A/N: Dirty! Bedtime stories are not just for bedtime anymore! Thank you all for your reviews and kind words. I really appreciate them. Enjoy!
Once Upon a Time
Luke kicked the box containing the much disparaged intimacy game 'Anticipation' gently with his foot. "Let's get in bed," he whispered before kissing her gently.
Lorelai nodded and went to stash the game back in the box containing the rest of her sex toy shower stuff on her closet shelf. When she pulled it down, she set it on the bed and opened it shaking her head. "Boy, I sure struck out with this stuff," she griped.
"How do you figure?" Luke asked, sitting up to get a peek into the box.
"Well, this sucked, and the scarves are a no-no," she said with a shrug.
"The scarves are not a no-no, we just found out that I don't like getting all knotted up," he said with a smile. "I'm sure we can find other creative uses for them," he said as he pulled one out of the box and fingered it meaningfully. "This particular game was not what we expected," he admitted with a careless shrug. "But, you know, if you want to ask me something, I'll tell you," he said looking up at her meaningfully. When Lorelai nodded mutely he asked, "Are you, uh, upset with me?"
"No," she said with a reassuring smile. "You just keep blowing all of my pre-conceived notions of you, that's all," she said softly.
"How so?" he asked.
Lorelai looked at him and said, "You know, when we first started dating, I thought you would be kind of stuffy, buttoned up."
"You did?" he asked, surprised.
"Well, yeah, but then you turned out to be pretty adventurous, which was a very pleasant surprise," she admitted with a grin. "I find out that you're actually pretty wild, so I thought you might like to get a little wilder, and suggested the porn thing. We both know how that turned out," she said as she sat on the end of the bed. "So then, I'm leaning back to the buttoned up thing, thinking that maybe it's me that brings out the wild in you, and I find out that you weren't the monk that I envisioned," she said ruefully. "I still have a lot to learn about you, my friend," she said as she patted his foot.
Luke looked at her closely and asked, "Does it bother you? That I did that?"
"A little," she admitted. "I mean, no, not really that you did, just that, I didn't think you would," she said in a questioning tone. "I don't know," she said with a shrug.
"Sometimes, I'm a little intimidated by the guy you've built up in your head," he told her softly.
Lorelai laughed and said, "You should be, he's quite the paragon."
"I never claimed to be a saint," he told her seriously.
"No, you didn't, and I don't know why I would think you would be," she said sincerely. "I never can get you pegged," she said narrowing her eyes at him.
"Good, then you'll never get bored with me," he answered with a loving smile. "And, it is you. I've never been this open with anyone, I've told you that," he said with a shrug. Luke winced, anxious to change the subject. "Now, what else do you have in here?" he asked as he reached into the box. "The oil looks good," he told her with a grin. He pulled out a book and she snatched it from his hand.
"I'm returning that," she said quickly.
"Why? What is it?" he asked.
"Uh, it's erotica," she said with a blush.
"Erotica?" he asked with raised eyebrows.
"Sexy stories, you know," she said in a rush, pressing the book to her chest.
"Let me see it," he said holding out his hand.
Lorelai snorted and said, "Yeah right, it'll end up like the porn thing. No dirty bedtime stories," she said with a wave of her hand.
"Lorelai," he said with a sigh.
"What?" she asked defensively.
"Let me see it," he said again.
Lorelai jumped up and asked, "You want me to show you how to play Minesweeper now?"
"I want you to show me your book of naughty bedtime stories," he said with a patient smile.
"It's not your thing, I get it," she said, getting agitated with him.
"It might be my thing," he told her stubbornly. "I don't know until you let me see it."
Lorelai rolled her eyes and handed the book to him. She tossed the box of cards back into the larger box and shoved the scarves back in with them as she waited impatiently for Luke to pass judgment. She lifted a pair of padded handcuffs from the box and asked, "I suppose these are a big 'no' too?"
Luke looked up from the book and said, "Those are a definite maybe," before he looked back at the book. "Huh," he said a minute later setting the book on the bed next to him. "What else you got?" he asked with a smile.
Lorelai frowned and pulled out a set of flavored body paints. "Feeling creative?" she asked sullenly.
"Yes," he said with a nod. "Those are good," he told her. "Anything else?" he asked.
"You'll like these," she said tossing a box at him with a small smile.
Luke grinned and said, "Ah, the edible undies. Always a crowd pleaser," he said with a nod.
"That's it, oh, and the catalog," she said holding it up.
