Pooh and the Cullens

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"Run, run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me; I'm the ginger bread man!!" Jasper said as he skipped around the living room. Carlisle came in with a book.

"Story time!" Carlisle yelled and Jasper, Alice, Emmett, and Rosalie all sat down Indian style in front of him.

"What's today's story, Daddio?" Alice asked Carlisle.

"Today's story is about Winnie The Pooh!" Carlisle answered, very enthusiastic.

Jasper, Alice, Emmett, and Rosalie all cheered, "YAY!"

So Carlisle read the story to them and it got stuck in Alice's mind.

2 days later –

"CARLISLE!" Alice screamed. Carlisle ran up to Alice's room and he had a frightened expression.

"What, Alice? Do you see the Volturi? Or Victoria? Or toast?"

"No, Father… WE HAVE TO GO MEET POOH BEAR!" Alice squeaked.

"OKAY! LET'S GO!" Carlisle liked Alice's idea. So Alice and Carlisle got to working on trying to find Pooh Bear.

In Rosalie's room –

Rosalie was looking at herself in the mirror when Alice ran in.

"ROSALIE!" She screamed, ran to her, and accidentally pushed Rosalie into the mirror. "Sorry."

"It's okay because now I'm closer to myself." Rosalie said with a grin.

"Akay… Anyhoosles we are going to find POOH BEAR!" Jasper ran up to Alice when he heard her say that.

"But doesn't he live in like the Oakers or something?" Jasper asked.

"No, it's like 100 Woods or something…" Rosalie answered.

"No it's Oak Acres!" Esme jumped in from nowhere.

"No, no it's something with a 100 in it…" Emmett said, coming out of nowhere like Esme did.

"Yes, Emmett, it's deffinately something with a 100 in it." Rosalie.

"Muffin…" Jasper.

"GUYS! It's 100 Acre Woods!" Alice screamed, infuriated.

"Oooooooooh!" Jasper, Rosalie, Esme, and Emmett all said at the same time.

So the Cullens (Minus Edward… oh and Carlisle) went into the woods to find 100 Acre Woods.

"Where's Carlisle?" Esme asked.

"Uhhhh I dunno…" Alice answered and let out a small giggle. "LOOK! UP AHEAD!" Alice pointed to a poorly written sign that said "100 Acre Woods." Everyone ran to it and walked the little path that was behind the sign.

"Oh bother… bother… bother… think think think hunny… yum hunny…" They heard Carlisle saying in a weird voice. When the Cullens got to where they heard Carlisle talking, they found Pooh!

"Oh... do I know you? I must have hunny!" Car-Pooh said.

"Wait… is that you, Carlisle?" Esme asked.

"NO THIS IS NOT CARLISLE! I'm Pooh Bear… You're just delusional!" Carlisle said from inside the Pooh costume.

"No it IS you, Carlisle!" Jasper yelled.

"What the Hale!" Emmett screamed. Jasper and Rosalie gave Emmett the death stare.

"Awe. Carlisle just come out of there…" Alice said quietly and hung her head. Carlisle took his Pooh Bear head off.

"AAH! YOU KILLED POOH!" Esme yelled and ran away screaming.

Okay so… I have no idea but this was the convo between me and Anna –

We were talking on aim and she said something and I was on my itouch so I said "Oooh" but it corrected it to be Pooh so it was like

Fanpirealice: Pooh

Fanpirealice: I meant Oooh

Fanpirealice: Not Pooh

Fanpirealice: Even though hes cute…

Fanpirealice: OMG! The Cullens meet Pooh Bear… FANFIC IDEA!!

Esmedances: Allie Say you have BIG issues

(or something like that ^)

Fanpirealice: Whyyyy?

Esmedances: Pooh? And the Cullens? Do you even need to ask?

Yeah so yeah… haha that's where the idea came from. That is my real aim sn so if you have an aim and you want to im me feel free to. That is not Anna's real aim so don't try to im her lol. I didn't know if she wanted me to give her aim out but ANYHOO this A/N is really long so I'll wrap it up by saying review so… RE-

Wait wait wait wait wait before I end this authors note I wanna say thank you to everyone who is reading and enjoying this story seriously seeing all of you review and say how funnie it is really makes me want to update like everyday so yeah thanks again you guys I love ya, and so now… REVIEW:P