yes i know tictactoe is three
Yaku- I would like to say two in a row tic-tac-toe………
From- K.L.K
heheheh...(watches Pein and Yaku on TV screen) KISS KISS KISS KISS, Da-MIT!
(looks to others) uh...hi? seriously, though...(grabs a handful of popcorn)
KISS! KISS! KISS!
Itachi: aww, Silly. I don't think you're a dog! (kisses where she hit) there.
stop griping about it already! fourty hair products? dude, I feel your pain.
I'm the only one in my house with long hair! they think that my hair doesn;'t
take much... but it DOES...oh, here. (gives a giant picture of when her hair
was poofed up from the rain) I know how that is, too. trust me, my head get's
ICHY! then I have to attack it with mousse to even get it into a ponytail! T-T
my hair is VERY vengeful. and did you knoiw I think my hair's about as long,
or longer than yours? it's not as silky though... and it's wavy! (looks
athougyht-bubble picture)...hn. (takes a picture of the picture) just for my
scrapbook! nobody else will see it, I promise! oh, and the sushi thing? yes, I
WOULD do it. (winks)O! I think there's a knot in the back of your hair!
Kisame- hope the sushi was good! I made it myself! OH! heheheh...(shifty
eyes, whispers) does Itachi snore, and/or have a teddy, or something to that
effect?...I'm making a digital scrapbook, so I would LUV to know! n.n
heheh..(normal voice) well, tell me if you want some more sushi, or something!
Kakuzu: heheh...(point to Inu all dressed up with a concealing spell and on a
chain leash) oh, he's DEFINATELY going. (looms over Inu also) oh! and
(whispers so Inu, Kag and Sess can't hear her) how about we get Sess and Kag
together? Inu would flip his lid! think about it... and Konan would have more
blackmail!
Sasori: YAYEE! go kick his a.s.s! WHOOT WHOOT! GO REDHEADS! heheheh...
Orochimaru's gonna get it now! and yes, I think he's very attractive, yet
creepy. and Kakuzu's not too bad of a looker either! and I won't pray you with
windex... scout's promise! (lol never been a scout!) so no, I won't spray you.
OROCHIMARU, on the other hand... maybe later.
Yaku- heheheh...(observes girl's blush) well, I can SMELL your lies...(evil
grin) no way to get past me! n.n and I hjave a multiitude of other magnets,
and you cannot find them! BWAHAHAHAHA! n.n but I solemly swear on my honor to
not send them after your boyfriend. (smirks)
Zetsu: OMIJASHIN! (looks at K.O'ed Zetsu) NOLEE! NO TUNA FOR A WEEK! (Cat
slinks off) wow...(inspects scratches) you're gonna need to get those cleaned.
(sit's by Zetsu's head, and places it on her lap while she cleans the wounds)
you don't know how many times I've had to clean Inuyasha's, or even
Sesshoumaru's...they're so troublesome when they're stubborn! (finishes up,
then puts his head on a pillow) there. anyway, seriously. Naraku's acting VERY
odd. (points to Naraku hugging K.L.K's pillow in his sleep)... no idea. if
Konan and the others WANT to help, they can!
Konan: n.n ARIGATOU! well, I dunno if my MOM would let me... however my DAD
doesn't CARE... and thanks for the opinion! n.n well, have you been to the
dentist before? I've gotten fillings so often, I can eat AND drink WHILE I'm
numb, and not chew up the inside of my cheeks! plus I can talk normally...
what about you? the questions for everyone, also! O! (gives twenty pics and
five tapes of Inu's and everyone elses embarassing moments) heheheh...
BLACKMAIL!
Pein: heheh... welcome to the world of perverted girls, Pein...XD no
seriously. sorry about the magnets, but how else am I supposed to get you? and
to Yaku, no worries! I like ALL akaysuki guys, but Pein as only a bro! also
Hidan, Sasori, and Tobi as brothers, so yeah.
Tobi: YAYS! (takes back tray) you ate all the cookies! (puts CD in Cd player,
the Hamster song starts) COMEON, Dance, you guys! DANCE PARTY! (starts
dancing) and good that you promised...
Diedara: yeah, I'd rather bwe related to a hyper dide! n.n plus IF I was
related to a prep, I would have gone and done what Itachi did! ya know, Killed
his clan? (you DO know that Tobi has had a 'Kick Me' sign on you for a few
weeks now... (takes off sign) and yeah... you know, I really actually think
you're just so Kawaii! I am outspoken with my feelings, though, but I respect
that you're taken...UI also thin Itachi's HAWT, no matter how much he thinks
he isn't.
Hidan: okay! (hugs him back) you see, I think of you as a brother! and she
hasn't come back YET... I think that Kagome either took her soul back, or
she's taking an awfully long time to find the ashes... probably the latter,
though. o! and thanks! Inuyasha hasn't got the notion t ostop messing with me,
YET, so I just beat him up, and hope it gets the message to his baka pup
brain!
OOH! OHH! I LIKE A GOOD STORY! (sits in front of Yaku with a notepad and some
popcorn and soda, with Miroku sitting beside her) monk, if you grope me, I'll
get you back...
Miroku- I won't, K.L.K-chan! I promise!
K.L.K- (raises eyebrow)...hn...