Luke held his hand out for it and smiled as she rolled her eyes again as she gave it to him. He reached for the oil on the nightstand and said, "Save this," as he handed it to her. He gathered the catalog and the book and scooted back up to his pillow.
Lorelai eyed him warily as she went to put the box back on the closet shelf. She turned around to find Luke sitting against his pillow with his reading glasses on, flipping through the catalog. She walked back over to the bed and sank down on her side tiredly.
Luke patted the spot next to him and asked, "What do you think about this?" he asked pointing to the page.
Lorelai blinked when she saw what he was pointing at and stammered, "Oh, okay, yeah if you think you'd want it."
"But would you like it, that's the question," he replied calmly.
Lorelai laughed and reached into her nightstand drawer. She pulled out a similar appliance and said, "Sookie got me this for my thirtieth birthday."
Luke laughed and said, "Okay! Money well spent," as he closed the catalog and stashed it in his drawer. He picked up the book, stared at her over the top of his glasses with piercing blue eyes and asked, "Are you ready for your bedtime story?"
Lorelai's jaw dropped as she stared at him, mesmerized by the intense look in his eyes. "Are you really going to read that to me?" she asked breathlessly.
Luke smiled and cocked his head asking, "You got fresh batteries in that thing?"
Lorelai stared down at the vibrator and said, "Uh, no, it's been a while since I needed old Sven here."
"A while?" Luke asked with a small pleased smile.
Lorelai thought for a moment and then asked, "You remember when we went to see 'Some Like it Hot' in Hartford?" she asked.
Luke chuckled and said, "Oh yeah."
"Yeah well, that's the last time Sven got any lovin'," she said with a grin. "I do have to tell you, he finished what you started admirably," she added with a laugh.
Luke laughed and said, "That was a rough night. If it makes you feel any better, I was right there with you. Without the fancy little gadgets," he added with a grin.
Lorelai pursed her lips and said, "You went old school, huh? Well, I hope that you aren't too intimidated, he may be small, but Sven here packs a punch," she taunted.
Luke smiled arrogantly and said, "Considering the fact that you have completely ignored him for the past year, I'm not so worried."
"Ah, but what if this rekindles our romance? Turns up the heat on an old flame?" Lorelai asked. "What if Sven has that special spark? I may not need you anymore," she teased as she turned it on. Sven buzzed happily for a minute as she waved it in front of Luke's eyes. He batted her hand away, and Lorelai's taunting grin began to fade as Sven did, whirring down to a slow pathetic groan. Luke laughed out loud as she looked at Sven sadly and asked, "Oh, Sven, how could you let me down now?"
"I guess you made need me after all," Luke said, trying to control his mirth.
Lorelai shook her head and pouted. "Only until I get my hands on some fresh batteries, so look out Mister Man!" she said as she tossed her little buddy back into the drawer. She turned back to Luke and asked, "Were you really going to, uh, use that?"
Luke shrugged and said, "If you wanted to."
She eyed him closely and asked, "It wouldn't, um, bother you?"
"Am I intimidated by five inches of battery powered plastic?" he asked.
"Six," she said, jumping to Sven's defense.
"Sure, six," Luke replied sarcastically. "No, I'm not," he said with certainty. He rubbed his chin and said, "Hell, old Sven and I could become good friends. He'd take a lot of work off of my hands, so to speak," he teased.
"I'm too much work?" she demanded, affronted.
"Lots and lots of work," Luke said as he snatched the glasses from his face and rolled over to pin her beneath him. He kissed her softly, letting his lips sweep across hers and waiting patiently for her to part them for him. When she did, his tongue swept into her mouth, massaging hers gently until she moaned softly and angled her head to deepen the kiss. Luke finally pulled back, smiled smugly and asked, "So, is Sven a good kisser?"
Lorelai shook her head and said, "We have a very Pretty Woman relationship. No kissing."
"Too bad," Luke said as he pressed soft kisses to her forehead and down to her nose.
"Everyone has faults," Lorelai said in defense of her friend.
"True," Luke answered as he bent to draw her earlobe into his mouth. He sucked for a moment and then bit it gently. "I can do many, many things that old Sven can't do," he growled in a deep, sexy voice into her ear.
"Yes, you can," she admitted breathlessly.
Luke kissed the tender skin below her ear and teased it lightly with his tongue. "So, you're not going to dump me for Sven?" he asked teasingly.
"I guess not," she said with a sigh.
Luke chuckled and said, "Thanks for the enthusiasm."
Lorelai smiled and said, "I just feel bad for him. You know? No lips, not tongue, no hands or fingers. It must be hard to be so one dimensional," she panted as he sucked on her neck. She ran her hands through the soft curls at the nape of his neck and sighed with pleasure.
