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Inside the Cobra Mother Ship, the transformed Cobra Commander became furious that henchmen has failed once again and he was not pleased that they brought back two canisters filled with the Supernatural and Unnatural chemicals or the fact that Lt. Falcon was captured.
"You've fail to take all the chemicals and brought only two canisters of both of them each? And you let them capture Lt. Falcon?" The transformed Cobra Commander furiously questioned his henchmen.
"But Cobra Commander..." Tomax started.
"We accomplished..." Xamot added.
"Our primary mission!" Xamot and Tomax finished their sentence at the same time.
"Bullshit, you twin idiots! You didn't take the rest of the chemicals! Which means that all of you have failed me!" The transformed Cobra Commander shouted in fury as he whipped his tail at them.
"That's because you underestimated them, Cobra Commander! They're even stronger, more powerful and better than ever, now that the Baroness and Storm Shadow's on their side! And they used my weapons against us!" Destro stood up to the transformed Cobra Commander and said it in his face.
"What the hell are you saying, Destro?" The transformed Cobra Commander sneered.
"We've failed because your incompetent leadership, Commander." Destro snarled at the transformed Cobra Commander, only for the Cobra Commander grab him by his throat with his tail.
"Dammit, Destro! I warned you not question my leadership!" The transformed Cobra Commander hissed at Destro as he choked the life out of him.
"Wait!" Dr. Mindbender said.
"What? What is it, Dr. Mindbender?" The transformed Cobra Commander demanded.
"We can still take the rest of the chemicals and rescue Falcon tonight. The power plant closes at 9:30 pm. So we must strike at 9:00 pm tonight while the Joes are still holding Falcon hostage." Dr. Mindbender said as the transformed Cobra Commander released Destro and threw him on the ground.
"Fine. I will give all of you one last chance. If you fail me again, you will all die by my hand!" The transformed Cobra Commander warned them.
"Eliminate us and there will no one left to follow your orders." Destro arrogantly said with a smile on his face.
"Don't be so sure, Destro. I got humanoid snakes to replace you all as my henchmen. Remember, they share a special bond with me. Which means that they obey my every command." The transformed Cobra Commander reminded him about the humanoid snakes with him.
"Oh, is that so, Cobra Commander?" Destro arrogantly asked.
"Yes, it is so, Destro. Remember, I'm giving you all one last chance. If you fail, you will all die. And I'll hire some more henchmen that will do a better job than you. I have sssssspoken." The transformed Cobra Commander warned them before he and his humanoid snakes went back to his chamber inside the Cobra Mother Ship.
"Now that he's gone, we must get to work immediately." Dr. Mindbender said.
They went to the prison chamber of the Cobra Mother Ship, where the still injured Serpentor, Pythona and Scarlett are still locked behind bars. Scarlett's long red, wavy hair was still a mess with her tears dried in her face.
"What took you so long, everybody?" Serpentor asked.
"We had our hands full, trying to achieve our goals to get the ingredients for the Alternator device." Destro answered.
"We've got the crystals and the two canisters of the Supernatural and Unnatural Chemicals in place, Serpentor." Dr. Mindbender informed the Cobra Emperor about the ingrediants for the Alternator device.
"Excellent. Now we must focus on getting my revenge against G.I. Joe and Cobra Commander by switching my crippled body for Scarlett's beautiful and virtuous body." Serpentor said as he struggled to get up, due to the wounds he sustained from the brutal battle with the transformed Cobra Commander.
"Forget it, asshole! You're not taking my body away from me!" Scarlett yelled defiantly until Pythona back slapped her in the face so hard, Scarlett lost consciousness.
"Careful with her, Pythona. I don't my new body damaged bably once I get inside of it." Serpentor told her as the Neo Vipers help their soon to be leader of Cobra out of the cell.
"My apologies, my Emperor. Her resistance is becoming irrelevant." Pythona apologized as the Crimson Guards picked up the unconscious Scarlett and took her lifeless body out of the cell.
"Yes but still, nothing will be irrelevant when I put her beautiful body to great use against the Joes and those who stood in our way. Now everyone, get to work. This I command!" Serpentor commanded as they went to Dr. Mindbender's lab in the Cobra Mother Ship.
Back at the power plant, the Joes are their tents enjoying themselves while Taurus, Red Dog and Mercer are in the tent to keep the traitor, Lt. Falcon from escaping.
