*Edges onto stage*

Hiya!

So this is not a chaptterrr *awkward laugh*

Alright I admit it I am procrastinating...but I was gone to a beach for a week and there was no WIFI! Nor was there any internet at all, it was horrible!

Anyway, I'm back and currently working on the next chapter...*checks clock* oh wow, it's almost midnight, how coincidental. But I'm really tired so I'll work on it tommorow. SO DON'T PLAN ON KILLING ME JUST YET!

AN: Yes, I was on Youtube while writing these, so there are more musical ones than on the other lists.

I hope you enjoy, this is the last of the lists...although I have an idea for something else of the EXTRAS variety.

ENJOY!

NONOS FOR MYSTICS!

1. Do not insult the capes.

-EVER.

-Especially in the presence of Chip, you will have Vida coming to kick your ass.

2. Do not ask why Nick is 20 and the others are younger (Xander being 18, Chip being 17, and the girls being 16) when they all look the SAME age! [AN: This comes from a legit website, its might be true!]

-Even though you really want to know why it's that way.

3. Telling Vida that the pink streak in her hair makes her look girly is a bad idea.

4. Do not hint that 'opposites attract' to two specific mystics.

-Even if they are being stupidly oblivious.

-*cough* NICK/MADDIE FOREVER! *cough*

5. Chip's zord is NOT Big Bird.

-Even if it does remind you of your sesame street days.

6. Do not ask why Necrolai's wings are on her head.

7. Yes, trains can fly, do not ask otherwise!

8. Do not question some of the accessories/enchantments that the team has.

-Rangers + boxing gloves = Mystic Rocky Balboa?

-Bigger muscles, like Xander needed even more of an ego.

-Train tickets instead of spells, like it wasn't weird enough already.

9. Yes, the Solar Knight has a magic carpet, a magic lamp and a giant cat.

-Do not ask why that is.

-And no it's not weird, why would it be?

10. Do not ask Uddonna/ Leanbow who Nick's REAL parents are.

-Even if Nick looks nothing like the two of them.

-You will get burned, literally, for suggesting such a thing.

11. Do not call Nick a 'Fire baby'.

-Nor can you call Vida a 'Girly pixie'.

-Dittio for 'Sparky', even if Chip likes it.

-Muttering the words 'Earth flunky' around Xander is not a good idea.

-Same with saying 'fire lover' around Maddie.

12. Sprite is not Vida's favorite drink.

-Even if her zord is a Sprite.

-She will not laugh at the pun; she will kick your ass.

13. Daggeron is not Aladdin.

-And Jenji is not Abu.

-Nor is the cat Genie.

14. Do not invent a new villain to cause a Teamup with Ninja Storm/ Dino Thunder/ SPD.

-Even if it would be epic.

-Come on, NINJA FORCE or MYSTIC THUNDER or MYSTIC SPACE FORCE would be an awesome catch phrase after the massive colored explosions.

-Don't you deny it, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO SEE IT!

15. Do not ask Chip why his zord is not just called a bird instead of a Garuda.

-And don't keep arguing with him that it's not a bird even though a Garuda is a big mystical bird.

16. Do not play 'You're the Inspiration by Chicago' when Maddie/Nick or Chip/Vida are in the same room.

-Nor should you suggest that the guys sing it to their ladies.

-And NO fanfiction writers should EVER sing this to ANY and ALL teams of power rangers, even if it is true.

17. Do not get the song 'Run the world (Girls) by Beyonce' stuck in the girls' heads. It will result in aggression towards the guys.

-Although it may be entertaining to watch the blue and pink sing it.

-Same for any and all female rangers.

19. Do not give the mystics M and Ms.

-They will fight over the colors.

-Vida will be pissed that there are no pink.

20. Do not suggest for Chip to go hunt Big Foot/Loch Ness Monster/Jersey Devil/Any other giant mythical monster.

-He might actually do it.

21. Do not paint Nick's motorcycle.

-Especially not aqua blue, although he might just like it.

22. Do not hide every mirror in Briarwood.

-Xander might just die.

