Okay everyone. Time for the next chapter, with 95 less of a chance of semi-self insertion then last time. This time I assure you nothing belongs to me and everything belongs to Nintendo and it's affilate companies who helped make Super Smash Brothers Brawl. Also any other joke I make may be a refrence to something else I don't own. Oh and this is my 25th silver chapter and hopefully I'll have a lot more to come and catch up to where the updates are now or at least closer anyway. So remember to read and review and enjoy it if you think it's good. (i'm glad you all think it's good. To Someone: I'd check more for spelling but I can't do that on my computer. And to Leonite I'm going in forward order of what was released past August 15th so that won't include Bowser's Final Smash unless I go back and do updates which I might try actually if enough people demand it).
"Smashing Something New Every Day: Chapter Twenty Five: Color Changes, Saki Amamiya, Charged Special Moves, Lucas's Final Smash, And Controls"
By DianaGohan.
As per usual the Smashers had gathered in the middle of the main room to hear about they're daily updates. And in a sort of unsual move Master Hand appeared right before them on time.
"Hey everyone, good to be back" he said waving at the Smashers. "How were things with my Replacement?"
"Uh, I'd think I'd rather have the lame ass replacements from that Disney cartoon then yours" Fox pointed out.
"Oh you don't like know what you're talking about" Peach stated. "She was actually very nice and we had a very nice time like shopping yesterday."
"Yeah and like a spending all my money" Mario pointed out.
"Oh that reminds me Mario" Master Hand said turning to him. "For handicapping me a couple of days ago, 5 of your pay for this tournament... will be cut!" He then snapped his fingers as a dramatic music played.
Mario shrugged. "Eh, no real a problem. That's still like an even couple of million-a. A few thousand less won't hurt."
Peach crossed her arms. "I thought like you said that was spending all your money."
Mario sighed. "Alright it's not but it's still a lot on... what like the same pink dress-a over and over again?"
Peach stomped her foot. "Hey it's like more then one outfit over and over again!"
Master Hand smiled. "Well that actually brings me to the first update I wanted to talk about-"
"Hey hold on a second" Samus said looking over at Mario. "You're making two million off this tournament?"
Mario shrugged. "More or less-a."
"Well then how come I only made like 500,000 off doing Brawl then?" Samus asked.
"I'm sure it has something to do with trying to underpower the rights of all women" Zelda stated.
Mario crossed his arms. "Actually it's called your top tier-a fighter gets the most money because he puts the most work in, has the most levels and rights to sign for, the most others to manage and generally gets the most-a for the other games and cash ins-a". Mario took out a piece of paper. "I mean check out the numbers Galaxy's getting in it's first week. I can see it easily a topping the highest sold gamers list."
"Uh, what about Halo 3?" Fox asked him.
"... Besides Halo 3 which came out way before my-a game did and is only a trilogy fad that won't stand a chance now that the main adventures are done with."
"Well actually besides Halo 3 and Wii Play since everyone bought that to get a remote our series will probably get top of 2007 For Diamond" Pikachu pointed out. "And yet I still only made a million off the tournament."
"Yeah me too" Link stated. "And I've been selling with the Wii since it first came out."
"Look you guys this isn't about how much money you're making off the tournament" Master hand stated. "This is suppose to be about the love of the sport, the thrill of compettion, the-"
"Hey hold on a way past uncool second" Sonic held out his hand. "I'm like only making 10G of this thing and that seems way lower then any of you guys are getting."
"Well that's probably because of how you're only here becaue some whiny-a fanboys kept begging not because of actual skill-a" Mario stated.
Sonic turned to him. "No skill? You've seen my way past cool moves and you'll still saying I don't have any game? Now you're gonig down you tubby slow-mo."
"Bring it on you blue sterotypical 90's attempt to try-a and be rad-"
"Would you guys STOP IT?!" Master Hand yelled as everyone looked at him. "Look everyone got the payment necessary for what I figured was fair based on popularity and sales of other stuff you've done. That's all. No need to make a big issue out of it."
"Well how much are you getting paid by Nintendo to make the Tournament?" Fox asked.
"... A few million, but rest assured I spent most of that back into trying to make the tournament as great as it can possibly be."
"I thought you used your powerful ancient hand magic to try and do that" Marth pointed out.
"... All the same, I'm not in it for the money and neither should any of you be." He then took out his notepad. "So the only green I want you to be seeing is in the Color Changes, the first of today's five daily updates."
"Wait a minute, color changes?" Fox growled. "That has got to be one of the biggest wastes of an update I heard yet. I mean everyone know we'll have different colors people can pick at home in that character select screen or that we can choose if we want to when first entering a match. Why make that an update?"
"I couldn't think of anything else" Master Hand said as everyone looked at him. "You know what? I'm not gonna cover that up. It's hard thinking of a certain amount of updates and I'm going to go with the ones I can think of that fit the quoata I want to fill by the end of the tournament. So yeah it's a lame update. I told you that there would be more of those. Why do you think I run through like five or so a day with you? For my health". He points at them. "Because you guys are all very stressful to be around and I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't want to help you enjoy the tournament a bit more okay?"
"Yeah, besides color change isn't all too bad" Yoshi said. "Why for us Yoshi's it's always good to try and change colors if you can."
"And you can in this tournament quite a bit" Master Hand stated. 'Everyone will have six color palette changes avilable to them."
"Why only six?" Link asked.
"Becuase that's how much I could think up for all of you." He twirls his hand. "Believe it or not I don't have an infinite supply of magical hand energy to spend on each update so you're going to have to deal with only having six colors."
"Do those colors include costume changes too?" Pikachu asked. "Becuase I heard people ask online about being able to change attire for a fighter and maybe have that be a way of eliminating "clones" in the tournament."
"Oh great, now I can-a look forward to just being a costume change-a" Said Dr. Mario drunk from a few rooms away.
"Uh didn't you guys move down further?" Ike called out to them.
