My present for you. It's December, the month of presents :D

I'll try write an outtake before Christmas.

A/N: Not mine...none of the books.

BPOV

"What do you want me to do?" I screamed. He must have hurt his head.

"Be the devil. Rose was supposed to wear that costume. She can't this year. Come on, Bella." He begged.

"Rose will! I won't! I am not one of your models!" I continued screaming aware that people could hear me.

"Not my models, your fiancé's models!" Emmett countered.

"No! NO! NO!" I emphasized every 'no' with a thud of my palm on my desk.

"Can I at least show you the costume?"

"NO!"

"Will you consider it? If Cullen had asked you, you would have accepted!"

"No! I wouldn't have!"

"Just let me show it to you."

"NO!" I got up and was ready to lunge at him when I heard Tanya groan from her desk.

"Just let him show you the damn thing! I am busy here."

"Please?" Emmett grinned. My palm itched to slap him.

"NO for the last time."

"What the hell is wrong here?" Edward asked from the doorway of his office.

"He is mad!" I said pointing to Emmett.

"She won't be the devil!" Emmett yelled pointing to me. I glared at him.

"Why would Bella be a…devil?" Edward whispered.

"Halloween! Her costume! Rose can't wear that thing!"

Edward's face lit up and I slumped in my chair seeing defeat in front of me.

"You will multiply my salary a thousand times!" I snapped at him.

"The money will go to the same house, but whatever you want." He had the nerve to make fun of me.

"I have my own costume." I hissed.

"Now you have another one." Edward said as he advanced to me. "Go with Emmett."

"What? Didn't you think to prepare me? The stupid party is an hour!" I yelled again.

"What's wrong with your woman, Cullen? Is she in PMSing?" That was it! I lurched at Emmett and started hitting him on the head.

"OW! Woman! OW! Cullen, get her away!" Emmett groaned and fought with me.

I felt Edward getting a hold of me and carrying me somewhere. We were in his office when he put me down.

"I didn't plan for this. Our amazing plan missed that Rose wouldn't be able to wear her costume. Bella, please. For me."

"What will you be?"

"Whatever Emmett gives me. I'm not as picky as some other people." He grinned.

"OH you…" I was so angry I couldn't even find a bad word for him.

"Forgive me." He whispered and crushed me to him. "I'll show you my gratitude for wearing this the whole night. I promise."

"I might keep you up to that." I whispered and kissed his neck.

"Go do as Emmett says. I'll be down there, shortly."

The costume was scandalous.

"I'm not wearing it!" I told Emmett as I looked at the costume.

"I'll help you in it." Rose offered softly. "It's my fault you can't wear something else."

She had a long dress, being a princess as she put it. She helped me in the costume.

"Rose! I can't wear…this!" I hissed at her.

"Sure you can. You look hot."

"More than half my breasts are showing! My ass is out and…I have a tail!" I said tugging at the tail. "Oh no…not those shoes!"

"Will you stop complaining? Don't go into modeling. EVER." She advised.

"What the hell is this?" I asked eyeing a sort of trident.

"The devil always has that!"

"Ok. Are we done? Can I go make a fool of myself and then go home and crawl under the bed and die?" I asked exasperated.

"You are hot! Trust me." Rose tried to relax me.

We got out of the room and started to mingle. The party was being held down in Emmett's area, thankfully.

"Hell, if I didn't love you Rose, I'd have a go with Bella." Emmett said loudly from behind me making me blush. He was some sort of comic book character. I forgot which one.

"Where's Edward?" I asked craning my neck to look for his bronze hair.

Just then, I heard his sweet voice from behind me.

"Rose, where's Bella?" Really, didn't he see me? I am right in front of him! I decided not to turn. Rose was playing along.

"Haven't seen her. What are you? The sleeping beauty?" I wondered what he was wearing.

"Ask your stupid husband. Apparently bachelors look like this."

"You are the last bachelor."

"Not true! The crazy little girl didn't marry Jasper!" Edward said exasperated. I could envision him running a hand through his hair. "Hey! Where are you going? Where's Bella?" he asked petulantly. "I need Bella." He whispered softly.

A second later, he touched my shoulder. "Excuse me. Have you seen Ms Swan?"

"You've got to be fucking kidding me!" I whirled on my heels without stumbling and glared at him.

"BELLA!"

"Edward!" I exclaimed and raised my hands in the air. "Why, it's so nice to see you…in a robe?" I frowned taking in his attire.

