And I finally updated! :)
Chapter 24
Jasper in 'Let's Save Her' Mode
"Oh My God…"
Finally.
Stuff made sense.
"What?" Leah asked, raising her eyebrow. "Is there anything wrong?"
Not wrong. It was like…right. I knew that at that fight, he put me and Leah in the picture and he had Alice—ALICE IS IN DANGER! WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE?! I shook my head as I whipped my head and tried to think about this. I mean, what can I do? Can he hear me?
"So what are we going to do?"
"The best thing I can do…"
"WHAT DO I DO?!"
Yes. The best thing I can do.
Whine.
"Oh, please, someone do something about this before I explode!" Edward exclaimed with eyes shut completely tight.
A figure outside in the shadows. All black and depressing.
That a sign?
He walked inside of the room and he leaned down towards me. "Oh, Jasper, Jasper, Jasper…I've been watching you."
"Well, I do have awesome abs."
"Focus."
I turned silent.
"You would like to get out, don't you?"
"No, I want to stay here and listen to Shakespeare butt fuss about how much he wants to kill me."
"Ah, Jasper, you haven't changed a bit."
"No. Except for the fact that I'm human and I have low blood sugar and I just got a liver transplant from a girl I had a night one stand with."
"Do you want to get out or not?"
"Yes. Yes, I do."
"I'll make a deal with you…"
"Wait! Wait. What's the catch?"
"How'd you know that there's a catch?"
"I guess."
Too much TV.
"So what's the catch?"
"You will be in the painting that I put Alice in. But there's going to be a slight change in plans…"
"What do you mean?"
"You'll see…"
When I woke up, I woke up to the sound of the ground thudding from under me and I looked around. Lost in a forest?!
Alice was here?!
I stood up.
"Alice?"
I looked around.
And there she was, standing there with a gleam in her eyes and teeth.
"Jasper!"
We embraced and she stepped back as if in shock.
"Jasper…"
"What?"
The vampire girl's eyes widened.
"Jasper…you're human."
THAT BASTARD!
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