Things My Little Brother Asks

by Dana-Eliza

Gaara asks Kankuro and Temari the most embarrassing questions and they need to find the right way to answer them. Crack fic, really short chapters and a very unknowing Gaara. Before Shippuden. Now translated in French - /s/11475622/1/Things-My-Little-Brother-Asks

25. Kankuro tries the trick

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'Kankuro?'

'Yeah, what's up?'

'Why do people have sex?'

'…'

'I just don't get it. It doesn't seem very nice and the thought of something being sticky…'

'Uhh, hey. Can you go to the store and get me some new oil?'

'If you answer my question I will.'

'B-but for Temari you did groceries without even having her answer your question! This was supposed to work!'

'I did groceries, because I need to eat as well. Oil is for your puppets and do not concern me. Now answer my question. What makes people want to have sex?'

'B-because it's good!'

'How is it good? It sounds awful and I never want to do it.'

'Then why question me about it?! You're not going to do it anyway!'

'Because I want to know why other people would want to do it. So why do people have sex?'

'B-because it feels good and then something good happens…'

'What kind of good?'

'You, uhh… orgasm…'

'… What's an orgasm?'

'Oh, god…'

Characters © Masashi Kishimoto

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