"Don't tell us what we can or can't do when drunk you stupid nancy boy?" Slurred out Roy.
"If he weren't so tanked I might be offended" said Ike. "Well I still am but it's obvious just drunk talk."
"No it's obious you're a freaking gay ass" slurred Roy again as Ike glared angrily.
"Look no one has to worry about that sort of thing" Master Hand pointed out. "There will be a couple of costume changes but not into other characters. I mean really, what do you guys not get about only a limited supply of magical hand energy?"
Pikachu held out his paw. "Well you know I just figured since you've had so long to work on this tournament-"
"Still a limited supply!" Master Hand stated as he then snapped his fingers. "Now this bright assortment of different attire colored fighter should be shown as well as told about so allow me to show you some o the colors you'll all transform into." He then pointed at Mario as Mario started to glow as four other Mario appeared around him. A Mario wearing white, a Mario weaering black, a Mario in yellow and a Mario in blue. "These are most of Mario choices. See how I worked FIre mario into the different colors."
"I have to admitt though after mastering fireballs-a regularly the whole Fire Mario transformation dosen't seem quite as needed-a" Mario admitted.
Yellow Mario turned to him. "Dude that is totally not a excellente!" He said as Mario looked confused at him.
"Yeah like man where can we like go and shred the Koopas because I'm so going to a kick they're shell" The Black Mario said pounding his fists.
"No a guys we need to think of this in a scientific and ingenious matter-a" said the Blue Mario holding out his hand to the others. "If we can find the best way to attack the koopsa we have the best chance of getting-a even more pizzas."
"Wow, even more a pizzas?" said the White Mario pointing at the other recolors. "You heard the man-a, we need some a strategy to get the-a pizza."
"Wait a minute why do you keep a mentioning Pizza?" Mario said to his other recolors.
"Probably because it's a healthy snack between third dinner" Kirby pointed out.
"No, it's because it's what the Super Mushroom Adult Plumber Italians need-a to kick all sorts of butt-" said the Black Mario.
"The-a what?" Mario said confused.
"You know, the SMAPI" said White Mario pointing at himself. "I'm a LeoMario, leader of the team, that's why I begin with a le-a". He then pointed at Blue Mario. "And that'd DonatelMario, the smart guy of the group." He pointed at Black Mario. "That's RapaMario, the tough guy". He then pointed at Yellow Mario. "And that's a MichaelMario, the jokster and funny one of us four."
"And the a best lover of the pizza-a" said MichaelMario.
Bowser smirked. "Hmmm, the TMNT mixed with the Plumber. Maybe there is almost a way for Mario to be sort of likeable but still not really."
The four mario colors gasped as they looked at Bowser. "Oh no it's a Bow-Shredder, our a mortal arch nemesis-a!" DontaelMario stated.
"Let's pound him to a shreds-a" RaphMario said pounding his fists together.
"Yeah and then we can get a pizza-a" LeoMario stated as they all took out a set of weapons and charged Bowser.
"Cowabunga-a-a-a-a!" The four stated as Bowser breathed a row of fire on them as they all disappeared into nothing.
"Then again maybe there is no way for the plumber to ever be remotley likeable" Bowser stated.
Mario looked at Master Hand confused. "So wait, a why are my recolors a bunch of imitating turtle ninja-a anyway?"
"Well in truth the recolors kind of come from an alternate dimension actually" Master Hand stated. "See since you guys wouldn't let me do anything more to violate you're own "personal rights" I had to find another way of getting colored versions to use for the color changes, so went to dimensions where you exicted but in different colors and chose them. However they kind of carry weird personality traits along with the different sking and clothing pigments. Don't worry though nothing a little of my master magic can't iron out."
"Unless that runs out because yet again you've gone cheap with it" stated Fox.
Master Hand looked at him annoyed and then at the others. "Point is there's a reason why they're acting different and I'll fix that later. For now though.." He snaps his fingers. "Check out this recolor!" A white DK then lands in front of the regular DK. "A White DK? Is this the Yeti DK?"
"Me no black version of a Yeti" Donkey Kong stated.
"Oh don't be fooled by the rubish petruding out of this hand's decriped grasp of attempts at humor" stated the Yeti DK as everyone started incredibley confused at it. "His badly worded taglines in order to find some of gasp of amusement in his annoucement is more tritre and unfounded if you would bother to look past the obvious untruths of his statement."
"... You say funny words" DK said confused.
Yeti DK rolled his eyes. "Very astue my original colored compatriot".
Master Hand thought for a second. "Wow, I must of been to a real opposite verse when I found this one."
"Actually glove you were located in a vector 90 degrees through the dimensional vertex-"
"Yeah that's real great" Master Hand said snapping his fingers as a portal appeared behind Yeti DK. "Too bad you have to go now." He quickly pushed him in and closed the portal. "Man dealing with these alternate yous can be even more a headache then you're regular form."
"Yeah well that's what happens when you just won't go through and sign that other contract." Fox pointed out.
"Hey just don't be lucky I went on a Hand Strike like those jerky WGA writers did otherwise this tournament might never come out." Master Hand then snapped his fingers. "Maybe he'll be easy to deal with though." A black cloth version of Link appeared. "What's this? A Dark Link?"
"Hell yeah I'm dark!" Dark Link said taking out his arrow. "And I'm about to cap all of your asses!" He laughed evily as he started shooting arrows everywhere.
"Jeez, alternate older me is a big jerk" Young Link said barley avoiding one of his arrows.
"Don't worry" Link said taking out his sword and shield as he deflected Dark Link's shot and charged at him. "I have plenty of expierence defeating me." Dark and regular Link's swords collided in mid air as the two stood there for awhile. They moved closer and without warning, regular Link punched his dark side in the face.
"Ow, you ass!" said Dark Link as regular Link shot him in the eye with an arrow. "Ah I'm going to get you fu-" Master Hand then transported Dark Link back to his dimension.