I saw his eyes jumping from my breasts to my legs back to my breasts then to the stupid trident and he peeked behind me cautiously. "Holy fuck!" he breathed in my ear, took my hand and dragged me to the elevator.

"Wait! The party!"

"Fuck it!" he pressed UP furiously until the doors opened and then he molested the 13th floor button. When the doors closed, he pressed me to the wall and attacked my lips. I could feel his erection on my stomach.

"Tell me you don't have anything under this!" Edward groaned in my neck, sucking on my pulse point.

"Nothing. Lose the pants. Are those…pajama pants?"

"Yes. Don't laugh at me." He mumbled and almost ripped the material off him.

We didn't think people might still be using the elevator, but when the doors opened and Peg walked in, her head buried in some files, Edward cleared his throat and started folding the pants in his hands.

She looked up and screamed startled.

"How are you, Peg?" Edward asked conversationally.

"Well, Mr. Cullen."

"Why aren't you at the party?"

"I was on my way. I'll leave those in my office and go." She let herself out a floor later. When the doors closed, we started laughing.

"Stay put. One more floor." I encouraged him, but mostly I did it for myself.

As soon as the doors opened at our floor, he picked me up and sprinted to his office. I don't know how he opened the door but he shut it closed with his foot. He put me down, turned the lock, and then grinned deviously at me.

"My little devil." He murmured and advanced towards me.

"You are the devil." I said seriously.

I unknotted his belt and the robe fell open. He wore only briefs. Fucking briefs. Under the silky robe.

I felt him pick me up and push me against his desk; my face was seeing the desk and the window. My heart rate picked up. He was going to do me from behind. I started dripping, just from the mere thought of it.

Edward tugged at the tail and used it to slap my ass a few times.

"I can't wait another second!" he said in a tight voice.

"Don't wait! It's been too long." I whispered. It was Sunday and we hadn't been together since Friday, or Thursday if I was honest. We had stayed with Lizzy this past weekend, helped her at school and prepared the party.

Without warning Edward thrust his rock, hard, cock into my tight, wet, waiting pussy. With every thrust he was marking his territory more and more.

"Six –thrust- weeks –thrust, moan- and four – thrust, groan- days until –thrust, growl- you are –thrust, loud moan- MINE." I felt his teeth biting into my shoulder, his fingers digging into my hips as he pushed into me in quick, fast and precise movements. He was going to leave marks and I loved it.

"EDWAARRRDD!" I yelled when I felt him pinch my nipples and squish my breasts as he pounded into me at an inhuman speed.

"Bella…Bella…I love you…so fucking much…Arghhh" Edward moaned and pushed forcefully in and out of me. I was dangling on the edge of an amazing orgasm, but it seemed that I still had presence of mind. I saw as things started falling off his desk and I turned making him fall on the floor in the process.

"Sorry. Things started falling." Was all I said before I impaled myself on his swollen member. Edward hissed and raised his hips to bring me close to him. I felt his cock stretching me as I moved on him. Porn stars have nothing on the size of Edward's dick. They should make a monument to it, it was wonderful.

"Bella…clooooseeee…harder." He was so sexy laying there at my mercy, begging me to bring him release. His large hands cupped my breasts, his head tipped back, and his back arched. An animalistic growl escaped his lips and a second later, I was on my back and Edward had my legs in the air, pounding in me. I felt my muscles clamp on his cock and I yelled his name a few times before I felt him twitch in me. A second later, Edward's weight fell on me making it harder to regain my breathing.

"Oh, Bella!"

After some time while I ran my fingers through his hair and kissed his shoulder or neck a few times, I cleared my throat. "Shall we go down there now?" My voice was hoarse from yelling so loud.

He didn't move or say anything.

"Edward?" I whispered and moved the hair from his eyes. They were closed and his dark, long lashes were touching his flushed cheeks, he was breathing steadily and I felt his breath on my breast were his head was lying. I realized he had fallen asleep. I had tired my Edward out. Seeing him again in a silky robe will never be the same again.

He moved a little, getting more comfortable and nuzzled between my breasts tickling me.

"Sweetie? Wake up." I whispered in his ear.

"Ung mnet mom…" he grunted and stuck his nose in my dress.

"Edward!" I giggled.

"Huh?" He opened an eye and a lazy grin spread on his lips when he saw me.

"Had a good nap?" I laughed.

"With such a good pillow…how could I not?" Edward asked and kissed said pillow.

