Chapter 25, enjoy! Sorry about the delay, Finals week in Japan but, to make up for the delay...this is a super long chapter!

Warning: Genderbending, A little girl on girl action and plain old smut!

Enjoy! Disclaimer in chapter 1

Smuts Shots

Chapter 25

A Woman Like Me

Eh...just look at the warnings and chapter name, you'll know what it's about.

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Harold Evanston felt as though he had been hit with a truck, the moment he woke up. His body hurt and every organ in his body hurt as well. Harold rolled in the bed and sat up on the edge of it, covering his eyes and hissing in displeasure, as every muscle protested him moving. What in the fuck happened to him last night?!

Harold got up from the bed and paused, uncovering his eyes and blinking. He felt odd, not odd in that I'm feeling ill odd. It was another odd, like…something was different about him odd and it wasn't a good odd either.

Harold felt lighter, like there was less mass on his bones, and he felt smaller too. The flannel pants he wore to sleep were falling down, and the shirt he threw on was swimming on his frame. Harold patted down his sides, and his shoulders and then patted his breasts to make-

Holy shit….

Harold's eyes widened and he ran over to the large mirror that was above his dressers. What he saw made him light headed.

There, in the mirror, was a person looking back at him. This person had the same milk chocolate skin as he did, they also had the same almond shaped amber colored eyes but the ones in the mirror were surrounded by full eyelashes that would make any woman jealous. The person was smaller than Harold, who stood at a nice 6'2, the person in the mirror stood at maybe 5'7. The person also had hips and curves and a pair of rather large breasts. Harold shook his head and then said, "This isn't happening…"

Harold slapped a mouth over his mouth, his eyes wide with horror. That wasn't his voice! That was a woman's voice, all soft, and womanly. Harold looked back into the mirror, and finally came to the realization that this was indeed him and that yes, he was indeed a woman. Harold did the only logical thing that he could think of in this type of situation; scream and promptly pass out.

It was the best outcome, really.

When Harold woke up, he was on his back, looking up at the ceiling and he was still, indeed, a woman. He didn't need to check in the mirror, he could feel his large breasts, resting on his chest. Harold let out a whimper and covered his eyes.

"This is really happening," Harold whined, sitting up and looking down at his chest, "I have breast, and I've lost my penis…."

Harold stuck his hand down his bottoms and, instead of a penis, he felt folds of warm skin of his new highly sensitive genitalia. Embarrassed and a bit disturbed, Harold pulled his hands from his pants and fell back on the floor, covering his eyes and trying to keep the hysteria down. Okay, what could he do? How in the hell did this happen?! Why did this happen to him?! Who could he go to now?!

Harold cracked one eye open, hearing loud knocking on his bedroom door and then a sharp, "Harold! Wake the fuck up, if you want hot water for your shower, and if you don't want me to drink your juice, again."

"Stephanie!" Harold said, sitting up and looking over to the closed door, "She can help me!"

Harold scrambled up on his feet and ran over to the door, wrenching it open with a loud, "Stephanie! You have to-ACK!"

"Oh my god," Stephanie Plum hissed, pouncing on Harold, "A woman….Harold finally bought a woman home to bed with him….and it's not me!"

"You're in a relationship, woman!" Harold said, pushing Stephanie off him, "And I'm not some woman from a random bar!"

"You're right, Harold has more taste than that and plus…he doesn't drink," Stephanie mused sitting up, "You must be an escort!"

Harold bristled and said, "I would never hire an escort, you crazy sloot!"

"Only Harold calls me a sloot," Stephanie said, giving Harold the stink eye, "You must know Harold intimately, for you to know that, are you his sister?"

"NO!" Harold boomed, his face flushed and eyes wild, "I am Harold! Look at me, I'm a woman, Stephanie!"

"Yeah fucking right, alright, 'Harold!'"Stephanie said with a hiss, "Tell me something that Harold would only know, you hussy!"

"Okay, two years ago, you tried to seduce me with a pair of edible panties that you were allergic to and you had a rash the size of Texas on your vagina, couldn't walk straight for a month and you were too embarrassed to take your crazy self to the hospital," Harold said, crossing his arms and glaring at Stephanie, who blushed and had the nerve to look shameful.

"Okay…you're Harold," Stephanie said, with a sigh, walking around the woman, "And Harold swore to never tell a soul about that incident…how in the hell did this happen?!"