"And just like the other dark me's, defeating them is to do something I normally wouldn't do."
"Hmm, maybe I should follow his advice" Ganondorf said thinking to himself. "Hey Link, how about we "hang out" as "friends" and-"
"I'm not fallign for your trick Ganondumb". Link stated.
"Curses, foiled again" Ganondorf thought to himself. "Hey wait a minute!" He pointed at Master Hand. "you mean there's a universe where Link may be more of a lord of evil then I am?"
"Uh, maybe" Master Hand said shrugging.
"I demand you take me there at once so I can take care of that fairy wearing doppleganger". Master hand shrugged as he opened up a dimensional gate. Ganondorf jumped in. "Here I come you almost likeable Link!" The door then closed behind him.
"Maybe this time I'll find a good dimension for different color characters". Master Hand stated.
"Hey, what about me?" Said a Blue version of link as everyone looked at him.
"Uh, I teleported you in here as well?"
Blue Link Shrugged. "I guess."
"Well I'm teleporting you out now, okay?"
"Sure. Do what you have to do."
"...Okay then". Master Hand teleported Blue Link out and then snapped his fingers as a Samus appeared with blue and yellow armor. "As you can Fusion Suit Samus's is a must."
"Ah, I could of just dressed up in my Halloween costume again if you wanted that" said Samus.
Fusion Suit Samus looked around. "Wait a minute, again?" She then looked around. "What are two other mes doing here/" She then looked through her armor's scanner. "Wait, my chrongocial dectector is off. Did I... jump through time?"
"More like get jumped through time" Master Hand explained. "See I'm looking for recolors and since in the future I sign a deal with you and the others to not take alternate costumes off you as a violation of you're rights I'm taking them from alternate realities. Though in this case I took it from the past instead."
"Wait a minute" Samus said leaping over to Fusion Suit Samus. "You're the me from Halloween."
"And you're the me..." Fusion Suit Samus looked at the Calendear. "Of November 25!"
"Wow time sure does fly when you're catching up with future selves" Master Hand made another portal. "Too bad it's time for you to go."
"Wait, you have to tell me if there's anything I should know about in the future" Fusion said looking at Regular Samus.
"Uh... warn Mario about messing wtih the handicap mode unless you want to be bothered by annoying fangirls."
"Huh?" Fusion Suit asked before getting transported away.
"You know, now you not only have to worry about breaking down the dimensional space barriers, but the dimensional time ones as well" Mewtwo pointed out.
"Eh, I'm sure the timeline hasn't changed at all-" Suddenly the whole mansion blinked for a second and appeared again, looking virutally unchanged. "Told you-" Master Hand said as he looked around the room and gasped. "OH no!" He said going over to one of the walls. "There's a picture of Metal Mushroom here when there use to be a picture of the Giant Mushroom". Master Hand then snapped his fingers as the pictures changed. "Ah, that's better" he said floating over at the others. "See, told you I can handle any dimensional break just fine."
"Hey if that picture changed though, dosen't that mean we could be living in a Sound of Thunder esque changed timeline?"
"Only one way to make sure". He then took out a phone and called a number. "Hello Best Buy? You have any Wiis in?" There was static on the other side. "None at all? Sold out pretty much anytime anyone comes in? Oh thank god. Hey, what about the Playsation 3s?" Static on the other line. "Have a bunch of them? People only buy a couple of weak? Still 400 dollar paperweights. Oh really thank god. And uh you for your time". he puts the phone down. "Okay nothing important to worry about. Onto the next recolor then." He snapped his figners as a black suit wearing Fox appeared. "This is the Dark Fox. That's pretty cool."
"If you think differently you're a fool!" Said the Dark Fox.
"Uh, why did you say that?" Asked Fox.
"Because I like his hat" Dark Fox said pointing at Mario's cap.
"Hmm, I think this one came from the rhyming dimension."
"I do not have a case of chronic depression!" Dark Fox yelled as he was quickly teleported out.
"Yeah in the dictionary I'm going to have to change the defintion of the words "pretty cool" if that's what passes for it" Master Hand said teleporting in a trio of Pikachus. One with goggles, One with a red hat, and one with a green bandana. "Now th-those variations I know you've seen somewhere before."
"Well yeah. One's me with the Ash cap on it's head."
"I'm going to be the greatest trained Pokemon the world's ever known!" said cap Pikachu.
"Oh man I gotta go capture that one" said the trainer taking out a Pokeball.
Master Hand quickly zapped the Pokeball out of his hand. "No pokemon capturing here means no, even alternate pokemon with your kind of hat."
"There's also the Brendon Bandana from Emerald me" Pikachu said pointint to the green Pikachu.
"Well I'd like to think you're just the not banadana version of me but whatever" said the green Pikachu.
The trainer rubbed his head confused. "I thought that was the May bandana Pikachu."
"No it's not. Stop being such a newb" Squirtle said as the other Pokemon laughed.
Pikachu then looked at the goggle Pikachu confused. "And that's... uh wait who wears goggles like that?"
"People who get the most Digivolutions and the most screen time!" Said the Goggle Pikachu. "You better get out your D-something because it's time to go fight some digital evil."
"Uh, why'd you pick a Pikachu who thinks he's from a different MON series?" Pikachu asked.
Master Hand shrugged. "I just thougth the goggles looked cool like they did on PIchu from the Melee Tournament."
"So does this mean there's no chance of me being in Brawl or should I still try and be hopeful?" asked Pichu.
"Uh, I'm not going to say anything besides "maybe" on that one." Said Master Hand teleporting the three alternate Pikachu away. He then quickly teleported in two alternate Zelda. One wearing all black and one with golder hair wearing a yellow dress. "This is the Zelda of Old and the Zelda of uh... goth I guess."
Black Zelda smiled. "Actually I'm the Zelda who knows how to get down and have some fun". She then pointed at herself. "So who wants to see me take off my top? Only 50 bucks."