"I asked you while you were sleeping…if you'd like to go back?" I asked again and trailed my hand over his back.

"Round two?" His head shot up and grinned wildly at me.

"No, insatiable man! Down at the party." I laughed at his eager expression. "Didn't you have enough for now?"

"I'll never have enough of you." He whispered and got up. We re-arranged our clothes and left his office hand in hand.

In the elevator, he kissed me sinuously arousing me again. He touched as much as possible of my the tail. "Tell me you can keep this costume! I really love the tail."

"We'll have to ask Emmett." I giggled and fumbled with his belt, knotting it.

When the doors opened, we saw how empty it was there. Only a few people talking quietly.

"Where is everyone?' Edward whispered to me.

"I don't know…" I frowned and looked around for Emmett.

"Bells! Emmett told me to tell you that he left. He looked for you for some time but gave up." I eyed Jacob as he told me that. He looked interesting. He had a feather in his hair and a blanket over him.

"What are you?" I asked amused at his costume.

"Indian." He said proudly.

"I'm sure Billy would be proud of you." I said.

"Sure he is. Speaking of him. Cold you…take a picture. I need to send him one." I handed my trident to Edward and took the camera from Jacob. When I handed it back he glanced at Edward who was glaring at him and then looked at me intently.

"What, now?" I asked annoyed.

"With you, too. Billy misses you. And he will show it to Charlie..."

Edward took the camera from him and before I could protest, I was half under Jacob's blanket and the camera clicked. "Now, it's only fair you take a picture of us and give it to Charlie." That was sneaky of Edward, but I liked the way he thought.

He put an arm around me and I turned to arrange the robe smiling at him as I heard the camera click.

"I wasn't ready!" I yelled at Jacob. He shrugged.

"See you! I'll send those to Billy." He yelled over his shoulder.

***

"It's not good to start from the first day of the month and a Monday! Bella...I'm scared. Can't we just…do it without them?" Edward asked me for the tenth time in the past three hours.

"We won't elope! And we are telling them over dinner tonight. That is the reason we invited them all!" I said and turned to go.

"Wait! I'm…freaking out…Alice is scary…and Esme will be mad at me."

"We'll find the best moment to tell them. Come on, one more hour here and then we go home and prepare dinner." I encouraged him. He moaned and smacked his forehead on the desk.

I left him muttering and went back to work.

"Have you set a date?" I turned to Tanya.

"Yes. December 17th." I smiled and responded to an email.

"How is it going with the preparations?"

"Ehhh we're telling everyone the date, tonight. After that…the preparations will start."

"Are you mad?" she yelled.

"No. Keep your voice down." I hushed her.

Edward came out of his office with his hair in utter disorder. He was nervous.

"Let's go! I can't stay here anymore. We need to stop and buy a bullet proof vest. No, that won't be enough to stop her! How about we buy plane tickets for…Australia? Do you like kangaroos?" he seemed serious and I couldn't help but laugh.

"Esme loves you too much to hurt you." I told him.

"Esme? I'm scared of Alice!" he moaned and put some files on Tanya's desk. "Send those and go home."

"Ok." She said, looking confused at his white face.

*Home*

"So how do you do this?" Edward asked eyeing the pan with the potatoes.

"Put it in the oven. And careful not to-" a loud moan announced me that he had burnt himself, "-get burnt." I finished sighing.

He threw the pan away and glared at it, sucking on his fingers. He was acting like a child, again.

"Let me see." I cooed and took the fingers from his mouth. Sure enough, they were red. I took care of him and sent him to set the table. It was an easier task. Hopefully.

I prepared the dinner and when I was done, I went to the living room to see the table arranged beautifully. Just as I was about to complement Edward, something black jumped on the table smashing a glass.

"NO!" I yelled and went to save Toulouse and the plates.

"Oh, see we found him!" I heard Edward whisper to someone.

"Bunny!" Lizzy yelled and rushed to me.

"Can you bring another glass?" I asked Edward as I handed the bunny to Lizzy, while I took care of the broken one.

"Sure."

"It smells wonderful, love!" Edward whispered in my ear as he hugged me from behind.

"We have to distract them somehow…" I giggled. He kissed up and down my neck.

"Are you sure we can't just…escape?"

"Positive. And after this is over, we're calling my parents." I murmured.

"Oh joy! I see if you really got bored of me…Charlie will shoot me!" he said tragically.

"No! No one shoots Daddy!" Lizzy cried and attached to his leg.

