a/n hey, have you seen Breaking Dawn's first chapter and cover? Both rock! Midnight Sun's cover? That one rocked too! I'm gonna try to finish this story as fast as possible, and all…I honestly want to get it over with, so I can work on Rosalies, and get a lot of it done, and be ready to continue it when Breaking Dawn comes out…and I have to work on the story Am I Dreaming? With Kait1993…it's on her profile, check it out!
KITTY KILLER!
It was Bella's BIRTHDAY! EL GASPARDO!
Yeah…so Jasper was trying to bake a cake…as if he could bake!
Well, he had a short attention span…so when he was making the cake mix, he didn't realize that the cat that Edward had gotten Bella for her birthday walked into it. He kept mixing away!
He baked the cake, while drooling venom, while watching a mosquito filled with fresh blood. When he got it out, he saw the tail, eyeball, and ear of the cat... DEAD!
Yeah…so he waited a few secs, and when Alice didn't see it, he took out the bits of cat, stuck it in the box that Edward had told him to put kitty in, and made a new cake, with the mosquito in it!
When it was time for Bella's party, Jasper had forgot to take out dead kitty!
Well, now Bella wasn't allowed to open gifts, after the 'New Moon' incident, and Alice opened the gift from Edward, pointing it at Bella, thinking a nice little kitty would meow at her with big eyes, but then she heard Bella shriek, Edward scream and growl, and Jasper squeak.
She checked it out, said "Ella Bella Wella Gaspardella!" and then got looked at by Bella, who had heard her name…
"Wha?" she said.
Then Alice said nothing, and ran after Jasper, who had decided to hide in an icecap in Antarctica, which is a bad idea, considering that it's melting…
Alice caught him, after digging him out for a year, and killed him 5 times! GASPARDAGON!!
After the last time, he tried to explain what happened, but Alice yelled…
"I DON'T GIVE A SHITZU OR A HOOVERDAM ABOUT YOUR REASON!!"
aka, I don't give a beep or a beep about your reason.
Yeah. That kept happening, over and over again…then Bella got bored and turned off my computer and hyperness so I couldn't write super uber funny…
The mosquito learned: don't go near that strange pale human-rock-living thing when it's cooking, or a kitty will die, then you will die!
Grave:
Here lies Cloud
May he rest in peace, and…
May no other cat go in a cake mix that Jasper is mixing while watching a bug…
a/n yar…so I'm slap-happy…and FULL! I went to a GREAT Greek restaurant…I can't tell you what…