Dear Fanfiction authors,
Ok, fine, I'll admit it, I may have a slight crush on April. Gosh, stop looking at me like that! Alright, alright, I'm totally head over heels in love with her. I admit it, are you happy? And, I'll also admit that I kind of like reading ones where you guys let April and me kiss. It's cool to see my dream come true somewhere.
What I don't like are fics where you have April go with this Casey guy, and then you make me a sobbing angsty mess. I don't think I'd be that bad, I mean, I sort of get that she's more likely to choose a guy, you know, of her own species. You guys don't have to rub that in, though.
I'd be sad, duh, but not as bad as you make it. Probably. Maybe. Hopefully.
Yours truly,
Donnie
R&R Until next letter!