Life in Parappa Town

by TrevorTheWriter

The world of Parappa the Rapper is a unique world that hasn't been explored much due to the series falling into irrelevance. I wish to explore this world. Join Parappa and co. as they go on about their interesting lives. Comments are very much appreciated!

25. Bonus Chapter 3, COOL MODE

(A/N: Here's what would happen if Parappa got Cool Mode on his rap from "Worldcraft, Par1.")

LESSON 1

"HIIIIIIYATATATATATA!"

"Here we go now! Time to get schoolin'! Ain't no time for jokes, no time to be foolin'! Good grades are important, from border to border! Now let's do this! Remember the kick punch order!"

"Sharpen the pencil, put on the cap eraser!"

"Sharpen the cap, the cap on the pencil!"

"Here we go! It's time to face her!"

"Here we go! H-H-Here we go! Go!"

Once Parappa reaches cool mode, Chop Chop Master Onion speaks up.

"I guess you don't need help after all! I'm gonna go make a sandwich." Chop Chop exclaims as he dives out the bedroom window, breaking the glass.

"Sharpen the cap! The Cap! Divide by the cap!"

"Write the, write the, sharpen the pencil!"

"Scribble scribble jot jot the notes!"

"Take away the cap! The notes and the cap!"

"Jot down the notes! Jot down the cap!"

"Divide by three and take away the scribble!"

"I'm pretty sure the cap, the cap is a noun!"

"Kick Punch Turn! The cap! The cap! The cap!"

"A verb, a verb! You know, you know the deal!"

"You are back! You are back for real!"

"The A, the A, the D, and the cap!"

"Bubble in the noun, the verb, and the C!"

"True False Put on the cap! Put on the True cap!"

"The A, the D, the C, and the cap!"

After Parappa finishes cool mode. Chop Chop Master Onion walks back into the bedroom with a sandwich.

"Mmmm...Good job Parappa, you wasted my time." The onion Sensei dryly says as he takes a bite.

"Yahoo! Thanks teacher!" Parappa dances around with glee as he throws all his homework in the air like confetti.