(Owen walked around the kitchen as he saw all the food stacked all over the countertops.)
Owen: Oh, boy! I don't know what to eat first!
Duncan: Hey, save some for the rest of us!
(Duncan also entered the kitchen and grabbed two pancakes and a couple eggs. Owen simply ran over and grabbed everything in sight. The two sat down at a table and started to eat.)
Duncan: Hey, Owen. It's a little dark in this kitchen. How about a little light?
Owen: But the lights in this house don't work.
Duncan: Then open a window or something.
Owen: Okay.
(Owen walked over to a window and pulled up the blinds when they went up, Owen could see the endless barren wasteland in the distance. And to the right, he could see a huge city that looked like it had been hit by a massive storm. All the buildings looked ready to crumble. And the sky was a dark red color completely covered by dark clouds. The sun was not visible anywhere.)
Owen: Window open.
Duncan: Man! Of all the worlds for this time ghost to send us to, it had to be the post-apocalyptic one!
Owen: At least we have a nice place to stay. And all the free food we can eat!
Duncan: If only I had a copy of my arrest record, then we'd have some fun.
(Gwen soon walked into the kitchen and kissed Duncan on the cheek.)
Gwen: Morning Duncan. How was you first night sleeping in the middle of nowhere.
Duncan: A bit quiet. Back in Juvie, there were riots going on all the time. Takes a while to adjust.
Gwen: I'm going outside to see how everyone else is doing.
(Gwen exited the kitchen and entered a small living room where she could see Trent and DJ playing a game of chess, Bridgette and Geoff making out on the couch, and Ezekiel, Cody, and Noah talking with each other on a seperate table. Most of the conversations were cut short when Izzy burst in yelling.)
Izzy: Good morning everyone! Welcome to Day 1 of our desperate struggle against the harsh world around us!
Cody: Good morning Izzy.
Ezekiel: You look nice and clean despite sleeping outside, eh.
Izzy: Yeah, well Izzy was born to sleep in the great outdoors. You all can keep you cozy beds and fancy living lifestyle. Izzy's roughin' it! All day, everyday!
Noah: Good for you.
(As Izzy was talking with her friends, DJ had beaten Trent in their chess game.)
Trent: Whoa. How did you. . .
DJ: I used to play a lot of chess back then. Cody used to teach me before the series ended.
Trent: Well, good game man. I gotta go to the bathroom. You want to go get a soda when I'm done?
DJ: Sure thing.
(Trent got up and walked out of the living room into a small hallway. There were several doors each with different rooms. In one room, Trent could see Lindsay, Beth, Katie, and Sadie talking about girly things. In another was the weight room where Trent saw Eva and Tyler working out and excersing. Eva was lifting some heavy weights while Tyler just kept getting cramps half the time. Eventually, Trent made it to the bathroom. But when he got in, Justin had already occupied it.)
Trent: Out Justin. I really gotta go.
Justin: Can't it wait? I've been away from a mirror for who knows how long? I've gotta keep up my appearence or else I will just be a regular guy again.
Trent: I promise, as soon as I'm done, you can have the bathroom again. Now excuse me.
(Justin walked out as Trent moved into the bathroom. Paranoid about his looks, Justin went back down the halls on a frantic mirror hunt. The male model knocked on one of the doors only to be greeted by the bossy voice of Courtney.)
Courtney: What?
Justin: Do you have a mirror I can borrow? I need to watch over my face 24/7 to make sure there isn't anything wrong with it.
Courtney: Go away Justin! I'm in the middle of something important!
(Then Leshawna appeared from the room and handed him a small mirror.)
Justin: Thanks.
Leshawna: Anytime sugar.
(As Justin left, Leshawna went back into the room where Courtney was giving a lecture to her and Heather.)
Courtney: Now as I was saying before, since we're all gonna be stuck together for a while, we have to work as a team to survive despite the fact that I can't stand the majority of you.
Leshawna: Is this discussion gonna be any longer?
Courtney: It will be if you keep interupting like this!
Heather: Well, I don't know about you, but I have better things to do than this. I am so out of here.
Leshawna: Alright. Then you can keep watch for anything suspicious or dangerous that might try to come after us.
