Android 24: (Walks in and blows up some random piece of furniture)
Bulma: Woah! What's your problem today?!
Android 24: I have had absolutely no one to hang out with for the last month and I am beginning to get annoyed!
Bulma: Well what about us!? What are we, Chopped Liver?!
Android 24: Careful or you might end up like that!
Bulma: (Gulps)
Vegeta: (Walks in and sees 24) What's got your knickers in a knot?
Android 24: (Blows Vegeta's head off)
Bulma: O-O
Android 24: Anyone else wanna F...with me!!!????
Trunks: (Runs up to 24 and hugs her) I think you need a hug!
Android 24: I think so too! (Hugs Trunks tight then kisses him)
Bulma: (Pulls out a camera then takes a picture of Trunks and 24)
Android 24 and Trunks: What the heck!?
Bulma: I thought I should take pictures of you two to show my grandkids when you have them!!
Trunks and Android 24: (Anime Falldown)
Goku and the Chibis: (Run in holding papers) We have more questions!!
Android 24: (Gets up extremly fast) Really!?
Chibi Trunks and Vegeta: No he's lying!
Android 24: (Whispers to Future Trunks) Were you always such a brat when you were that age?
Trunks: (Whispers to 24) No!!!
Android 24: (Whispers to Future Trunks) I beg to differ!
Goku: (Is about to hand to paper to 24 when Chibi Goten jumps up and takes the paper.) Hey!
Chibi Goten: (Goes up to 24 and hands her the paper) Here you go pretty lady!
Android 24: (Smiles then bends down to Gotens height, giving him a little kiss on the cheek) Thank you, you cute little thing you!
Chi-Chi: You stay away from my son you monster, don't corrupt his mind!
Android 24: Oh stuff it granny! If I corrupt him away from you, then I'm doing the universe a favor...need I remind you about Gohan? He used to be so cool but thanks to you, he's a geek!!
Chi-Chi: At least he's able to make a living for himself! Unlike you, you Gold-Digger!!!
Android 24: (Kills Chi-Chi) Anyone have something to say about me!? No? Good!!! (Revives Vegeta and Chi-Chi) Onto the disclaimer! Goten sweety, would you please do it?
Chibi Goten: (Beams, then nods happily) Okay!
Disclaimer: The pretty lady does not own anything related to us.
Android 24: (Gives Chibi Goten a lollipop) Thank You Goten!
Chibi Goten: (Takes the lollipop then looks and sees Chibi Trunks, Chibi Vegeta, Chibi Gohan and Chibi Goku all staring at his lollipop and protectivly shields it) No! Mine!! (Runs away)
Android 24: Okay now, Onto the questions!
Clare-stovold:
Gohan: XD Sorry Gohan, i was sugar high at the time...
24: Yay! (A crowd of kids come in chanting: 'What do we hate! School! When do we hate it! Every day!) XD There some of the members of our club!
Vegeta: SCHOOL! Lol, sorry had to do that one last time XD Meh...(Throws him a check for 6578469754689304 ponds) I'm feeling generous, go spend it at the 'Evil destruction shop for wannabe tyrants, how to get started' shop...
Chichi: (Annihalates her then waits till she gets revived then slaughters her 6547836943 times)
18: (Points to Chichi) Like that? (Everyone laughs) XD
Gohan: (From the pit he's trapped in) No problem! (Continues Running)
Android 24: (Looks at all the "We hate school club" member then lets out a surprised whistle) Lots of people!
Vegeta: Ahhhhhh!!! (Runs away screaming then stops when he sees the money) Thank you! Apology accepted!
Chi-Chi: (Is annihalated and is then killed 6547836943 times after that)
Android 24: (Revives Chi-Chi)
Android 18: (Laughs hysterically like everyone)
Chi-Chi: Hey!!!
Shadow the secret agent:
Hey everybody
everyone: I have bad news... I have changed to atari forums so I might not see many updates
vegeta; i'll miss you man.
goku: mi amigo you were like a brother to me.
bulma: if we had combined our brain power we would be invincible.
vegito: (puts gun behind back) here's a goodbye present (whips out a godzillasaurus and a atom bomb) now godzilla arise! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
trunks: Have a swig with me (whips out a beer)
Gohan: you were were like the sonic to my shadow... the good against my evil...
24: ah our crown jewel isn't she...
Chi-chi: mi amour you were the soul to my body... i will miss you.
Everyone:(pulls out a gun and points at my head) nobody move or i'll bloww myself to the next dimension!
Everyone: Yes!!
Android 24: Noooooo!!!
Vegeta: (Folds arms and looks away and begins to shake very gently)
Android 24: Vegeta!? Are you crying!?
Vegeta: Baka! Of course, I have something in my eye!
