A/N – Hey guys... so we didn't get very many reviews... tisk tisk tisk... so thats why we've delayed the posting of this chapter... sorry... but you want quick posts and we want reviews... yes we're holding them ransom! (Spunk Ransom)

In other news... On to chapter 25...

Pimps and Hoes!

Renee POV

"Girls, I um, don't think that's appropriate for school... perhaps you should put some clothing on... lingerie doesn't really pass for an outfit, erm outside of the bedroom..." They looked like HOOKERS!

"Aw mum, thanks, we know we look great right?" Alice was twirling around the kitchen, her skirt wasn't even long enough to puff out.

"Girls, I'll get your father in here!" Threatening wasn't my strong suit but c'mon they'd be oogled all day!

"Mum, chill, we're wearing these" Rosalie pulled out three large parkers from the closet.

"Ah, well I guess, as long as you keep them on all day... did I not do enough washing?" I did lack in the domestic department.

"Nah, washing's fine, we're just playing dress ups with these guys we met..." Izzy trailed off.

"Guys?" I asked.

"Well they sorta act like girls.... dress ups.. hello!" Izzy was such a smart arse but I love her.

"So they are.... gay?"

"We never said that" Izzy muttered and then grabbed a jacket and ran out the door. Rose followed and Alice twirled into the lounge room to kiss her father goodbye. She came out and was out the door in no time.

"girls..." Phil walked in with a stunned face.

"Yeah, girls..." he agreed and then kissed me on the lips before leaving for work.

Mike POV

OH my GOD! Please have gym first please have gym first! I NEED THAT COLD SHOWER!

Mike, they're guys! Shut up brain! Edward looks FINE! (Sorry, had to add it... Mike is now gay XD dum dum dum!)

Angela's POV

Wow, gym already. Today flew by. I was too busy watching Ben throughout this morning's classes to realise what Rose, Alice and Izzy were wearing for 'dress ups' today but when I did see, I blushed... they weren't really wearing anything...

Edward sat down on the bleachers in front of me during gym. Alice sat down next to him... Ahhh Pimps and Hoes... I see now.

"Eddie, I'm thinking about asking Ben to accompany me to 'Destiny' tonight..." Alice trailed off. I wasn't all that jealous; I didn't have the guts to ask him out, Ben should be happy with whoever makes him happy.

"Oh true, good idea... that gives me an idea..." Edward said.

"Do tell..." Alice said. I didn't feel bad for eves dropping. They were talking about Ben... he's my best friend... I have to look after him.

"Well, he's been giving Angela... the eyes lately..." Edward said looking back at me slightly. I looked down and blushed. I hate attention. With that Edward and Pixie walked away.

Twenty minutes into class I realised that I was jealous... extremely jealous... but what could I do? Go all Sandy from Grease? Not likely... unless... Rosalie!

Ben's POV

"I'll ask her later... she's just sitting there by herself at the moment." Edward said looking toward the bleachers.

"Yeah, but she won't be alone for long..." Alice trailed off.

"Okay, well... now where'd Angela go?" What did Edward want to ask Angela.

"You'd better find her quick... it's almost the end of the day and if you want her as a date for tonight you'd better get a move on." EDWARD WANTS ANGELA? My Angela? NO WAY!

"Edward..." I trailed off when I saw Angela walking toward us. No it must be for Edward. We're just friends, in her mind anyway. Figures she'd go for Cullen!

Angela's POV

"Thanks Rosalie, you are a genius!" Rosalie had pulled my hair down in to the soft waves that the hair band made, she'd fixed my eyes with her makeup kit and she'd fixed my clothes by pulling back my shirt and knotting it behind me and she threw my over shirt in the locker. She'd opened her locker and pulled out a spare set of heels and put some lip gloss on me.

"You, are most welcome." Rosalie said with a smile. "Go get him!" She winked and I left the locker room. Right, act like Rosalie... act like Alice, act like Izzy!

"Ben... what do ya think?" I asked a stunned looking Ben. He had been looking at Edward. I immediately caught on to their game. Alice was grinning from ear to ear and winking at me. Edward gave Ben a thumbs up and he knew as well.

"You... um, you're, uh... HOT!" Ben said and then he pulled me into a bear hug. It felt so different from all our other hugs, so right.

"Ben, I love you... I always have, ever since we were 2 years old making mud pies in the back yard." I said into his neck.

"Ang, I love you too." Ben said and then he kissed me.

Lauren POV – earlier that morning.

Okay, I hope Edward likes this outfit... he did promise me a dance at prom, hopefully he decides to ditch that stupid Izzy and chose me for good... dum dum da daah... or however that silly wedding thing goes. Whatever the only part I care about is the honey moon with Edward Cullen!

Okay so any of the Cullen's... it doesn't matter... they've all got their daddy's money and they're hot. Edward seemed the hardest to get... and I like a challenge.

Yesterday I overheard Edward say he was turned on by 'nerd' well he was feeling 'desire' when Izzy was dressed as one so... Today is my... nerd day. I'll show him who can be the most nerdy. Izzy didn't even look that nerdy!

I did. I'd pulled out of my step sister's, Angela's, closet, a pair of blue three quarter slacks, white socks, her pair of black volleys, a criss cross patterned vest and a long white sleeved shirt. I'd gone makeup less today and took out my contacts and put my dorky glasses on. I messed my hair into a pony tail and threw on a headband. Well... if Edward likes it, I can deal with it.

I got to school just on time. I rode my push bike today... I had to go all out to win Edward. He was there with his two brothers. Oh my freaking GOD! He looks AMAZING! DROOL!

"Like, hi Edward!" I gave him my best sexy voice.

"Um, do I know you?" He asked turning around. He's always so polite.

