Zeo
1. (Compliments of gliitch) You could ask him 'Do robots go through puberty or are you going to be small and puny forever?'
2. Book a church.
3. Become an ordained minister.
4. Declare that you welcome he and Tyson to holy matrimony with open arms.
5. If Zeo denies it, don't give him a break till he pleads guilty. 'DAMN YOU ZEO! LOVING TYSON IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED ABOUT!'
6. Then tell everyone behind his back, 'Who am I kidding? If I fell in love with Tyson, I'd commit suicide.'
7. Draw attention to how he constantly drags Tyson off with him, and follows him around.
8. Compare him to Tala. They're both cyborgs right? 'Tala's the bird, and Zeo's the worm.'
9. Attempt to plug him into a wall outlet.
10. When he asks what the fuck you're doing, say you needed a new hair dryer.
11. Stick him out on the lawn; Then turn the sprinklers on. ZAP! aha.
12. Make fun of his pajamas. I wasn't the only one who thought he looked like a checker board gone wrong, I'm sure.
13. Buy him new pajamas. Even GAYER ones. But claim they're cool.
14. And snigger at him every night when he walks by.
15. 'Teach me your techniques Tyson!' Oooohhhh, what techniques might those be? Ask Tyson if you can sit in on one of their 'private' classes.
16. And bring a camera.
17. Go scissor-happy on that head of hair.
18. Throw random things at him, like knives and pianos. Hey,he's an android thingy; He can't die... Right?
19. Test your theory MORE and MORE.
20. Try to upgrade him. In the most ridiculous ways. 'Um... Do you have AC?'