is going to be a long day."

Well, that was the biggest understatement I've ever heard since Rose told me Kayla was a 'little' annoying last year.

I am so so so so so sorry i ahven't updated for ages! But my laptop broke and i cant afford a new one yet so i haven't been able to write! I had to borrow my sisters laptop to write this and i'll try and borrow it soon to write another one, yet again i am so sorry!

Anyway, hope you like the chapter and DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW! please?