Captain Flacon was salivating. "oh, I have like 50 bucks right here hot goth Zelda!" He said running over to her.
"How dare you try and sell yourself like that you hussie version of me!" Zelda said waving her fist. "Only men would go to such pervted actions and if you don't stop demeaning me I'm going to put such a big hole in your head-"
"You should not have to threathen people fellow Zelda" said the Blond Zelda happily. "You must show love and compassion to truley be at peace and help Hyrule."
"What kind of logic is that?" Said Zelda looked annoyed at the other Zelda.
Meanwhile Black Zelda and Captain Falcon were shown to be making out. "Hmm, you're a naughty boy aren't you falcon?" She said winking at him.
"Oh you know it mamm" he said pointing upstairs. "And if you want to see how maughty maybe you ought to check out my room-"
"I know an even better place" Black Zelda said teleporting the two away somewhere.
"Hey, only I can do that!" Said Master Hand as he teleported the blond Zelda away.
"Good riddance" said Zelda. "You can only truly preach peace and love once all the inferiors members of a certain sex are gone-"
"Jeez when did the Princess get so... like this?" Young Link asked his older self as she continued rambaling on.
"I blame being around the Hand so much" said Link looking over at Master Hand.
"Hey not my fault if I bring out someone's true nature" he said as he snapped his fingers, as another portal appeared as a golden and black Pit appeared out of it. "Speaking of nature, or not, here's a golden angel and a fallen one."
"I'm the gold so I represent y'all in the Wu-tang!" Said Golden Pit as he pointed at Black Pit. "Unlike this G-sucker who only represents the west sai-de!"
"Y'all trippin dog" said the Black pit taking out his bow. "West side forev fool!"
"Oh I know you ain't be saying that!" Said Golden Pit who also took out his bow.
"Wait fellow warriors of Palutena!" Pit said getting between them. "You should not trade such low class talk with each other."
"Oh who be this fool?" Said Black pit as him and golden turned to the regular pit. "You about to get ya narrow ass kicked in if you don't shut up."
"Uh no he's not" Master hand said teleporting the two Pits away.
"These alternates are even more confusing and terriying different then anyone else I've seen around here" Pit admitted. "And from what I have heard of "rap" cutlure, the only thing more dreadful then they're "gang wars" is they're hideous music."
"You haven't heard hideous rap until you've heard the Pokerap" Ivysaur commented.
"Okay enough fooling around. Time for a couple of more color changes". He then brought in a brown and a yellow attired Ike. "now as you can see these Ikes wear the colors of ordinary soliders."
"Well I think it looks really fabolous on you honey" Yellow Ike said to Brown Ike. " I mean those darling brown jeans? Simply fabolous".
"Oh thanks darling" Brown Ike said to Yellow Ike. "I got them at a sale at Le Swordsman and OMG, they were like such a steal. I think that hottie swords clerk was trying to hit on me."
"I know I'd try and hit on you" said the Yellow Ike inching over to the Brown Ike as the two started to kiss. Everyone looked at this in mass confusion as Master Hand quickly teleported the two out.
Everyone looked over at Ike who glared daggers at them. "DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT SAY ANYTHING TO ME ABOUT THEM!" He yelled out as everyone backed off a bit.
"Uh... moving past that" Master Hand snapped his fingers. "Our final color changes of the day". He then showed a Blue suited Snake, an Orange suited Snake, and a more Gray suited snake as Master Hand pointed at him. "Presenting Snake with his camoflague changed".
The Three Snakes looked at Snake. "Hey" they said.
"Uh hey" Snake said back to them. They looked at each other blankily for a minute as Master hand then teleported them out. "(beep)ing dorks" Snake said to himself.
"So with such a great wealth of varities, I hope you guys find color matches that fit your style."
"Uh I think I'll just wear my regular-a attire for the rest of forever thank you-a very much" Mario stated.
"Hey that was just they're alternate personality. Once I teleport them in and get they're DNA code I can just transfer the color into you through the computer so you wont' have to worry about any alternate genes being in you."
"Well Ike's already got alternate genes..." Marth started to say as Ike took out his sword and started chasing after him. "It was worth it!" Marth said as he continued running away from Ike.
"Look I'll worry about teleporting in the rest codes later" Master Hand said as a light shone down. "Right now though you should all be prepared to meet the latest AT arrival. The one and only Saki Amamiya!"
"Who?" Link asked confused.
"You know, from Sin And Punishment: Succesor To The Earth". Everyone stared at Master Hand blankly. "It was not a title released in English until the Virtual Console so it's kind of a new Japanese import".
"Oh kind of like how we were" Marth said while still being chased by Ike.
"You're not going to be anything soon!" Ike said slashing his sword at Marth. Suddenley a green haired teen wearing a yellow shirt, black shorts and black shoes knocked away Ike's sword as Marth ran back to the others. Ike looked at him angrily. "Hey, what'd you do that for?"
"You shouldn't waste energy slashing at those who are not your foes" said Saki as he knocked Ike away some. "Besides if you were really straight you would not be annoyed by such comments and would just play along-"
"I'm not falling for that one again!" Ike said annoyed.
Master Hand looked over at Saki confused. "Hey, why didn't you enter in the light like I told you?" Master Hand pointed at the light. "I didn't make that for my health you know."
"I was going to but I wanted to interrupt the fighting first" Saki said spinning around his gun-sword. "Afterall isn't that what an "AT" is suppose to do?"
"Oh yeah, true" Master Hand then looked at the others. "And Saki is an AT like no other-"
"Isn't that what you say about all the assist trophies?" Pikachu asked.
"Well... he's one that defintley stands on his own solid ground" Master Hand then pointed at the gun sword. "And his weapon, the Cannon-Sword, is one that combines a gun and a cannon to slice and shoot."