The Baroness in Duke's body was watching Scarface (1983) with Shipwreck, Gung-Ho, Alpine, Bazooka, Quick Kick, Tunnel Rat, Law, Big Lobb, Barbecue, Dial-Tone and Ripcord. Her favorite scene of the movie is Tony Montana's last stand against Sosa's henchmen.
"Say hello to my little friend!" The Baroness in Duke's body mimicked Tony Montana's line when Scarface shot at Sosa's henchmen with his machine gun.
"You really like this part. Don't cha Baroness?" Alpine asked her about that scene.
"Of course, Alpine. I've watched this over 100 times." The Baroness in Duke's body excitedly answered.
"100 times? That's got to be a huge movie watching record!" Shipwreck was shocked to hear that.
"Qwaunkkkkkk! Guess that makes her a Scarface fan. Qwaunkkkkkk!" Polly said.
"Yeah but don't treat her like an Al Pacino Groupie, Polly." Shipwreck told his parrot.
"Yes but everytime I watched that movie, I have thoughts about what Cobra would've or would not accomplish." The Baroness in Duke's body said.
"Let me guess. If Tony Montana can get rich by sellin' drug in Miami, then Cobra could rule the world, cliche super villany, etc, etc. Right?" Barbecue asked.
"Yes, but after Tony got rich, he became very egotistical, arrogant and paranoid." The Baroness in Duke's body answered, describing Scarface's character in the 1983 movie.
"Just like Cobra Commander." Bazooka said, comparing Cobra Commander to Tony Montana by their characters.
"Yeah but Serpentor's much, much worse when he kicked ol' chrome dome to the curb and become Emperor." Gung-Ho said.
"That is true. I thought Serpentor would make a perfect replacement for Cobra Commander but all he does is ranting, raving and saying that stupid catchphrase "This I command" over and over again until it became extremely annoying like Cobra Commander's voice." The Baroness in Duke's body told them about Serpentor and how annoying her former Emperor really is.
"Speakin' of which, everytime you yell, scream and shout, you sounded like a transgender or a women with a deep voice. Are you a guy?" Tunnel Rat unknowingly questioned her gender by the sound of her voice, offending her.
"Dammit, Tunnel Rat! Why you gotta ask her about some shit like that for, man?" Big Lobb yelled at his Rawhide teammate as he slapped him on the back of his head.
"C'mon, Big Lobb. I was just curious. That's all." Tunnel Rat said.
"To answer your question, Tunnel Rat, darling. I'm a real woman and sometimes my voice sounded very manly when I shout, yell or scream. You saw my nude photos that Dial-Tone accidentally hacked when you were trying to hack some information from Cobra Headquarters about their latest evil scheme last year, remember?" The Baroness in Duke's body answered Tunnel Rat's question and randomly brought up the nude photos of her old body that Dial-Tone accidentally hacked a few months back.
"Aw, Baroness. Why did you have to be the black cat and bring bad luck on everything?" Dial-Tone complained.
"I'm a femme fatale, remember Dial-Tone? I used my beautiful body to get what I want. At least, I used to until I switched with Duke." The Baroness in Duke's body told him.
"Oh. Uh, Right." Dial-Tone said, scratching his head.
"Oh and Dial-Tone. I want those nude photos of me back because I'm showing my nudity to Duke only from now on and I do not want you nor any of you men to see them again. OK?" The Baroness in Duke's body demanded Dial-Tone that she wants her nude photos back.
"Uh, yeah. OK." Dial-Tone responded, looking intimated.
"Wait. Here comes the best part of this movie." Shipwreck said as they watch the part where Tony Montana goes on ranting and raving after Sosa's henchmen shot the machine gun out of his hand and shot him multiple times. After they shot him multiple times, Tony continued to rant and rave until Sosa's henchmen and assassin, the Skull shot and killed him with the double barrel shotgun, causing Tony's dead body to fall into a fountain.
"Now that's how you end this picture! Goin' out with a bang!" Shipwreck exclaimed excitedly.
"Yes but everytime I watched that part, sometimes I wonder if that could happen to Cobra Commander or Serpentor." The Baroness in Duke's body said.
"Hey, Scarface's death spelled his demise. If that happened to him, then it can happen to Cobra and their empire." Quick Kick said.
"True but you have to pick them apart, piece by piece. It's not that simple but it'll be worth it." The Baroness in Duke's body told them something about crumbling Cobra's reign of terror.
"Eh, fuhgetaboutit. I was gonna ask you about how you tits are but I changed my mind." Tunnel Rat said that, offended the Baroness in Duke's body, causing her to slap him in the face.