"I don't know!" Harold whined, sitting down at the kitchen bar, "I went to sleep as a man and woke up as a woman!"

"Well, what happened last night?" Stephanie asked, sitting beside Harold, patting the man's shoulder, "Maybe something happened…."

"Well, nothing really, except, I helped this woman at her shop, I stopped a robbery and afterwards she was mumbling about fate and other stuff like that, I think she did something," Harold said, with a shrug, "I don't know, I'm use to the freaky stuff, I work with demons and humans and supernatural creatures, heck, I am a demon…."

"Well, let's skip work and go find the lady," Stephanie said, getting up from the kitchen bar, grabbing Harold's hand, "Come on, let's get you into some of my clothes, you're a woman now, you can't wear your suits, they're too big for you!"

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"Did you see that man?!" Harold hissed, covering his chest with his small female hands, "He was raping me with his eyes!

Stephanie gripped Harold's arm tighter and turned to look at the man that was giving her friend a once over. She rolled her eyes and watched as the man raked his eyes up and down Harold's frame and lick his lips. Stephanie turned to Harold and said, "Get used to it, sister, they're going to be doing that to you all the time."

Stephanie shook her head and sighed. Harold went from a handsome, dashing man to an incredibly beautiful woman. In the last few moments of them walking down the busy street, the newly turned woman had gotten hit on over a dozen times. She would have to beat those men off with a stick, if it kept going on like this.

Also…

"How can you walk in those shoes I didn't pick out for you?!" Stephanie asked, watching Harold walk, with ease, in a pair of 5 inch black FMP, "You were a man yesterday!"

"Oh, I've done undercover work as a woman," Harold said, with a shrug, pulling the short sleeved sweater tighter around his chest, "I'm use to walking in pumps."

"Eh…I don't want to know, are you sure you're not gay?" Stephanie asked, leading Harold past a couple of men who gave him a good look over, "I mean, you have great taste in clothes, you never bring a woman home, or, for that matter, even think about women, I've been through your computer, brat, you don't even look at porn!"

"I don't think about men that way either," Harold deadpanned, leading Stephanie down an alleyway, "I'm….asexual…."

"That sounds about right," Stephanie said, tugging at one of her brown curls, "I mean, I'm so sexy, we live together and I've been trying to seduce you for three years."

Harold rolled his eyes and stopped suddenly, saying, "Here's the shop, Wendy's Wonderful World…or whatever."

Stephanie stomped over to the door and said, "Good, now, let's go get your gender problems fixed!"

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"You make such a beautiful woman," Wendy cooed, pinching Harold's cheek, a smile on her face, "My goodness, you must have those men lining round the block."

Harold pushed the eccentric woman off his cheek and said, "Please, tell me, what in hell you did to me?!"

Wendy smiled and ushered Stephanie and Harold to sit down on a loveseat. She smiled at the two women and then said, "Well, sweetheart, I was just fixing a problem made long ago."

"What problem, there was no problem!" Harold said his eyes wide with horror, "I have no idea what you're talking about!"

"Well, sweetheart, for one thing, you were a woman trapped in a man's body, and I'm not talking about you being transgender, I mean, you were literally a woman stuck in a man's body," Wendy said, sitting down beside Harold on the arm rest of the love seat, "Now, darling, female demons just don't exist, and the problem with you was that, you were supposed to be a woman but mother nature and genetics just couldn't do it and so, you were born as a male. Fate let me step in and fix that problem, and now, you're what you're supposed to be, a beautiful, female demon. I bet those male demons are going to be fighting to the death over you, oh it's so romantic!"

"Change me back, I don't want to be a woman!" Harold hissed, standing up, "They bleed out of orifices, I can't handle that!"

"Oh, darling, when fate fixes a mistake, it's a permanent fix," Wendy said, patting Harold's cheek, "I suggest finding a new name Harold, because you're a woman…for good."

Harold and Stephanie felt faint, more so Harold. He would be stuck as a woman for life, he would have to experience womanly things…oh goodness, he was going to-

"Oh," Stephanie said, digging out Harold's work phone, "You got a message from your work, they need you there, it's an emergency, bossman."

"I can't go there like this!" Harold hissed, groping his breasts, "I have breasts and I'm dickless!"

"Look, you are just going to have to man up about this, Harold," Stephanie said pushing at Harold, who let out a whine, "Go to work, settle the emergency and then we can go back home, munch on ice cream and you can cry on my shoulder."

