Journal,
Yeah, I know I already talked to you today. Shut up.
I hate you. You made me figure shit out. That didn't help me! You asshole, you!
I went to go tell Eli about that thing we talked about, but she said Roder-ass cancelled the wedding. I know what you're thinking. "That's a good thing! That means you two can go on dates and kiss and stuff!" First of all, ew. Second of all, I didn't finish. Why would you interrupt me like that? Jeez.
Roder-ass cancelled the wedding, and so her parents, who are here, by the way, I didn't tell you, are forcing her to go back to the States with them.
I hated Eli's parents before. I hate them so much more now. I could melt their faces in scalding chocolate, and I would laugh and laugh and laugh so hard the angels would cry tears of sulfuric acid. That's what angels cry.
This is all your fault. Now what will I do? Follow her to the airport? Haha, yeah right.
Wait.
I love you, Journal.
-The Awesomeness Gilbert
AN: When he's on the plane he's going to meet Billy Idol, and he'll tell him their tragic story, and eventually the whole first class section will listen in, and I really hope you know what comes next. I'm not going to say...