Once every year, villains from all over Fair City battle it out in different events for the Fair Villain Cup. The winner, last time, was Mr. Big. Of course I won't let that happen again. Tobey and I were packing our bags to go for a week in a town called Middlingville where they actually watch our battles as a sport.

"Tobey, do you have to go?" Becky asked.

" Oh yeah. Forget about me." I murmured.

" You too, Seminara. Are there even any rules in these Olympics?" Becky wondered. I closed my suitcase and faced Becky.

" You can use any invention or power that at least one villain has already seen. Which means I can use all my powers and some of my babies." I explained.

" Wait... you have other powers besides holding men in place and creating children?" Becky said in shock.

"Um..." I hesitated. I wasn't about to tell her about my shrinking powers."I swim like a pro."

"Well... I'll miss you two. See you in a week!" Becky exclaimed.

Uncle, Lady, Tobey, and I waved goodbye to Becky and Ecce the next day as we went into the van. It takes a while to get to Middlingville so we had to leave early. In the van...

" Are we there yet?!" Tobey whined.

" Not yet, Tobey! And shouldn't it be Seminara that is asking this? It is her first year." Uncle replied.

"So... who should I look out for?" I asked.

" Oh! Definitely Victoria. It is a contest with a trophy. She'll do anything to win." Tobey advised.

" And don't forget Mr. Big. He hates you." Uncle added.

" Overall, don't trust anyone during this contest, match, tourney. We are all villains." Lady said. Tobey groaned as he pressed his cheek against the window.

" How long was this journey LAST year?" Tobey complained.

" Look! There's the borderline." Uncle pointed out." We're in Middlingville."

" Yeah, but it took forever!" Tobey whined.

" Will you be quiet, be silent, shut up?" Lady yelled, irritated.

" Could this piece of junk have gone any faster?! I could've gotten there much faster if I took a robot!" Tobey retorted, arms crossed.

" And don't you know how to drive?" I inquired. Uncle slammed the brakes on the van.

" You can drive?!" Uncle said, more angry than shocked.

"Uh... yeah. But I didn't want to waste gas and I figured you wouldn't mind. So when you asked if I wanted a ride, I took it." Tobey finished off with a smile. Uncle was grasping the wheel, pissed off.

"Oh hey! A pizzeria! I'm famished!" I said, trying to get Uncle's mind off of Tobey.

"Ooh... cheese!" Uncle pulled up at the pizzeria." Let's hope they have cheesy crust!" I glared at Tobey as we got out of the car.

"I just saved your ass. You owe me." I muttered. The four of us went in to see a man in his forties.

"Ay! I know you!" The man exclaimed. He had an Italian accent."You're Two-Brains! Oh, I was rootin for you last year at the Villain Olympics. You hungry? Everythin's on me!"

"Uh... thanks... uh... what's your name?" Uncle said.

"Valencia Boleno, at your service!" His smile soon faded when he saw me." Who is the newcomer?"

" This is my niece, Seminara. She's the new villain they're going to introduce at the Villain Olympics." Uncle explained.

"No way!" Valencia gasped." She's Scien-Coipo?! The villain that has all of Middlingville talking?!"

" Wow... I'm popular. That's a first..." I said.

" Come on! Come on! Sit! I know what you want! You want our six cheese special with extra cheese and cheesy crust." Valencia gestured us to a table.

" Aw come on... can't we take this to go?" Tobey complained.

" Y'know, we don't have to sign in until 7:30. It's only noon. And aren't you hungry?" I responded.

"No." Tobey said, arms crossed. At that moment, his stomach growled. The three glared at Tobey.

" Unless there is a giant bear hibernating in your stomach, that was a lie." I smirked. As the pizza came, Tobey sighed.

" I'm not hungry." He went and snatched two slices of pizza." I'm starving!"

After we all ate pizza, we went to sign in at the Middlingville Arena. There was a woman with bushy, black hair and green eyes.

" Hello. I am Mirena. State your name, villain name, age, and powers and inventions you will be using. Let me remind you that you must've used this invention and/or power on either WordGirl or a villain. No new inventions or powers can be introduced in the arena." Mirena explained. Uncle was first.

" Steven Boxleitner. I am known as Dr. Two-Brains. I am 28. And I have the power to communicate to mice. I have my cheese ray and my amnesia gun this year." Uncle stated.

" Now, Doc, you know that you must say Squeaky's name too. You two together make Dr. Two-Brains."

" Mirena... you know me! And you know Squeaky! Can I go?" Uncle said.

" Alright. You're good. You may pass." Mirena moved out of the way for Uncle. Lady was second.

" I'm Beatrice Bixby, also known as Lady Redundant Woman. I'm 27. I have the power to make duplicates, copy, clones of myself."

"Okay, LRW. You can pass." Mirena moved for Lady." Oh Tobey... you're here again..."

" Yes. I, Theodore McCallister the Third, sixteen year old boy genius with my intellect and capability to make robots, am here to challenge the villains again." Tobey said with full confidence.

" Tobey... they made a trophy for last place just so you could have a reward for coming in last..." Mirena started laughing."... for the past four years!"

" Will you let me by?!" Tobey yelled, furious at Mirena.

" Alright. Alright." Mirena replied. She moved out of the way so Tobey could pass. Last was me." Well you're a new face. Who are you?" I cleared my throat.

" My name is Seminara Ero Boxleitner, or Scien-Coipo. I'm sixteen and I have the power to create different types of specially advanced babies and to activate inventions that I have made with this watch." I held up my wrist."And this container." I gestured to the container on my waist."I also have the power to stop people with my hands and the power to shrink."

" Oh, so you're the new one. Has anyone seen your stopping ability?" Mirena asked.

" WordGirl has seen it. Tobey has seen it. My uncle Two-Brains has seen it. And Lady has seen it." I replied.

" Okay, what about your shrinking?"

"I believe that only Uncle and Mr. Big know about my shrinking powers. I can shrink objects as well as myself if they're in my hands."

" Alright. How many inventions will you be entering with you in this arena?" Mirena continued.

" Only my Semi Shoes. Wait... does the watch and container count?"

"I guess so. Scien-Coipo... can I call you Sci?"

"Oh fine." I replied.

" So Sci, you may pass. The hotel is at the very front. Everything behind that point is the arena." Mirena moved so I could walk by. The four of us went into the hotel. We were given room cards. I was in a room with Victoria. Yeah. Lovely. Tobey somehow got his own room. Uncle had a room with Chuck. Not too bad. Lady's room was next to mine, a room which she shared with Ms. Question. We all went to Tobey's room to talk about the games tomorrow. And trust me, this will be fun.