"I'm not going to cry like some hormonal woman!" Harold snapped as Stephanie pushed him out of the shop, "I'm still a man on the inside."

"Honey, you were never a man on the inside…."

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"Bossman, were you undercover or something, because you're looking smoking hot!"

Harold hissed in displeasure and wrapped his arms around him tighter, walking past the grunt who was ten seconds away from getting the shit knocked out of him.

"Too bad those aren't real," Another grunt said, making Harold seethe, "Those breasts look nice and tasty."

"Alright you morons, get back to work!" Harold growled, putting his hands on his hips, "If I hear one more catcall from you berks, I'm going to ring you up by your necks!"

"What disturbs me," Stephanie said, watching the two lower ranked men flee, "Is the fact that they didn't even bat an eye at that fact that you're a woman, you must cross dress a lot."

"Stephanie," Harold said, in a low voice, "I'll kill you if you don't be quiet."

"Yes ma'am!" Stephanie said giving Harold a smirk and a mock salute.

"Okay, sloot, that is it-ack!" Harold let out a hiss as a pair of strong arms wrapped around his waist.

"Oh director, you're looking very lovely today, and you're breast are looking extra real today!" A voice said in Harold's ear, "You usually wear small breasts on missions!"

"Stephanie come and get your boyfriend!" Harold hissed as firm hands slid up to his chest, "Hey now! No touching those!"

"Carlos, please," Stephanie said as Harold was felt up by a pair of hands, "They're fun to play with, heaven knows, I played with them for a solid hour, but the bite you get isn't worth it."

"Babe, these are real," Carlos Manoso said, training chocolate brown eyes on his girlfriend, "Director, did you finally get a sex change?"

"Finally, what is that supposed to mean?" Harold asked, rounding on the man holding him, "You better talk, Manoso!"

"Well we were wondering when you would go and get a sex change," Carlos said, looking down at Harold, "I mean, you were practically a woman in a man's body…you don't like to drink, you don't hit on women, when we went to the strip bar, you sat in the corner reading a book, a book. You are a woman, Harold, in a man's body…or were a man, now that you've gotten a sex change, you're a woman, and you look really fine as a woman, I do have to ask…"

"Do you still have a penis?" Carlos asked, reaching down to cup Harold in between his legs.

"Okay!" Stephanie said, pushing Carlos away from Harold, "No, Harold didn't have a sex change, he got changed magically from a man to a woman, by some crazy witch."

Stephanie gave them both a smile and said, "Besides, I've seen the goods, there is no penis down there."

"Pervert," Harold said, walking past them and over to his office, "What's the emergency?"

"There's been a string of fires, caused by some pyromaniac that spits fire," Carlos said, following Stephanie and Harold into the office, "Seems like they've gotten out of hand and we've been contacted to take care of the problem."

"Well, get to it," Harold said, going into a file organizer and taking out a file, "Pick your partner and try not to use too much money, okay?"

"You need a woman's name," Stephanie said, walking up to Harold's desk and plucking him in the nose, "You're not a man anymore, so you need a new name."

"I say Roxanne, since he's fucking sexy now," Carlos said, digging through the file to take out a black diamond Visa card, "Roxanne Evanston."

"No, that's like putting a big red light on his forehead stating that he's a slut!" Stephanie said, glaring at Carlos, "Prudence is nice name…."

"That's an insult!" Carlos said, turning to his girlfriend, "Let's put her in a full body smock and throw on a chastity belt as well."

"Can you two please stop fighting in my office?" Harold asked, getting up and walking over to another file organizer, "First off, no, I don't like Roxanne, and second off, would you ever name your child Prudence, Stephanie?"

"No," Stephanie said, looking chastised, "But you do need a name, Harold, you can't be Harold all your life, you're a sexy woman now, and you need at least, a cute name to go with your new body."

"Heidi," A new voice said, making all three turn to the open door of Harold's office, "I think Heidi is a name suited for him."

"Vladimir, what did I tell you about sneaking up on me?!" Stephanie yelped, pouncing on the man in the doorway, "You and your silent steps, like a ninja or something."

"Diesel, just the man I was looking for," Carlos said, walking over to the tall, imposing figure and slapping his shoulder, "We have a mission, we need to find the pyromaniac, and then we come back and talk about the director."

"Yes, now shoo," Stephanie pushing both men out the office, "And don't come looking for Harold, we'll be busy shopping and getting make overs!"

