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A moment of thanks to Mark, Bob, Steve, and graphic artist Stephen Silver. Great season ending episode.
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Just Forget the World…
Rescue:
Hot and cold. A splendid combination, if you are talking about vanilla ice cream and hot chocolate sauce. A hot summer day made better by drinking a glass of cold lemonade. Ron could think of various hot/cold food combinations he served at the restaurant. And all of them so enjoyable.
At 30,000 feet, Ron Stoppable was freezing and roasting at the same time and not enjoying a minute of it. Although the aircraft they were in had a perfectly good air conditioner, Ron was definitely feeling the heat coming from Kim's eyes, and felt the cold shoulder she was giving him as he explained to her about the 'sitch with Monique.
"Kim, it's not my fault. How was I to know she was feeling this way?" Ron tried to reason with Kim. "I was asleep, ask Shego. She was there!"
Kim's eyes became fiery slits as they turned towards Shego, "Oh who else was there?"
Shego could not resist the chance, "Yeah, I was outside the door in the hallway and saw the whole thing, She was sitting there in some red hot item, her upper feminine side hanging out all over the place, her nearly bare legs, and she was stroking his back. He just lay there in his boxers muttering something about 'I love you' while she was touching him. You were out cold Ron, she must have really rocked your world."
Kim's head snapped up and stared into his eyes, "So, while I'm away, you've got Monique in bed with you, stuffed into MY new nightgown, and she is rubbing her hands all over you. Shego is playing voyeur outside in the hallway, who else was sharing our bedroom? I guess I should be thankful that I had Yori in my sight the whole time."
Ron looks at Shego, "Thanks a hell of a lot. How about a little support here, you know, got my back and so forth?"
The grin on Shego's face almost wrapped around her ears and met behind her head, "But Ron, Monique had your back, squeezing with both hands, I might add."
Kim clenched her fists and then stomped her feet so hard, Ron thought the plane would fall from the sky.
Hirotaka, sitting silently in the standard lotus position, over to the side, actually twitched at the loud sound. Kim jerked her head around to give him a quick stare. He gave her a small grin and then closed his eyes once more. Ron may have been the true Monkey Master, and as such had Hirotaka's allegiance, but Hirotaka knew better than to try and interfere between these two.
Kim turned her fury back at Ron, "Ronald Stoppable, you are horrible, when I get you home, oh the pain I am going to put you through."
By this time Shego just lost it, falling out of her seat and rolling on the floor laughing, "Amp down Kimmie, Ron had nothing to do with this. Actually Ron really was asleep. He had worked at the restaurant the night before, so Monique stayed the night for the babies and, of course, would be there in the morning. She probably came back to the house after he had already taken care of the kids and had crashed on the bed. He didn't say 'I love you" to Monique, what he said was, 'Oh Kim, I miss you too'. True, she was cramming herself into that red teddy, but how was he to know, he was asleep, and you know what he's like when he's that way?"
Kim and Shego looked at each other and both women said, "Oblivious."
"Jinx…," yelled Ron, only to have the rest of the old saying stick in his throat at the look the two women were giving him.
"So Kim, feeling better about your faithful Ron? Oh, and by the way Kim, aren't you the one who gave her a spare key? This way she could come into your house whenever she wanted to?"
"Yeah," said Kim calmly, "I did." With three big bounds, she leaped over and grabbed Ron in the biggest hug she could. "Oh Ronnie, sweetie, please forgive me, I didn't mean to be so jealous. I missed you so much, and to be told that someone was trying to move in on my Ron." Her eyes quickly narrowed, and she continued speaking in a low growl, " my Ron, my man, my family…Oh she is so dead!"
Kim suddenly released her hug from Ron, and turned to point an angry finger at Shego, "And so, my other best friend, did you roast her alive, or what?"
Shego took a quick step back from Kim, "Nope, I already had my fun that morning with Dementor's goons. I'll let you handle this one, let her sweat a little, wondering if I have told you anything."
Kim started to sneer, and Ron again felt the heat coming from the woman he loved, so grateful that it wasn't aimed at him. "Best friend huh? Wants to have some fun with my husband huh? I'll show her fun, I am going to laugh the whole time I am killing her."
Dr. Director yelled from the front, "We will be reaching Hawaii in a few minutes, sit down and buckle up. I need to refuel and we will be back up shortly
Drew:
The smell of burnt electrical wiring and the distinctive odor of ozone only helped to mask the reek coming from Drew's head. With his pony tail now just a memory and his eyelashes missing, Drew never seemed happier. "AHA, see I told you it was just a matter of changing the laser frequencies towards the red end of the spectrum."
Wade and Olivia, slowly raising their heads up and looking fearfully over the edge of an upturned work table, were wide eyed with fear. The husband and wife team then looked at each other and spoke in unison, "Are you okay sweetheart?"
"Jinx," yelled Drew, "I always wanted to say that…", only to have the rest of the old saying stick in his throat at the look the couple were giving him.
"DREW LIPSKY," hollered Wade. "Do you realize what you just did, or could have done?" Wade stood up and lifted Olivia up and into his arms in a protective hug. "You want to do something stupid and kill yourself, go ahead, BUT LEAVE MY WIFE AND I OUT OF THIS!!!!!"