"Sucks to be Sven," Luke agreed with a smile. He nuzzled her neck and whispered, "So do you want that bedtime story or not?"
"If you're going to read it to me, then yes, I want it," she said in a throaty voice.
"Then I'd better cut this out," he said as he lifted his head and smiled down at her. He rolled back to his side of the bed, adjusted the pillows behind him again and sat propped against the headboard. He picked up the book, put his reading glasses back on and looked at the cover. "This isn't gonna be the 'how the cable guy plugged me' stuff is it?" he asked.
Lorelai laughed at his choice of words and settled herself against him. "It's supposed to be stories about normal couples and their, uh, explorations," she said.
"Oh, well, normal couples, that lets us out," he teased as he kissed her hair.
"Hey! You know what would be fun?" she asked.
Luke glanced at her upturned face and said, "I'm afraid to ask."
Lorelai grinned. "You should start each story with 'Dear Penthouse, the most erotic night of my life happened while I was staring at a giant jar of Miracle Whip!' huh?" she said nudging him excitedly. "That way it's our story too."
Luke laughed, remembering that long ago night in the storeroom. "God, that was hot," he said with a grin.
"Oh! And, we should change all of the names to Luke and Lorelai," she added.
Luke smirked and said, "Sure, 'cause I'm not gonna have a hard enough time reading this stuff out loud as it is. Are you gonna let me do this or not?" he asked impatiently.
"It would help with the visuals, paint the picture in our heads," Lorelai insisted.
Luke sighed and said, "I'll try." He opened the book and asked, "From the top?"
"Seems like a good place to start," she said as she rested her cheek on his stomach, her arm draped over him.
"Okay," Luke said blowing out a breath. He turned to the first page and scanned it quickly.
"Dear Penthouse," Lorelai reminded him.
Luke drew a deep breath and said, "Dear Penthouse, the most erotic night of my life happened while I was staring at a giant jar of Miracle Whip," he began with a chuckle.
"Yay!" she whispered, kissing his stomach.
Luke paused and glanced down at her lovingly. "My wife, uh, Lorelai," he said pointedly, making her giggle. "My wife, Lorelai, and I had been dating only a short time, and intimate for only a couple of weeks. We both had demanding careers and busy lives, and it had been hard to find time to be together alone. It was driving us crazy," he said in a deep voice.
Lorelai smiled and said, "We know that feeling."
Luke smiled and said, "Yeah," as he adjusted the book in his hand and tilted his head back to look through his glasses. "I was working late one night and the telephone rang. It was, uh, Lorelai, and she said, 'I need to see you.' I told her that I was just closing up shop, and that it would be some time before I was done," he said. Luke cleared his throat and said, "I could tell Lorelai was frustrated by my answer, and I was frustrated that I couldn't see her, but I had responsibilities to take care of. She paused and said, 'Get someone else to do it,' but I explained that I was the only one there."
"Stupid man," Lorelai said with a sigh.
Luke chuckled and said, "I told her that as much as I wanted to see her, I couldn't just drop everything and run to her. Lorelai got even more frustrated and yelled, uh, 'Luke, I'm in the storeroom, now come back here and fuck me, damn it!' I was stunned," he said in a raspy voice, remembering how it really was.
Lorelai inhaled softly as she realized what he was doing, but did not acknowledge it for fear that he would stop. She rubbed her foot against his leg and whispered, "Go on."
"I hung up the phone, and stood in shock for moment. I couldn't believe that she was there. I couldn't believe that she had said that to me. I had never heard Lorelai speak that way before, and I have to admit, it really excited me," Luke said softly. "I tore back to the storeroom and flung open the door, the breath ripped from my lungs. 'What did you just say to me?' I demanded when I saw her standing there. Lorelai stared at me defiantly and said, 'I said that I wanted you to come back here and fuck me.' Now, I have always been a kind of reserved guy. I don't speak that way in front of ladies, and now the woman I was obsessed with was telling me to fuck her. I think I said her name, and then she launched herself at me, kissing me hot and wet, running her hands through my hair and pulling me close to her," he said in a gravelly voice.
Lorelai pressed gently against his leg and murmured, "Mmm."