Stephanie gave Carlos a kiss on the lips and then slammed the door on both of the men. She turned to Harold, watching the man hum softly, looking down at his nameplate, "Man, that Diesel sure is scary, why did you hire him?"

"He's good at what he does, Stephanie," Harold said, flipping his nameplate around, "He's silent and serious, that's what I like about him."

"So…" Stephanie asked, looking at Harold, crossing her arms, "Silent and dangerous, did you see the way he looked at you?! He looked as though he wanted to hurt you or something, I don't think he's safe to be around with, I bet he doesn't even like asexual people!"

"Please, Stephanie, he's not against me being asexual, in fact," Harold said, running his fingers over his nameplate, "Diesel is my date, when I cross dress."

"Oh ho," Stephanie said with a giggle, "Maybe he's mad because you're a woman now, maybe he's gay."

"I doubt it," Harold said with a chuckle, looking over to Stephanie, "He doesn't seem like the type…Hmm, Heidi, I like that name, I think I'm suited to be called Heidi and plus, it's close to my name."

"Okay, Heidi," Stephanie said, grabbing Harold's arm, "Come on, we need to get you a new wardrobe and make over your room, it's so asexual male, it needs to be asexual female."

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"Bosslady! Looking good, who knew you would look so sexy in a pencil skirt!"

"Damn bosslady, those heels make your legs go on for miles!"

"Hey bosslady, bend over and pick up that file for me!"

"I'm seriously going to gut you all and string you from the rafters!" Heidi boomed, rounding on the men following her, "You do not speak to a woman like that!"

"Aw come on boss, just because you're a woman now, doesn't mean you're a real woman," One of the men said, "Okay, that sounded wrong, but you're a man on the inside, we're just joking."

"Joking…." Heidi said, crossing her arms and glaring at the men, "You've been joking about this for three weeks, I'll be sure to put in a weekly seminar about sexual harassment, since you all have forgotten that it's unacceptable here at the agency."

"Don't be like that, bosslady, how about we relax your tense body, we'll get you all nice and relaxed," another man said, with a leer, "Show you the pleasures of being a woman."

"I think not!" Stephanie boomed, appearing behind the group, wielding a broom, "Get the fuck away from her, before I beat you all to death! Now go! Get out of here!"

Heidi shook her head and sighed as Stephanie chased after the men, swing the broom around wildly, "I'm going to fire all of them and hire some competent people."

"What did I tell you about wearing that skirt?!" Stephanie asked, walking back to Heidi, "You're just asking to be molested in it!"

"Everything I own is just waiting for me to get molested in, Stephanie," Heidi said, smoothing down her skirt, "To make things worse, you picked them out for me!"

"How was I supposed to know that you would be this sexy in them?!" Stephanie asked, placing the broom inside a closet, "Damn it woman, now I know I need to buy you a chastity belt."

Heidi ran a hand through her hair saying, "Well, you're not like my parents, they wanted to lock me up back home, when they found out about my change."

Being the only female demon in the world was hell. Heidi had to contend with all the male demons, her parents and trying to get used to the concept that she would never be Harold again. She had to switch doctors, who didn't understand a female demon's body, she had to get new identification, everything. She wanted to curl up in her bed and never get out of it. Plus this new body of hers was going through some odd changes like sometimes, she caught herself staring at some of her men and she would get this odd throbbing in between her legs. It was worse when they had come back from the gym, with their shirts off, six pack abs gleaming with water and sweat and when they lifted their arms to stretch their worked mu-

"Director, are you okay? You're looking a little flushed."

Heidi was pulled out of her thoughts by Diesel, who was right in front of her, looking down at her, his blue eyes dark and looking right into hers.

"Thaddeus," Heidi said softly, blinking her eyes slowly, "Oh, I'm fine, thank you for aski-"

Heidi's voice faded as a strong hand cupped her chin and her head was turned to and fro as Diesel gave her a once over. Satisfied with what he found, he hummed and then gently tucked a strand of hair behind Heidi's ear and said, "Be careful, yes?"

"Yes," Heidi said softly, as Diesel let go of chin and walked away.

"That fucking ninja!" Stephanie hissed, walking over to Heidi, who was stock still, "He comes up, unannounced and scares the shit out of me!"

"Yeah," Heidi said, her eyes soft, "And the way he smells too, it's so…male."

The throb was back and it was stronger than the throb that she had experienced with the men in the gym. Heidi had to clench her thighs together to relive the feeling. She could still smell Diesel on her and it had her knees weak.