We exchanged a look and he picked her up. "Let's hope not." He grinned and kissed her, biting her cheek. He had got this bad habit of biting us.

"Edward! You'll leave a mark again!"

"She likes it, don't you bug?"

"No!" she shrieked making Edward pout and put her down. Lizzy ran from the room leaving us alone. Edward hugged me and nuzzled my cheek with his nose.

"I love you. Hmm you smell amazing!" he hummed.

"I love you, too." I grinned in his cheek and locked my hands in his hair moving his head so I could kiss him. Edward moaned and shoved his tongue in my mouth, caressing my own tongue and touching ever corner of my mouth. I tried to win the battle and taste his mouth, but he didn't let me. I felt the back of the couch behind me and before I knew what happened we toppled over it, me banging my head on the coffee table in the process. We were at an awkward angle, I was half on the floor with my legs locked on his torso afraid if I let go I'd fall more and he had his palms on either sides of my head and his legs were dangling over the back of the couch.

He smiled crookedly at me and attempted to move, only managing to slide further and knock is forehead on the coffee table. "Ow" he muttered lowly.

"Daddy…door…" I heard Lizzy whisper.

We looked at each other thinking of a way to move without hurting ourselves further.

"It's your fault!" I hissed and attempted to move him off me, which sent him directly under the table, his chest over my face.

"Where are Edward and Bella? Why did you answer the door?" I heard Esme's panicked voice.

"There!" I could imagine how we looked.

"OW! Damned thing!" Edward tried to get up only hitting his head on the table again. I heard laughter and many voices. Were they all here? "Stop fucking laughing and help us!" Edward groaned.

"Language!" Esme chided.

The table moved and I could breathe again as Edward moved off me, then helped me up. I smoothed my skirt as he tugged at his tie.

"Aren't they cute? Look how are they blushing!" I wanted to kill Alice.

"Dinner?" I asked gesturing to the table.

They all got seated and Edward came to help me. "Hey, I'm sorry…I didn't realize we'd fall." He whispered ashamed and I stopped his hand as it was on its way to create a mess in his hair.

"It's okay. Oh who am I kidding?! It is mortifying!" I muttered. He kissed me once and helped me carry the appetizers.

I went to get the potatoes and I was happy that everything went smoothly. We had't got the opportunity to tell them, but it will come soon.

"He is very cute!" Alice cooed at Toulouse as he sat quietly at the end of the table, next to Lizzy.

"Speaking of bunnies…where were you two yesterday?" Emmett inquired.

I flushed red and busied myself with my chicken. I peeked at Edward was watching a potato as if it was the most interesting thing in the world.

"I was kidding!" Emmett boomed. "But I see you really did that! They go at it like rabbits!" he explained to the whole table as if they hadn't gotten what he wanted to say.

"That means Daddy is Thumper?" Lizzy asked innocently making Edward choke on his gulp of wine.

I patted his back and blurted out the first thing that came in my mind. "We're getting married on December 17th!"

There was silence, followed by shrieks and glares from Esme and Alice.

When Alice lunged at me, Edward threw me over his shoulder and made a run for our lives. "Fuck! You had to say it then!" he groaned and locked the door of the garage behind him.

"Why are we here?"

"We have to hide! She was going to kill you! Let them cool down…and then, we'll go back."

I started getting bored of being locked in a garage, even if it was Edward with me here.

"What the hell are you doing there? Get out! I'm trying to convince everyone that you aren't there for a quickie and they don't believe me." I heard Carlisle's embarrassed voice from the other side of the door.

Edward opened the door and looked at his dad cautiously.

Carlisle took in our clothes and his eyes widened. Edward had rolled his sleeves and loosened his tie and I had popped a few buttons open for being hot in here. Nothing else.

"Come on." Edward sighed and took my hand.

EPOV (I just realized I wrote this last part in his pov...:) )

"Tell me, you are kidding!" Esme exclaimed when we made our entrance in the room.

"Ehh no." I chuckled nervously and hugged Bella to me.

Esme, Alice and Rose started yelling at the same time, Emmett and Jasper exchanged some money from a bet, I'm sure; Carlisle watched us amused and Lizzy burst in tears from all the chaos. I went to her and scooped her in my arms. "It's alright, baby." I whispered to her. "SHUT UP!" I yelled over the angry women. They quieted and looked at me expectantly.

