Bianca farted thunderous, deep pitched brassy tuba toots to fly around as she and Aria Meloetta were flying high in the sky, while Arceus watched the two fly through the clear blue sky from his white puffy clouds.
"Hmm... that Bianca chick really loves to fart." Arceus stated as he sipped some tea, noticing that Diancie popped up right by him. "Oh, Diancie, didn't expect to see you here."
"I'm so sad!" Diancie pouted as she folded her arms, shaking her head. "I never get to go on weird, wild adventures like that icing loving slut, Meloetta!"
Arceus blinked as he watched the two girls fly by him, using his godly powers to block the rotten sulfur like smell of Bianca's farts, turning back to Diancie. "Well, for one, do you want to get associated with farting?"
"...maybe I do." Diancie stated as she rubbed the rock attached to her. "Logic be damned. I don't care if I have a rock for my butt!"
Arceus squinted his eyes as he shook his head. "You really crave attention, huh?" Arceus shrugged as he sipped his tea again. "Maybe I should have made you Carbink's evolved form after all..."
Diancie gasped as she felt insulted, with Meloetta laughing as she and the farting Bianca came flying back, with Meloetta pointing at Diancie.'
"Ha ha! You suck!" Meloetta stated, pulling out some vanilla icing from her green hair, munching on it.
"Why does she have a rock for a butt?" Bianca asked as she had her hands on her brass burping butt cheeks. "It must be hard for her to poop!"