"Yeah, male, nasty and gross," Stephanie said, grabbing Heidi by her hand and leading her out the agency, "Come on, let's go buy you some more conservative clothing. I'll have to get Carlos to watch you over here too, but that shouldn't be a problem, a few rounds of sex and he's like putty in my hand."

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"What's it like, being a woman?" Stephanie asked, jumping on Heidi's bed and snagging a cookie from the woman.

"You're a woman, you already know what it's like to be a woman," Heidi said, glaring at her friend, "That's a stupid question."

"I do, but…I want to know how you feel about being a woman, you were a man a month ago, now, you're a woman," Stephanie said, crossing her arms and lying beside Heidi, "Is it…different?"

Heidi sat back on her bed with a soft hum. She gave Stephanie a look and said, "Of course it's different, I mean, I have breasts and my penis is gone, but I don't mind that as much as I should because…it's what everyone kept telling me, I was a woman in a man's body."

Heidi turned to Stephanie and closed her eyes, "I didn't feel trapped in a man's body, no, it's just, I didn't feel anything at all, I wasn't acting like a man, apparently. I never touched my penis, except to go to the bathroom and wash and I never looked at a woman, or a man in any sexual manner. Being a woman has changed that. Sometimes, I get this throbbing in between my thighs, when I see some of the men at work, or sometimes, some of the women at work too."

That had Stephanie perking up and looking at Heidi, "Oh, really? Is it a good throb, or a bad throb?"

"I don't know," Heidi said, with honesty, "It's like, I need to relieve it, it's like, if I don't then I'll explode or something, but I don't know what to do."

Stephanie gave Heidi a coy smile and then, reached out and grabbed Heidi's arm. She leaned forward to her friend and said, "I can help you, Heidi, I'll teach you what to do, it's quite easy, here, let me show you."

Heidi let out a shocked gasp as Stephanie leaned forward and began to suck on Heidi's neck. She felt a hand grab at her waist and slide up to her breast, grabbing it gently and squeezing it. Heidi let out a squeak and then asked, in a breathless voice, "What are you doing?"

"Taking care of your problem, now relax," Stephanie said with a leer, her fingers finding a nipple and squeezing it tightly, making Heidi cry out softly in bliss, "Does this feel good, Heidi?"

It did feel wonderful, it was such a beautiful feeling and Heidi wanted more of it. Heidi let out a whimper and hissed, "More, please…."

Stephanie gave a breathless chuckle and said, "Don't worry, Heidi, I'll make sure you get all that tension released…I've been wanting to do this with you for a long time, Heidi, man or woman, you're still a fine catch."

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"You're not paying attention, Director," Diesel said softly, making Heidi jump and look over to the man, "I'm trying to brief you on the blizzard case, and you're looking lost."

"Oh, sorry Thaddeus," Heidi said softly, fanning herself, her eyes slightly glazed, "I was…thinking about something."

Something indeed, Heidi thought, fixing her papers. She had recalled the night she spent with Stephanie almost two weeks ago. Stephanie had spent the whole night showing Heidi the joys of being a woman. She had kissed and licked places that had her turning into a pile of goo. When she had asked Stephanie about Carlos, she had giggled and said that Carlos encouraged this type of behavior. It didn't help that Diesel was around her now, and every time she was around him the throb got worse. This time though, she knew what to do but….Diesel was here and she didn't want to do that in front of him…though, maybe she wanted to, Diesel was so….sexy.

"You're flushed, director," Diesel said softly, his eyes on Heidi's frame, a somewhat feral look in his eyes, "Is everything alright, director."

Heidi nodded softly, clenching her thighs together, "I'm fine Thaddeus, "I'm sorry to be so distracted…."

Heidi let out a sound as Diesel rushed over to her, inhaling her scent deeply. Diesel grabbed Heidi's arm and growl, "Director, you smell quite delicious today, what has you smelling like this?"

Heidi let out a whimper, as Diesel sniffed her neck, his nose brushing against her sensitive skin. She grabbed at Diesel's lapels and arched up into him. She felt Diesel rumble his approval and then hissed, "Director, you haven't told me what has you smelling so good, you're driving me wild with your scent."

Heidi opened her mouth to respond but a loud banging on her office door had the two looking over to it. Heidi let out a hiss as she heard not one but several men at her door, yelling at her through the door, and what they were saying wasn't Disney rated.