"How dare you insulted me about my breasts, which my new boyfriend, Duke has right now since he's in my beautiful?" The Baroness in Duke's body yelled at Tunnel Rat.
"Touchy, touchy." Shipwreck said.
"Remind me not to say that to a woman. Especially about her body parts." Alpine said.
"Sorry, Baroness. Gez. Duke's hand musta packed a huge punch." Tunnel Rat rubbed his face after receiving a powerful slap in the face. Then they heard a fight broke out outside.
"Damn. Now what?" The Baroness in Duke's body demanded as they got outside to see Cross-Country and Leatherneck fighting each other.
"Fuck you, Leatherneck! Instead of destroying my country music playlist, all you have to do is ask me to turn it off!" Cross-Country angrily shot at Leatherneck.
"I did, you goddamn country boy! But you didn't listen to me! You kept that stupid country music playin' which pisses me off!" Leatherneck shot back.
"Looks like you two got problems with each other. Does this have somethin' to do with Cross-Country's music?" Lift-Ticket asked.
"You damn right it is, Lift-Ticket! I'm sendin' that obnoxious hillbilly straight to the hospital!" Leatherneck answered.
"Oh no, you don't guys. I'm not gonna let you beat up each other." Lifeline tried to play peacemaker, being a pacifist that he is.
"Hell yeah, we are!" Cross-Country and Leatherneck shouted as they pushed Lifeline to the floor and started fighting each other. Even Lt. Falcon is laughing evilly from the cage.
But the Baroness in Duke's body stood in and said "ENOUGH! Stop it, you fools! We will not have this tonight! Take your anger toward each other out on Cobra instead!"
"Sez who?" Leatherneck demanded.
"Sez me, darling!" The Baroness in Duke's body answered right in Leatherneck's face.
"Aw, shoot. Now we're taking orders from a former Cobra." Cross-Country complained.
"That's because I have experience in leadership during my days in Cobra and believe me when I tell you this. I am so quick to lose my patience and my temper. So if you do not want me to lose them both, then stop it. OK?' The Baroness in Duke's body warmed them.
"Yes, ma'am." Cross-Country replied.
"Yeah, yeah." Leatherneck replied as well.
"I cannot hear you." The Baroness in Duke's body pretended that she didn't hear them.
"Ma'am, yes, ma'am!" Leatherneck and Cross-Country replied loudly in the Military way.
"Good. Now shake hands, make up and return to your posts." The Baroness in Duke's body told them.
"Eh, does make up means a kiss in the lips?" Leatherneck asked as the Joes moan in disgust.
"Of course not." The Baroness in Duke's body answered.
"Good cause I'd rather shake hands with him than to do that. No offence to those who did." Cross-Country said.
At General Hawk's tent, Hawk was having a discussion with Duke in the Baroness' body, Flint, Lady Jaye, Beachhead, Sgt. Slaughter and Roadblock.
"We may have captured my estranged younger half brother and kept the chemicals away from Cobra but they could still find a way to get past us and get them." Duke in the Baroness' body said, folding his arms.
"But what about Scarlett, Duke? We can't just forget about her." Lady Jaye reminded them about Scarlett.
"Are you nuts Lady Jaye? Rescuin' her is what Cobra wants us to do." Beachhead protested it, knowing that it would be a trap.
"How could you say that, Beachhead? Cobra captured her for God knows what they'll do to her." Lady Jaye questioned Beachhead about what he said.
"Yeah and they may use the Alternator device on her." Flint added.
"I hope not, Flint. All I can say now is that I hope and pray that Scarlett will stay alive while we find a way to save her." Duke in the Baroness' body said.
"You still care about your ex?" Beachhead asked.
"She maybe my ex-girlfriend, Beachhead but she's a Joe just like us. She's trained for situations like the one she's in right now." Duke in the Baroness' body answered, reminding Beachhead that Scarlett's a G.I. Joe.
"Duke's right, Beachhead. So there's no reason to write her off but you're right about what you said. Cobra may be setting a trap for us when we try to raid their territory." Hawk agreed with both statements.
"But we got to save her, sir. She's like a family to us." Lady Jaye pleaded.
"Duke, Flint and Lady Jaye are right. If we don't come up with somethin', then Scarlett will die." Roadblock agreed with Lady Jaye.
"I agree with you, Roadblock. We could at least bring up the search party squad to get her out of there alive." Sgt. Slaughter said.
"I would, Sgt. Slaughter but that would be suicide." Hawk disagreed.
"But at least, we could come up with a plan." Flint said.
"No. Not yet. Not until the time is right." Hawk said.
