"Please stop with your ridiculously petty comments," Gold murmured. Charming had not ceased to stop annoying the group with little shout outs and pointless screaming.

"Well... we have no need for your adversely dumb behavior!" Charming yelled. The group gasped.

"A LARGE WORD! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!" Snow yelled.

"I am inferior and you are superior," Charming said proudly.

"Yes, indeed," Gold said dryly, not wanting to correct his mistake as he obviously had mixed up the order and had no clue what 'inferior' and 'superior' meant.

"Well, I'm terribly nervous," Regina grumbled as the group approached a large area with plenty of children swarming over a jungle playset area. "What is this, anyway?"

"Fun house," Emma said with a shudder. "My worst nightmare." The group stared at her.

"Emma, it's a fun house," Charming said blankly.

"Yeah, I know, it's horrible," Emma whispered.

"Whatever," Henry yelled.

"Why are you yelling?" Emma wondered, looking all around, she couldn't see Henry.

"Because I'm on the playset," Henry called back. Emma looked up to see Henry playing around on the wooden structure. Her eyes widened in horror.

"GET DOWN FROM THERE THIS INSTANT!" Emma screamed. Henry appeared to ponder this for a moment.

"Make me!" Henry teased, running backwards. Emma felt her knees buckle and she sank onto the floor.

"He was too young to die," she whispered.

"Emma, it's a f*cking playset," Charming mumbled.

"He's gone and he isn't coming back," Emma whispered.

"IT'S A F*CKING PLAYSET!" Charming screamed.

"CHARMING!" Snow yelled from up the playset. "Come and join me!"

"Hell no," Charming said seriously. "I'm not climbing up a tree." Snow pouted.

"But it's so lovely. There are cute little birdies and parrots and even snakes up here," she babbled happily.

"I don't care about the f*cking birds or the... SNAKES? WHERE?" Charming screamed.

"I told you I hate funhouses," Emma whimpered.

"Miss Swan, if you won't get our son down, I will," Regina said finally.

"You're married?" A passerby wondered. Regina turned red as a tomato.

"No... I mean... We... He's my son!" Regina sputtered finally.

"Well, he's my son too!" Emma shot back.

"So you ARE married?" The passerby continued.

"NO!" Both shouted at the same time.

"MY TREE!" Snow screamed from the branches she was now swinging on.

"SNOW GET THE F*CK OUT OF THAT TREE THIS INSTANT!" Charming yelled.

"BUT LOOK AT ALL THE HAPPY FACES, CHARMING! LOOK AT THEM!" Snow screamed.

"HELL NO, SNOW!"

"THE HAPPY FACES!"

"SNOW WHAT THE F*CK!"

"HAPPY. FACES!" Snow screamed, before running back over the branch and hugging the structure.

"What- where is Henry?" Cora wondered. She and Hook had both come back from getting some cotton candy and apple juice for the family.

"In the tree," Emma replied hoarsely. Charming stormed over to Cora and grabbed his stick of cotton candy before walking back to the tree.

"Holy sh*t," Cora whispered. "WHO KIDNAPPED HIM? WHO PUT HIM UP THERE?"

"Cora, he wasn't kidnapped, he went up there by himself-" Emma started.

"I WILL FIND THE PERSON WHO DID THIS!" Cora screamed.

"Cora-"

"SILENCE, PEASANT!"

"I'M THE DAUGHTER OF SNOW WHITE AND PRINCE CHARMING, SO I'M TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS!"

"PEASANT!"

"F*CK IT CORA!" Emma threw her hands up in the air as Cora stormed over to a random Disney Employee dressed as Belle and dragged her to the side.

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIM?" Cora screamed, throwing her into a chair.

"Done with who?" the woman asked nervously.

"HENRY!" Cora screamed, shaking the chair.

"Calm down, love," Hook said, backing Cora away from the chair.

"NO!" Cora yelled.

"If ya wanna get answers, luv, hear me out," Hook whispered into her ear, still eyeing the suspect. "Now, what ye wanna do is this thing called 'good cop bad cop'. I'll be the bad cop, and you be the good cop," he instructed. "That way, we'll get our answers." Cora nodded in understanding.

"All right, got it." She walked over to the chair and continued to violently shake it.

"TELL ME WHERE HE IS!" she screamed. Hook ran over and tried to pry her off of the person.

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Cora continued to scream.

"Calm down!" Hook yelled, pulling her away. "Remember, I'm the bad cop, you're the good cop," he corrected.

"Ohhhh," Cora said.

"Now," he said, walking over to the chair. "This is how we do it." He grabbed the posts and began to shake the wooden piece.

"WHERE IS HE?" he screamed.

"CALM DOWN!" Cora yelled, dragging Hook off of the chair. "We have donuts," she said, pointing towards a box lying on the ground.

"Where?" Hook wondered.

"There," Cora said, pointing at the box. Hook dashed off.

"Now, I'm going to ask you something. Do you know where Henry is?" she asked, a sweet smile plastered on her face. The Belle cosplayer squirmed nervously and a low whimper was emitted from the back of her throat.

"Fine, then," Cora said stubbornly. "A bribe it is. Now, do you like coffee?" The cosplayer shook her head slowly.

"You don't like- you don't like coffee. Okay, then," Cora said, biting her lip. "How about donuts? We have donuts."

"No, we don't," Hook said, tossing the empty box at her.

"Okay. We don't have donuts either. Hmm," Cora said, tapping her chin. "How about cotton candy?" The Fake Belle shook her head.

"YOU DON'T LIKE COTTON CANDY?" Cora screamed. "HOW? HOW!" Hook grabbed her.

"GOOD COP BAD COP!" He yelled.

"COME ON HOOK!" Cora cried out, whirling around.

"Good cop bad cop," Hook reiterated.

"I know, but she doesn't like coffee!" Cora cried. Hook gasped.

"Well... That's..."

"And she doesn't like cotton candy!" Another gasp. "It's so horrible!" Cora leaned over and started to cry.

"It's so horrible!" Hook gasped. The two didn't even see the fake Belle sneak away.

"SNOW!" Charming screamed. "I DEMAND THAT YOU GET DOWN FROM THAT TREE AT ONCE!"

"NO! MY TREE!" Snow screamed.

"Snow..."

"MINE!" Snow yelled, a feral growl escaping from her throat.

"SNOW GET DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT!" Charming yelled.

"IT'S MY DAMN TREE!"

"SNOW!"

"WE'RE ALL SO HAPPY UP HERE! I LOVE THEM! THIS IS MY FAMILY, CHARMING! WE ARE ALL HAPPY TREE FRIENDS UP HERE!"

"SNOW GODDAMNIT!"

"MY TREE! DON'T BE JEALOUS, CHARMING!"

"SNOW, LISTEN TO ME!"

"NO!" Snow disappeared back into the tower sitting atop the tree.

"SNOW, DAMMIT, GET DOWN, YOU'LL GET RABIES OR SOMETHING!"

"HAPPY FACES, CHARMING! LOOK AT ALL THE HAPPY FACES!"

"SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO W!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO!"

"SNOW I AM BEING SERIOUS HERE!"

"AND I'M NOT!"

"What's happening here?" Belle wondered, walking over to the scene hand-in-hand with Gold.

"Snow won't get out of the goddamn tree and she keeps on saying happy tree friends and it's driving me insane and she won't come down and HELP ME," Charming gasped all in one breath.

"Snow," Gold called.

"F*CK OFF!" came a loud voice from the tree.

"Snow, I have a squirrel," Gold called.

"NO!"

"I see your point," Gold mumbled.

Hahaha. This was my favorite chapter so far, mainly because it was super fun to write. B-)