Rubedo: So, this is how much this has changed while I was gone?

Wilhelm: Well, you are in half of this work.

Rubedo: But it's the slave work!

Wilhelm: Befitting, no?

Rubedo: Screw this; I'm going to have my magic typewriter handle this!

Wilhelm: Typewriters are a thing of the past.

Rubedo: Your face is a thing of the past!

Wilhelm: And it is still quite handsome.

Rubedo: Back to the Stone Age with you!

To…Izayoi Sakuya: Now, I'm not sure if you are actually referencing the character from Touhou or not, but if so, you have gained massive awesome points from me. ZA WARUDO. Anyways, thanks for keeping up with me, and I hope you enjoy this one!

Settle the debate: Pirates or Ninjas?

Pirates ninja loot. Ninjas pirate loot. I say, pirates are better since ninja is a much better action than pirate.

If anything can be said about FFVII in general, it's that people to like Vincent and Reno a lot than all the other characters. What's the secret of their popularity?

Vincent is Twilight's Edward in Final Fantasy form. It's not Reno they're interested in; it's his tongue.

What was with chaos'...bulge...in Xenosaga I? Can you say wardrobe malfunction
because I'm pretty sure that something went wrong...

He's just super excited…in the wrong place.

How would you feel if you were paired off with Kevin? And trust me, it has
happened.

I would eat myself. Wait, I just ate myself.

Why does chaos never really seem to eat anything, even when he so clearly has food placed right in front of him?

He's watching his delicate figure of course, needs to fit into his spandex.

Why is the Compass' cube green?

It wants to be hugged.

If you were a soup, would you be any less awesome?

I'd be even more dashing. Buy Wilhelm Soup today. I need commercials, NOW.

Regular ice cream or ice cream sandwiches? And why?

Ice cream of course. Cone Sandwich. Because the sandwich squishes the lovely ice cream into submission while the cone wraps it tenderly in its arms.

Why did my cordless mouse's battery run out?

It just wet itself in my presence.

Have you beaten Kid Icarus?

Unfortunately I have never played it. But in Brawl, I always went for that little bitch. It's highly annoying when you have a bugger who can fly, zone you with arrows, and also block projectiles that come in front of him.

If your head blew up, would you die, or are you just too awesome?

Being awesome is not even a question. My head would be (and is) the very best, like no head ever was.

If you had a teddy bear, would it eat small children?

Have you seen my bear Tibbers?

Can you perform the Vulcan Neck Pinch?

Would you care to be my guest?

Which has more win: Nintendo, Sony, or Microsoft, and why?

Nintendo, hands down. Your gaming conference known as "E3," was quite interesting to watch. Sony/Microsoft is practically copying the Wii with their "Moves" and "Kinects," while Nintendo brought back a good portion of your favorite franchises of the past. I support plumbing.

If no one is worthy of playing as you, is anyone worthy of playing as a cosplayer of you?

…no. No one would *ever* get my hair right.

If you could pick on side of the Triforce, which would you choose? Why?

Power of course. If you had power, you would naturally have courage, and you must be wise to use your power carefully, else you will be slain by an elf in tights.

How did your death scene get to be so epic, and yet still render Kevin's sacrifice meaningless?

Because Kevin is not a disco ball.

If you were to have more Testaments, what would be their colors?

Purple, pink, maroon, and vanilla sprinkles.

What is Kirby anyway? And how can he survive, being just a ball of pink whatever-he-is?

Yarn. He can unravel and eat anything!

What's your favorite number?

Me.

Apart from yourself, what is the most badass main villain ever?

Kefka from Final Fantasy 6. The man represents.

Have you ever failed at anything? Even slightly? Just a tiny pinprick of failure?

I failed to get rid of this person who created this absurd fortune telling service.

What would you do if you woke up in a bed with a naked Shion and chaos on
top of you?

Sorry, you must be mistaken. Those two are just part of my personal harem, Shion and chaos would never be a part of it.

Why does shooting an arrow at the sun give you magic fire arrow powers?

That is a tear. You have hurt the sun with your arrow. Shame on you.

What is your favorite Latin quote?

Adversus solem ne loquitor.

Why do you hate Rubedo so much? What has he done to you?

To remind you, he is the one who created this work and has put me under this binding contract.