A/N: I'm debating how long to stretch this out... I have no particular plans... will most likely go up to Luna's wedding and then end shortly after. There may only be another 15 chapters at most. And will likely be very irregularly updated because I actually have a life outside the internet (oh my god the day has come). University is a lot more occupying than highschool. If anyone has suggestions please leave a comment!

Hermione knocked furiously on the door of Harry's home for half an hour before giving up and pushing her way through the wards. It was safe to say that she was more than a little surprised by what she saw. Sitting on the couch was Severus Snape, topless, with Harry Potter in his lap and attached to his neck like a leech. "Oh my god! Harry!"

Harry popped up in surprise and unceremoniously fell into the coffee table, "Hermione! What are you doing here?"

Severus chuckled darkly as he turned his head slightly to look at the blushing witch in the doorway to the living room, "Good morning Miss Granger."

"Morning…. Harry what on earth?" Hermione rung her hands in her blouse and shook her head as if trying to rid herself of the mental image. "Did you forget we were supposed to have lunch together?"

Harry stumbled in an attempt to get off his arse, "Sorry, I got a little… er, distracted." He grinned sheepishly as he straightened his shirt and brushed the dirt from his shoulders.

"I'll say! When were you going to tell us this was happening?" Hermione gestured widely to the two wizards.

Harry groaned and walked to his friend, "It just happened last night Hermione, I promise."

Hermione shook her head, "Alright… any chance you could have told us earlier you were gay? This is rather surprising you know!"

Harry sighed and nodded, "Right, and I get that; so let's go get Ron and have some fish and chips and I'll hash out the details for you yeah?"

Hermione nodded, "Good idea."

Harry smiled and led her to the door but stopped suddenly as if he forgot something, "One moment."

Harry ran swiftly into the living room where Severus was buttoning up his shirt, "One for the road." He cupped the potions master's face in his hands and placed a rough kiss to his lips. Severus moaned.

"I'll be back later Sev," Harry smiled.

"I've no doubt," Severus chuckled as Harry left with Hermione on his heels.

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Ron stared at his best mate with something akin to horror, "That's sick mate."

Harry glared, "It is not!"

"You're buggering Snape! Excuse me for finding it disturbing!" Ron mock gagged.

Hermione hit over the head, "Ronald! Harry is a grown man and he can sleep with who he wants!"

Ron shrugged, "I know that. Just wouldn't have been my first choice if I was gay. Of all the men that Harry could get, why him?"

Harry blushed, "For one his cock is quite large…."

Ron covered his face in horror, "Bloody hell mate! Too much information!"

Hermione laughed, "Relationships can't be built on cocks alone Harry!"

Harry smiled, "Of course not. He's… well he understands me. Sure he's snarky and stubborn and annoying, but all of that only makes me like him more. It's hard to explain the attraction."

Ron shrugged, "Whatever floats you boat mate… or his…."

Harry smiled, he was glad his friends were understanding, "Of course it's too early to really say anything of it… but I can tell you now that I am definably bisexual."

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