NO OWN.
Yo, Eridan.
Now, now, no need to shove that five meter long stick deeped into your ass.
Awww~ -French sounding- Ah Young Love... -blinks- I need to stop spending time
with France...
-Blinks- So you want Sollux to Bottom?
Hmm...how many Eridan X Sollux has Sollux bottom...? Lol that sounded like a
Riddle...
Ok ok~ -pats head-
-is suddenly holding a blood stained Pipe- Da, I am...Kolkolkol~
With Vodka and Blood,
Kag. (Sorry sweetie but nothin' can Pwn Russia!)
BLUBBLUBBLUB
Hi Kag,
...Wwhat?
*blushes*
Yes! Uh, I mean... um..*hides face in pilloww*
...SHUT THE GLUB UP!
*swwats at hand* Leavve me alone crazy landwweller.
*eeps, and hides under bed* LEAVVE ME BE! I BEG YOU! -In a random place, AKA Sollux's bedroom. Sollux:*shivers*...Thomething'ths wrong...-
Typing from under my bed,
Eridan Ampora. (...-unknowingly uses Uke face-)