"But General Hawk. Scarlett's life depends on it. We have to..." Duke in the Baroness' body got cut off by the screams of Lt. Falcon from the cage in the other tent.
"It's Falcon's voice! Come on!" Hawk said as they headed to tent where Taurus, Red Dog and Mercer were keeping Falcon from escaping.
"What the hell's goin' on here?" Sgt. Slaughter demanded an answer from the Renegades.
"He was acting strange when he fell on his back, screaming." Taurus reported as Falcon is screaming, laying on the floor on his back. He got back up and ran the cage bars.
"Duke, help me!" Falcon cried.
"Help you? After you betrayed me little brother? Hell no, I won't!" Duke in the Baroness' body refused.
"But Duke, you don't understand! It's not me! It's my evil side!" Falcon pleaded his older half brother to help him.
"Are you serious?" Duke in the Baroness' body asked in his suspicious tone.
"Yeah! I'm dead serious, Duke! Help me! Help me before... AAH!" Falcon continued to scream in pain before his evil side regained control of his body, laughing evilly in front of everybody.
"The Schizoid Personality Disorder is getting worse. This is something that his doctor feared." Doc informed Hawk about Falcon's S.P.D.
"You're right about that, Doc. Falcon's getting worse without his medication." Lifeline added.
"Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. He was in Mental Hospital? With all due respect, sir but what the hell is going here?" Duke in the Baroness' body demanded answers from General Hawk while trying to figure out what's going on here.
"Oh, my god. Duke, we have to talk in private." Hawk said after learning that Duke in the Baroness' body heard what Doc and lifeline said.
"Privately? But why not..." Duke in the Baroness' body asked.
"Just do as I say and don't give me no second thoughts." Hawk told him.
"Yes, sir." Duke in the Baroness' body reluctantly replied as they walked back to Hawk's tent.
"Oh no, you don't, Duke! You come back here and look me in the eyes!" The evil version of Lt. Falcon called out Duke in the Baroness' body.
"What? Are you taunting me?" Duke in the Baroness' body was beside himself when he heard Falcon calling him out.
"Yeah but more than that, I'm calling you out!" The evil Falcon answered with a evil smile on his face.
Hawk grabbed the shoulder of Duke in the Baroness' body and said "No, Duke." but Duke in the Baroness' body snatched his shoulder.
"Don't try to stop me, sir! I want to look him in the eyes and talk to him!" Duke in the Baroness' body said.
"Duke, I changed my mind. I'll tell you more about it right now." Hawk decided that he had no choice but to tell Duke in the Baroness' body the truth in front of the Joes.
"All right. What else do you know, sir?" Duke in the Baroness' body asked.
"The Doctor who treated Falcon told me the Schizoid Personality Disorder could possibly consume him. Without his medication, the disease spreaded a lot further. If Falcon doesn't muster enough will power, he'll cease to exist and his evil side can take over his body forever."
"So in order to defeat the enemy from within, you must face yourself." Storm Shadow spoke like a ninja.
"Storm Shadow, are you talkin' about the way of the warrior stuff or just talkin' in riddles?" Alpine asked, trying to know what Storm Shadow meant when he said that.
"Aw come on, Alpine. Storm Shadow's right. Anyone can be their own worst enemy, you know." Quick Kick said with the cocky tone of his voice.
"With all due respect, sir, why didn't tell me about that sooner?" Duke in the Baroness' body said with a harsh tone on his voice.
"I had a discussion with the doctor and General Colton. We reluctantly agreed that we didn't tell you. Otherwise, you'll take it real hard. His S.P.D. is extremely serious and..." Hawk told him the rest of it until he got cut off by the evil Falcon.
"Made me a member of Cobra! You made the biggest fucking mistake by lying to him, Hawk. You may have let the cat out of the bag but it's too late. I intended to bring mistrust between you two." Falcon revealed his elaborate plan to the Joes, angering both Duke in the Baroness' body and General Hawk.
"Why did you lie to me, sir? Why didn't you tell that his S.P.D. is extremely serious?" Duke in the Baroness' body angrily demanded.
"Watch your tone, Duke! I warned you that I will not tolerate any gross insubordination!" Hawk growled at him.
"I'll show you insubordination, mister!" Duke in the Baroness' body shouted as he proceeded to punch Hawk in the face until Roadblock, Gung-Ho, Shipwreck, the Baroness' in Duke's body and Flint restrained him while the other Joes restrained Hawk.
"Let me go!" Duke in the Baroness' body demanded to be released.