"Bosslady, you're wonderful scent is filling the office, let me help you!"

"Bosslady I have something I could help you out, you're practically begging for it!"

Heidi turned to Diesel, who snarled at the door and growl, "They will never touch you, Heidi, I've been waiting for this for a long time and I'm not about to let a bunch of lesser demons ruin this moment!"

"A long time?!" Heidi asked, as Diesel lifted her up into his arms, "I've only been a woman for two months!"

"Kitten, I'm about as fluid as they come," Diesel said, with a purr, leaning down to lick Heidi's neck, "You were a sexy man, and I meant to go to you, but I was too nervous. When you turned into a woman and those men began to follow you, I couldn't let them even dare touch you, I knew I would have to make my room, you just helped me out by becoming all sexy around me."

Heidi let out a yelp as Diesel made them disappear with a pop. She squeaked as she was tossed on a massive bed, covered in soft red cotton. Heidi looked around quickly before Diesel climbed on top of her. She must be in Diesel's bedroom, which screamed that an Alpha Male demon lived here. It was dark and the scent of Diesel surrounded her.

Heidi let out a moan as Diesel leaned down and kissed her on the lips, his tongue plunging into her mouth and his hands , gripping Heidi's hands and his knee spreading her thighs open. Diesel pulled away from Heidi and then said, "Beautiful, just beautiful…I can't wait to see this body."

Heidi bit her lip and watched as Diesel sat back on his hunches, unbuttoning his suit jacket and tossing it to the side. Heidi let out a sound and kicked off her heels, or slid them off by dragging the back of her shoes on the bed to slide them off. She reached up to take off her blouse but Diesel grabbed her hands, placed them back on the bed and said, in a low voice, "Kitten, just lay right there and I'll take care of you."

Heidi nodded her head and lay still, watching Diesel sit back and began to take off his shirt. Diesel unbuttoned his shirt and tossed it off, revealing his toned chest. Heidi licked her lips and arched her back. She smiled as Diesel grabbed his belt unbuckled it, pulling it off his slacks. Diesel then leaned down and began to unbutton Heidi's floral printed blouse, revealing a black front clasped bra. Diesel ran his hands over Heidi's stomach hissing, "I'll never get enough of you, Heidi, you're so beautiful, so sexy."

Heidi felt Diesel grab the waist of her skirt and then pulled them down, over her hips, down her thighs and then it was off, sailing to land right near Diesel's shirt and suit jacket. Heidi let out a sharp breath as Diesel took in the sight of her garters, which were holding up her thigh highs. Diesel's eyes darkened and he said, "Damn it, baby, you're looking fucking sexy in these garters, woman, you'll never wear these again, I know you'll be in them and it'll take a fucking army to stop me from jumping on you."

Heidi bit her lip blinked her eyes bashfully. Diesel ran a hand down her face and say, "Fuck, kitten, you are so beautiful."

Heidi let out a breathless noise, gripping Diesel's shoulders as he leaned down and kissed her on the lips, his hands in between them to unbutton his slacks. Diesel pulled away from Heidi's lips and began to kiss a path to her neck, nipping at the skin and sweeping his tongue around the area to sooth his bite marks. Diesel kissed down Heidi's neck, relishing the noises she made as he reached her collar bone. Diesel quickly shuffled off his pants, leaving him in only a pair of tight boxer/briefs that did nothing to hide his erection. Heidi sat up on the bed, looking at Diesel's erection. She looked up to Diesel and asked, in a soft voice, "May I see it?"

"Sure," Diesel said, pulling down his underpants, his erection springing forth, "Don't worry, it won't bite you."

Heidi sat up on her knees and whispered, "I'm not afraid of it, I use to have a penis, you know…." Turning her body and sliding on her stomach to get her face close to Diesel's erection, "Wow…it's so big."

"Is it?" Diesel asked, preening himself, "Well, I happen to be the biggest in the agency, Director, and I plan on showing you how well I can use it."

Diesel's breath hitched a bit, as Heidi reached out and grabbed his cock. She looked up at him, her eyes dilated and her lips curving up in a smile, "It's so big, I can hardly wrap my hands around it, and it's so long too."

Diesel let out a soft growl as Heidi began to rub the shaft with her hand. They shifted around the bed, until Diesel was leaning up against the head board and Heidi was in between his thighs, her hand sliding up and down his cock.

"Do you miss it?" Diesel asked Heidi, as she gave him a hand job.