Heather: I will do no such thing!
(To show Heather she wasn't joking, Leshawna brought out an electric shaver and presented it to the queen bee. Heather flinched and shrugged as she grudgingly stepped out of the room. As she went for the exit, Harold met her there.)
Harold: Hey Heather. Standing watch again?
Heather: What's it to you alpha geek?
Harold: I was just thinking maybe you could use a little help. You know how dangerous it is out there. The Organization might still be looking for us.
Heather: I'll take my chances, thank you very much!
(Heather and Harold walked outside to see the barren red wasteland in from of them. They also looked behind to see the outside of their hideout. It looked like a run down, old, deparment store that had been ravaged by a windstorm.)
Harold: That was pretty clever of Clockwork to bring us here. With our base giving off the appearence of a rundown old store, that's the last place these bad guys would look for us.
Heather: Shut it nerd!
(Heather looked off in the distance for some strange activity. It had been a few hours, but when she got a closer look in the distance, she could've sworn she saw boy with black hair standing in the middle. Then before her eyes, the boy seemed to transform into some kind of superpowered being with a black jumpsuit and white hair. And then the boy flew off out of her sight.)
Heather: What in the world?
Harold: Did you see something Heather?
Heather: Huh? No. Nothing. I thought I did, but I was probably hallucinating.
(The teens continued searching the landscape unaware of what other adventures lie ahead.)
(Meanwhile on Skull Island, Chris Maclean and Chef Hatchet were running ragged through the jungle completely out of breath and on the verge of collapsing.)
Chris: That's it! I can't go on. Chef, if we die, I want you to know. . . .that I spent your paycheck on fancy hair gel products.
Chef Hatchet: I KNEW IT! (groan) But what does it matter. We're as good as done for anyway.
Chris: It's been nice knowing you Chef ol' buddy.
(Suddenly, to their surprise, a portal opened up. And falling out came Zim and his robot sidekick GIR. Yelling could also be heard from inside the portal.)
Yzma: IF YOU EVER INTERFERE IN MY PLANS AGAIN, YOU WILL SURELY REGRET IT!
(The portal closed up as Zim dusted himself off.)
Zim: Incompetent purple female. She fails to realize my true destructive power. And ever after I have been revived after my unforseen death at the hands of that HEATHER human, she still feels no sympathy!
GIR: It's a symphony of sympathy! OOOOH! I love tacos!
Zim: Come GIR! Let's get out of this horrid jungle.
GIR: Right behind ya master tofu!
(Zim opened up a portal for he and GIR to go through. Chris and Chef looked at the portal in amazement.)
Chris: Chef! Do you know what this means?
Chef Hatchet: We can. . .
Chris: WE CAN LEAVE THIS WORLD! WE CAN FINALLY GO HOME!
Chef Hatchet: How do you know it will take us home?
Chris: Anyplace is better than here!
(As Zim and GIr went through the portal, a massive V-Rex towered over Chris and Chef.)
Chris: Well?
Chef Hatchet: RIGHT BEHIND YA!
(Chris and Chef ran right through the portal before it closed up on them. When the got up, they were finally off Skull Island.)
Chris: We made it! Home sweet ho-oh.
(As Chris and Chef looked around, they realized they were in another jungle. Except this one was slightly different than the one they were trapped on.)
Chef Hatchet: Nice going! Now we're in some other jungle where we will slowly starve to death!
Chris: Relax. At least this isn't like that one place. I bet things will go smooth sailing from here on out.
(Just then, a tribe of blue cat-like natives surround Chris and Chef aiming their arrows at them.)
Chef Hatchet: Shall we resume running for our lives?
Chris: Oh, yes. Let's.
(Chris and Chef ran screaming their heads off as the blue alien natives gave chase after them.)
Well, there you go. The end of my TDU story. Sorry about this cliffhanger. I know many of you were wanting to see the TDI teens return to their world. But this story and other future stories are gonna be part of one big story compilation. As an example, free brownie points to whoever can guess the kid Heather saw in the barren field. And don't forget to lookout for Total Drama Ultima 2! Thanks for reading and please leave some excellent reviews.