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Deidara's POV

"And you're going to be okay on your own?"

I sighed, nodding at my mother. "You've left me alone hundreds of times, un. I think you can trust me by now." Mum chuckled, reapplying her lipstick in the mirror.
"Yes, I realize that. I was just making sure."

I shrugged my shoulders, leaning on the front door. "What time do you think you'll be back?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Not too late, I suppose..." Mum smiled, putting the stick away. "12 at the latest."
"And if you're not back by then, un...?"
"We will be."

Every month, my parents went out for dinner; Just a little tradition they had been doing ever since marriage. I suppose even my parents needed a break from my sheer awesomeness.

Ha.

I frowned at the stumbling, which now came from the staircase. "Deidara, lets play Hungry Hippos!" A voice proposed. I sighed, looking up at the staircase, seeing Sasori equipped with the colourful game.
I groaned, turning my head. "We played that just yesterday, un...".

The red-head pouted, standing at the bottom of the stairs. "The only reason you don't want to play is because I won..." He muttered, looking down.
"I won all 14 games, un!" I bellowed, giving Sasori an annoyed look. What? There's nothing that annoys me more than people lying about previous Hungry Hippo victories. Deal with it.

I raised my eyebrows as my mother chuckled, placing her hands on her hips. "Now, now, Deidara!" She cooed, a grin plastered across her face.
I let out a breath of air, sneering at the ghastly board game.
"I suppose we could give it one more go..."
Sasori let out a squeal, jumping up and down. "Hungry Hippos!" The red-head chanted, grinning like a maniac.

I couldn't help but smirk at the boy's overactive behavior. However, when I realized it was all just a mask, my smile dropped completely.

About an hour after my parents had left, I was sat at the dining table, once again. However, this time me and Sasori were not having an intense smile-off. No, this time we were doing something much, much worse.

Hungry.

Fucking.

Hippos.

Yeah. That's right.

The red-head let out a squeal of happiness as his two hippos swallowed the rest of the little white balls. "I win again!" He cheered, sending me one of the widest grins I had ever seen.
"You cheated, un." I stated, smirking. Sasori pouted, shaking his head.
"Nuh-uh! I'm the world champion at swallowing balls!"

I burst out laughing, throwing my head back as far as it could go. I could literally feel the confused look Sasori was giving me. "What...?" He questioned in a confused voice. "What's so funny?"
I grinned, shaking my head. "Just what you said, un...". Sasori tilted his head. "About the balls, un."
"What's so bad about being good at swallowing balls?"

I snorted, feeling a bit like a young schoolboy during sex education. Ah yes, the images of Hidan making fun of almost every diagram flowed back through my mind nicely.

My thoughts were cut short at the sigh of Sasori's face, inches away from mine. "Now, now~" He chanted, that ghostly voice coming back into place. "It's not nice to laugh at other people's talents~"
I chuckled. "Of swallowing balls, un?". Sasori nodded, smiling just as much. I could tell he knew exactly what I had meant by the term "swallowing balls". He just liked to play with me.

"I bet I could swallow your balls, Deidara~" The petite boy continued, still smiling. "I bet I could swallow them all in one~"
I giggled, not taking the boy seriously. That's how I got by his little "stages" now, just don't take him seriously. "I bet you could, un~"

Then, the red-head began to lean in, looking slightly more serious. I blinked, staring at the boy's pink lips. "I'm going to kiss you now..." He uttered, completely ruining the "moment" we were having. I couldn't help but smile at that, and I even found myself leaning in as well.

Closing my eyes as the red-head whispered my name, I eventually felt a soft sensation against my lips, which could only be Sasori's lips. What started off as a little "joke", had obviously turned into so much more.

Strangely, I felt myself begin to kiss the boy back, even moan a little. Sasori sent tingling sensations down my spine by running his nimble fingers along my neck, deepening the kiss.
"Sasori..." I whispered, slowly pulling away from the kiss. Sasori tilted my head up, staring into my blue eyes with his glazed brown ones.
"I-I'm sorry..." He replied, looking down slightly. I frowned, titling my head.
"Why, un...?"

"I've ruined you."

I frowned even more, blinking. "Sasori, I don't know what the hell you mean by all this 'ruining' stuff. A kiss doesn't ruin someone."
"It does when the person doesn't want it."
I bit my lip. "I did want it."

The red-head looked up, giving me a slightly surprised look. "Y-You did?" I sighed softly, nodding.
"You're a complete creep, un..." I began, smirking. "But you've grown on me."

Sasori smiled, leaning in again. I let out a light chuckle, doing the same. However, at that very moment, I felt his small hand on my crotch, once again. "You sure like rushing in to things, don't you...?" I mused out loud, gently pushing the boy's hand away. Sasori let out muffled sound, his hand moving back into the place of my crotch.
"I want to do so much with you~" He grinned, nuzzling my ear. "Right here, right now~"

I shivered once again, feeling slightly wrong. "S-Saso..." I chuckled nervously, pushing his small form back. "I don't think now's the time."
"But I've already ruined you. What could a bit of sex do?" He blinked, staring at me with a complete look of innocence.
I quickly stood up, feeling myself shake.

"O-One minute, un..." I uttered, making my way across the room. "I'll be down in a second, just let me...Think."

I gulped, not listening to the reply the red-head may or may not have given me. Within seconds, I was in my room, panting. What was going on? Did I really want to do such dirty things with Sasori? I had a feeling the thing he said about the balls may have been 99.99% true.

