Blake slammed her dorm room's door open, the faunus walking into the room with Jaune behind her dragging in a mini fridge. Yang smiled at Blake, not noticing the scowl that was on her face.
"Heya Blakey! What's with the mini fridge?" Yang asked, confused why Blake had Jaune drag a mini fridge into the room, a huge amount of rope on top of the fridge.
"No reason, I needed to keep something cold." Blake said casually as she walked to the middle of the room, Jaune standing next to her. Be turned her head Jane and nodded, the knight puling out a whistle and blowing into it.
"The heck Jaune!" Yang shouted as she took her hands off her ears, giving Jaune a death stare.
"Team RWBY, I call a meeting." Blake said, Weiss growling at Jaune and the whistle.
"Okay, what's up Blake?" Ruby asked, the reaper dropping down from her bed.
"Well, I would like to address yesterday's incident." Blake said, Weiss, Yang and Ruby shrinking in guilt.
"We said sorry." Weiss said from her bunk.
"Yes, but you still tried to get me high off catnip." Blake said as she remembered what she had called professor Port the previous day.
"Ah come on Blake, we were just curious. No harm no foul." Yang said Blake giving the blonde a glare.
"You say that, but I got a detention for a month for calling Port a chubby, Swedish meatball who licks themselves before he cries himself to sleep." Blake said, everyone wincing at the statement.
"It's not our fault that you said that to Port." Ruby said, trying to give herself some ground in the argument.
"You literally said "Hey, it would be funny if we let Blake out of our dorm and let her go to one of the classrooms.". Who's fault is it now?" Blake said, Ruby shrugging in defeat.
"Why are you even here Jaune?" Weiss asked, confused to why the knight was just standing there with his head hanging low.
"Jaune!" Blake said as she hit the back of his head, his head shooting back up and his eyes wide.
"What?" Jaune said as he yawned, stretching his arms as he yawned.
"I asked why you are here Arc." Weiss said, getting annoyed by his stalling.
"I was tasked with looking after a high as fuck Blake last night, who kept swiping at my face all night, so I got very little sleep." Jaune explained, Blake saying sorry to him.
"So that's why she wasn't here last night." Yang said as if she had solved the greatest mystery of all time.
"You don't say." Jaune muttered, his head hanging again as he slept.
"How is he doing that." Ruby said, impressed by Jaune's skill to sleep while standing.
"No clue." Blake said, opening the mini fridge.
"Anyway, so I found the things in the world that act like catnip for you all." Blake said as she pulled out a small brown bag from the fridge, passing it to Weiss.
"What's this?" Weiss said as she pulled the contents of the bag out.
"A piece of ice?" Yang said confusedly.
"Not just any ice, ice from the untouched mountains from the coldest place in the world." Blake corrected, Weiss's eyes widening as she held the piece of ice closer. Blake smiled as she pulled out a small bag and passed it to Ruby and turned back around, walking back to the fridge.
"Roses from the best orchid know and a special ingredient." Blake said, turning around to see that Ruby had already inhaled the contents of the bag.
"Okay." Blake said as she grabbed a final bag, passing it to Yang.
"And the best hair conditioner." Blake said as she watched Yang's eyes widen.
"Go nuts." Blake said as she stepped back, moving Jaune with her. Ruby and Yang quickly ran out of their dorm, while Weiss jumped through the window.
"Wha? What's happened?" Jaune said as he woke up, getting confused by the empty room and the smile that Blake had.
"I gave them their catnip." Blake said, Jaune yawning.
"What even was in there." Jaune asked as he pointed to the fridge that he had dragged into the room, Blake face palming.
"I explained that!" Blake said, Jaune shrugging.
"I must've fallen asleep." Jaune said as he yawned again.
"Oh. Well, there was ice for Weiss. Hair conditioner for Yang." Blake started, Jaune snickering at both of the items.
"And roses and speed for Ruby." Blake finsihed, Jaune's eyes widening.
