WELCOME BACK MEEPS! How's life? Summer is beautiful. I stole my neighbor's raspberry bush. I mean, I stole raspberries from my neighbor's bushy beard. Hmm? Is something wrong with that sentence? Nope? Alright then. Enjoy tis!
Disclaimer: I ate a chocolate naruto the other day, meaning the only naruto I own, is that digested mushy clump of chocolate poop in the toilet.
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Me, *Sticks head through hole to future* "WOAAAHHHH" *Starts screaming head off*
Everyone else, "WHAT!? Lemme seeeeee!"
Me, "No way! Sasuke, you marry Karin!"
Sasuke, "Itachi's girlfriend?!"
Itachi, "HMMMMMM?!" *Starts pounding on Sasuke's head* "You little brat! I hated you from the very begginning!"
Me, "Wait, ooops. That's not Karin… YOU MARRY NARUTO!"
Everyone, *Trying to see*
Sasuke, "YES! YAY!" *Sees everyone deadpanning at him* "Er, I mean… NOOOO WHY NARUTO?"
Me, *Slaps Sasuke on the back and causes his contact lens to roll out.* "Niceeee, wait, YOU WEAR CONTACTS? BLINDY!"
Itachi, *Nod nod* "I wonder what your fan-girls/ boys have to say about this."
Sasuke, "NOooooop. Dont tell them!" *Grabs at Itachi's face but too blind to see what he's touching.*
Me, "Why in the world are you touching Itachi's lips?" *Gets fuming mad* "YOU INSOLENT LITTLE-" *Falls out of hole into the future*
Sasuke, *Tumbles after me* "Woah, what is this place?"
Me, *Squints* "Kon Oha Hot Rings?"
Sasuke, *Even blinder* "Con artist hots print."
Me, "Cool, I wanna eat some hot rings!" *Drags Sasuke into room* "Huh? Why do they separate girls and guys when it comes to eating hot rings?" *Scratches head*
Lady at desk, "Welcome… ladies this way, men that way…" *Looks bored out her mind*
Me, *Punches Sasuke* "Heard that dumbo?! We getta eat Hot rings! Yipee!"
Sasuke, *Too blind to think* "Huh… alright…" *Follows me into ladies room*
Lady at desk, "Huh? HEY WAIT SIR… WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING!" *Glares after seeing Sasuke enter the ladies side* "Well… I guess he could be a girl…" *Yawns*
Me, *Stops all of a sudden* "Man, it's sure hot and I see steam coming out the room. This place must have some really good hot rings!"
Sasuke, "Uh huh…" *Luckily, room is empty*
Me, *Sees sign* "Please pot on swim suits before entering" *Digs swimsuit out of bag. Tosses a towel to Sasuke* "Guess they want us to eat hot rings in water?"
Sasuke, "Umm… Shik?" *Starts to realize something is wrong after seeing a bunch of ladies in the water and no men.*
Me, *Ignores Sasuke* "PERSON, I WANT A BOWL OF HOT RINGS, RIGHT NOW!" *Sinks into water*
Sasuke, "Hey you!" *Pokes me rudely* "Im blind but I think this is the ladies only side… and it's not a hot rings store… IT'S A HOT SPRING!" *Ends up screaming in my ear.*
Me, *Blink* "Huh… right… whatever... " *Falls asleep in water*
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Me, *Wakes up hours later to the sound of screaming girls* "Huh?" *Sees Sasuke running around while girls throw buckets and pails and shampoo at him, while running after him.* "Looks like you got your own fan club"
Sasuke, "WAHHH COME AND SAVE ME!" *Gets tossed over the wall separating the genders*
Me, *Blinks* "HEY. WHERE ARE MY ONION RINGS?" *Screams and throws a fit. Then climbs over wall to men's side* "WE ARE LEAVING SASUKE! THIS PLACE HAS HORRIBLE SERVICE!"
Men, "Woahh… she's scarier than my mom…"
Me, *Glares death glare at all of them.* "WELL, I SHOULD BE! And stop looking."
Sasuke, *Already knocked out by the fan girls but then gets dragged over the spiky rocked pavement… boing… BOING… ouchy…*
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Me, "Ahh… home sweet home." *Sleeping on a gigantic tomato bed*
Sasuke, *Crawling on the floor, trying to find his contact lens*
Me, "Ooooh, Sah Soo Kee-boy (Says like Pegasus from yugioh), Thart thy looking for something?"
Sasuke, "Arrrrgggg!"
Me, "Contact lens? Oh… right… I found some pieces of glass on the floor the other day… decided to mail them to my neighbor… as a prank."
Sasuke, "Which neighbor?"
Me, "The one on the right."
Sasuke, "But that person is a perfectly normal, 100% human…" *Groans* "Meaning… I can't go visit him or her…" *Puppy dog eyes directed at me*
Me, *Raises eyebrow and sticks out hand*
Sasuke, "Fine… I'll give you… my xbox to use for a week."
Me, *Hand is still sticking out*
Sasuke, "A month?"
Me, *Shakes head and sticks chin to ceiling*
Sasuke, "FINE! IT'S ALL YOURS!"
Me, "Deal. Tomorrow morning… we will go visit… Triple G."
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New character alert! :) Btw, have any of you read liar game? It's a pretty good manga/ tv drama based on criminal stuff.
-Naruto016