"It pretty much has all the long rang power of a gun as well as all the skill and technique you would need to use with a sword" Saki explained twirling it around. "I don't see the point in trying to seperate the two."
"Well gun fighting and sword fighting are pretty different" Fox said taking out his gun. "I mean it's a lot different blasting at the enemy then it is trying to slice then from such a close range."
"Not to me" Saki said smiling. "Want to see why?"
"Well they gotta see why" Master hand pointed out. "I'm not paying them to just laze around whenever I start giving out updates."
"Even though you pay some of us a lot more then you pay others" Samus said crossing her arms.
Mario looked over at her. "Oh a let go of that why a don't you. Maybe if Prime 3-a could of scored closer to Halo 3's numbers-a you'd get paid more."
Samus sighed. "Too bad they don't allow threathening gun advertisement like you could have on Zebes on this planet".
"Well you still have threathening gun/sword chances for battling on Master hand world, aka here" the hand said pointing at Saki. "Show them what I mean son." Saki nodded as he held out his sword and quickly ran over to Ike, trying to slice him repetivley as Ike barley blocked his blows. "See Saki cuts repeitivley without mercy-"
"Uh, how is this different then what Gray Fox and Lyn and Goroh do?" Link asked.
"This how it's different" Saki said jumping into the air (somewhat magneficnally) and shooting a huge burst of energy from his cannon sword which the others were barley able to dodge. He then smirked as he fell back to the ground, twirling his gun sword around. "Can they do that?" he asked as the Smashers shook they're heads.
"See that's what I meant about blasting and slicing" Master Hand stated.
"Uh that's what I said. You just sort of repeated that after me." Saki pointed out.
"You know it's that kind of attidue that keeps you from being a main playable participant" Master Hand stated. "I mean there were many requests for your inclusions, and I did what I could to make that happen. And though you are pretty cool, you have too smart a mouth to be a Smasher."
"Oh, so that's why you were calling them all idiots then" Saki said as the Smashers all looked at Master hand annoyed.
"I only meant that out of love" The hand stated.
"And I know you also meant the real reason I'm not playable in Brawl is because I'm too "obscure" a character to actually fully particiapte in the tournament" Saki stated. "Which isn't really a problem with me. Don't know if I want to hang around you guys or the hand all the time, no offense or anything."
"A lot taken, try slicing me again and you'll get it more then Marth" Ike said pointing at Saki.
"Well if you think you can, I guess you can try it. Provided you're ready to die" Saki replied smirking some.
"Hmmm, likes showing off, starts fight with the others at a drop of a hat, acts like a jerk to me. He- he does have no problem fitting in" Master Hand thought to himself before looking at Saki. "Okay Saki since you're not part of this dream cast of main roles and only part of a bigger dream bunch of supporting characters, no fighting the Smashers. You can go fight some of the other assist trophies though."
"Well I could always use a workout so I hope they provide one" Saki said as he was then transported from the main hall to the Assist Trophies room. "Hey where is everyone?" He then looked around and saw a bunch of the assist characters on the floor, bleeding and moaning and pain as he walked over to them. "What happened to you guys?" He asked.
Knuckle Joe (looking fairly injured himself) looked over at him. "Man, it was awesome. All us assists had our own brawl and uh... guess thinks got sort of brutual at the end." He was able to move his arm to point up. "Unfourantley all the healing items are up there and uh... kind of don't have the strength or stamnia to go up there to get them..." he started as Saki aimed his cannon sword and blasted a whole in the cieling as a bunch of healing items dropped down and started healing the other assists.
"Yes! I'll live to throw hammers another day!" The Hammer Brother said as he was healed.
"Just so long as it's not in my face" Andross grumbled. "I mean between the Hammer in my eye and Fox's stupid bomb nearly blowing me to shreds, the ruler of Lylat has a lot of people to make suffer."
"Yeah, who would that be?" Devil asked as Andross looked at him angrily. "Hey don't make me shake you to another part of the room" the Devil pointed out.
"Okay now that you're all healed, time you had another brawl. All of you vs me" Saki said twirling his gun sword. "At least if you think you are a match for my sword/gunmanship skills."
"I am more then a match" Samurai Goroh said taking out his sword as Saki looked at him as he quickly put it away. "But uh... I'm not stupid enough to get beaten around by another swordsman... cause they cheat" Goroh commented quickly mumbling the last part.
"Yeah well who is?" Saki said looking around. "I mean weren't there suppose to be some other swordsman around here?"
Little Mac looked at him. "Well Lyn and Frank are kind of uh... preocupied".
"Doing what?" Saki asked. Meanwhile, a couple of bedrooms away Gray Fox and Lyn were shown lying under the covers naked, smiling at each other.
"Hmmm, so glad you have more then one big mono eye" Lyn said rubbing his stomach.
Frank rubbed her backside. "And I'm glad you know how to descend gallantly but slowly at the same time." He kissed her on the lips. "Want to try that again?" he asked.
"Oh you know it" she said as they pulled each other under the covers.
Back in the Assist Trophy room, Little Mac looked around. "Let's just say they found more interest in each other then whose the best swordsman."
"Oh" Saki said while sighing a bit. "Well guess I'll just have to fight with you guys."
"Back in my day fighting was only done with pitchforks" Mr. Resetti commetning looking up at them. "And you had to walk up and down 10 blocks to find a good one to use, and they didn't call it blocks in those days. They just called them long holes. And I had the biggest long hole out of all you whippersnappers-"
"Okay, found my first opponent" Saki said aiming his cannonsword at the chattering old mole.
Back in the main room Master Hand twirled his glove a bit. "Oh and I should mention that Saki speaks in English-"
"Uh yeah we know that" Fox said rolling his eyes. "Cause uh, maybe that's what we were ALL speaking."
"Well hey sometimes I don't bother giving you non english speakers translators and you just have to find out on your own."
"That's what you did to me!" Marth pointed out. "All I could speak was Japanese when I first got here and you guys kept smashing me in with the hammer because that's what you said "Training mode" meant."
