If Ruby Rose was sent to the undergorund, RWBY Undertale crossover
Ruby: Falls into the mountain into the underground "Oof, Whoa where am I?"
Flowey: "Howdy child."
Ruby: "Whoa a talking flower, that's so cool."
Flowey: "You wanna know what else is cool" emerges multiple deadly pellets "These friendliness pellets."
Ruby: "Friendliness pellets, that sounds awesome."
Flowey: "It is, catch as many as you can."
Ruby: "Okay, OW! What the hell, that hurt."
Flowey: "HA! Down here its a kill or whoa what are"
Ruby: takes out crescent rose "Die you little bitch!" attacks Flowey
Flowey: goes underground
Ruby: "Damn it he got away from me."
Toriel: "Hello small child, my name is"
Ruby: "OOOOO a goat monster."
Toriel: "Sweetie, you should know"
Ruby: "DIE!" kills Toriel
Toriel: "AAAAHHH" dies
Ruby: "A killer flower and a goat monster, I wonder what else I can kill here."
Weiss: "Ruby, I don't get it. I'm two years older than you, how are your boobs bigger than mine/'
Ruby: "Simple answer Weiss, I... Drink, milk."
Weiss: "... Excuse me."
Two hours later
Yang: "So anyways," walks in dorm "I was thinking OH MY GAWD, Weiss!"
Weiss: Mouth and body covered in milk with several empty milk jugs scattered across the dorm "DON'T JUDGE ME!" cries then starts to chug another jug of milk
Ruby: "Yoohoo, are there any monsters in here."
Sans: "Hey kid."
Ruby: "OOOOO, you're that skeleton guy that mysteriously disappeared."
Sans: "Yep and I want to talk to you about love, or in other words, level of"
Ruby: "DIE!" Swings crescent rose
Sans: dodges "Whoa, are you insane?"
Ruby: "I'm not insane, I'm just a teenager who's obsessed with weapons and killing things."
Sans: "... Yeah I'm pretty sure you got problems."
Adam: "I don't get it, Blake left me for an idiot like you, how is that even possible?"
Sun: "Maybe because I'm nice to her, I help her whenever I can instead of guilt tripping her onto my side, or maybe its because I never fucking stabbed her."
Adam: "Naw, that can't be it. Clearly there's something wrong with Blake."
Sun: rolls eyes "Yeah clearly."
Adam: "I just don't want to be alone."
Sun: "Well is there anyone else you know that's um... Edgy and sadistic and crazy?"
Adam: thinks
Two weeks later
Cinder: "You know Adam, I never knew how sexy you can be."
Adam: "I can't believe it took me this long to figure out how sexy you are."
Cinder: "You ready for some fun."
Adam: "You know it." takes off mask
Cinder: "Oh gawd."
Adam: "What?"
Cinder: "I'm sorry, but you are just crazy ugly. Can you put the mask back on, cause I don't think I can do this with that face."
Adam: "Fine." Puts mask back on
Cinder: "Okay, I can get into this, the mask is kinda kinky now that I think about it."
Adam: "If you wanna talk about kinky, how's about you wear these." holds cat ears
Cinder: "Are you fucking serious?"
Adam: "What? You're a disgusting human, how else am I suppose to fuck you?"
Cinder: "That I can understand, but why cat ears specifically?"
Adam: O_O "... Uhhhhhhhh?"
Chara: "Hello Ruby Rose."
Ruby: gasps "OMG!"
Chara: "Thank you for killing everyone in the underground I"
Ruby: "You are just so cute, aw look at those stubby little legs."
Chara: "What, my legs aren't stubby."
Ruby: "AAAAHHH I just want to squeeze you until you pop." Tackle hugs Chara
Chara: "HEY! Let go of me," struggles "I am not cute, I am the lord of darkness!"
(A/N lol, I recently got into undertale and I had to write about it)