"I was only trying to help, after all I am the expert here in offensive laser systems," Drew puffed his chest out, only to expose the burn marks on his outfit.
Wade just seemed to get madder and louder, "I told you this was not an offensive weapon. These lasers are strictly for use as a detection device. They were only meant to be used to watch around the perimeter of their house. You promised me you wouldn't touch this equipment." With tears forming in his eyes, Wade looked to Olivia and tightens his grip on her, "I could have lost you, just when we are starting our family."
Olivia took her husbands head into her hands and looked with love into his wet eyes, "I am okay sweetheart, we will have that family, and I promise you that. Now let me go, I hear the children waking up, all this has noise has probably scared them."
Wade turns back to Drew, "You will disable all systems immediately, until I have a chance to personally inspect each and every single one. What would you do if this had been one of the twins in this room, or your own son Jesse? I don't think Kim and Shego would be as forgiving as my wife. And think about what Global Justice would do, if they knew you were doing this?"
Drew just grimaced at the thought of Will Du and Global Justice showing up at the door, only to realize what Shego and Kim would do to him. "Fine I'll have everything offline in a few minutes. But just don't blame me if some evil villain shows up wanting to start world wide domination from their door steps, and we can't stop them"
Beep Beep Be Beep
Beep Beep Be Beep
Villain:
Pain, pain and blackness, and what is that horrible smell? Josh starts to open his eyes and realizes that the smell is coming from the clothes he is wearing. Oh my head, and my face, he reaches over and touches the left side of his face, Ouch, that hurts. As he struggles to sit up, he realizes that he is not alone, wherever this is. "Hello, where am I?"
A large gentleman in a grey uniform bends down from his chair and sticks out a hand to help Josh to his feet. "Mr. Mankey, you are in the secure hands of LAX Security. So what happened? We get a call a few hours ago about a drunk sleeping it off in one of the bars. I come on down and find you out cold on the floor. You don't seem to be drunk, and no one saw any fight. You still have your ID on you as well as your money and airline tickets, so you weren't mugged. But you do have what will become a beautiful black eye."
"I really don't remember, I went into the bar to get a drink, waiting for a flight, and the next thing I remember, I am here on the floor." Josh quickly remembered not to mention the discussion he had with the two ladies in the bar. Fewer questions will mean he could get out of here faster. "I know I have missed my flight, can I go now and make other arraignments?"
The guard stood up, "Sure thing, LAPD shows no warrant for you, you haven't done anything wrong, and unless you got anything else you want to tell me, I can't hold you here. Just need you to sign a few forms, an incident report and a release for your things we took off of you, and you are free to leave."
"Great, help me up and where do I sign?"
A short time later, and a few devastating smiles at the lady at the airline counter, and his tickets were accepted and he was booked on the next flight out, tomorrow in the morning.
This will be cutting it close. I should still arrive there before Stoppable shows up. Damn you Ron, even when you are not here, you somehow manage to screw up my plans and my life. I am going to enjoy my revenge even more now.
Rescue II:
Betty Director, walks back to the passenger part of her personal GJ issue hyper jet. Shego is asleep, stretched out over two seats. Hirotaka is still sitting in the same position, never seeming to move the entire flight back. Betty shakes Shego awake, "We will be over California airspace in one hour. We will reach Middleton in a few hours. You might want to wake the Stoppables."
Shego get up and stretches. She then walks further back to Kim and Ron, She finds them on the floor all snuggled together under a couple of blankets, and taps Ron's bare foot with her boot. "Wake up you two. What, one set of twins not enough for you?" Kim just looks up from Ron's bare chest and smiles, "No Big Shego, just reminding him who he belongs to."
Shego smiles as she remembers the last time she reminded Drew who he belongs to. "No Big Kim, or is that real BIG Ron?"
Ron just rolls onto his back and quietly says "Booyah."
Beep Beep Be Beep
Shego grabs the Kimmunicator, "Go Tech Boy, What's up?"
Drew:
Wade and Olivia both jump at the sound coming from the laptop. Wade reaches over and hits a few keys. "Great, there he is. He sure isn't being quiet about this."
Olivia wraps her arm around her husband's waist, "Who are you talking about Honey?"
"An old acquaintance of Ron and Kim. We think he has come back from the past and was to blame for the attack on Kim and Yamanouchi. You never met him, but he and Ron have a bad history over Kim, back in high school." Wade returns the hug. "I've told you about the history of Team Possible and their relationship prior to the Diablo's situation."
Olivia, never one to pass up a good story from Wade's past then asked, "So what do you mean he 'isn't being quiet about this' I mean if he is a threat?"
Wade eyes start to gleam. "With all his efforts to try and get to Kim, he never even knew I existed and probably still doesn't know the extent of what I do for them. What I meant is that I setup a bot to screen for any transactions using his credit cards and to alert me when anything happens. See, he has bought new airline tickets for Middleton, using his real name and is not even trying to cover his tracks. Not a very smart move. Sweetie, call Ron and Kim for me. They need to know this."
Drew comes back into the room, "See I told you we needed some protection. Nya Nya Nya."
Wade lets go of his wife and walks all 6 foot 210 lbs of himself over and gets into Drew's face, "You will disable this 'Deathtrap Security' device NOW, before I get really mad."
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