After a few minutes, I had thought out what I would do. Obviously I wouldn't be doing anything "naughty" with Sasori tonight. No, it was far too soon. However, I shall give him a few minutes to calm down, after all, I had just rejected him. I would then come back down stairs. We would then act as if none of that had ever happened, and take things slowly.

Perfect.

Unfortunately, that's the complete opposite of what happened.

I blinked at the familiar sound of my ringtone. I pulled the device out of my pocket, staring at the screen. Number unrecognized. I never picked up numbers which were unrecognized; I didn't fancy buying any state of the art mops.

Sasori's POV

I stared at my reflection in the mirror, holding up one of my new mother's dresses against my figure. She was tall, and I was not, so the dress was naturally too big. I could alter it though. I could make it look so much less tacky. Reaching for the scissors, I quickly began to cut, making the gown significantly shorter.

I pondered for a moment. My plan would definitely work this time. I had finally mastered it, and it would work.

A few rips here and there, and the dress was complete. The black satin would cling to my figure perfectly. After putting on the dress, I ruffled up my hair, making it look fluffier than usual. I then readjusted my ribbons, making sure none of my scars were to be shown.

All I had to do now, was apply some more make-up. I reached for my powder, applying the mask to my naturally pale face. An extra thick coat of eyeliner, deep red lipstick, and a lot of mascara later, I looked like a doll. A perfect doll.

I smiled.

Deidara's POV

Pocketing my phone, I looked up at my door, which had a light knock coming from it. "C-Come in..." I uttered, standing back. The door slowly opened, revealing Sasori. However, he looked different.

He still resembled a doll. However, a strangely mature doll. Not old, but mature. He still had the childish aura and look to his face, however, the strange boy was wearing a familiar, short black dress, which was obviously a lot different from his usual Victorian-styled clothes. He was also wearing lipstick, which matched his hair. His eyes seemed a lot larger than they already were, due to the increased amount of eyeliner, and his even thicker eyelashes.

I also noticed him carrying one of Dad's expensive bottles of wine. Dad certainly wouldn't approve of that. "Deidara~" The red-head smiled, stepping closer. "I'm sorry I made you feel so...Uncomfortable~" He grinned, setting the bottle down.
"I-It's fine, un...?" I smiled uncertainly, shrugging.
"Have some wine..." The red-head demanded, opening the bottle. I frowned, pointing to the alcohol.
"That's dad's...I don't think he'll like that..."

Sasori obviously didn't care, and brought the bottle to his lips, taking a swig, before passing the bottle to me. "Try some, it's lovely..." He purred. I looked at the boy uncertainly, before taking a swig.

And another.

...And another.

I was never really one to drink. Although, this wine was very, very good.

"W-What are you wearing, un...?" I asked, looking the boy up and down.
Sasori smiled, twirling. "Do you like it?"
I covered my eyes with my hand, muttering to myself. What was he planning?

I sat down next to the red-head, anxiety now running through me. "L-Look at you, un..." I mumbled. "What did you do to your face...?" Sasori just smiled, looking me up and down. "W-What is this?" I continued.

The boy shrugged, resting his head against my shoulder. "I-I don't want to be alone..." He muttered. "I'm scared." I stared into the red-head's eyes, letting out a light sigh. He looked so whoreish, yet so innocent. "I love you, Deidara."
"You too..." I replied, sighing again. Sasori smiled, leaning in to peck my cheek.
"I really love you~" He then added, placing a kiss closer to my lips.
"I know..." I responded, feeling slightly drowsy.

In a few minutes, the wine bottle was already empty, and I had sprawled myself across the bed, feeling Sasori trail light kisses along my neck, whispering sweet words into my ear. They were somewhat soothing. He then rested his forehead against my cheekbone. "Now lets get to the fun part..." He murmured.

I immediately jolted up, staring at him with a look of annoyance. "What are you doing, un?" The red-head stared at me with a hurt look, before looking down. "What are you doing?" I repeated, sounding even more irritated. "What the hell's gotten into you? Huh?"

Sasori let out a light sigh, tears streaming down his cheeks. He then let out a sigh, staring into my eyes. "Y-You said you loved me..."
"I do..." I frowned.
"Then show it to me...Let me show it to you...You wouldn't believe how much I need this..."

I groaned. "All of this for sex, un? Is that all you want?" The red-head stared at me with a hurt expression. I shook my head. "You are so, so confused, un..."
"I really care about you, Deidara..." He stated, running his fingers through my hair.
"Sasori...I'm tired...I'm confused...I really don't need this..." I began to feel myself tear up. "I-I'm just so worried for Hida-

"Shut up."

I blinked at the boy. "W-What...?"
"Shut up about Hidan. He couldn't give a crap about you. He talks about you behind your back, he flirts with any moving object. You're too good for him...You're a sexy person, Dei-
"This is crazy, un!" I bellowed, standing up, glaring at the boy. "W-What the hell is wrong with you? Stop talking, and go to your fucking room!"

The red-head huffed, standing up. "Stop talking to me like I'm a child!"
"As soon as my parents get back, I'm telling them everything! I can't do this, Sasori! I can't do this anymore!"

Why the fuck did I just say that?

The red-head's expression was unreadable, and he stared at me for at least 20 straight seconds.

"...Fine."

I blinked as the boy swiftly left the room.

Fuck.

I pulled out my phone again. 13 missed calls, from the same number.

Who was it?

I was about to find out.

Oooooh~! Next chapter, all shall be revealed~! :3

I'm sorry this took so long, I hope you can understand why. T.T I write Evil Innocence on FanFiction's doc manager, so I can only write it when I have internet. XD All my other fics are in my normal documents...

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