Goku: I felt the same way!
Bulma: You're right!
Vegito: (Has gun put to his head then sees Godzilla) AHHHHH!! (Gets stepped on)
Trunks: Oh why not!? (Takes the beer and drinks it)
Gohan: Thanks!
Android 24: (Wipes away a tear) Th..Thanks (Begins crying again)
Chi-Chi: (Goes into hysterics and latches onto Shadow's leg) NOOOOO!!! DON'T LEAVE ME!!! WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
Everyone: (Sees Shadow put a gun to his head)
Android 24: (Makes gun come out of Shadow's hand and to her then sends Shadow away) "Sniff" I'll miss him...we'll all miss you Shadow!!
Raditz's Son:
What chibi's are here?
24- (Walks in with a spartan helmet on) Prepare to die! (Takes out a blood soaked controller)Exept this is for your life!(We play for hours and tie) Damn! I never lose!
Vegeta- Don't hurt yourself thinking.
Trunks- Hows the wife treating you?
Goku- Sorry uncle! I didn't mean to kill you, just stop you. I thought with a skull as thick as your's it wouldn't kill you.
Vegito- I wonder what would happen, if I gave you the fused version, of Bulma and Chi-Chi...(Makes that happen) There you go!
Gohan- In your time with Piccolo... did he ever... touch you? (Gives him a doll) If he did point at the spot on the doll.
24- Well thats all for now. Bye!
Android 24: Chibi Vegeta, Chibi Goku, Chibi Goten, Chibi Trunks and Chibi Gohan! (Takes out her won controller) Prepare to lose!
A While Later:
Raditz's Son: (Android 24 and him tie) Damn! I never lose!
Android 24: Well there's a first time for everything!
Vegeta: Are you two done now! Can we finish up these pointless questions!?
Android 24: I guess...take it away Raditz's Son!
Vegeta: (Has his intelligence mocked) How...Never mind.
Trunks: She's AMAZING!
Android 24: You better believe it!
Goku: No problem...what's a skull?
Vegito:" Ack! (Sees Chulma appear)
Chulma: Where have you been mister!? (Begins chasing Vegito around with a Frying-Pan-Of-Doom)
Vegito: HELLLLLLLP!!! (Is getting continuously hit with the frying pan)
Gohan: (Takes doll) Uhhhhhhh...Piccolo never touched me!! (Continues running from the herd of Videls)
Android 24: See ya later Raditz's Son!
DeathGoblin:
Trunks: HFIL was getting full so I decided to empty all the occupants including Cell and Frieza into your timeline.
Goku: Have you overcome your fear yet?
Vegeta: Shouldn't you be the king of all saiyans since your father is dead?
Vegito: Who is stronger, you or Gogeta?
Trunks: What!!!!
Goku: No!!!! (Runs away)
Chibi Goku: Fear of what!?
Android 24: Needles.
Chibi Goku: (Runs away screaming)
Vegeta: Technically yes, but since there are no Saiyans around that know the proper ceremony to crown a king, I still remain a prince.
Vegito: I'm not sure!! (Keeps running from Chulma)
Murdrax:
lightning flashes across the sky and strikles chichi frying her SS steps out portal luaghing maniacally.
hey chibis tosses them a bat for the rest of this chapter and most of next i want to to beat up anybody who gets mouthy aginst 24 or us reviewers. then whispers to them pound chichi bul ma,vegeta,vegito no matter what evrytime they move or talk pound tyhem even whyen they breathe. luaghs out loudly in a maniacally way!!
18 im disappointed in you i gacve you a new toy and you never went after you brother shakes head sighing fine ports in the basterd now 18 get him.
grins evilly trips up goku and pins his ss permantly to the floor till every needle pokes him whahahahaha
hehehe looks at gohan running from videls well thats not allowed freezes him in plaxce so he cant run anymore HAHAHAHAHAHA
brings in baby vegeta cyborg frieza perfect cell and kid buu and realeses them on everybody in the room except 24 and the chibis gives chibi teaa which secretly has heavy dose of sugar it it to make them even more happy and gives 24 25 cakes!!
as i leave infects chichi with the t virus dont let her get you guys luaghing maniacally is she changes i nto the living dead!!
Chi-Chi: (Gets fried by the lightning)
Chibis: (Each get a bat)
Vegeta: (Takes a deep breath and is beaten badly by the chibis) Stop...(Gets whacked) It! (Gets Whacked again)
Android 18: I will do!
Goku: (Gets tripped and pinned to the floor as he starts getting poked with needles) AHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO!!!