"No, Duke! We cannot let you do something that you'll regret!" The Baroness in Duke's body warned him.
"And why not?" Duke in the Baroness' body asked.
"Because you are doing what Falcon and Cobra wanted you to do. They wanted you to lose your composure and make a mistake so they can capitalize it and destroy you." The Baroness in Duke's body worriedly answered.
"The Baroness is right. And when that happens, that won't be right. So save your super punch until the next time we eat Cobra for lunch." Roadblock agreed with her.
"Wrong, Roadblock! That'll be the opposite of it. And we're gonna do it, right now." Falcon disagreed as he pointed at the sky. It was the Cobra Mother Ship.
"Oh, no! They brought the Cobra Mother Ship!" The Baroness in Duke's body cried.
"And they're back for chemicals!" Lady Jaye added.
"Get your guns and defend the Power Plant!" Hawk commanded.
"YO JOE!" The Joes grabbed their weapons and proceeded to get in their vehicles but the Cobra Mother Ship shot missiles at the vehicles, destroying them in the process.
"No! Not my H.A.V.O.C. tank! I put a CD player in to play my country music! You reptilian sons of bitches will pay fer this!" Cross-Country whined as he shot his machine gun at the Cobra Mother Ship.
"Quit cryin' like you're about to shit yourself, Cross-Country!" Leatherneck shot at Cross-Country.
"I will be as soon as you stop being an asshole, Leatherneck!" Cross-Country shot back.
"Stop arguing and keep shooting, you fools!" The Baroness in Duke's body yelled at the bickering Joes.
"Roadblock, use the remaining H.A.V.O.C. to shoot down that damn ship!" Hawk ordered Roadblock to get on the remaining H.A.V.O.C. and take down the Cobra Mother Ship.
"You got it, General! YO JOE!" Roadblock replied as he got on the remaining H.A.V.O.C. and a few missiles at the Cobra Mother Ship.
"Roadblock has shot missiles from the remaining H.A.V.O.C.! We must intercept them at once!" Destro informed the members of Cobra of Roadblock's attack and attempted to intercept them with missiles of his own.
"No, Destro! Why intercept the missiles when we could outsmart the Joes, get pass them and snatch the chemicals from them?" Serpentor's voice stopped him while his body is hiding the shadows.
"Serpentor's right, Destro. We got the same equipment we had before when we took the DNA of Genghis Khan to bring our beloved Emperor to life." Dr. Mindbender said.
"But Serpentor, Cobra Commander is unaware that we gave you your new body. Let alone the fact that we also planned to betray him and strip him of his leader position." Zartan informed Serpentor about the Cobra Commander's unawareness of their plans.
"Yes, Zartan. But we are going to do more than conducting the final nail in the coffin for Cobra Commander, we will use the Alternator to turn back to a normal weakling as he is. After we get the chemicals, we must capture the Baroness and bring her back to Cobra." Serpentor said, shocking everybody.
"But Serpentor, why? She betrayed us and joined G.I. Joe! Why bother bringing her back?" Destro questioned Serpentor order to capture the Baroness, hoping that he doesn't get angry.
"Because Destro, we have a trick up our sleeve to make her return to us. But it will break her heart while she remains in the body of a G.I. Joe. I am sure that she'll make the right decision and return. If she does not, then she will die along with her teammates." Golobulus said after he and Cobra-La appeared from the shadows.
The missile hit the Cobra Mother Ship and the ship started to fall toward the power plant.
"G.I. Joe has shot has the Cobra Mother Ship. But it is falling toward the power plant! Everyone, evacuate at once for safety!" Dr. Anderson cried for evacuation as everyone in the power plant ran in panic and fled the power plant for safety.
"The Cobra Mother Ship has been hit! All units, evacuate the area right now!" Hawk ordered the Joes to evacuate the power plant.
"You three, get Lt. Falcon out of the cage and make sure that he doesn't escape!" Duke in the Baroness' body told Taurus, Red Dog and Mercer to get Lt. Falcon.
"Yes, sir!" Taurus, Red Dog and Mercer replied as they went to the tent to get Lt. Falcon out of the cage.
Everybody but the three Renegade members and the caged up Lt. Falcon evacuated the power plant as the Cobra Mother ship continues to fall.
"Between me and you, Baroness, how do you live with the fact that you have your breasts bouncing around like a basketball?" Duke in the Baroness' body complained to the Baroness in Duke's body about her breasts bouncing on her former chest.
"Do not be ridiculous, Duke, darling! Women are born with their breasts remember?" The Baroness in Duke's body reminded him that he's inside her body.
