"Welcome to Night 5 of Super Smash Brothers Humiliation!" The host said as he came out, "Tonight, I will be interviewing Sonic, Earthbound, F-Zero, Kid Icarus, and a special guest you'd probably never expect! Now, let's welcome our first guest, Pit!"

Pit walked (or flew, whichever you'd want to call it) on and sat down in the chair.

"So Pit," the host said, "I was originally going to have you as part of my staff, but I guess I forgot and…"

"You forgot about me?!" Pit asked as he began crying.

"Um… What I do now?" The host asked no one in particular.

"Ask him a question!" One audience member said.

"So Pit," The host uneasily continued, "One reviewer wants to know why you look like Roy."

"Now you're saying I look like Roy?" Pit demanded as he began to sob even harder.

"What's wrong with looking like me?!" Roy demanded as he came out, "You should take that as a compliment."

Before it could get out of hand, the Host opened his shirt to reveal a vest of grenades and a string around one of the pins he was holding with a finger, ready to pull, as he said, "Let's not lose it!"

"You're crazy!" Pit said.

"No, I'm not," the host said, "I'm just stealing Chris Nolan's idea and honoring Heath Ledger at the same time. So, Roy, what say you get on out and let Pit finish the question."

"O.K," Roy said as he calmly turned around and sprinted for the door.

"So Pit," The host said as he sat down and put the strings back in his shirt, "Why do you look like Roy?"

"Well, they didn't want Roy in for some reason, so they made me look like him so people could still be reminded of him," Pit said.

"Personally, I don't think it works," the host said.

"That does it!" Pit said, staring to cry again, "Palutena!"

Palutena came in, saying, "Ye who makes an angel of mine cry shall… Wait! Alex?!"

"Yo," the host said calmly.

"WHAT?!" Pit demanded, "You actually know him?!"

"Well, not personally," Palutena said, "But I read his fics. Good stuff."

"Thanks," The host said.

"Bully!" Pit said as he ran out the door. Just then, Dr. Mario came back in, wielding a huge, double-bladed, two hand ax, yelling, "I'll get you for not including me!"

"Earl," The host called as Earl came in, "Take care of him, please."

Dr. Mario charged forth and swung his ax at Earl, hitting him on the pinky toe. He looked down as his eyes turned into flames of anger as Dr. Mario whimpered away.

"I should have warned you," the host said, "He really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY hates it when you hit him on the pinky toe."

Earl leaned down to Dr. Mario's level and roared so loud it sent Dr. Mario through the walls all the way to the other side of the building.

Don't worry, Earl's fine, but if you want to send a "Get Well Soon" note to him, you can say it in your review. He'd also appreciate a 10-ft. banana or two, but I doubt you'll be able to fit it in your interview.

Anyways, I have a confession to make, so brace yourselves. This was not my original idea. I know, shocking. It was inspired by a fanfic called, "The Sonic the Hedgehog INSANE Talk Show," by writer "lady-warrioress". You can check that out if you want, as I have it favorited on my profile.