A/N; Back to the shorter chapters, but I like them short. I hope all of my lovely followers and reviewers and readers are doing good! Enjoy :)
"So Deidara, where did you put the art supplies?" Pein asked.
"They, umm, are still in the bus, yeah. We were in a rush," Deidara hesitantly answered.
"You idiot!"
"I'm sorry, yeah!"
"You and Sasori g-"
"Hell no," Sasori interuppted Pein.
"Did you just tell me no?" Pein hissed angirily.
"I did."
"Why is that?"
"Simple. You literally make me go everywhere! Either to go with the blonde idiot, or to look for him! I'm done. So I'm going to stay here. Send Itachi or something, he never does anything! Oh and while you're out get me some supplies for poisons I'm working on, here's the list. Have a blast assholes!" Sasori stormed out throwing the list at Deidara.
"So um Itachi," Pein cleared his throat," Do you want to?"
"No."
"Fuck."
Ten minutes later
"No."
"Hell no"
"Fuck that."
"Do you know what happens, when we leave this camp? Bad things!"
"Ok, ok. Listen Deidara is going, but who else?" Pein pondered, while everyone tried to make themselves invisible.
"Tobi, will go! Tobi will go!" Tobi shouted jumping up and down.
"No. Hell No. Fuck No. No. No. No, yeah!" Deidara chanted over and over again.
"Yes," Pein said, with an evil smile.
"I didn't mean it! I have a speech problem remember, yeah!?" Deidara yelled.
"What happened to, 'I don't have a speech problem, yeah!' You said that last week," Pein recalled.
"Piss me off, and I blow you up, yeah," Deidara threatened, glaring at Tobi.
"If you're not back in two hours, I will find you and kill you," Pein concluded walking out.
"Guess Sir Leader the Asshole is back then," Hidan muttered.
"Let's go Tobi, yeah," Deidara muttered.
"Yes sir! Deidara Sir!" Tobi saluted him.
"So now that they're gone, who wants to get wasted?!" Tsunade enthusiastically offered.
"You know that there are mostly minors here right?" Kakuzu asked.
"So? Listen here you bag of bones don't be a kill joy."
"Listen here, you're just about as old as me."
With Deidara and Tobi
"Well, I guess the bus wasn't as far as I thought, yeah" Deidara said.
"Tobi thinks we should just get the art stuff, and leave the bus," Tobi suggested.
"Why should I listen to you?"
"Tobi thinks the cops will recognize the bus still."
"Fine, we'll leave the bus, but only because I don't have gas. Not because you suggested it, yeah."
Half an Hour Later
"We're back, yeah," Deidara yelled, walking back into the cafeteria/rec room.
"Oh joy to the fucking world," Madara muttered.
"What are we supposed to do for arts and crafts exactly?" Zabuza asked.
"Well, there's clay, paint, colored pencils, chalk, beads, strings, and a whole lot of other things. so I guess everyone can just do their own thing, yeah," Deidara replied.
"You tried to steal that much stuff from shop bimbo?" Sai questioned.
"I didn't try, I did steal this stuff from your shop," Deidara retorted.
"Enough, everyone just do something artsy," Kisame cut in.
A chorus of agreement ran through the group and everyone got to work.