"Blake. Did you just say that you gave an actual drug to Ruby?" Jaune asked, hoping to anything that was governing their lives that she didn't say speed.
"Yes." Blake said as if it was the most easy thing in the world.
"Can I go to sleep now?" Jaune asked, Blake nodding.
"Thanks. Have fun without me." Jaune said as he trudged back to his dorm.
"Well, I can either wait here for them to get back here, or I can call Sun and watch them with him." Blake said to herself. Blake would've kept thinking if her scroll didn't start going off.
"Hello?" Blake said once the call had connected, the video showing Sun.
"Hey Blake, you wouldn't happen to know what's up with Yang?" Sun asked as fear spread across his face.
"Yeah, why?" Blake asked.
"Come here monkey boy, I want to see what you can do with that tail of yours." Came a voice from the other side of the call, Blake's eyes widening at what was said.
"That's why!" Sun said as he turned the camera to Yang, showing Blake that Yang was taking off her shirt.
"Oh, nice, you wanna record this moment? I'm cool with that." Yang giggled as she threw her shirt out of frame, the camera turning back to Sun.
"The hell did you do!" Sun shouted, the call getting disconnected before Blake could reply.
"Well, that is a thing." Blake muttered to herself, realising that she could no longer call Sun in. She started to think about who she was going to call in, but got interrupted a second time by her scroll.
"Hello?" Blake said once the call had connected. The video showed a scared looking velvet in a corner.
"Blake, why is Ruby trying to make out with me" Velvet whispered, her voice clear with fear.
"I may know." Blake said.
"Come on Velvet! I just want to kiss you and have your cute bunny ears tickle my face as we get married." Came a voice through the scroll, Velvet's face going white from what she and Blake had just heard.
"Uhh, bad connection, got to go!" Blake said hurriedly as she hung up on Velvet.
"I'll just go by myself." Blake said to herself as she exited her dorm room, immeaditly hearing Sun's shouts from down the hallway.
"Get the fuck back! I know that my abs look cool and all, but I don't want you to see if they taste like bananas!" Sun shouted as he ran out o his dorm, looing at Blake.
"Fuck you Belladonna!" Sun shouted as Yang came out of the dorm having her shirt off.
"Come back here monkey boy! I like a good chase." Yang giggled as she ran towards Sun, the monkey screaming and running away from her.
"Okay." Blake said to herself as she walked in the opposite direction that Sun and Yang went, waking into the locker area of the dorms.
"Blake!" Shouted a voice from inside a locker as she walked past it, Velvet jumping out of it and starting at Blake.
"What did you do!" Velvet shouted, Blake laughing at the amount of hickeys that Velvet had on her neck.
"Found you." Ruby said as she appeared next to Velvet and started kissing the girl on the lips, the faunus unable to do anything.
"Bye." Blake said as she ran away from the pair, running outside.
"Hopefully Weiss isn't doing anything like that." Blake said to herself. Blake walked for two minutes before she heard people screaming. Blake sighed as she ran towards the commotion, finding that there was a giant ice castle in the middle of the courtyard.
"Let it go! Let it go!' Weiss sang from a top the castle, Blake sighing.
"Why did it have to be this song." Blake asked herself.
"Hey Blake!" Weiss shouted from the castle, everyone around Blake moving away from Blake.
"Yes Weiss?" Blake asked, hoping that Weiss would do anything but sing.
"There is a new movie coming out called constipation." Weiss said, everyone getting confused why she said this.
"At least she stopped singing." Blake thought to herself.
"It hasn't come out yet!" Weiss shouted, everyone groaning at the horrible pun.
"Singing please." Blake thought to herself, as she defiantly preferred singing to horrible puns.
"Hey everyone! I have spent the whole of this week putting watches on my belt." Weiss said, confusing everyone even more.
"It was a waist of time!" Weiss shouted, Blake giving up as she pulled out her katana and committed seppuku.