This may be the worst idea I had in a while…

Review time~

The Russian Vixen: I know… I wanted to get it out but it didn't end up how I thought it would be… D: This is the first request, the second one that you sent as a PM I'll get to it when I don't have such dark ideas anymore… Will be a while…

AU: Human

Pairing: GerIta vs Itacest/ GermanyxItaly vs ItalyxRomano (Feliciano's point of view)

Inspiration: REQUEST by The Russian Vixen/ the song "Dirty Little Secret" by the All-American Rejects.

NOTE: Nothing of major importance just that if it doesn't make sense in some places it is because I'm sick.

NOTE2: Oh wait, there IS something that should be kept in mind while reading. Lovi may be OOC but that's because I picture him being more open and affectionate with Feli if they get together (Itacest) because they are firstly brothers/twins so Lovi is sweet to Feli anyway… If it doesn't make any sense I'll put it shortly: because they are twins Lovi is more open to Feli when they are alone and as a couple he would act all affectionate and sweet towards Feli, as weird as that sounds…

"Oi! Idiota, we are gonna be late for the stupid meeting!"

"Aaahh! Don't hit me fratello!"

"Then move your lazy bum faster!"

This continued for a while, with me running around the hotel room and Lovino chasing me until I accidentally tripped over some clothes and landed face-first on the ground and as a result fratello tumbling and falling on top of me. I could just picture Lovi's smirk as his arms wrapped around me and he nuzzled my neck.

"Get ooooff meeeee~! We are really gonna be laaaaaate!"

"And since when you care about being late?"

"Since Germany said-"

It was in that moment that it dawned on me. I had to meet Luddy before the meeting to buy some biscotti!

"I really have to leave, ve!"

I tried to sit up but to no avail. Fratello was keeping me on the floor, smirking like he was the Cheshire cat.

"Where are you hurrying so much? Got something to do and you forgot about it?"

"Let me go fratello! It's not funny anymore!"

"Fiiiiine. Mood killer."

As soon as I was free, I dressed up and bolted out of the room with my phone out of the pocket and calling Ludwig.

"Ve! I'm so sorry Luddy, I almost forgot!"

There was no answer on the other end save for the constant bickering of the nations, meaning that he was already in the meeting room, so I ran there too, forgetting about the biscotti.

The whole meeting I spaced out, my mind flying away from the subject the others were discussing too quickly so I wasn't able to concentrate at all.

This was too close. Too many close calls. I have to put some distance between me and Lovi, otherwise Luddy'll think that there's something off!

"Feliciano."

The voice pierced my thoughts and brought me back on Earth as I jumped with a startled yelp.

"Che cosa? Oops! I'm sorry, what happened?"

"You've been spacing out. More than normally."

"Ahaha… Mi dispiace. I'm really tired, that's all."

"If you say so. The meeting is over."

"Is it?"

I was surprised to see that the meeting room was mostly empty, save for a few nations that were staying behind and making plans to spend the weekend.

Wordlessly, I stood up and started packing my things too while I watched Luddy out of the corner of my eye. He didn't seem to suspect anything, but alas he hadn't for the past two years.

A while later we were at his place, the meeting having had place in Germany, the German cooking something while I was spacing out once again. I was taken by surprise when out of the blue a cup of tea was shoved in my hands.

"Huh…?"

"You look like you need it."

Smiling, I nodded and sipped my drink then cuddled close to Luddy. We spent the rest of the day on the sofa, watching movies and cuddling.

The next day I found a message on my phone from fratello. What does he want?

From: Fratellone

Subject: NO SUBJECT

Data: 01-26-2014 5:29 PM

Where the hell are you? You were supposed to meet me at the cinema to watch a movie! Did you ditch me for that potato-bastard again?!

I stared at the phone for a moment before I closed it. Of course that I forgot about it! And, even if Lovi didn't say it, he was also asking me if Luddy was becoming something for me.

For: Fratellone

Re: NO SUBJECT

Data: 01-27-2014 9:15 AM

I'm at Luddy's place. And no, he didn't kidnap me or who knows what. He invited me over. I'll be back in an hour, ve.

Yawning, I got out of bed and got ready for the day, kissed Ludwig on the forehead and left before he woke up.

They don't know about each other. Luddy believes I am trying to get along with Lovi while fratello thinks I am just super friendly with the German. I intend to keep it this way.

~A few days later~

"Nooooo~ Luddy will be there any minute nooooow~", I whined as Lovino ran a cold hand on my chest and smirked at me.

Fratello knew that he had me under control, that no matter what I would melt under his touches, but I had to escape him this time.

"Italy? Are you okay?"

The low voice of the German made my heart speed up while my blood ran cold. There, in the doorway, stood Ludwig with wide and shocked blue eyes.

"I-I-I… I can explain!"

I could read betrayal on his face as the look melted into an ice cold one, emotionless like a soldier.

"Please do so."

"U-uh… Well…. You see…"

When I thought that it couldn't any worse, Lovino turned and saw Germany. Almost instantly, his expression became guarded but I could see possessiveness shining in his eyes.

"Go away, potato-bastard."

"Not until Feliciano explains what's going on."

"Che cosa? You surprised that your little perfect Italy is actually a dirty minded nation?"

Whaaaa….? Why's fratello acting like this? It makes no sense!

"Me and him are together. I know the real Feli."

If I thought that Lovi seeing Luddy was the worse, well… nope. Lovino's face was drained off all color and emotion, looking like he was told that tomatoes weren't real.

"WHAT?! Feli is mine! MINE! Don't you dare lie to me, bastard!"

"Es tut mir leid, but that's not true. You're brothers! Why would you two be in a relationship?!"

As they fought, my world collapsed around me. They knew about each other. They knew I was going out with both of them. They KNEW I was playing with them.

"Tell him that he is wrong Feli!"

"I-I…."
The both of them looked at me for a long moment until realization seemed to dawn on both of them. I lied to them the whole time.

"It was a lie."

The fact that they spoke at the same time made me want to laugh because they never agree on anything, but given the situation I couldn't. So, with my head bowed, I stood up and left. It was a good enough sign that I was agreeing with them. That they were right.

Days passed and as expected neither one looked at me anymore. The news of what happened got to everyone quickly the next day, but when they saw the results any time they tried to ask about what happened, Lovi suddenly starting to cry and running to Antonio who would glare at me and Luddy walking silently to Gilbert who would also glare at me while they avoided asking me, they gave up pretty fast and went on with their lives, the only difference being the fact that they wouldn't talk to me more than necessarily.

I do feel miserable about what happened, but as the time went by I became numb to the events and simply ignored them.
The end…? Not so abrupt and confusing, but if anything doesn't make sense I blame the fact that I am sick. D:

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