Gohan: I'm not being...(Sees one more crazed Videl running for him and is frozen in place and is killed by the crazed Videl)
Everyone: (Sees the variety of villians brought in) AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Goku, Gohan and Vegeta: (Begin fighting the villians)
Android 24: (Sees the Chibis drinking then eat the cakes, then quickly puts up a protective shield to protect her from the crazed chibis)
Chibis: (Go crazy and end up killing all the villians)
Chi-Chi: (Gets infected with the virus and comes back to life as a zombie)
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (Begin running away)
Android 24: (Raises her hand and gathers energy) Android Annihilator!!! (Shoots Chi-Chi and cures the virus and then revives her)
Chi-Chi: What happened!!?
Android 24: You turned into a zombie, long story short, you looked like you do without your make-up!
Chi-Chi: I have never worn make-up in my life!
Android 24: Then you might wanna consider that!
Chi-Chi: If I ever find what the website is that lets people do this to us is, I will shut it down Mark My Words!!!!
Android 24: Oh suuuuuuuure you will Chi-Chi, you've never even used a computer!
Chi-Chi:...
Android 24: Hah!!!
Terrific Tina:
24: Love it! As good as ever! And thanks for doing that to Chi-Chi!
Goku: Yipe! (removes memories of Goku's needle experience and makes him unafraid of them) Like him too much to have that happen to him...
Gohan: What color is your fur in SSJ4?
Trunks: What color is your hair in SSJ4?
Chi-Chi: I got nothing. 24 can do whatever she wants with you.
Bulma: ACK! What'd you do that to Vegito for?
Android 18: Hmm, how many outfits do you normally wear? Cause I think I've only see you wear three max.
Vegito: (sweatdrops) You'd think you'd take care of yourself...
(goes SSJ4 and stands next to him and growls at whoever comes within four feet of him, besides 24)
24: Don't neuter him!
Android 24: No prob!
Goku: (Has memory of being tortureed by needles and of ever being afraid of them erased) What happended?
Gohan: Not sure, I've never gotten to that level but if i did, I would want it to be green!
Trunks: Same thing as Gohan said but I would want mine to be Purple!
Chi-Chi: So business as usual?
Bulma: I couldn't help myself!
Android 18: I've wron many other ones!
Vegito: What's that supposed to mean?! (Sees Tina go SS4 and guards him) Hehehe, who's safe now!?
Android 24: (Hides neutering device) Me?! Never!
Sailor Star Mars:
that was cool.
Vegeta: (gives bag of cookies) enjoy.
Goku: (gives a pile of fish-flavoured biscuits) what's up?
(kicks chichi's butt making her end up in france and says 'chichi is dumb' in french)
hmm, it might rain soon. (gets buried under 200 frieza clones, which then get paralyzed due to the huge amount of psychic energy stored in Sailor Star Mars' body) ...(picks up 150 frieza clones with her psychic powers, then throws then onto the Q&A stage, then turns to the remaining frieza clones and blasts their heads off) geez, the way those clones' minds act, its really unpredictable sometimes.
(9 hours later)
(sweeps frieza clone remains off 24's Q&A stage) I'm going to destroy that cloning machine in a minute.
(blows number 2 shaped holes through chichi) I got bored (destroys a random frieza clone that just decided to walk onto 24's Q&A stage via portal) well, seeya l8er!
Vegeta: Thank you human! (Begins eating cookies)
Goku: Not much! (Begins eating cookies) I beat Vegeta in a spar last night...go figure!
Vegeta: Shut it Kakarot!
Chi-Chi: (Gets kicked to France)
Mars: La minauderie est muette (Chi-Chi is Dumb)
Android 24: (Brings Chi-Chi back) Nice one, very creative Mars! (High fives then sees the 200 Frieza clones rain down from the scy) Ack!!!! (Begins killing Frieza's left and right with Mars.
Nine Hours Later:
Sailor Star Mars: (Sweeps Frieza clone remains off 24's Q&A stage) I'm going to destroy that cloning machine in a minute.
Android 24: (Laughs as she powers down)
Mars: (Turns and blows number two shaped holes through Chi-Chi) I got bored (destroys a random Frieza clone that just decided to walk onto 24's Q&A stage via portal) Well, seeya l8er!
Android 24: Bye Mars!!
Sasuke9031:
OK, so I just recovered from getting hit in the head with a frying pan so here's my next bout of torture.
Chi-chi: This is for hitting me in the head with a frying pan. MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN! You will now be stabbed by a spork for three days.
Goku: If you can't become evil, I'll just have to kill you.
Trunks: Ki sword. Very interesting. You don't mind if I seal off your ki do you? (Seals off ki)
Gohan: Hm... OK. I am going to have Videl jump off a cliff.
Android 24: How about you get pwned by Android 21? OH CELL!
Chi-Chi: (Sees spork appear and begins to get stabbed by it) I Hate...OW!!! You!!!!!
Goku: What!!!
