Marlene: Why does Tifa wear makeup?
Barret: To look pretty.
Marlene: But she's already pretty.
Barret: Yeah, that she is
Marlene: Dad, you should wear makeup.
Marlene: I think a boy likes me. He drew me a dinosaur.
Barret: That could mean anything.
Marlene: The dinosaur had a hat.
Barret: *Oh shit.*
[watching a guy on TV do CPR]
Marlene: Why is he kissing her?
Barret: He's not. He's saving her life.
Marlene: I'd rather die.
Marlene: What happens when you die?
Barret: You go to the Lifestream.
Marlene: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff?
Marlene: Why do you go to work?
Barret: They pay me a salary.
Marlene:
Barret:
Marlene: I don't even like celery.
Marlene: Will I have a baby in my belly someday?
Barret: If you want to.
Marlene: No thanks. That's where I put my candy.
Marlene: If Tifa is making a baby in her belly, why are people congratulating Cloud?
Barret: well, see, he helped her make it.
Marlene: How?
Barret:…..
Barret:….
Barret: ….he read her the instructions.
Marlene: oh
Barret: Hey, where are the last cookies?!
Marlene: a ninja took them
Barret: A ninja?! I havent seen any ninjas!
Marlene: No one ever does
Barret:…..
Marlene: check and mate
Marlene: *points to a dead squirrel on the road* He was a boy.
Barret: How can you tell?
Marlene: He was stupid enough to get hit by a car.
Barret: That's not the shirt I sent her to daycare in.
Cloud: But it's the right kid?
Barret:Yes.
Cloud: Awesome. I'm going to play Xbox