Bowser chuckled. "Oh yeah, those were some good times." Marth starred at him angrily. "Well obviously not for you, but who cares?"
"Here's what I care about even if some of you don't: the updates" Master Hand sighed. "Though like some other ones, this one is kind of one I just pulled out of my hand hole in order to find something to talk about."
Falco sighed. "So it probably involves something like we can walk and chew bubble gum at the same time mentality then".
"Yeah sort of does". Master Hand held out a paper. "Because the next update is... Charged Special Moves."
"... You know maybe you should just not do an update every day if you're just going to give us stupid ones like that" Falco pointed out.
"But I like giving you updates every day. Besides I am sure this will be useful to someone. Like maybe you new guys" Master Hand looked over at the new Brawl smashers. "Come on, I'm sure one of you's interested in how to charge up a special move."
"Uh, I've been doing that way past 10 years to have to re-learn it" Sonic stated.
"Yeah and some of us don't even have charged moves we know of" Ivysaur pointed out.
"Well, let's just go over them for the heck of it.". Master Hand pointed at Link. "Now mastering these chargable subset of special moves is important, like mastering your hero's bow."
"Oh, you mean this?" Link said taking out the bow as he started to charge it.
"That's right. Now these moves are done by holding yourselfs down, or the button down in the game, to increase the speed and power of the attack. If you press yourselfs down firmly for awhile, you'll unleash the move at full strength. If you're unfamilar with your moves this should really be the first thing you should try."
"Or if you want to pierece through magical hand flesh" Link stated as he released the bow. Master Hand barley teleported out of the way. "Isn't dodging a charged smash ruining the demonstration?"
"Not if it's in my face" Master Hand stated as the arrow broke through part of the wall which Master hand quickly fixed. "Okay and for Pikachu the charged special would be your Skull Bash."
"You know I probably should have a different side special then Skull Bash" Pikachu pointed out. "I mean it's a move I only learned in the original games by way of TM and ever since it became a non TM move I can't even learn it. I mean technically I shouldn't be able to do Skull Bash and Volt Tackle in any real way."
"You could in that Digimon dimension, and here" Master Hand pointed out. "Besides, what would you have chargable that wasn't Skull Bash?"
"How about Iron Tail?" Pikachu offered. "Chargeable, a move I can actually learn, and it fits with the current generation."
"Uh, since that would require changing your moveset which I already detailed in, no." Master Hand pointed at him. "I mean what makes you think I would change someone's moves they've had for the last tournament just because something else came out?" Pikachu pointed at Mario. "Uh, that's different... F.L.U.D.D had a contract to be in this time."
"That's right" F.L.U.D.D stated. "I really hosed them down about being in, and I'm sure everyone wet themselves in anticpation in seeing me submerge the compettion-"
"Enough with the stupid puns-a" Mario said throwing away F.L.U.D.D again.
"Point is you got Skull Bash so use it." Pikachu started charging up his skull bash looking at Master Hand. "Not on me though!" He said as Pikachu rocketed into the air, just above Master Hand. "Thanks for not hitting me" the hand started to say before being smacked by Pikachu's glowing tail as it smashed into the ground.
Pikachu landed and looked over him. "See? Iron Tail is a good move to use."
Master Hand got up. "Maybe, but use that again here and it will be "plucked off and put in Kirby's sandwitch" Tail."
Kirby cheered. "Yeah! Tails are always good for a good between the twenty three meal snacks."
Master Hand looked at some others. "Of course then there are those special moves you can charge even after you started powering them up and initally stop."
"Huh?" Everyone asked him.
"You know, moves like DK's Giant Punch and Samus's Charge shot." The two started powering them up. "And you better use those on OTHER people."
"DK know what to use this for" Donkey Kong said as he finished charging up his Donkey Punch.
"What, some kind of (beep)in college party, cause there's plenty of (beep)in DP's there" Snake stated.
"This isn't any ordinary DP though" Master Hand pointed out. "Not only can you use these moved at different charge level, but still charging charge moves can also be held at the maximum limit and can be dehcarged by using your shield." He then pointed at the smoke coming from DK's arm. "See smoke out-"
"Ah, me on fire!" DK said running around the room.
"When you reached your maximum charge" Master hand finished.
Donkey Kong stopped running. 'Oh. Nevermind then."
"(Beep)in idiot" Snake muttered.
Donkey Kong then Donkey Punched him across the room. "You stupid for insulting me DK fist" he stated as Snake smashed into the wall on the other side of the room.
"Yeah! That's another reason you don't mess with the Kongs!" Diddy said taunting Snake.
The legendary mercanarey got up and looked at the two apes. "I'm so putting (beep)in bombs in they're beds tonight" he thought as Snake dusted himself off.
"See, it's those kind of maximum charge techniques that are super important to unleash at the right moment for fighters like DK and Samus."
Samus pointed her charged gun at Master Hand. "Glad you didn't forget about me" she said.
"Hope you didn't forget about what I said about using them on other people."
"Yeah yeah". She then looked at Mario. "Try and get away with making more then me will you?" She then shot her blast at Mario.
"Did you forget I'll just-a cape it back to you?" He said holding out his cape.
"You could do that" Samus said slyly pointing at Master Hand. "Or anywhere else you wanted." Mario smirked as he then angled his cape as he knocked the shot to Master Hand, who barley avoided being blasted.
"Hey, what did I just say?"! The hand angrily yelled.
"You said aim it at someone else. You didn't say they couldn't aim it back at you" Samus pointed out.
"Fine, but next time you try something like that, I'll have a group of fanboys replace me for updates, and they're remotes will include seek and destroy functions" Master Hand threathened as the Smashers looked around nervously. "Yeah that's what I thought". He then looked at his list. "Okay up next on my agenda for today is Lucas's Final Smash."
"That's good to hear" Lucas pointed out. "I was wondering when you would get around to announcing it."