Trunks: (Ki is stolen) No my Ki!!!
Android 24: No worries baby, when this updates done, you and me can make our own "Ki"
Trunks: (Pulls 24 into a kiss then backs away) I might take you up on that offer!
Chibis: EWWWWWWW Gross! Cooties!!
Andriod 24: Oh hush you five!
Gohan: (Sees all the videls jump off a cliff and wipes brow) Thanks, although I don't usually condone this type of violence I thank you.
Android 24: Ha!! I'm more powerful then that overgrown insect! (Kills Cell as soon as he walks in by chopping his head off) There...see?
The Massiah:
(TELEPORTS THROUGH AND WORMHOLE WITH TEMARI BY MY SIDE)TEMARI: ODION WHY ARE WE HERE? ME: DONT CALL ME BYE MY FIRST NAME! ANYWAY NEW TO THE WHLOE FANFICTION SITE SO HELP ME PLEASE? AND BYE THE WAY TEMARI IS MY GIRL. TEMARI: (BLUSHES) ME: HEY 24, IM FROM THE VIRGIN ISLANDS EVER BEEN THERE? IF YOU HAVE, DO YOU LIKE ST.CROIX? TEMARI: YOU ALL ARE ARE LOSER EXCEPT FOR 24 GOKU VEGETIO AND TRUNKS! (USES WID SYTHE JUTSU WITCH BLOWS AWAY HARPY BULMA AND GOHAN) VEGTA GETS MAD AND AND TRIES TO PUNCH TEMARI BUT I COME IN FRONT OF HIM AND USE MY SHOCK VALUE (WITCH SURRONDS ME WITH BLUE AND YELLOW LIGTHING) TO KILL HIM. ME: ENYBODY TOUCH TEMARI AND I WILL DEVUROR YOUR SOUL! TEMARI: NOW YOU DON IT! IF HE TURNS EVIL WE WILL ALL DIE. ME: ABOUT TO TURN EVIL UNTIL TEMARI KISSES ME AND I COME BACK TO NORMAL. ME: THANK YOU LORD. ANYWAY I TAKE OUT A BUNNY AND PET HIM THEN KILLS IT. THAT WILL TO ANYBODY WHO TRIES TO ATTACK ME OR TEMARI! IM CRAZY. LOOKS AT 24 WHEN TRUNKS HAS HIS BACK TURNED AND WINKES AT HER. TEMARI: KEEP EYES ON ME! HITS ME WITH FAN. ME: OW! BYE THE WAY AT THE END OF THE CHAPTER LETS DOUBLE DATE! TEMARI: IT WILL BE FUN! WE HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR RED LOBSTER. LATER. ME AND ODION HAVE SOME THINGS TO DO. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! ME: GOD IM A HAPPY MAN LATER. DISSAPERS THROUGH WORMHOLE.
Android 24: Sure thing, ill help in any way I can, and nice to meet you and Temari! Nope never been to the Vigin Islands.
Gohan, Chi-Chi and Bulma: (Get killed by Temari's scythe)
Vegeta: (Tries to punch Temari but is killed by Odion)
Android 24: (Is winked by Massiah when Trunks isn't looking and blushes then sees Temari hit Odion) Ouch! Sure...I guess me and Trunks could go for dinner with you guys tonight!
Android 24: Well that's it for this chapter guys! Chibis! Bed time!!!
Chibi: (All yawn) We're not...tired!
Android 24: Yes you are, hurry up and I'll read a story before Trunks and I have to go!
Chibis: STORY!!!! (Run into their beds and look at 24 attentivley)
Android 24: (Pulls out a story) Okay lets begin!!
Android 24: (Picks Chibi Goten and Vegeta up off her lap and tucks them into their beds) They're finally asleep!
Trunks: (Comes up behind 24 and puts his arms around her waist) You'll be a great mother when we DO have kids!
Android 24: (Leans her back and kisses Trunks) And you'll make a wonderful father...lets go, we gotta go to dinner with Odion and Temari!
Trunks: Oh right!!! (Follows 24 to a portal who then stops and turns around) What?
Android 24: I forgot to revive the others! (Revives Vegeta, Gohan, Bulma and Chi-Chi then whispers to them) I just put the kids to sleep, so wake 'em up and you're dead, secondly, Trunks and I are going out! Bye!! (Walks through the portal with Trunks close behind)
Authors Note: Hey reviewers, well this certainly was a update that happened sooner then I thought it would. Hope ya'll liked it! Here is the characters list:
Chibi Goten
Chibi Vegeta
Chibi Gohan
Chibi Goku
Chibi Trunks:
Adult Vegeta
Adult Goku
Adult Gohan
Bulma
Chi-Chi
Future Trunks
Vegito
Myself