"Listen, I know it's a tad bit soon. But we don't need anything fancy…just us. A small wedding at the cabin. Okay, Alice?" I questioned, she nodded. "Good. We'll make a few other phone calls and it will be under fifty." I glared at Alice as I said it.

"THAT cabin?" Jasper asked locking eyes with me.

"Yes." I said as the same time as Alice squeal "Yippee!"

This sent everyone in another round of shouts. I sighed and hugged Lizzy closer to me.

"It's been a hell of a year!" Emmett boomed and jumped on Bella making her stumble. Thankfully, there was a chair behind her, but I didn't take into account her accident prone nature. The chair fell back and she flashed everyone.

"Mommy!" Lizzy squirmed in my arms with her arms extended to Bella who was trying to get up, glaring at Emmett.

There was silence and everyone watched Lizzy with their mouths hanging open. Bella scrambled up and came to us. She took Lizzy from my arms and started soothing her, reassuring her that she is fine.

"When did that happen?" Esme broke the silence.

"A while ago." I said watching my girls. They were the light of my eyes; I wouldn't be able to live without them.

We finished the dinner with minimum conversation, Lizzy in my lap the whole while, shooting worried glances at Alice and Emmett. I think they had scared her earlier.

Esme and Alice were making plans to meet and plan the wedding while Bella listened to them patiently, nodding and agreeing with them.

After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. We were still alive! I took Lizzy to bed since she was too tired to keep her eyes open.

"That went well." I stated as I got in our room and started stripping.

"Peachy." Bella muttered. "It started perfect! The action started when Emmett decided to announce everyone that we have a…healthy relationship and…well the end was brutal. You can say that it went well."

I watched her amused and she huffed at me. I advanced to her and captured her retort in my mouth; she moaned and pressed her naked body to mine. I guess there was no need to put on pajamas.

Her slim legs wrapped around me and I was right there, pressed to her hot, dripping pussy. Her lips were aggressive and I liked this side of her. I laid her on the bed and pushed in her; Bella moaned and dug her nails in my back. From the corner of my eye I saw something moving, but didn't pay attention, I was too engrossed in my current activity.

Toulouse jumped between us and settled on Bella's chest. She shrieked and pushed me away, I fell and the damned bunny jumped on my cock squeaking happily. It was the first time in my life when I wanted to hurt him. He watched me innocently moving his muzzle and I fisted my hands to my sides arguing with myself the if I kill him I'll miss him scenario.

"Oh God! Are you okay?" Bella asked frantically, both hands over her left breast, surely trying to make her heart settle.

"What was your word? Peachy!" I mumbled and glared at the black bunny who watched me confused.

"Come up." She whispered and patted the bed. I scooped Toulouse up in my hand and plopped on the bed huffing.

"Of all the things that could have happened…he had to be here!" I hissed and watched him as he made a beeline to the space between our pillows and snuggled there. "I will kill Charlotte next time I see her! It's her fault she got him used to sleeping in her bed!"

"Edward, calm down. It's fine. It's over, anyway." Bella tried to pacify me.

"Course it's over. He ruined the mood!" I glared at the bunny.

"Don't be mad at him. Let's just sleep, okay. Put something on you, you don't know when Liz might come in here." I sighed and listened, throwing a shirt and some panties at her, too. Lizzy's visits to our room were becoming a problem, a very nerve-wrecking-cause-of-blue-balls-problem. I got under the blanket and hugged Bella to me, throwing one more glare at Toulouse who seemed to get the message and scurried away on the other side of the bed.

"Could we just…go away? I feel like everything is in my way to be alone with you! Lizzy, the intercom, Emmett, my schedule and now Toulouse, too!" I exclaimed and kissed her head, sniffing her hair.

"The honeymoon. Could you hold out until then?" she giggled.

"I'll start a chart, having us as prisoners and count down the days!" I said seriously making her laugh.

"Sleep. You have a meeting at eight." I groaned and closed my eyes. Six weeks and three days, one day down another forty six to go. I grinned to myself and let myself succumb to sleep.

Okay...it seems Edward wanted to take over Bella...:D I just realized the switch while re-reading now.

Review! Don't be too hard on Alice and Esme, imagine how it will be plan a wedding in such a short time.

Oh, check my new story. It's called True love is more important than species. here the summary: Edward's the human and Bella and the Cullens are the vampires. What happens when it gets to "I've hurt you beyond words. Will you ever be able to look at me again?" Will Edward stay with Bella no matter what?

And, I also posted two one shots. :) I'll stop boasting.