(Lilly's POV) *

"Bed? Check, bed sheet? Check, Oils? Thanks to Beorn! Check. Everything's falling into place"

'Lauren, did you get the candles' I asked as she walked in the room, she pulled them from behind her back and grinned.

'You know he's going to kill you' she laughed.

'I'm hoping he'll just be angry enough to finally cave' I sighed.

'Better leave the window open just in case you need to make an escape through it'

'That's probably a good idea' I laughed opening the shutter as she lit the candles around the room.

'So, do you think this will work?'

'Lauren, you've just got to fucking believe'

'Yeah, yeah, you're just lucky we're close' she mumbled causing me to laugh.

Two hours later, we were set to go. It had gotten dark enough that the candles were the only source of light in the room. I had taken my clothes off and wrapped the bed sheet around myself and went in search of Thorin.

I hid around the corner from his room and heard him talking to Kili as they got closer. I smirked to myself "Even better"

'We shall leave the day after tomorrow, warn the men. We will need…' he stopped talk and stared with wide eyes as I rounded the corner in nothing but the sheet.

'Oops, didn't realize anyone was here' I said with a fake pout.

Kili looked away out of respect for Lauren and his uncle, but also with embarrassment too.

'Why are you out in a bed sheet' Thorin, I could see him trying to swallow the lump in his throat.

'Oh nothing, I got lost on the way back to mine and Lauren's room, we're having a girls night' I grinned walking by them both.

'Then should you not be wearing clothes' Thorin shouted to me.

'Not with what we have planned' I smirked before disappearing round the corner and sprinting to the room. He would be here any minute now.

I slammed the door shut as I ran through and lay down on the bed with my back exposed to Lauren, she quickly rubbed oil on her hands.

'Hurry up, he'll be here in a second'

'Shut up' She hissed back, straddling my back and starting the massage just as Thorin opened the door, his eyes wide and the bulge in his breeches very clear.

'What's going on here' He said, clearing his throat.

'Just relaxing' I grinned back at him.

'How's that' Lauren breathed in my ear. I let out a seductive moan of pleasure in return.

I could see Thorin's body tense as he tried to control himself.

"He won't last much longer"

'I've never felt this good in my life' I said smirking into his eye, emphasizing the word never.

"I know how Thorin work. He likes to be in control and gets everything he wants. So to get him horny and angry was the way to bring him to his knees"

'You did not seem to complain last night' he growled.

'Please, it was good, but your technique could use some improvement. Why don't you ask Lauren here for some tips, she seems to know how to touch a woman' I laughed as his face got red with anger.

'I heard the noises you made' he challenged.

'I'm good at acting' I replied in the same tone.

Our bickering went on for a few moments longer before Lauren got off me. Thorin looked like he was ready to pounce and kill me. I sat up and wrapped the sheet around me.

'It's probably a good thing we haven't had sex, I prefer my men to you know, have some experience'

'That's it' He growled removing his belt to throw his sword on the ground, belt still in hand.

'That's your cue to run' Lauren yelled. I widened my eyes as he leaped towards me. I barely moved out of the way.

I got out the window as fast as I could and looked at him on the floor.

'Can't help falling for me can you' I blew him a kiss and ran into the woods, Thorin not so far behind me.

"He's snapped"

(Thorin's POV)

'Come out, come out, wherever you are' I shouted into the darkness.

'I'm going to find you Lilly and when I do, you'll take back every word you said about me being inexperienced' There was a slight giggle and the snapping of a twig.

'Don't take it personally, maybe you just have the wrong equipment' she said.

'You insult my manhood now' "She knew how to get under my skin"

'No, I'm just saying, maybe it's more a dagger than a sword' something white caught my eye so I hid behind a tree. She crept past without seeing me, I smirked as she called my name, checking to see if I was near. When her back was turned to me I walked up behind her and covered her mouth with one hand, the other was used to draw her back to my chest.

'Got you' I whispered before slamming her up against the nearest tree and ripping the sheet from her body.

I stared down at her before she tried to slip out of my arms but got her foot caught in the sheet, causing her to tumble to the ground. I noticed as sturdy looking tree root near her head so I straddled her and released the belt I put back on as I followed her out of the window and quickly tied her hands to it, making sure she couldn't get away.

'I told you I'd have you at my mercy, now what should I do first' I smirked as she tried to undo her hands.

'It won't undo' I said taking my tunic off, letting my eyes roam over her body.

'I won't beg' she replied stubbornly.

'Oh you will' I said lowering my mouth to her neck. I sucked before biting down on her shoulder blade causing a slight moan to pass her lips.

I worked my way down to her breast, taking a hardened nipple into my mouth and swirling my tongue round it slowly.

She was biting her lip so hard now, every quiet moan that left her mouth caused my arousal to grow more. I repeated my actions on the other breast before biting down harshly causing her to yelp in pleasure.

She rubbed her thighs together to try and relieve some of the friction that was building there, but I moved so they were spread apart leaving everything exposed. I placed soft kisses down her body, moving agonizingly slow. She groaned in frustration.

'You know what you have to do, just say it' I smirked, kissing the inside of her thigh softly, moving closer to her with each kiss. She looked like she was in pain as she tried to hold the words in.

I knew she was turned on, I could see the moistness of her folds, I blew softly on to them driving Lilly over the edge.

'Please' she screamed at me.

'Please what' I said staring into her eyes.

'Fuck me!' She screamed again, this time desperation filled her voice. It was all I needed to hear before I was rock hard ripping my breeches off, freeing myself from the confines of the material.

'As you wish' I muttered darkly before shoving into her with no warning.

She let out a hiss of pain and pleasure, but I gave her no time to adjust before I pulled back and slammed back into her. She couldn't form words, simply moaning. I took this as a sign to go faster.

She felt so tight around me, I could feel myself throbbing with every thrust of my body.

'I think…I'm going to…' She moaned

'Not now, you will release when I say you can' I growled at her. It only seemed to excite her more and she grew louder, practically screaming. I could feel myself getting closer to the finish.

'Thorin, please, I can't hold it any more' she cried.

'Then don't' I grunted. Her eyes rolled to the back of her head as she screamed my name at the top of her lungs, the sound pushing me over the edge too.

With one final thrust I rolled beside her, both of us covered in sweat and breathing loudly.

'I was so loud' she muttered in between breaths.

'At least they know you're mine now' I said watching her chest rise and fall, instantly making me aroused again.

She caught me staring and smirked at me.

'Round two' she said before I was on top of her again.

'Wait, wait'

'What' I spat impatiently.

'Can you untie my first?'

I quickly undid her bond before she straddled my lap and pushed me down.

'My turn' She whispered, a devious look in her eye.

We continued like this for the rest of the night, both of us fighting for dominance, it was only when the sun made an appearance did we finally tire out and fall asleep entwined in each other's bare bodies.

A/N - Well, finally eh? So, if you read the A/N in the previous chapter, you'll know about the competition. In this chapter there is the famous line from a very good movie, if you can find it and tell me what movie it's from, well it's explained in the last chapter. The first person to PM me with the correct answer wins. Good luck!

So as I predicted, I failed the assessment I had in college today. You're lucky you guys are awesome and it was worth it to read all of the lovely things you had to say. It got me through Scots Law, so thank you, this story wouldn't be what it is without you guys. You inspire me.

Okay soppy moment over. I want angry Thorin sex so badly!

I think I want to ask you questions as well. What's your favorite word? Mines is Cahoots.

Fun fact: I had R Kelly – Bump n Grind and The Cab – Animal on repeat writing this. Haven't heard of them? Go. Listen. Now!