"Miss what?"

"Having a penis," Diesel answered, lifting Heidi's head up so she could look at him, "You had one up until two months ago, does it feel weird not having one?"

"Not really, I feel comfortable being a woman, I feel much better being a woman than I did as a man," Heidi said, shrugging her shoulders, "My penis was something I used to go to the bathroom with, that's all it was. I like the feelings I get in my female body, so, to answer your question, no, I don't miss my penis. Besides, I have your penis to use now."

"That you do, now, how about you get me lubed up for you, Heidi," Diesel said, his blue eyes darkening.

Heidi looked around Diesel's room and said, "But, you don't have any lubrication around."

"I know, you should use your mouth," Diesel said, watching Heidi's eyes widen, "It's quite simple, you just lean forward and put your mouth on my cock."

Heidi grabbed Diesel's cock by the shaft and leaned down, her tongue snaking out to lick the head of Diesel's cock. She heard him hiss loudly and looked up asking, "Did I hurt you?"

"No, it's just that felt fucking fantastic," Diesel growled, lifting his hips up, "Do it again, baby."

Heidi looked back down at Diesel's cock and swiped her tongue on the head again. As her swipes became longer and more daring, she felt that strange throbbing between her thighs. Heidi clenched her thighs and sighed breathlessly, as she licked Diesel's cock. She nearly jumped when she felt a heavy hand on the back of her head and then Diesel grunted, "Suck on it, Heidi, I want to watch you give me head."

Heidi could feel the throb between her thighs pulse and then she nodded her head and opened her mouth. She wrapped her lips around the head of Diesel's cock and let the hand on the back of her head guide her, it was so big that Heidi could feel her jaw ache. Diesel kept a firm hand, guiding her up and down his cock, lifting her head up when she took him too deep in her mouth and gagged. The throbbing between her thighs was getting worse and Diesel's words were making it worse.

"Oh shit, Kitten, suck my cock, that's right. This can't be your first time, you practically inhale my dick down your throat. Fuck, Heidi your mouth feels so fucking good, you'll be a nice cock sucker soon."

Heidi let out a gasp as Diesel lifted her head up from his cock and kissed her deeply, his tongue pushing into her mouth. She yelped as he pushed her to lay on the bed, with him climbing in between her legs. He tore off her black panties and garters and milked in the sight of Heidi's pussy.

"You are so wet, it's ridiculous," Diesel chuckled, rubbing his erection on Heidi's pussy, watching her eyes widen at the sensation, "What's wrong, Kitten, does it feel bad? I can stop…"

"No! Don't stop," Heidi said, rocking her hips, her eyes closed, "It feels so good!"

Diesel watched as Heidi came undone, she had her head thrown back and the moans from her mouth were so fucking sexy. He rubbed himself on her for several moments before he pulled back, growling, "It's time to fuck, Director."

"Is it going to hurt?" Heidi asked, biting her lip nervously, "I…I'm a little scared, Thaddeus."

Diesel, leaned over Heidi, running his hand over her face. He kissed her gently and said, "It's going to hurt a little, but I'll make it feel good for you as well, I'll go slow, Kitten."

Heidi nodded her head and whispered, "I trust you…"

Heidi bit her lip as she felt Diesel push his erection up against her, pushing into her. She let out a breath, grabbing Diesel's shoulders as he pushed up against her, thrusting slightly to go in deeper. She let out a pained sound as he jerked his hips sharply, pushing into her. She could feel something tearing and then he was in her, pushing halfway into her. Heidi felt Diesel's thumb wipe away a tear from her cheek and murmured, "The worst part is over, Heidi, the first time is always painful."

Heidi nodded her head and gripped Diesel tightly, as he began to pull out and push back into her. It hurt slightly still, but Diesel's kisses distracted her from the pain. He began to pick up his pace, pushing in deeper, earning a soft sound from Heidi as he did. She heard the man above her growl and then she yelped as she felt a hand grabbed her bra and tore it off with ease, free her breasts, one of which was grabbed by a hand.

"So fucking tight, Kitten, fuck, I could get hooked on this, fuck this is so fucking good!" Diesel hissed, thrusting deeply into Heidi, watching her breasts bounce with each thrust, "Let's make you cum, before I bust a nut."