"When she lifted her lips from mine, I said, 'I can't believe you said that!' Lorelai looked up at me and said, 'I meant it.' She looked at me with those incredible blue, blue eyes and said, 'I want you. I want you to fuck me now.' It was too much. 'Lorelai,' I moaned as I pressed her up against a table and kissed her passionately. I was out of control. I kissed her neck, licking and sucking at her soft skin. Lorelai moaned asked, 'Do you want me?' I was barely able to speak. 'Yes,' I rasped. 'Do you want to fuck me?' she asked aggressively, clawing at my shirt. 'Yes,' I answered desperately, pulling her head back by her hair and kissing her hard," he told her.
Lorelai ran her hand over Luke's stomach and said, "This is hot." She glanced down and saw the Luke was hard. His erection was pressing through his boxers and tenting the covers over him. She reached down and stroked him lightly over the blankets. "Keep going," she whispered.
Luke sucked in a breath and cleared his throat again, having trouble swallowing. "Lorelai pulled away and looked up at me. 'Tell me. Tell me what you want to do to me,' she whispered. I was going out of my mind. I wanted her so badly, but I couldn't tell her. I couldn't say all of those things that I wanted to do to her," he said softly. "I kissed her neck, hoping to distract her, but it didn't work. 'Please? I'll do anything you want, but you have to tell me what you want first,' she said in a husky voice. I was completely desperate by then, 'I can't,' I said, pressing my lips to her skin," Luke continued. "Lorelai let her head fall back as she said, 'Yes you can.' She moaned and told me. 'I want you to. I want to know what goes on behind that impressive self control of yours,' she said, teasing, but with an edge in her voice. 'I think that you don't want me the way that I want you,' she said softly."
Luke paused for a moment before continuing. "I shook my head and said, 'You're wrong,' barely able to make the words come out. I looked into her eyes and she said, 'I'm going out of my mind,' I smiled at her and said, 'Me too,' but it didn't seem to appease her. 'No, you're not!' she accused. 'Yes, I am,' I answered emphatically. I took her hand and placed it on the fly of my jeans so that she could feel how hard I was. 'Take my word for it, I want you,' I assured her, as she began to massage me through my jeans. 'Then tell me. Tell me what you think about when we aren't together,' she demanded in a sultry voice," he told her.
Luke shifted a little and said to Lorelai, "If you keep doing that, I won't be able to finish your story."
"Sorry," she whispered as she removed her hand from the quilt covering his cock.
"Do you want me to go on?" he asked.
"Yes, please," she whispered.
"Okay," Luke said as he pretended to scan the page again. "I couldn't take it. I couldn't resist her anymore. I wanted to tell her, but I couldn't say those things to this woman that I cared about so much, so I took the coward's way out and buried my face in her neck, breathing in the scent of her and losing myself against her silky soft skin. 'I want to taste you,' I whispered as I kissed her neck. 'You do?' she asked with a smile. I couldn't help but smile myself. 'Oh yes,' I said. 'I love it when I can taste you on my lips,' I whispered, too embarrassed to meet her eyes. 'Tell me," Lorelai whispered as she began to unbutton my shirt. I had to touch her, so I slid my hand up to cup her breast. 'I think about you naked, on top of me, riding me,' I said quietly. 'You like that, huh?' she asked breathlessly trying to encourage me to say more," Luke said with a chuckle. He smiled as Lorelai pressed against him again, letting her leg ride up his and pressing her warm sex rub against this thigh.
He glanced down at her and asked, "You like this?"
"Oh yeah," she sighed. "Don't stop," she said breathlessly.
"Lorelai looked up at me again and asked, 'What else do you like?' Excited by the look in her eyes, I told her, 'I like it when I feel your nipples harden when I touch you.' I pulled her shirt over her head and unhooked her bra, caressing her frantically. She pulled my t-shirt over my head, and said, 'Go on, tell me more.' I bent to nuzzle her breasts and said, 'I love it when you grind against me when I suck on you.' Lorelai moaned and asked, 'Like this?' as she pressed herself against my erection. I was out of control by then. I reached for the button on her jeans and told her, 'I love it when I am undressing you, and I can smell you. It makes my mouth water,' shocking myself with my boldness," Luke said, his eyes closed at the memory.
"Mmmmm," Lorelai murmured next to him, lost in him. She reached down and began to touch herself gently, and Luke was mesmerized by the thought of what was going on under the covers. He dropped the book to his chest and flung the quilt back so that he could see. Lorelai glanced up with a pleased smile and let her hand slide up over the emerald silk gown before she slid it between her legs. She looked up at Luke as she stroked herself and said, "Keep reading."
"Huh?" Luke asked as he shook his head to clear it.
"The story," Lorelai said breathlessly. "Keep telling me the story."