"Yeah but you could've told me about the size of your them and don't ask me about the size of my penis!" Duke in the Baroness' body argued.
"How could you say that to me? I do not have to ask you about your penis size! All though it was bigger than Destro." The Baroness in Duke's body argued back.
"Can you two talk about this, later? Lady Jaye cut off their argument.
"Fine!" The switched up Duke and the Baroness both exclaimed at the same time, giving each other the angry stares.
Taurus, Red Dog and Mercer got their guns up as they use the keys to the cage, unlock the door and let Lt. Falcon out.
"You're coming with us, my dear boy." Mercer said
"Make one move and we'll eat ya for dinner." Red Dog warned Falcon about trying to escape their grasps.
"Too late, shithead." A very arrogant Falcon told him as he laughed at their faces as he pulled out the gas grenade and Taurus, Red Dog and Mercer started coughing and sucked the knockout gas in their mouths until they collapsed.
"Later assholes! I'm outta here! COBRA!" Falcon cried as he left the tent.
"Falcon capacitated the Renegades! Stop him before..." Hawk hollered for Falcon's recapture before Flint spoke.
"General Hawk, look!" Flint pointed at the Cobra Mother Ship and discovered that Cobra used the movie equipment to make the Cobra Mother Ship look like it was damaged but apparently, it was not.
"Oh, no! We've been tricked!" The Baroness in Duke's body cried.
"Son of a bitch! That damn Cobra Ship wasn't hit at all!" Duke in the Baroness' body shouted in anger.
"We've been had by smoke pots and special effects!" Hawk added.
Back inside the Cobra Mother Ship, the forces of Cobra brought out the giant game machine like claw to get the chemicals to complete the Alternator device.
"The chemicals are in room on the top floor. Use the claw and take the whole room if you have to! We must not fail our Emperor again!" Dr. Mindbender instructed the Neo Vipers to launch the giant claw inside the power plant building.
"COBRA!" The Neo Vipers responded by launching the giant claw through the building and took the whole room where the Supernatural and Unnatural Chemicals are being kept in.
"NO! My life's work! They took it all away!" Dr. Anderson cried in disbelief.
"Let's get them back, now!" Duke in the Baroness' body said as he started to chase after the Cobra Mother Ship.
"Duke, no!" The Baroness in Duke's body warned him as she, Flint, Lady Jaye, Beachhead, Snake Eyes with Timber, Storm Shadow, Roadblock, Gung-Ho, Shipwreck with Polly, Barbecue, Leatherneck, Cross-Country, Wild Bill, Lift-Ticket, Ace, Ripcord, Dusty, Lifeline, Alpine, Bazooka, Rock N Roll, Recondo, Thunder, Quick Kick, Mutt with Junkyard, Spirit with Freedom, Sci-Fi, Airtight, Mainframe, Dial-Tone, Low Lite and Hawk ran after him.
"Dammit, Duke! Stop!" Hawk added.
"We gotta reach him before Cobra kills him!" Flint said.
"After we bring the room full of chemicals inside the Mother Ship, use the Handgun Dillion Aero Miniguns to shoot down the Joes! But we don't want to kill the Baroness in Duke's body! At least not yet!" Dr. Mindbender instructed the Neo Vipers to use the Handgun Dillion Aero Miniguns to shoot down the Joes.
When the Neo Vipers in the Cobra Mother Ship brought out the Handgun Dillion Aero Miniguns and shot at the Joes.
"Neo Vipers got their machine guns!" Quick Kick warned.
"Quick, everybody! Duck for cover!" Beachhead called as the Joes ducked and dodge all of Cobra's bullets while Duke in the Baroness' body back flipped and cartwheeled many times to avoid being shot.
"Whew! I'm really gettin' the hang of this body! That was one hell of a workout!" Duke in the Baroness' body said as he tries to catch his breath.
"How could you..." The Baroness in Duke's body complained to him before she got cut off by him.
"Baroness, shut up and duck!" Duke in the Baroness' body told her as he pinned her down to avoid getting her shot.
"What the hell is the meaning of this, Dr. Mindbender?" The transformed Cobra Commander demanded for answers when he stepped back on the scene.
"Cobra Commander? You are not supposed to be..." Dr. Mindbender protest until the transformed Cobra Commander cuts him off by using his tail to grab him by the throat.
"Silence! And step aside!" The transformed Cobra Commander threw Dr. Mindbender, sent him hurling to the ground.