"Yes silly, it's like, me... Lauren! How do you like my outfit?"

"It suits you... it's very... flattering... on you?" He only said it like a question because he's nervous.

"Thanks Eddie!" He looked angry. Maybe I should act more 'nerdy'.

"Only my brothers get to call me Eddie!" Wow... touchy.

"Whatever. Hey, did you wanna catch up for some... study" I winked "after school?"

"HELL NO! Er. That is to say no, sorry. We've got the gig tonight." He hit his head... awww.

"Oh really, where?!" Emmett and Jasper leaned into each other and whispered something. Jasper then leaned up to Edward and whispered again. Edward was smirking.

"Uh, we're um playing at Destiny. You should come... don't change though... it looks good. You'll fit right in." Edward said and then waved as if to say goodbye. I smiled. "Destiny" sounds like a nerdy type club... wow if he's a nerd he's a hot one! I walked away to go get ready for the day. YES! A DATE WITH EDWARD TONIGHT!

*I'll keep you my dirty little secret dirty little secret, don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret hope that you can keep that my dirty little secret, who has to know?*

Jacob's ringtone signalled a message.

Nerd suits you! Meet me in the Janitor closet in 10 mins!

Jake.

Jacob and I had been at it for ages nearly 3 years. He's the kind of guy who just wants one thing. I told Jessica to go out with him when we were 'friends' to get her out of my way with Edward. It worked. Other than when Edward found out Jacob and I were still going at it, he FLIPPED! I was so close to getting him to say yes as well. We'd moved from Hell no, to; get lost. It was moving quite well.

Izzy, Alice and Rosalie looked like SKANKS! I couldn't pass up the opportunity after gym to tell them what I thought.

"Hey, you guys look like skanks!" That'll show em!

"Nice, come up with that one all on your own Lauren?" Rosalie is such a cow!

"Oh well I just thought I'd let you know. Oh and that Edward asked me out on a date tonight." Izzy looked pissed... GOOD!

"Oh really? Where to?" Alice asked.

"Destiny, he's playing there tonight... aww didn't you know?" Izzy suddenly fell to the ground holding her head.

"Lauren I'd leave if I were you... and fast!" Rosalie said pft.

"And miss the little emo crying and trying to kill herself?! Like, HELL NO!" Izzy stood up. Her fists were clenched.

"You GET AWAY!" She screamed at me.

I was suddenly in the air... no that couldn't be right, no one hit me. There was alot of pain and my head was spinning.

"Lauren, you alive?" I heard Izzy asking. Is she stupid... of course I'm alive, what a stupid question.

"Lauren, you fell down two flights of stairs." Oh, that must be because of these stupid shoes. I'm so much better on heels. I opened my eyes. I was in the nurse's office. Well... that makes sense.

"My date with Edward, will I be okay for that?" I asked Izzy... why was she here?

"You'll. Be. Okay. In. A. Few. Hours." Izzy looked really pissed!

"Well, good then. I was like worried!" My bed started shaking. I looked at Izzy, she seemed in pain.

"Are you okay?" I asked her.

"Yes. Fine. What?"

"I asked if you're okay. I know you like Edward, but he's mine now. We're together. Jake likes you..." I trailed off when the door started shaking.

"Bella? Bella, where are you?" Edward called from the hall.

"Bella, the lights, the door, Bella are you okay?" We heard the nurse mutter something and then Edward burst through the door. He looked relieved to see me awake.

"I'm fine Eddie, Izzy was just leaving." I said to reassure him. Izzy stood up and made her way to the door.

"Bella?" Edward grabbed Izzy's hand. At the same time the bed stopped shaking. Thank god I was beginning to feel like it'd never stop.

"I've gotta go." Izzy said after a while. She really is stupid. She can't even like hold a normal conversation. She left and then Edward turned to me.

"What did you do to her!?" He asked me. Wait... what did I do wrong?

"Nothing, I just told her about our date tonight and next thing I know I'm in here. I fell down two flights of stairs." I said matter of factly.

"YOU IDIOT! IT'S NOT A DATE! IT'S TO GET YOU OUT THERE IN THAT HILLARIOUS OUTFIT!" Edward shouted at me. I wasn't intimidated like when Jake yelled at me. Just in awe of how perfect his voice sounded.

"You should be thanking me. She was getting a little close." I said and rubbed his arm.

"Don't touch me! Good bye Lauren." Ouch! Harsh!

"Bye Eddie, see you tonight!" I called after him to know it didn't hurt me THAT much.

"Good luck with that!" Edward said as he walked out.

"Great, I've got blood on my shirt, I'll have to change when I get home. I wonder if Angela still has that sweater... since she's finally turned normal!" I said to myself. God I'm even becoming a nerd!

*I'll keep you my dirty little secret....*

Hook up? My place 30 mins.

Jacob.

I still had 3 hours before Destiny... why not.

"Sorry Jacob, I've got to go... Destiny awaits...." Wow I sounded cool.

"Wow big word for you Lauren... Get back in bed." He pulled me down. Hell Destiny could wait a few more minutes...

"What are you doing Jacob?"

"Getting dressed what does it look like you idiot!"

"Why?"

"I'm coming to Destiny."

"Oh, okay. Give me a lift?"

"Give me a kiss?"

"Deal."

We got to Destiny 20 minutes later and Edward was on the stage already. He had changed his clothes and was walking up to the microphone. Jasper and Emmett had also changed their clothes... I looked around... I didn't fit in at all! CRAP!

"Nice outfit Lauren!" Izzy said as she walked past me holding her head between her hands, Alice and Rose were walking on either side of her hugging her.

"SHUT UP!" I yelled after her and hid in a booth at the back.

Edward began; "This song is dedicated to......"

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