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Chapter 25: You've Learned Well Grasshopper.

I looked over and saw the entire Cullen family standing in the doorway, Carlisle was fighting a grin. Edward it seemed was to preoccupied with the task at hand to notice there presents.

" Edward… honey…" I said trying to bring him back to reality.

" Uhh… Bella" He moaned into the side of my neck, pushing his hips down.

" Edward your…"

" I'm what? Too slow? I can fix that." And his hand dove for my belt.

" EDWARD ANTHONEY MASSEN CULLEN!!!" Esme screeched. Well that sure got his attention.

" Esme, Carlisle, I wasn't expecting you all for another 4 hours." Edward said formally.

" Yes, well, given the gravity of the situation we thought it best to be hasty Esme flustered

" It seems that Bella and Edward are already getting busy." Emmett laughed.

" Oh shut up you dumb ass." Rose said hitting him upside the head.

" Come on baby. You know you like it when I talk dirty."

" Hush Emmett" Esme snapped.

" Um honey… can I sit up?" I asked, gesturing to our current set up.

" Oh-uh-yeah of course love." If Edward could blush he'd be as red as Kool-Aid right now.

" Daddy, may Rose and I talk to Bella alone for a half hour pretty please?" Alice cooed.

" Esme?" Carlisle, glanced to his wife for the veto.

" I suppose" She sighed.

"YAY! Thank you Mommy, Daddy. COME ON BELLA!" Alice yanked me away and down the hall just before I saw Emmett pick up Edward and throw him over his shoulder. Okay… now I'm scared.

Alice dragged me though the libray door and locked it tightly as soon as all three of us were inside.

" Okay Bella spill it." Alice commanded.

" What?" I had no idea what she was talking about.

" How is he?" Rose prompted.

" Edward's fine, I think." I said puzzeled.

" No idiot, how IS he"

" WHAT THE HELL?!" I yelled once I understood their question. They wanted to know how their BROTHER was in BED! " That's just twisted." I said sickend.

" Oh come on Bella. We'll share are stories too." Alice bargained.

" NO! ABSOLUTLY NOT!" I screamed.

" Bella don't make me tell Rose myself" Alice warned.

" Fine, it's great… more then great" I sighed. Edward forgive me.

EPOV

" EMMETT PUT ME THE HELL DOWN!" I ordered, I had already read his mind and there was no way in hell I was telling them about my sex life Emmett finally dropped me on the sofa.

" Way to go lil bro." Emmett and Jasper said in unison.

" OH EDWARD AH MORE AH!" Emmett mocked.

Before I knew what I was doing I had Emmett pined to the wall, my hand around his throat.

" Mock her again and you won't be able to have sex with Rosalie or yourself ever again. Do I make myself clear?"

" Yeah dude, calm down." He gasped. I released him and he fell to the floor gasping.

" Seriously though you've learned well Grasshopper." Jasper added.

" A. You never taught me anything. B. How the HELL do you know?" I demanded.

" Oh you think we LEFT the party last night?" Emmett laughed.

" WHAT?!" I roared, charging them both.

" EDWARD SERENITY NOW!" Jasper yelled.

I had them both pinned to the ground and took turns beating their faces in when Carlisle came barging in.

" What the- EDWARD STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!" He pulled me off gasping.

" They insulted Bella!" I spluttered.

" Did not." They countered.

" Look… I really don't care… just apologize ALL of you." He ordered.

" We're sorry we mocked Bella." They muttered.

" I'm sorry I beat you both to a bloody pulp." I muttered back.

" Good now can we get back to business. Somebody go get the ladies and tell them were ready to start."

" I'll do it." I offered

" Present and accounted. for." Alice announced.

" Excellent, Esme's waiting for us in the backyard ." With that we all followed Carlisle out of the house.

" So what did you girls talk about?" I asked when I caught up with Bella.

" Umm… you." She replied

" What about me?" I pried

" About how you were good at stuff." Was she going to make me beg?

" What pray tell am I good at?"

" Lots of stuff."

" Anything in particular?"

" Nope."

BPOV

Just then Carlisle started speaking. Thank Christ.

" Okay everyone we don't have a lot of time and a lot to teach Bella here. Edward I'm assuming you'll want to do the bulk of Bella's training but I erg you to let the others participate." Carlisle added.

" Of course Carlisle" Edward nodded.

" Okay Edward how about you and Emmett show Bella the basics?"

" Okay Bella get ready to see your husband get his butt kicked."

" In your dreams Emmett." Edward laughed as they both crouched into their fighting stances.

I watched as they charged each other and Emmett tried to get his massive arms around Edward's torso, but Edward was to swift for him. This awkward dance continued for about 5 minutes and then Edward crashed into Emmett's crest mid air, knocking him to the ground.

" You see Bella the trick is to study your opponents fighting style. If you can figure that out you can find there weak point and take them down." Edward explained.

" Okay." I nodded " Let me try."

" Of course." I took Emmett's place across from Edward and sank low to the ground. Edward and I circled each other our gazes locked. Then Edward sprang and I was flung backward into a tree. I got up, dazed.

" That's okay Bella, try again." Edward encouraged.

I got up determined to stay upright this time. As I tapped into my darker side my senses sharpened. I saw every muscle twitch, heard every breath and before I knew what I was doing Edward was on the ground.

" Wha- Oh… I DID IT!" I cried, kissing Edward's full mouth.

" Ha ha. That's my girl!" Edward laughed.

" I may not let you up now." I giggled

" Works for me." He said pulling my face back to his.

" EH! Is this a training session or a MAKE-OUT session?" Emmett teased.

" Both." Edward said around my lips.

" Guys PLEASE!" Jasper begged.

" Okay break it up guys… NOW!" Esme ordered.

" Yes mame." Edward sulked.

" NO!" I yelled.

" Wife trumps Mother sorry." Edward shrugged.

"CHARLISE COME TALK TO YOUR SON!" Esme screamed. Shit

" Okay okay. Were up." We chorused.

" Esme, why don't we all go hunting and leave these two alone for a couple hours?" Carlisle soothed. I LOVE my daddy!"

" Fine TWO HOURS." Esme stressed.

" Bye you two." Alice chimed

" Have fun." Rose winked.

" Thank GOD!" Jasper exhaled in relief.

" Bow Chicka Wow Wow." Emmett sang.

We waited until the others drove off, Then Edward slung me over his shoulder.

" You're in trouble now missy!" He growled.

" Ha ha! What I do!" I giggled

" I haven't disobeyed my mother in 86 years." He explained

He opened the door and I heard an all too familiar voice that chilled me to the bone.

" Sorry to break up the party Bloodsucker."…

DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ( Epic music here) OOO Who could that be? Will Bella grow into her own or will Edward have to save her ass yet again? Will the family get back in time? TFE keep it locked( ABDC reference) Funny yes… no… REVIEW and let me know!

XO-ECBSB