"Cobra Commander, don't!" Dr. Mindbender protested but the transformed Cobra Commander pushed the Neo Viper off of the Handgun Dillion Aero Minigun and decided to shoot the Joes down himself.
"STOP!" Destro shouted when he, Zartan, Major Bludd, Firefly, Scrap-Iron, Copperhead, Xamot. Tomax, the Dreadknoks and the Iron Grenadiers rushed to the scene.
"Out of my way, you fools! They must die, COBRA!" The transformed Cobra Commander cried as he endlessly shot at the Joes who continued to duck and dodge those bullets.
"Baroness, are you all right?" Duke in the Baroness' body asked as he got back on his feet.
"Die, Duke, die! COBRA!" The transformed Cobra Commander cried as he targeted Duke in the Baroness' body.
"Duke, look out!" Hawk cried as he ran toward the switched up Duke and the Baroness.
The transformed Cobra Commander shot at the Duke in the Baroness' body.
"DUKE!" The Baroness in Duke's body screamed out Duke's name.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Duke in the Baroness' body screamed as the bullets from the transformed Cobra Commander were coming at him but General Hawk got in front of Duke, used his own body to protect the Baroness' body and took the bullets, meant for Duke.
Hawk screamed at the top of his lungs in pain as he received multiple gunshots on his back.
"Hawk?" Duke in the Baroness' body softly said as Hawk fell on his arms.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Lady Jaye screamed in anguish.
As Duke and the Baroness in each other's bodies gently put the wounded General Hawk down, Hawk said "Well, men, this is it. I did all I can to lead you all to this point. Now, this is goodbye."
"Somebody, help him! Lifeline! Doc! Attend to General Hawk, now!" Duke in the Baroness' body called for Lifeline and Doc. Then all of a sudden, a tied up rope came from the Cobra Mother Ship and lassoed the Baroness in Duke's body as she screamed at the top of her lungs.
"Duke, help!" The Baroness in Duke's body cried for Duke's help.
"Baroness! Guys, stay here with Hawk until help arrives!" Duke in the Baroness' body told them as he ran after his Eastern European lover and grabbed her feet.
"Duke, my body is lighter than yours, remember?" The Baroness in Duke's body reminded him.
"Ah, shit! I forgot!" Duke in the Baroness' body said. Then the rest of the Joes grabbed him and held on into each other to pull them down. Even Timber and Junkyard had to grab on to the belts of Snake Eyes and Mutt.
"Yeah. We figured that you might need some help due to the Baroness' body weight and her lack of strength." Flint said, mentioning about the Baroness' body weight.
"Do not insult me about my body weight, Flint." The Baroness in Duke's body warned him.
"At least we're together, right?" Bazooka asked.
"Right!" The Joes replied as the rope continued to pull up the Joes.
"What? I didn't order you fools to capture the Joes! I want them fucking dead!" The transformed Cobra Commander was not amused the rope was pulling the Joes inside the Cobra Mother Ship.
"I understand that you are displeased about this one, Cobra Commander but we made other plans for the Joes." Destro explained.
"Like bringing the Baroness back with us." Zartan added.
"WHAT? She chose to betray us and joined G.I. Joe! So why would you decided to bring her and the Joes back to Cobra Island?" The transformed Cobra Commander protested and demanded answers.
"You will know soon enough, Commander." Dr. Mindbender answered as he got back on his feet.
"They're in!" Major Bludd announced as all the Joes are finally inside the Cobra Mother Ship.
"Close the door!" Dr. Mindbender told the Neo Vipers to close the doors of Cobra Mother Ship to seal the Joes inside so they escape.
"Crap! They got Duke and the others. Doc, how General Hawk doing?" Sgt. Slaughter asked Doc about Hawk's condition after he got shot in his back.
"Not good, Sgt. Slaughter. We need to get him to a hospital fast." Doc answered after he saw some blood coming out of Hawk's mouth and forehead.
"Go do that. After we find out about Hawk's injuries, we must fall back to the U.S. Flagg." Sgt. Slaughter told Doc.
"Roger that, Serge." Doc replied before he radioed for the Ambulance.
"The next time I see you Cobra, you're going down!" Sgt. Slaughter swore for revenge.
