A/N: Chapter twenty-five finally here. I hope you enjoy. End A/N

As I got away, I looked around.

'How can I get any knowledge about humans with the library burnt down? There has to be some other source for information.' I continued looking around, before it hit me. I didn't need to be looking for information at the moment. I had to get to Lyra and stop her from whatever she's doing! I quickly began to run off in the direction of Lyra's house.

As I arrived, I burst through the front door.

"Lyra!?" I shouted, looking around. As I ran into one of the other rooms, I saw her and Pinkie Pie in there, looking at some screen.

"Hey glad to see you finally made it! This idiot didn't believe me when I said I had Jakar, so-"

"You have to stop!" I looked at the screen, to see I was already too late. "Damnit! Out of the way!" I began to run up, before jump-kicking the mess of what look liked to be a makeshift computer, destroying it. Lyra just stared at me, before suddenly getting very agitated.

"Jakar what the buck!? I finally get a web-cam working and this is what you do!?" Lyra loudly stated.

"Hey, I'm sorry, but this had to be done."

"No it didn't you idiot! Ugh..."

"Hey c'mon Lyra! Cheer up!" Pinkie spoke up. "You can always make another one, and I'll help you!"

"Well... I guess you can do that. But it's still a fagget move what Jakar did."

"...Stop calling me Jakar..." I mumbled pissedly, Lyra looking at me again.

"Okay something's definitely wrong with you. I'd have Twilight-" Suddenly I heard the front door burst open. As I turned my head, I literally saw the front door fly into the room. 'Who the hell-'

"JAKAR!" I heard Twilight scream, the entire house shaking.

"Whoa she sounds pissed. I better leave..." Lyra muttered, slowly backing away, before Twilight ran in. She glared at me, her whole body shaking with rage. She went to speak up, but just shook and mumbled, seemingly over-flowing with rage.

"Um... Hi?" I slowly said, before Twilight started screaming, crazily running after me. Before I could react, I felt her hoof slam against my face at the speed of light, instantly knocking me out, and probably fuckin up mah skull in the process.

Everything was black. I couldn't think, couldn't move, couldn't feel, couldn't even shit. Blackness surrounded me, engulfing me, haunting me, and stealing my wallet.

'Racist. Wait, I can't think. Ah fuck logic anyway.' I began to feel a few things and stuffs, as I saw a distant light off in the distance. 'Am I waking up? Or am I feeling that stuff when you go all out on weed and crack at the same time.' I began to feel what I recognized as my eyes opening, the light growing brighter. Eventually, they were completely open, my vision more blurry than 144p. Over time however it cleared up, and I looked around. I appeared to be in some hospital bed. 'Ew hospitals. They always remind me of hostile pits.' I then noticed some white pony with a pinkish mane and tail walk over to me.

"I'm glad to see you're finally awake." She said, her voice echoing. 'Weird shit.'

"And I'm glad to see you haven't killed the messenger." I replied. Suddenly she began shouting, putting on a pair of awesome shades.

"YOU HAVE BEEN IN A COMA FOR TWENTY-FOUR YEARS!11 YOU ARE THE HOLY ONE! YOU MUST KICK ASS AGAINST THE ZORG AND SAVE US ALL FROM CERTAIN AHH DEATH!" She proceeded to chuck a Model 1887 to me, which I badassedly jumped up and grabbed, while doing a couple flips.

"FUCK YEAH!" I shouted, landing on my foots. I proceeded to burst through the near-by window, and saw some alien thing. I shot it, blowing it apart. "LIEK A BAWSS!" I looked behind me to see Twilight, who began yelling.

"WHAT ARE YOU-"

"BOOM!" I shouted, shooting her head off. "LIEK A VAMPIRE!" I looked around me, and noticed a meteor was headed straight for me from the red sky. I proceeded to shoot it, blowing it apart. "LIEK AN OVERPOWERED CALL OF DUTY WEAPON!" The pieces of the meteor went flying everywhere, destroying everything in sight. I then noticed Big Mac walk up to me.