"Hey you should of gotten around to announcing my way past cool Final Smash" Sonic said pointing at the hand. "It's rad to the bone."
"More like a ripoff to the bone" Mario pointed out as Sonic looked harshly at him.
"Yours will come in time Sonic. For now though it's Lucas's time to shine". He then took out a Smash Ball. "And shine you will with the infamous PK Starstorm."
"Does that involve me using my PK powers to make star energy rain down on everyone?" Lucas asked.
"Close. It involves using meteroite PSI power to rain down a rapid barrage of powerful energy bolts."
"And you called me the uncool ripoff" Sonic pointed out. "Any slow mo can go and do that."
"Oh yeah-a? Let's see you try and do that" Mario challenged.
"Uh... give me that Smash Ball and I will." Sonic rushed to try and grab it but Master Hand teleported away from him. "Hey don't be a Finals hog."
"I told you impatient hog, wait your turn". He then threw the Smash ball as Lucas caught it and absorbed it. "Right now though Lucas got it, after a fierce battle I might add."
"I don't recall any fierce battle" Lucas stated as he started to glow.
"Uh... must of happened when you weren't paying attention" Master Hand stated quickly as Lucas was glowing blue everywhere. "Okay all you need to do is call down the attack name and the energy storm will begin."
"Good thing I got like a new umbrella-ella shopping yesterday" Peach said taking it out as everyone rolled they're eyes. "What? You like think it's a bad color."
"Actually I think-a it's not going to do any good in an energy-a starstorm" Luigi said taking out a blue turtle shell. "Luckly I've got turtle armor-a" he said putting on the turtle shell and hiding in his shell in the corner of the room.
"Wow, now even my own a brother has become an alternate TMNT-a ripoff of me." Mario said rollign his eyes.
"Hey I'm only a that last thing- I mean shut up-a" Luigi stated as Lucas started to gather even more energy. "Oh no it's a starting."
"Well I guess I am, unless anyone else wants to go and take cover" Lucas said as everyone ran to the other side of the room. "Okay then. Time for P..K... STARSTORM!" He called out as energy balls started reigning down through the room as the Smashers jumped to avoid being hit by the attacks.
"See? And tensions only increase more as the Storm continues" Master Hand said avoiding some of the energy balls. "These things all rain down at about the same time, so it's more advantagerous on smaller fields and worse on larger ones."
"In that case we should he should of tried this at the temple!" Young Link stated rolling to avoid a few Starstorm bolts.
"Oh no. I'm not having some young boy ruin my temple with his ltitle enegy display" Zelda stated teleporting to avoid some of the balls.
"Still, this is one of those moves that has certain advantages and disadvantages depending on the terrain" Master Hand pointed out as the energy shower stopped.
"Well I'm glad to see everyone see my powers displayed without getting hurt" Lucas stated.
"That's cause you're still a wimp I reckon" Dedede stated before one last PK Starstorm Bolt crashed into him. "Reckon I should of shut up" he said charred.
"Yeah you probably should of" Ness said as he and Lucas laughed a bit as Lucas stopped glowing. "Seriously though awesome move Luc" Ness said giving him a high five.
"Thanks but I'm sure your Final Smash will be just as good" Lucas stated.
Ness nodded. "Thanks. Wonder what it will be though? Maybe it will be me decked out in all of my Franklin badge esque armor being able to blast around the entire board at great speeds."
"Or maybe psychially moving everyone around for awhile and sending them off stage with much more ease the normal" Lucas pondered.
"Well actually it will be a less powerful but more rapid blast of Starstorms since I'm not coming up with 35 unique Final Smashers but I don't think you have to know that" Master Hand thought to himself. "Well whatever it is I'm sure you'll like it."
"Well I would know already if you didn't make it so imposslbe to read your mind with your upgraded Mental shield" Ness pointed out.
"That's only so you won't find out all the good/great/terrible secrets I have about this tournament" Master Hand snapped his fingers. "Speaking of Tournament, that brings me to the Final update I have for you today... Controls."
"Control what?" Marth asked.
"Uh game controls. This mode allows you in the game mode to assign button configurations however you wish." The Smashers groaned.
"This one dosen't even involve us!" Fox yelled out.
"Yeah well it would if you actually played the game version more" Master Hand pointed out. "Besides this is a way of letting people who may not like the default controls to change them however they wish." He then looked at them all. "Now if no one wants to hear about that then you can leave but..." He then saw that most of the Smashers had quickly scattered out of the room. "I knew I shoudn't of give that option" The hand muttered to himself.
"Hey like I still want to hear about those button thingies" Peach said waving at the hand. "They'll be good for like when I Brawl with Di when like the game comes out."
"Well at least SOMEONE wanted to hear about the controls" Master Hand called out.
"Hey me too" The Trainer said being the only other person in the room. "After all a good trainer has to know how to control his pokemon as best as he can, even if he is just doing it with a remote control."
"Well guess I can just give an update with only two people here" Master Hand said to himelf as Captain Falcon teleported in. "Okay, make that three."
"Man, that was the best 8,000 dollars I ever spent" Captain Falcon said to himself with kiss marks all over his face. "That Dark Zelda sure knows how to show me her moves."
"Hey pay attention to the moves I'm showing!" Master Hand said holding up a diagram of the various control types. "We're talking about controls, and to input your own you have to give it a name."
"Oh just like when I start my adventure" The Trainer mentioned. "Though a lot of people who play through it give me such weird names like 'Stupid' and 'Ass' and 'Pokemon Di-'"-
"Well you shouldn't be using swear words for my the input controls here" Master Hand pointed out. "What is important to know is that the button configurations are tied to the specific name you give it. Once you do that, any time you choose it afterward you'll automatically get to play with it."
"Can I automatically play with Dark Zelda whenever I want" Captain Falcon said raising his hand.