Back inside the Cobra Mother Ship, Duke and the Baroness in each other's bodies, Flint, Lady Jaye, Beachhead, Snake Eyes with Timber, Storm Shadow, Roadblock, Gung-Ho, Shipwreck with Polly, Barbecue, Leatherneck, Cross-Country, Wild Bill, Lift-Ticket, Ace, Ripcord, Dusty, Lifeline, Alpine, Bazooka, Rock N Roll, Recondo, Thunder, Quick Kick, Mutt with Junkyard, Spirit with Freedom, Sci-Fi, Airtight, Mainframe, Dial-Tone & Low Lite are surrounded by dozens of Neo Vipers, Crimson Guards and Cobra Foot Soldiers as the transformed Cobra Commander, Dr. Mindbender, Destro, Zartan, Major Bludd, Firefly, Scrap-Iron, Copperhead, Xamot. Tomax, the Dreadknoks and the Iron Grenadiers watched on.
"Damn you all to hell, Cobra! You've crossed the line!" The furious Duke in the Baroness' body furiously growled at Cobra as Roadblock and Gung-Ho untied the Baroness in Duke's body from the rope.
Dr. Mindbender laughed at his statement and taunted him by saying "Quite a anger and a sense of humor you got here, Duke. It reminds me of the former Baroness we use to know and loved."
"I'm still the same Baroness who has yet to redeem herself, Dr. Mindbender! And we shall do to all of you will not be a laughing matter!" The Baroness in Duke's body hissed.
"Yeah cause we'll put you chumps in the hospital in a matter of minutes!" Leatherneck added.
"Fer destroyin' my Country Music playlist!" Cross-Country yelled at Cobra.
"You can take your Country Music and shove it up your fucking ass, you G.I. Chickenshit!" Zarana taunted Cross-Country.
"If someone's a chickenshit around here, Cobra, it'll be the likes of you!" Mutt said as Timber and Junkyard growled at Cobra.
"Looks like 32 Joes will be enough to counter the odds." Beachhead said.
"You really need to do some math, Beachhead." Flint told him when he saw lots of Cobra foot soldiers surrounding them.
"Yeah cause instead of addin' and subtractin', Cobra's multiplyin'." Alpine agreed by making a math pun.
"You Cobras want a piece of us? Cause if you do, you bout to get your heads bust!" Roadblock warned Cobra before the Joes decided to fight them all.
"Let's kick some Cobra ass!" Low Lite suggested that they fight back.
"YO JOE!" The Joes cried.
"STOP!" Serpentor's voice came out of nowhere stopping everyone in their tracks. "I order all of you to stay right where you are. This I command!"
All the Neo Vipers, Crimson Guards and Cobra Foot Soldiers stood in the Military stance before Serpentor in his feminine body appeared before them.
"For far too long I've been away. Let's those who crossed me in the worst way possible stood between me and my ultimate conquest for world domination. Now that I've returned, I shall have my revenge and role as your Emperor back where it belongs! And my new body will help me accomplish those goals!" Serpentor said as he stepped out of the light.
"What? That's not possible! You were my prisoner!" The transformed Cobra Commander was beside himself when he saw Serpentor in his feminine body stepped out of the light.
"Your new body? Honestly, Serpentor, you purposely turned yourself into a woman." Shipwreck said.
"Wait. I recognized that face. It belong to somebody I know." Lady Jaye said when she saw the familiar face.
"OK snake breath. Show us your new face." Flint demanded Serpentor to show his feminine face.
Serpentor in his feminine body laughed at them and replied "If you wish..." before he took his Cobra mask that covered his whole head but not his face.
When Serpentor took off his mask, the Joes were shocked to see the face, long red wavy hair and a pair of blue eyes that belonged to someone close to them.
"No. No. No! It can't be!" Duke in the Baroness' body became so distraught when he saw Serpentor's face.
Snake Eyes quickly got down on his knees and covered his face in sorrow. He and Duke were devastated to learn that Serpentor... switched bodies with Scarlett!
"That's right, Joes. Scarlett's body is now mine! This... I command!" Serpentor in Scarlett's body declared as he continued to laugh maniacally. The Joes are completely shocked that Serpentor went too far, switching bodies with their beloved teammate, Scarlett as they realized that this is one war that they'll lose.
Next time on G.I. Joe Trading Faces: Serpentor returned but this time in Scarlett's body. Cobra Forces betrayed the Cobra Commander and turned him back to normal with the use of the Alternator device. Cobra-La resurfaced under the leadership of Golobulus, extending both Cobra and Cobra-La.
The Joes struggled for survival while the devastated Duke in the Baroness' body and Snake Eyes struggled to regain their senses and the Baroness in Duke's body is going to be shocked when she is told about her family's past that made her what she is today while Cobra is using her to betray her fellow Joes.
A/N: Sorry I took so long. I've been strugglin' to find new ideas but I got this one down. I'll update more chapters as soon as possible.