"Eeyup. Wake up now."

"What?" He then hit me in the face, knocking me out. Well, I thought he knocked me out, but in reality that shit was just some dream. I opened my eyes, to find myself in the hospital again.

'Damnit. God damn vivid dream shit.' I looked around, and saw that same white pony walk over to me.

"I'm glad to see you're finally awake." She stated, smiling. "You've been unconscious for quite some time now."

"So has the Walt Disney guy."

"What..? Actually, nevermind. Pinkie told me you can act weird and random."

"Kewl. Now dafooq am I doing up in this bed?"

"Well, your skull cracked when Twilight hit you. With the help of magic, though, it was fixed. You should be fine for now."

"Dayyyuuuum! Dat be a crazy bitch." She proceeded to frown.

"You burnt down her library, and all the books inside. It's only normal for somepony to lose control like that."

"Mmmkayyeah."

"But anyway, Princess Celestia is here to see you."

"Princess who?"

"Celestia. She's here to send you back, or something."

"Say whaaaaaaa?" The white horse I remember seeing a long time ago proceeded to walk in, smiling at me.

"Hello Jakar." She stated, walking over to me.

"Booom... heheh..."

"You have been in a coma for a couple days. Since then, I have learned and perfected the spell that will bring you back to your world."

"Aww mayne fuck dat shit."

"I am sorry, but it has to be done. You-"

"I SAID FUCK DAT SHIT DAMNIT!" I proceeded to jump from the bed, a bunch of wirey stuff flying off of me as I did. I suddenly began to see dots in my eyes, before I blacked out, passing out. 'Fuck my life.'

When I woke up, I was being pinned against a wall by magic. I looked, and saw Twilight to be the source. The white horse was next to her, speaking up.

"Now that you are awake, I can begin the spell." She stated.

"I SAID FUCK DAT SHIT GOD DAMNIT!" I proceeded to forcefully throw up, my smelly barf hitting Twilight. she yelped and screamed, falling backwards, the magic around me disappearing. 'Liek a bawss.' I proceeded to begin running, before Celestia grabbed me with her magic.

"You aren't going anywhere." I proceeded to slowly turn to her.

"Or am I..?" I slowly began to bend my neck, smiling creepily. She just looked disturbed, before pinning me against the wall again. "Because, you know, technically I'm going somewhere because you're sending me back." I proceeded to put on some nerd glasses. "NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDED!"

"Enough." She simply replied, levitating the nerd glasses away. I just frowned.

"Noooo! Not deh nerdy glasses! You PRICK!"

"Twilight. I need you to hold him still again while I send him back."

"On it." Twilight replied, trying to levitate some of the nasty barf away. She seemed to fail horribly, and gave up, starting to hold me in place again. I looked at her.

"Huehuehue."

"Oh shut up. I'm glad I'm never ever going to have to see you again." She replied.

"Oh but you will in the sequel." I proceeded to put on a pair of shades. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH-"

"Enough!" Celestia loudly stated again, seeming a little irritated. "Now. Let me begin." Her horn began to glow with a yellowish light, it starting to engulf me. I then looked back at Twilight.

"Hey Twilight."

"What." She responded, un-interested.

"Back when I said Jakarf. I meant jack off. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" My ha seemed to fade out, as everything went black. It was as if everything that had just happened was a dream, and I was just starting to wake up. It was as if I was entering something different, and leaving behind something old. Basically like when you wake up from a very lucid dream.

'...And that's how Equestria was made.'

A/N: Final chapter, twenty-five complete. Sorry if it was a bit unexpected, but with the lack of updates and everything, I figured it was time. I really hope all of you enjoyed.
Now for some shoutouts!:

Newnawn for a small line idea, in which I used when Jakar says "THAT BASTARD SPIKE IS A SPY!"

the pane kane for the idea where Jakar thinks he's Twilight.

And ShiningShadow1965 for reviewing every single chapter of this story.

Again, I really hoped you all enjoyed. Thank every single one of you for reading. End final A/N