Morris Fudley's Full of Hot Water
He was such a character, that Officer Morris Fudley. All he seemed to care about, even when on-duty, was his showers in the Police Station's locker room. He was a cop with a poor salary, unable to afford to shower at home, and so he took his beloved bathings in the free police showers. Some of his fellow officers attributed it to his sloth, as well as his love for warm water. Consistently late for briefings, he never got the message that he had to shape up or ship out.
Still, when he did do his job, he did it well. At least, he was an average cop, not the type that the public would gossip about the heroics of, but still good enough to do his part to serve and protect. He pulled over his share of traffic violators and arrested many drunk drivers, and once, he had saved the day in a shootout between Jack Cobb and three hoodlums who were found gambling illegally. But he went so overboard with his free time his brother officers were amazed he wasn't fired.
Well, that's life, they say.