Emily says: Well, as my forth Harry Potter fan fiction, I hope you like. ..and for those immature people on this site, please, if you have a problem with my story, I rather not here about it. I will only except the reviews trying to give me tips on how to improve my story.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, except for Josalynn. I only own her and this plot.
I hope you like to story and enjoy my writing. I have a bit of imagination but it doesn't show through that much in this fan fiction as my last one did.
'Maybe'
Written and posted Thursday, September 27, 2004.
'sexy male voice comes on' Last time on Unknown Friends. :
But he was cut off but Lily muttering Silencio. That's my trusty Lily! Always there when you need her.
Like Lassie.
"Look, Black. I don't have a lot of time.. Sorry, but if you would kindly not tell anyone what happened last night.. 15 galleons?" I offered.
He was pondering the thought.. But after a moment he shook his head.
He mouthed the words : Twenty, to me and I sighed. It was a lot, but I would do anything to not let that escape.
The Marauders were evil. For crying out loud! I was drunk, and it cost me 20 galleons.. Fire Whiskey sucks..
Tuesday, February 10, 1977.
Josalynn and Remus were sitting a the library table, the project was turned in, but they both agreed that they would still come here to completely homework.
One question still rung in her mind about Remus : "Why aren't you full of yourself?" Josalynn asked.
"What do you mean?" Remus asked her.
"I mean, James and Sirius are always like.. I RULE, ASSHOLE.." She smiled. "And, you're not.."
"Oh." He said, with a slight smile.
"You're welcome.." Josalynn said, cocking her head and imitating his voice.
"Should I say thank you?" He asked a smile. "Was that a compliment?"
"Did you take it as one?" She replied, looking to him with her eyebrows raised.
"Maybe.."
"Then it was a maybe compliment…" Josalynn shrugged and looked to her book.
She was just reading her Astronomy Book, while he was reading about Dragons..
"I'm not to sure about this.." She mumbled point to her book.
"What is it?" Remus asked, peering over to her book.
"Why didn't the muggles find helium on Earth, before they did on the sun? It's completely stupid, I tell you…"
He reached over to her book, running his finger down where she was reading. He wasn't, but she was very aware of his arm touching her own, It felt nice, yet weird.
She was developing a fondness of the boy, though, she didn't want to, she had no choice.
"Read here.. It'll explain it for you.." He told me and slunk back to where he was reading.
Lily and Josalynn had entered the Great Hall for dinner, talking about the importance of porter potties in the hall ways.
"I'm telling you, it's not only useful for business, you can also lock kids in there and tip it over." Josalynn argued with her, though, she was losing.
"Josalynn.. No.."
"Come on Lils, you're a prefect.. Just ask Dumbledore, ok?" Lynn pleaded.
"Fine, but I doubt he will agree, think about it.."
"Yea.. Whatever Lily.." She muttered as we took our seats at the Gryffindor table, Thinking, she should really find a friend in her own house.
Chatting aimlessly with Lily, she nodded and went to look at her food, only to see a familiar hand, next to hers.
These girly feelings had gone to far, knots in her stomach formed and she smiled.
"Hello." She said, looking up to Remus, who was next to her. She mentally scowled herself for not looking were she sat.
"Hi, Lynn.." Remus replied, but she decided not to have a big conversation with him, due to his retarded friends, a crossed from him.
"Hey, Lily..?" Josalynn said, attempting to get her attention.
"Yes?"
"I have a cool idea.." Josalynn grinned.
"Oh goddess.. What is it?" Lily questioned.
"I want to spork the quidditch field." She replied simply.
"Spork?" Lily asked, confused with the idea.
"Of course.. My cousin.. A squib.. Goes to a muggle school.. And they eat with sporks at lunch. Like a spoon/fork mix. Anyway.. I want to cover the quidditch field in sporks.." Josalynn shrugged.
"I don't think that is such a good idea, Lynn.." Remus piped in.
"It seems a little.. Pointless.." Lily added.
"One, Remus, yes it is!! Two, Lily, what would you expect from me?" Josalynn asked, cocking her head.
"Nothing more, nothing less.." Remus grinned and chuckled slightly.
"Shut up.." Josalynn smirked and pushed Remus by his arm.
"Please.. Come on.. It will be fun.."
"I don't know.." Lily started.
"Lils.. Please…. I said please!"
"Fine.." Lily mumbled and Josalynn turned to Remus with puppy eyes.
"Remmie?" Josalynn pleaded, in her best mock baby voice.
"I'm in.." He shrugged. "Couldn't hurt.."
"Whoop!" Josalynn grinned.
"So, when are we doing the sporky thing?" Remus asked Josalynn in the library.
"Tomorrow night?" She suggested.
"Sounds good." He nodded. "Should I bring Sirius and James."
Josalynn smiled. "Oh yes, you can't forget them.." She didn't have any ideas to work with them, but some sporks shoved up their ass would be plenty fun.
I'm back!! After… twos days?.. Lol.
REVIEWS REPLIES FROM JOSALYNN! HAH!
This Parrot has ceased to be :: Umm.. No.
valentines-hater : Umm.. NOPE! But.. Drunk is cool. MUHAHHAH!
XParanoidAndroidx :: I don't want to be friends with her anyway.. She's is a stupid little piece of shit that you find under your shoe after you took a walk in the park!
Dream Dragon :: I'm glad you enjoy them! I MAKE them up.. NOT EMILY! kills Emily with a bowling ball
Mijy :: Yea.. I really don't care if she is my friend or not.. Ptff.. falls over COW TIPPING!!!
Dark and prone to violence :: In love, no.. But Emily is in love with Sirius and Remus.. Ptff. She can have them..
Silver Trinity :: Yea, but what if Remus tries to kiss him!? I NEED to take pictures!!
Larka Avilak :: Yay! You must be as insane as me? runs in a circle before passing out