O! and the Avatar conclusion? AWESOME! n.n Aang ended up with Katara, Zuko
ended up with May, and Sokka ended up with Suki!...(sniffles) I WANT
ZUKO/KATARA, GODDMANNIT! (spelled wrong on purpose)
Ja Ne, K.L.K
Akatsuki- (chants with her) KISS KISS KISS!!1
Pein & Yaku- STOPPIT!
Hidan- Konan get your camera.
Konan- already had it out (taping)
Hidan- Okay then.. this is taking too fucking long. (walks up behind Yaku and Pein's couch.
Pein & Yaku- ?
Hidan- (pushes them together)
Pein & Yaku- (dodgyness)
Konan-… Well this will take a while to get recorded…(puts camera away)
Akatsuki- awwwwwwwwwww……damn.
Pein-……..-.-
Yaku-….. -.- (glares)
Hidan- it had to be done…but it didn't work…
Pein & Yaku- I despise you.
Hidan- someone said that in a movie once…
Itachi-…3…..well I'm glad you don't…. but… fine as long as you don't show the picture to anyone…(blush) you say what?
Yaku- Actually speaking of pictures…… here's one dedicated to the readers of this fanfic…. Go to the link in other words.. if its not clickable then copy and paste into the url bar… s88./albums/k194/SasukeSoSexy/?actionview¤takatsuki2.jpg
Kisame-…hmmm I'll have to get back to you on that one… but more sushi would be accepted….and sashimi……
Kakuzu- Wait kagome? Or koga?
Yaku- KOGA KOGA KOGA!…Srry Yaoi fan here……
Sasori- (holding orochimaru's head) Oh then should I go put this back on him since you like him? And…hmmm.. okay good… no windex….
Yaku- (points at Pein) HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND! (voice cracks)
Pein- She's… She's… not…. SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND EITHER! (his voice cracks as well)
Konan- (recording)… hehehe… dude you're 26… and your voice just cracked….and got really high….
Pein-…shutup….(blush)
Zetsu-…Thanks…….bleh…(passes out)
Konan- Too lazy…… don't feel like it at the moment.
Sasori-… hmmm I might help… (trying to reattach oro's head)
Konan-… BLACKMAIL!! Shweet… you all have been very helpful….and..hmmm.. I've never had to go to the dentist.. well except for like check ups and stuff….
Everyone else- same.
Yaku- though I did take a ….drill of sorts to my canine teeth… and they're now vampire teeth… and I did it without making them shorter… and yes I know what I did was very stupid….
Pein-…..(sigh) I forgive you I suppose… and I'm used to people being perverted…..especially when Hidan makes us play strip poker everynight…..
Audience- he does?
Hidan- HELL YEAH! What the fuck do you think we do after you people leave?!
Audience- (sweat drop)
Konan-…Yeah… and Hidan you really need to stop loosing on purpose.
Hidan- But I like it when every fucking thing is breezy…..
Yaku- NOOOOOOOOOO! HE CAN LOOSE ON PURPOSE IF HE WANTS!
Konan-…. But then he's sitting in the chair naked and we have to get a new chair.
Yaku- but but…. I DON'T CARE IF HE'S A MAN WHORE! HE'S A SEXY-ASS MAN WHORE!
Hidan- Thank you.. and wait… I'm NOT A MAN WHORE!
Pein-.. Yes you are…..
Deidara- Are too. Un.
Pein- Hmm… All who agree Hidan is a man whore?
All (except Hidan)- (raise their hands) Aye.
Pein- All opposed?
Hidan- (raises hand) NAY DAMNIT!
Tobi- OMG CURSING HORSEY!! BAD HORSEY BAD! (Hits Hidan with a stick)
Hidan- STOPPIT! Actually…..That feels good… keep doing that…. (sits on a couch in his boxers sipping grape juice from a wine glass)
Tobi- (Still hitting him with a stick)
Yaku- This is amusing……
Pein- It is isn't it?
Tobi- . (hits Hidan in tune with the hampster dance)
Deidara- (while dancing) Thanks for taking that off, Un and…. Hmm… Okay thanks I have another fangirl (dances with K.L.K) you know.. I think id do what itachi did too…
Hidan- well at least she hasn't reappeared… and heh still doesn't get it does he?(still on the couch)
Konan- oh hey K.L.K I can answer the question from before and add a bit more info… yes.. Itachi has a Teddy…. Here (hands K.L.K the teddy) and.. hmm… Pein is one of the first people to loose in strip poker….and… that's all I,ve got to say at the moment.
Yaku- well the story goes like this… Some years back In 7'th grade… yea I partially remember 7'th grade…. I was in Beginning band… cause I experiment with electives…. And being the more perverted in a middle school guy way than a middle school guy, girl that I was everytime the teacher said something like BLOW HARDER, Or suck on it, or bring it back into your mouth more or anything like that while we were on the topic of clarinet I would laugh along with the boys… yes I know stupid story but that's what it was and the point of it tho was that I made this up.. BLOW HARDER BITCH I DON'T PAY YOU FOR NOTHING COME ON BRING IT IN MORE! SUCK ON IT SUCK ON IT! BLOW HARDER! And it used to be like 5 min long but I forgot what the rest of it was…… well that's it byze!
Welll eh… still would like to here about any otakon goers… and if you don't review and u just read but u can review.. just send it in a review and say your going….