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"Hey Matt, I'm leaving for the weekend. But I'll be back on Sunday, okay?"
"What the hell Mello? I thought we were going to hang around the orphanage this weekend playing video games, eating chocolate and generally angsting over our tragic back-stories. As genius orphans training to be replacements for the world's greatest antisocial detective we obviously have nothing better to do with our time."
"I'm sorry Matt, I can't this weekend. I gotta go home cause it's my mom's birthday on Saturday."
The redhead stared at his friend incredulously. "But…we're orphans Mello. We don't have parents."
"Actually I do. I just pretend to be an orphan so I can live at Wammy's House."
Matt shook his head in confusion. "Why the hell would you want to do that?"
"Well obviously," Mello replied. "I do it for the fans. No one wants to fangirl over a character without a tragic back-story. I mean, just look at Light. He's conventionally more attractive than me but no one really likes him. And why is that Matt? Not enough tragedy, that's why. Without my tragic past, I'm really just an effeminate guy with kind of a shitty personality who's obsessed with beating a little kid."
Matt stared at Mello, surprised by his blatant reply. "I guess I never thought about it that way Mello. Poor Light. Twice the looks and only half the fangirls."
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