"What?" Heidi asked, breathlessly, before she let out a cry of shock as Diesel pulled out of her and twisted her on the bed so that she was on her knees and he was thrusting into her from behind. She let out a cry of pleasure as she felt large fingers find that magical tiny organ and play with it, rolling it, squeezing it, rubbing it, making bolts of pleasure course through her body. Heidi gripped the bed sheets, crying out with each thrust, her orgasm quickly approaching. She arched her back and let out a long wail as her orgasm hit her, her hips grinding against Diesel's groin and body shaking. It felt 200 times better than what Stephanie did, and the feeling of Diesel's cock in her was amazing.

"Amazing…it's so good," Heidi whimpered, her body slack in Diesel's grip, "Sex is so good…."

Diesel lifted Heidi's hips, pumped into Heidi a few more times before he came with a growl, filling Heidi up with his cum. He pulled out of Heidi and lay beside her, his hands reaching out to pull her to him. He felt her latch on to him and nuzzle his sweat covered chest.

"How are you?" Diesel asked Heidi, kissing her temple.

"Good, a little sore, but, wow, sex is so much fun, I think it's better as a woman," Heidi said, sitting up to look at Diesel, "It's way better as a woman."

"You wouldn't even know how it feels as a man," Diesel said, pulling Heidi up and kissing her, "You were a virgin as a man too."

Heidi shrugged and said, "I told you, my penis was only used to go to the bathroom!"

"Shush, now, how about we do something else with my penis," Diesel said, pushing Heidi on the bed.

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"You and Diesel sure have been fucking a lot," Stephanie commented lightly, watching Heidi fold her laundry, "I mean, you guys fuck every day, like three times a day, remember when I caught you two fucking in your office."

"Please, don't remind me," Heidi said, getting up and going over to the kitchen, "And Manoso was with you too…he politely invited himself into our sex session and Diesel almost killed him."

"I know, but I'm just saying," Stephanie said, watching her friend make a sandwich, "You two make bunnies look like one of those church couple that fuck every ten-did you just make a tuna jelly pickle sandwich?!"

"I did, I've been craving such weird food," Heidi said, lathering strawberry jam on a slice of bread, "I mean, it's so strange."

Stephanie laughed out loud and said, "Man, thank goodness you and Diesel have been using protection, or else you look and sound like a pregnant woman!"

Heidi, who had been chewing her meal, paused and said, around a mouth of sandwich, "Protection? Diesel and I are capable of protecting ourselves, we're strong agents!"

"I meant like birth control," Stephanie said, giving Heidi the stink eye, "I know you demons have different reproductive cycles, but you can still get knocked up!"

"Impossible, there are no female demons to get pregnant," Heidi said, swallowing her meal, "None at all….except for me…oh…"

Stephanie rolled her eyes, grabbed her phone and said, "I'll make the appointment to your doctor."

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"Two months along?" Diesel asked, looking over to Heidi and Stephanie, "So, the baby will be born in the summer…."

"Mhmm," Heidi said, rubbing her stomach, "And Stephanie wants to be the Godmother."

"And Carlos will be the godfather," Stephanie said proudly, hugging Heidi, "Oh, my beautiful Harold, who was once a man but is now an expecting mother, oh, the fates sure do love you."

"The fates aren't the only ones who loves her too," Diesel said, leaning over to Heidi and kissing her on the forehead, "Don't worry, we'll get married so we don't have a bastard child."

"Diesel! That's such a jerk thing to say," Stephanie said, just as Carlos came into the room with their meal, "Carlos talk to your friend about his choice of words! He just called his child to be a bastard!"

"Now wait a minute, I'm lost, Diesel is having a child?" Carlos asked, earning a head nod from Stephanie, "Congrats man, I would like to plant something in the Director too, she's smoking hot."

"Carlos, I swear to god, I'll kill you," Stephanie seethed, grabbing a steak knife, "I'll kill you and hide your body in a ditch!"

"Babe, but, it's the truth, besides, I remember you went down on the Director before Diesel knocked her up, and you told me that she had a smoking body too. There's no room for double standards…."

Heidi rubbed her face and sighed, "I'm surrounded by children."

"And in a couple of months, one of those will be ours," Diesel said, leaning over and kissing Heidi's temple again, "I love you so much, Heidi."

Heidi smiled as Diesel pressed his hand on her stomach. Maybe Parenthood will be as easy as being a woman.

Right?

END

(Parenthood and womanhood are not easy! 8L) Please leave a review, They're like crack! The line break at the bottom was copied from word, I was just too lazy to do the top. Any smut requests will be considered!