23. Just because Xander is the green earth ranger, does not mean that he is a good gardener; do not get him a flower for his birthday; he will more than likely forget about it in short kill it.

24. Do not ask Nick to create fire so you can roast marshmallows.

-Or hotdogs.

-Or any other camping food or any food in general.

25. Do not ask Daggeron who knighted him.

-And do not tell him that the mystic mother is not an acceptable response.

26. Do not introduce Vida to any of the other pinks.

-It might just end in a mystic male's death.

27. Maddie and Nick are not 'birds'.

-And the species 'Fire Phoenix' and 'Sweet Water Jay' do not exist.

-Even if you really want them to.

28. Riding a unicorn does not decrease your masculinity and/or make you gay, do not say otherwise!

-Ain't that right Nick?

29. Do not mention the 'turning into a tree' incident around Xander.

-Same for 'turning into a frog/fish/sheep/ect' for Clare.

30. Do not revive Imperious just to tell him what an honor-less bastard he is.

-Even though Koragg/ Leanbow is all for it.

31. Do not suggest for Vida/ Maddie to shake their pom-poms.

-And do not make them listen to the Missy Elliot song when they have no idea what you are talking about.

-You will either be A) Alienated by the mystic girls or B) be laughing hilariously when they actually do it.

32. Just because Chip's power is lightning does not mean that he can go up in a tall metal building during a storm. Do not encourage/suggest him to do so.

-Same for Nick during wildfires, Xander during earthquakes or mudslides, Vida during tornados/hurricanes, or Maddie during typhoons or tidal waves.

33. Chip is not Bruce Almighty and his will is not done!

-Well maybe.

34. Do not suggest for Chip to invent his version of puppy dog eyes.

-Ditto with Dustin.

35. Do not question why Imperious took over for Morticon when he doesn't have a brain.

-Especially when you can see through his mummified head a bit.

36. Matoombo is not a giant animated cotton swab; do not say that he is.

37. Do not call the Master a 'fucked up' cousin to the Kraken.

-Even though he definitely is.

38. Do not ask why the shoulder pads on the white snow ranger's suit are so big.

39. Yes, the Mystic Mother has dreadlocks, do not question why.

-And no, she has not had botox or plastic surgery.

-Also; she is not on crack.

40. Telling The Tribunal of Magic that Lady Gaga stole their costumes would not be a good idea.

-Nor should you tell the black one that he has anger issues.

41. Do not ask why Nick has his own personal megazords as his titan. Or why he has two morphers. Or why his parents think he was dead/missing. Or why he's such a bastard in the beginning with his 'problems'. And don't ask why the hell he has a personal pet dragon.

-And 'because I'm the red ranger' does not count even if it is a decent excuse.

42. Do not forcefully demand...err suggest for Chip to sing 'If you were gay' to Xander.

-Even though it would be hilariously disturbing.

43. Do not call the Hidiacs FUKS.

42. Do not convince Toby that music is an element.

-And do not train him to be the purple 'Musical Mystic Maestro Ranger' with the power of sound that has a giant music note for a zord.

45. Do not switch out Nick's motorcycle for a tricycle.

46. Tickling the Ten Terrors is suicide, do not do it.

47. There are three kinds of known spells. There are Ranger Spells, Dark Spells, and Neutral Spells; do not try to find out if there are Drunk Spells, Prank Spells, or any other idiotic categories of spells.

48. Do not teach the stone dragon, the one that's the entrance to Rootcore, to refer to anyone (especially Nick because it'll really piss him off) as Dum-Dum.

-Also, don't teach him to say "YOU DUM-DUM, YOU BRING ME GUM GUM?"

-Nor you should tell him to interrupt people with " My dum dum wants to speak!"

49. Do not do a weird crossover with Harry Potter and the Mystics.

-I think we know who would win.

AND MORE IMPORTANTLY OF ALL:

50. Do not make a list of things not to do to the mystics.

That just pisses them off.

REVIEWS? Please and thank you!

Next chapter is coming, don't form a mob just yet!

Question though: You like?