Luke dropped his head back against the wall, and without bothering to pick up the book said, "I took her jeans off and touched her panties, she was so wet I could feel the moisture seeping through. I was entranced by her, by the scent of her, y my need for her. 'I love it when your panties are wet, knowing that you are ready for me to love you,' I said, my voice hoarse with need. 'I'm always ready for you,' she answered huskily. 'Always?' I asked. 'Yes,' she told me. 'Just thinking about you, about us, makes me wet.'
I wanted her so badly. I bent down and pressed my lips to her wet panties and licked at her, dying for a taste. It told her how long I had wanted her. How long I dreamed of touching her. I told her of the years I waited, hoping that she would want me too," Luke said, lost in the memory of his confession. "I told her how I used to touch myself thinking about her and she surprised me by telling me that she had wanted me too."
Luke took his glasses off and tossed them onto the nightstand, knocking the book off of the bed. "I need you to touch me," he ground out roughly.
Lorelai looked up at him and said, "I need to touch you, but if I do, you can't stop. You have to finish my story," she warned.
Luke nodded and swallowed thickly. "I'll finish it," he promised. Lorelai pulled his boxers down and licked her lips at the sight of his rock hard cock. "Jesus, Lorelai, please touch me," he moaned.
Lorelai looked up at him and whispered, "The story."
Luke looked back at her and said, "Lorelai told me, 'I want you to fuck me Luke. Hard and hot. I want to get all of those years of silent wanting out. I want you to be able to say anything you want and do anything you want to me.' I pulled her to the edge of the table and stared into her eyes as I pressed my hard cock into her," he said as Lorelai began to stroke his cock with her hand. "She was so hot, so tight that I thought I would come right then. I fought for control, but she was squeezing me so tightly. 'Lorelai' I moaned, closing my eyes, still shocked at the fact that I got to do this. I could now bury myself inside of her. That she wanted me to fuck her. That she wanted me to love her," he panted. 'Yes, Luke it's me,' she said softly as she waited for me to look at her," Luke opened his eyes and looked down at Lorelai stroking him. She smiled and bent to take him into her mouth.
"Oh Lorelai," he moaned softly.
She lifted her lips and whispered, "What happened next?"
"I watched as my cock slid into her, unable to tear my eyes away. She was so wet, I could see her coating my cock, glistening in the light," he said as Lorelai began to suck him again. Luke pressed his fingers into her hair and groaned.
"Lorelai looked down and watched as I pressed into her. 'Look at you,' she whispered. 'Look at you inside of me. We're beautiful,' she said with a radiant smile, snapping my control completely. I drove into her recklessly, pounding my cock into her. I couldn't get deep enough. I wanted to crawl inside of her, stay there in her heat forever. I felt her tighten around me and knew that I was lost. She came panting and crying my name, biting my shoulder and squeezing me tight. I shot into her, emptying myself into her warmth as she shuddered around me," Luke panted.
Lorelai lifted her head and said, "Yes," as she straddled him, plunging herself down on him. Luke raise his hands to grasp her hips, feeling the smooth silk under his touch as her silky pussy enveloped him. Luke groaned loudly and let his head fall back against the wall. Lorelai pressed down, taking his length inside of her and said, "Fuck me, Luke," as she began to ride him mercilessly. He watched, gasping for breath as her breasts bounced beneath their silk covering. He raised his hands to cup them and squeeze them roughly as she bounced on top of him wantonly. She threw her head back, her dark hair trailing down her back, and her soft throat exposed to him. He reared up and bit her neck, sucking the skin into his hot mouth as he pinched her nipples. "Oh God, yes, fuck me," she panted as her orgasm began to build.
Luke slid his hands around her, down over her silk clad back and to her ass. He cupped her and squeezed hard as he pulled her cheeks apart, spreading her wide. "I love fucking you, Lorelai," he grunted as she tightened around him. "I want to fuck you all of the time," he said as he felt himself flooding her. He thrust up into her hard and grunted as his spasms subsided and she melted against him wrapping her arms around him tightly.
Luke smoothed his hands over her back and up to her neck, tangling in her hair and rubbing her soothingly as she gasped for breath. Lorelai pressed her lips to his hair distractedly, reluctant to let the moment float away. "Dear Lord," she whispered.
Luke chuckled and clung to her tightly. They sat wrapped in each other, breathing each other in as their breath slowed and their hearts stopped pounding. Finally, Lorelai lifted her head to look at him. Luke brushed her hair back from her face and smiled lovingly. "So, uh, the erotica?" he asked shyly.
"Yeah?" she asked with a smile.
"Totally my thing," he said with a laugh.