"Unless you give me her number and she charges less steep rates then Susie hand- I mean no" Master Hand said shaking his head back and forth. "As I was saying though, this can be applied to any of the control types." He held up the Gamecube controller. "Even this" he said throwing it away. "Or this" he said taking out the Wii Remote. "Or this" he said taking out the classic controller. "Or this" he said holding up the PS3 Controller. "Wait, how did that get here?" he said tossing it away. "Stupid boomerang thing". He then took out the Nunchuck controller. "I meant this though. And the Nunchuck as a special "Shake Smash" feature that will allow you to do a smash in whatever direction you shake. Consider it a special bonus"
"A real special bonus would be putting me in the game, or else I'll totally try nuking Japan again" said a familar voice as Master Hand blasted it with lightning.
"How many people are going to ask to be in this tournament?" Master Hand asked.
"150 And More to see?" The Pokemon Trainer asked. "Or is that 491 And More For Another Few Runs?"
"Both would fit" Master Hand noted holding the nunchuck. "Also you can turn tap jump off, which means cutting the up direction on the control stick as a jump."
"Yeah since I don't think anyone even used up anyway to jump" Captain Falcon pointed out.
"Well that is a reason to make it not as option, as well as making it easier to do an up attack without jumping in the air.
"Oh yeah like that has happened to me before" Peach says.
"Well it's happened to a lot of people in the game actually" Master Hand pointed out.
"I meant in real life. Like one time I was thinking of kittens when I was in a fight and like thought I was jumping up to get one when I really meant to like kick Roy or like someone else in the face."
"Well that'd be better then the kick in the ass we got out of the tournament" Roy said drunkully on the couch.
"Wonder if I should tell him that I was thinking of putting on an add-on expansion packs for the game so they might eventually be playable in the tournament at some point" Master Hand thought to himself. "Ah, maybe when he sobers up I'll tell him" Master Hand then started speaking again to the others. "Anyway you can try out these new configurations to your heart's content and try and find the perfect combination."
"Oh I know that already" Captain Falcon pointed out. "Me plus Dark Zelda plus a hot tub plus maybe some whipped cream-"
"Hey stop turning me on- I mean saying that". Master Hand looked at the others. "Point is once the game comes out you can try them, but know if you decide to play at a friend's house the configuration won't be there and sending it up again is sort of a pain."
"Oh but like I wanted to try that out at my new fan friend's house" Peach said sad.
"Yeah and I wanted to try out at random trainer's houses I crash at for a night before helping them with a problem with they're pokemon before completly forgetting about them" The Pokemon Trainer said also saddened.
"Ah, but I didn't miss that detail though so came up with a back up idea". He then took out the Wii Remote Control. "See all you need to do is us the button to open the menu on the names list and press 1 and 2 on the remote. After that, your name and your control settings will be saved into the remote, and you can transfer that over at your friend/random stranger's house to play with your button configuration." The Trainer and Peach cheered. "See, took care of that problem." He smiled. "I mean I hate to say it but when it comes to this tournament, I really have thought of everything."
"Except how to make lame updates interesting" Marth called from another room
"Or a putting me into the tournament-a" Dr. Mario called out drink from another room.
"Or like how many licks it will take to get to the tootsyroll center of a tootsie pop" Peach stated.
"Well uh... almost everything" Master Hand admitted. "But at least on that controll thing I did though.
"Wait, so what happens if you don't have a Wii-mote though? Can you save with other controllers?" Captain Falcon asked.
"Uh... you can't."
"Then you really haven't thought of everything for that have you?"
Master Hand paused for a second and snapped his fingers. "Oh look, a portal to Dark Zelda's dimensional just popped up, only avilable to those who don't complain about the controller types."
"I can't go back there now." Captain Falcon pointed out. "I kind of ran out of money and that's why I got sent back in the first place-"
"Uh if they never complain to me again they get this Master hand Master Card" Master Hand said as a credit card appeared in his hand.
Captain Falcon grabbed it. "Score... and I'm going to score" he said as he jumped in the portal as it closed.
"Okay guess that wraps up the updates" he said looking at the two remaining. "You can go now."
"Alright! Now I can like try and cash like my paycheck for this thing" Peach said as she walked off.
"And I can go wash my balls... of poking" The Trainer said as he walked out.
"Well at least I have some time to myself now" Master Hand said as another portal appeared. "Or not". Another giant glowing hand appeared in front of Master Hand. "Who are you?"
"I'm you from the future" the other Master Hand said. "And I've come to warn you of the evil Alternate Master Hand whose come to try and destroy your dimension-" Suddenly another Master Hand teleported in, this one wearing a dark red glove and cackling with blue electrical energy. "Uh, looks like I arrived too late" said the future hand. "Weird how that happens in the future."
"There will be no future here!" Said the alternate hand. "This universe like all others will crumble before Mega Master Hand! Mwahahahhahahaha-" It's laugh was cut short as it was hit by something and fell to the ground unconcious.
Master Hand looked down at his alternate self. "Well looks like this thing was useful after all" he said picking up the PS3 controller and then destroying it. He looked over at his future self. "So I guess this didn't happen in the future."
The future hand shook it's head. "No. He imprisioned me and took over the universe so I guess that's changed."
"Still, for trying to imprion me and take over the tournament he will have to be punished" Master Hand teleported him away. "There, I chained him up in the inescable room of torture and he will be forced each day to do the unthinkable."
"You mean..." Future Hand started to say.
Master nodded. "That's right. Forced to play Mortal Kombat Advance for the rest of eternity."
"Wow, if he wasn't so evil that'd be too cruel a punishment". The future hand looked at the regular hand. "Hey want to come to the future with me and see how high Brawl's first week sales are now that the universe has been saved?"
"Sure" said the other hand as the two teleported off as the camera panned out of the mansion.
THE END!
Well that's it. Hope you enjoyed this chapter and remember to review it. And hope to make more past this silvery 25th one and such.