a/n: I apologize in advance for incorrect lyrics, the internet isn't the most reliable source.

lyrics from A-Z Lyrics


America blushed as Canada bowed slightly and jumped off the 'stage'.

"Why didn't you let him finish?" Prussia yelled, and the question shot around the room like wildfire.

"T-to save time, you'll only h-have to sing until the c-chorus…"

Grinning, Canada asked if he could pick the next person to go. His voice was loud, mainly because the adrenaline from being on stage was still coursing through him. Without looking at his brother, America nodded. Canada called for Italy, who leaped up excitedly. America tried to sneak off the stage, but Germany gave him a dark look and he decided it would be safer to stay where he was.

*Hetalia!*

"Oh oh oh, come fill my glass up a little more / we 'bout to get up and burn this floor / you know we getting hotter and hotter / sexy and hotter, let's shut it down" So far, Italy had made no move to embarrass America, but that was part of the plan.

"Yo what I gotta do to show these guys that I own them / some call me Hetalia and some call me Roman / skeeza pleeza I'm in Ibiza / Guiseppe Zannotti my own sneaker / Sexy sexy that's all I do / if you need a bad bitch let me call a few"

Tony suddenly stopped the music. America had gotten nervous and freaked out.

*Hetalia!*

"I can't control the way I'm moving my hips / bet you never ever seen it like this / I'm a monster on the floor I can't quit / no no it's automatic" This time America's embarrassment was equaled by the country singing. Germany knew that Prussia was taking a video of him. Well, at least there's a chance the dummkopf up here won't let the music go for too long.

True to the past few times, America had Tony stop without warning, much to the displeasure of Prussia.

*Hetalia!*

The hard part now would be getting America to sing with England. This was planned carefully, so that England would be singing a song that America definitely knew by heart, after which Prussia would jump up and sing a song totally unrelated to Nicki Minaj; the idea was that if America was distracted by England then the others wouldn't have to go through the torture of singing rap. Tony had previously been bribed by Maine, so everything was all set.

America was standing uncharacteristically quiet and appeared to be glued to the stage, so England had absolutely no protest whatsoever when he asked him to stay.

"Uh, would you please help me with some of my song?" England asked, trying to be as natural as possible.

America blushed, then stuttered out "N-no problem bro!"

*Hetalia!*

"Let's go to the beach each / let's go get a wave / they say what they gonna say / have a drink, clink found the Bud Light / bad bitches like me is hard to come by" England pointed at America, cueing him effectively.

"The Patron, own, let's go get it on / the zone, own, yes I'm in the zone / is it two, three, leave a good tip / I'ma blow all my money and don't give two shits" A smile played across England's face as he listened to America finally shake off the awkwardness that had surrounded him since Canada's singing. He held out a hand to show America that he'd take the melody back. America gave an appreciative smile; his eyes still showed some nervousness at this unexpected development.

"I'm on the floor, floor / I love to dance / so give me more, more / til I can't stand" America interrupted with the next part of the verse, surprising England. "Get on the floor, floor / like it's your last chance / if you want more, more / then here I am"

At the shocked look he got from England, America just shrugged and grinned. Together, the sang the chorus "Starships were meant to fly / hands up, and touch the sky / can't stop 'cause we're so high / let's do this one more time / Starships were meant to fly / hands up and touch the sky / can't stop 'cause we're so high / let's do this one more time"

Tony stopped the song after the chorus. France, jealous but ever the matchmaker, noticed the chemistry between the former colony and parent country. America was no longer embarrassed, to him, being able to be this close to England in public was absolutely perfect.


a/n: for those who were wondering, these are the songs rapped:

Canada – Super Bass

Italy – Pound the Alarm

Germany – Automatic

England and America - Starships