A/N:  I'm not sure we can write anymore Xander scenes without being really sad.  We wrote this scene weeks ago (please don't hate us for being to lazy to actually post it) but now its just so sad.  Sorry we haven't updated.  We've been lazy.  That is not an excuse, but I for one had to pick between fanfiction and Honor Role.  I chose Honor Role.  Is it Honor Role or Roll?  That will now bug me for a while.

Oh, and I'd like to apologize for confusing people.  It wasn't a Mr. Trick line.  It was a Spike line.  In What's My Line Part II, when Kendra and Buffy are fighting Spike in the church...  New contest!  If  you can tell me the line, we'll let you choose a line that you want us to work into the story.  Just review to tell us!  Anyone can do it...except Spordelia Chase, because I told her.

Disclaimer:  I own my report card... and I own...uh...uh...err... money!  I own my money.  Yup, my report card and money.  That's it.  No Harry Potter characters on that list, if you noticed.

Chapter 5

Enemies

Harry reached for his wand before the bonds fell to the ground.  He whipped it out and quickly murmured "Petrificus Totalus."

Voldemort, who had unusual immunities to some spells, did not fall over.  In fact, he just stood where he was, his red eyes still moving at his will.

"What the hell..." Harry started.

"Damn," Voldemort said.  "I should never have bought the proto-type.  I can move my face, but the rest of me is frozen," he explained.  "Oh, bloody hell!  I just broke rule number fifteen!  Never tell your enemy exactly what you can and can't do!"

"What's wrong with him?" Ron whispered to no one in particular.

"So, Voldy, what's really wrong with you?" asked Xander, who had designated himself the problem-solver of the group.

"I will not answer to 'Voldy,'" Voldemort said grumpily.

"Potter, you daft prick, untie us!" Draco said.  "How can you be friends with such an idiot?" he then commented to Ginny.

"Draco, I'm sure my friends would appreciate it if my boyfriend would stop calling them idiots."

"Wait!" Voldemort called.  "You mean, the Weasley girl dates Malfoy's son?"

"Oh!  Now you have a problem with it, too!"  Draco sounded upset.

"Hey, you!" Voldemort called, ignoring Draco.  "You short, chubby guy.  Yeah, you.  You can go."

Neville looked at Voldemort with a raised eyebrow.

"Can I go?" Xander asked.

"No.  You said I was bald," Voldemort said.  Harry had started to untie everyone.

"I'm sorry.  In English, bald means having no hair."

"I HAVE HAIR!"

"Oh, you so do not!"

"GRR!"

"That guy just growled at me," Xander said to Neville.

"We all heard him, my friend," Neville answered.  He and Xander had found a connection with each other.  (A/N: Not like that!  Need we remind you that we don't write slash!)

"I'm not bald," Voldemort muttered.

"What I don't get is you're a wizard.  Couldn't you just, like, wave your wand and have hair.  Now you could believe, that like my Uncle Rory says, God made a few perfect head and the rest he put hair on."

Harry had just finished untying everyone except Dawn, when the spell wore off of Voldemort and he lunged at Xander who was still talking.

Harry started to struggle with Dawn's ropes and Draco moved over to her other side to help him.  Neville dived at Voldemort, trying to keep him from strangling Xander.  Hermione and Ron were holding hands in front of Dawn, gasping in horror at the scene in front of them.  Dawn was screaming, and trying to free herself from the ropes, making it harder to untie her.  Ginny was standing next to Draco, amazed at Neville's bravery.

Suddenly, Ginny came to her senses and began to move behind Dawn to help untie her.

Voldemort's head whipped towards them.  "NO!  Don't stand like that!"

Ginny took the last stop, when a surge of light came from her heart and connected to the other five.

And Voldemort looked on in awe as he knew his plans had failed.

A/N:  It is not looking good for our arch enemy.  Not that we care, of course.  Again, IF we do a sequel, it will concentrate on the adults.  Not Willow/Tara, per say.  I'm not giving any hints, but when your time comes, it comes.  The sequel is still under discussing, of course.  But, at the moment, I can say whatever I want because my over lording sister is not here but on a Girl Scout trip.  Uh, oh.  It's a car door!  I think she's home!

Anyways, this is a warning.  Next chapter is boring!  Not exactly a great summery, but nothing interesting happens.  They just stand around and experiment with their newfound powers.  Hope you'll like it anyways.  The chapter after that will be much more interesting... probably.  Just kidding.